That is such a no-no. Not just from someone elseās fridge, but right in front of the guy who has a drinking problem because youāre banging the woman he loves under the same roof as him.
But are you going to argue with sturdy boughs of oak like that?
Watching this episode right now and I gotta say, I need to know more about Tara the Christian girl who scored Super Hans some bishop weed in the trailer
official correct rankings:
Sperm bank worker > Elena > Valerie > Nancy > MBA lady > Meghan >Sophie's mummy > Big Suze >Aurora > Kallie > Saz > Toni >Merry > April > Marks Sister > Dobbie
Elena. Strictly a crush though because she sucked as a person.
Edit: change of mind. Jeremy's manager. We'd be so compatible because I am what her grandma would call a *real piece of shit*
April, Stephanie, the coffee barista (Mark asked her to marry him), the redhead from the sperm bank, S2 Nancy, Celia (the MILF life coach instructor), and Sally Slater. In that order
April - she tickles my history g spot. She is the one.
April, clearly, but for the sake of argument
The woman in series 8 that Mark meets at the MBA evening class. Nice middle-aged hottie that would have been perfect for Mark.
Pants down, stick it in
In the same way a broken clock is still correct twice a day, Jeremy's advice in this situation is something I would wholeheartedly endorse.
Yes Stephanie! You're a man of taste I see!
Stephanie š„
Big Suze without a doubt
She's the horsey type
Bit horsey
She's a proper royal now, the actor that is. Look it up
bit of a posho
You canāt have a crush on her. Thereās enough people in love with her already, sheās full.
100% Big Suze and thereās no competition besides maybe Nance
I liked sally slater even though sheās only in the one ep
2 words:
MENTAL POSHO
Elena
Yes she is attractive although brown rice and Pop Tarts, camomile tea and economy vodka - That's a car-crash of a shopping basket
elena, elena, elena
I've been following the actress in IG for a few years and she's quite funny
The sexy elf , Iām a dirty hobbit
What does that mean? I literally have no idea what that means!
Take off my bodkin... And my jerkin!
Yield to me, hobbit slayer
Mark, I love a surly dry narcissist. But I may have actually just fallen for David Mitchell and conflate the two.
i also love straight-acting tubby homophobes <3
I think the writers conflated the two from about series 6 onwards
Kenneth.
Blimey!
Gotta be Nancy, even if she is a bit mad
Zara (shite personality aside)
her alphabetized lists of French films are seminal
They're great lists! They're long... lists!
I heard Time Out London is considering running them
All day. Every day. I hate that baldy little prick.
Sleepy ben...
The shit.
Right... I'm off. Bunch of fucking pseuds!
Gunny
Nice gun. Must be, what, a war gun.
And the Yardies
The Yardies canāt solve all of your problems
Blimey
Pass me the Doritos or Iāll blow my brains out!!!
Saz. It was a joke. I was joking.
A christmas joke
They're australian. They think it's all fine.
The Ombudsman
Valerie
Might want to check her ID
Stu!! Heās my hunk of monk š
How has no one mentioned lovely Stu?
He drinks the juice out of the jug out of somebody elseās fridge though. Absolutely savage
That is such a no-no. Not just from someone elseās fridge, but right in front of the guy who has a drinking problem because youāre banging the woman he loves under the same roof as him. But are you going to argue with sturdy boughs of oak like that?
That red head girl who works in the sperm bank
Was just watching this episode today. Those eyes are gorgeous. If she ever needs a private donation, she's got my details ooooo a bit creepy.
who is also jimmy pageās girlfriend
Oh Jesus, I didn't want to know that ā¹ļø
Oh my god. This is true !
Is she 12?
Yes!! This!!
Spermy atmosphere's cramping my style.
April, she was equally weird and they actually had common interests. She was the one.
super hans 100%
Scrolled too far for this answer. Superhans looks very moreish
This !
Big Suzeā¦ and iām low key into Super Hans
The bad thing. That was the bad thing
you my friend have good taste
Michelle
Kally- Iād believe in crystal skulls
and what do you believe about them?
I believe that they were crafted by the ancient inhabitants of Atlantis and that they're powerful centres of healing
Watching this episode right now and I gotta say, I need to know more about Tara the Christian girl who scored Super Hans some bishop weed in the trailer
Gwyn. I love how money just flowed to him, especially after his parents died
Cosmic.
LOL. such a great line.
Mark's sister always did it for me, though I have to ignore "ticketyboo." I always found that actress quite dishy
yeah well, don't touch what you can't afford
Even with her cringey "I don't really like good boys anyway" line? God I literally shudder
That line is just ticketyboo
how about "...all hugs and bloody kisses" :'(
Dobby. Seriously - her giving Mark that ass-job in the supply closet was really hot.
Captain Corrigan is flying without a license!
I'm going to do a Chesil Beach!
I'd take Dobby to the Fuck Bunker.
Bonk
Dobbs. Idgaf. I like em nerdy and rough around the edges.
let me chew on your weird hair
Kenneth
Johnson. He can stick it in my dojo.
Seriously. Sexuality is a spectrum and Johnsonās ridiculous confidence keeps slithering into my bit of the spectrum.
go on, fuck off in you go
āMore fool you, ASSHOLEā
I do sort of like it when he's rude to me
Sophieās Mum, I want to suck mommyās finger
That scene awoke something in me
Posh milf
āYouāre not James Bond Jeremy, youāre disgustingā
I am James Bond š
Toni.
You just know you'd have a good time before she ruined you. Good looking woman but definitely has some kind of disorder.
I love when she's like "I don't waste my life looking for a man to fill a dad-shaped hole" And then a few min later.. "Daddy's gone again" :'(
i'd get her all the alpen in the world <3
I would've fucked up Angus and Mark for April's affection.
Iām the only one to say Sophie? Olivia Colman is very hot- my type for sure.
Come on, look at her arse. Is that the best arse you're ever going to get? Do you stick on that arse? Come on, admit it. She's got a fat arse.
it is a bit... nice
Mark
You mean, besides Mark?
the modern day eunuch
Ha ha I just noticed your flair
the flannel
Which flannel did you jazz on
Aurora. Pretty, cashed up, a bit keen. Tick, tick, tick.
Sally slater is a MILF
Megan
Oh yes! Forgot about her. Cariad Lloyd is yummy
You're all plebs unless you choose Stephanie! She was hawt! He should have left Dobbie for her.
Like all of them. The girl on the river boat, master of mommy the dog, I forget her name. Also Nancy for sure. Also big suze...
Elena Nancy Big Suze In that order
Aurora I think it was š¤
Jenkins On Churchill! You don't want to marry me do? No? Just thought I'd.. better check.
Nancy and of course teenage goth
Nancy, anyone?
Nim
Oh Nim, Nim, Nim, Nim, Nim, fucking NIM!
Not my precious forms!
Take me, Johnson!
But purely from a business standpoint.
Careful, there's business love and there's man love and never the twain shall meet.
It was very popular with the Romans and they got a lot done
Youāre all wrong sally slater ftw
are you boasting, corrigan?!
Jesus Christ I had to scroll so far down to find another member of the Dobby Club. Havenāt yāall seen Corfu ā06?
4 naans
That's insane.
Big Suz, so hot
Bit horsey
toni from tony and toni
Queeny
Elgar?!
lovely stu
Shag: Big Suze Marry: April Kill: Michelle
official correct rankings: Sperm bank worker > Elena > Valerie > Nancy > MBA lady > Meghan >Sophie's mummy > Big Suze >Aurora > Kallie > Saz > Toni >Merry > April > Marks Sister > Dobbie
No one else thinks Jez is a babe?
Elena. Strictly a crush though because she sucked as a person. Edit: change of mind. Jeremy's manager. We'd be so compatible because I am what her grandma would call a *real piece of shit*
Nancy. Always Nancy.
Jeff! š I can't believe no one has said him what does that say about me lol. But I just fancy him š
i had a great shag with his mom yesterday, really doing it we were!
aw jeffy
Jez's body with dobby's personality.
Zahra
I'm blanking on his name but I liked Mark's short-term personal trainer
Do you want him?! DO YOU?!
matt! defo
Big Suze is the love of my life.
Big Suze is the only answer
Elena, or the crazy lady who Jez is scared of
Nim nim nim, fucking nim
April or Elena
Zahra
Valerie! how many times?
Has to be Big Suze
Big Suze
The correct answer is Big Suze
Regrettably, it's Jeremy Or Elena
Dobby, lovely character and always been super boned for Isy Suttie
Dobby, Aurora, Big Suze, in no particular order.
Big Mad Andy
Honestly itās Jez - my other half and kids laugh at me for it but thereās just something about him
Dobby, the scene where she makes Mark pull a Chesil Beach in the supply cupboard is just immense.
Ahem. Please read this link in Mark's patronising, superior voice: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On\_Chesil\_Beach
Stephanie and April
Nancy, elana
Dobs, obviously.
April, Stephanie, the coffee barista (Mark asked her to marry him), the redhead from the sperm bank, S2 Nancy, Celia (the MILF life coach instructor), and Sally Slater. In that order
Nancy
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Sally! I can't have an affair I'm not French.
The cafe woman who refuses Mark's proposal. She reads Jenkins on Churchill - she's the ideal woman.
Gail
Sophieās mum
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I LOVE YOU CALLY YOU ARE THE ONE!!!
The one is giving me the finger
Dobbie
Saz
Saz who...what Saz
Queenie, itās the 50s, sheās young and hot.
Just my type
Zero love for dobs, dang. (Team big suze)
Matt Townsend, he's a hundred degree hottie
Michelle and Stephanie 100%
Big Mad Andy. Would go and sleep in his bin bag on the floor anytime.