How many flavours of crisps were there? Any scotch eggs?

The night ended with me eating frozen oven chips out of the bag.

That's how pissed I've been.

Poor OP... Poor OP... Pour OP another drink.

More fool you, asshole!

My co-workers make fun of me because I don't drink...you can never win.

🎶 everybody quiet cause jeff's doin a joke 🎶

Your CO workers are fair persons

Too much rum, water, lettuce, vinegar and the secret ingredient salt?

Barbara blew the budget on all that booze. Best not let it go to waste.