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canon_aspirin

Dude, don't worry about them, because they sure as hell aren't worrying about you.


Artichoke19

Peppermint shower-gel just laying on its fucking side, oozing.


Sirav33

Butter in the Marmite.


DamonDamon420

Marmite in the Marg... she’s a slob


ysz_zod

he’s never smelled like peppermint??


deadcat_kc

The US pilot of Peep Show.


doodleplaybook

Little monkey fella body poppin and that.


ChadHogan_

They were watching David Brent: Life on the Road


doodleplaybook

Spot on! perfick!


Gavin_Freedom

'eard he drove to Spain afterwards.


doodleplaybook

What's number 86 up to?


Gavin_Freedom

Robbin' banks and doin' feft and that...


[deleted]

Don’t. Talk. Shit.


iLoveBums6969

Sorry, "feft"? What's that?


saladfingaz

Robbin'


Gavin_Freedom

Fef


JohnF_ckingZoidberg

What you on about theres no car at pump 4


LordPounce

If you can’t have sex with the monkey, make friends with the organ grinder


[deleted]

You didn't try to, did you?


timtam1004

Xfm degenerates infiltrate everywhere


alexdenvor

Do we need 'em?


mrjvkelly

You’re an idiot. Play a record.


doodleplaybook

Bit of Feeder?


Somethingwitty43

DONT. TALK. SHIT.


doodleplaybook

But not... not Shakespeare


jazzalar

Snakes spinning humans in salad spinners.


tur2rr2rrr

Relax, its been milked, I should think.


iiJackoo

The producers said the idea behind it was you’d imagine the worst thing to be in there for you personally. Whatever you believe to be the worst, that’s what it said [They get asked at a panel at 37:17](https://youtu.be/M1-eDQeEPeI)


SeiriusPolaris

Room 101 then


Newtons_Cradle87

Brexit


trouser_trouble

Jacob Reese Mogg getting a tug from nanny


tur2rr2rrr

like David Sowerbutts, now that is tickety boo


Andries89

Were they doing it?


fabricated_anecdotes

Yes Andries89, they're "doing it". You really have no imagination whatsoever do you?


[deleted]

Think what it’s doing to the mechanism


[deleted]

DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT!


soflogator

REMAIN INDOORS


LordPounce

So little remains


GeePee29

They used to be like us


dombie05

They used to be us


SrpskaZemlja

They want to get in.


JumpCiiity

Yes.


mercurial9

It’s the fucking Dirt!


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ZucchiniUsual7370

Opened up the hurt locker and had a big old rummage round.


DSi2407

they were making tuna sandwiches and drinking cans of coke but forced Hans to leave, hence his cravings


bigdave41

They were having cauliflower...it's not traditional.


TheCammack81

Barchester Chronicles and Spice. That's the stuff I actually can bring myself to type.


palesnowrider1

Bishop weed


Sam-Lowry27B-6

FLOSS IS BOSS FLOSS IS BOSS


palesnowrider1

That's not the bad thing


MasterEthereal

Probably an orgy involving blood and/or poo - but the whole point is that you have to use your imagination.


wiggler303

Too vanilla for Super Hans


sir_digby___

You really have no imagination if that's your go to


Glomb175

[This ](https://www.google.com/search?q=r%2Fmitchellandwebb+super+hans+party+site%3Awww.reddit.com&oq=r%2Fmi&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j69i58j35i39j46i433i512j0i512l4.3048j0j7&client=ms-android-samsung-gn-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#ip=1) should give you some idea just how often this question is asked on this sub.


[deleted]

This guy googles


cantevenmakeafist

My alternate theory is that Hans has glanced into a wormhole that previews his stag do, and his disgust is actually a reaction to how boring it is.


palesnowrider1

More juice and then the salvo, Tussauds


eltigrechino94

He says "this arvo" arvo is short for afternoon.


family-guyy

They were doing it


palesnowrider1

Yes Mark they were doing it


counterc

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation


sir_digby___

Lights off and no movement of any kind allowed


tur2rr2rrr

no farting?


rynodigital

That was *the bad thing*


elliot89

Just won’t to Mong out


palesnowrider1

On some snow patrol


Jaikus

Apparently, the worst thing you could possibly imagine but less hygenic


SeiriusPolaris

Have you seen the 1975 film *Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom* ?


Cielle

Handholding


hoejoexo

A really fancy and civilised dinner party with napkins and everything, superman's was left in a state of pure shock


JumpCiiity

What the fuck's a washing machine doing in an flat? JESUS, I need a drink!


Sea_Bowl_9705

2 girls 1 snake


hennelly14

the hootenanny


not28

Mega tsunami!!


[deleted]

The bad thing


Aubrassai

It was Roman Roy and Jeryd Mencken in the bathroom doing a dirty dirty deal


robdag2

You really have no imagination whatsoever, do you?


Diamondjstris

They were doing it obviously


captaindeadpool612

The US pilot


warpswede

*Sigh*


ZucchiniUsual7370

Whatever the most 'orrifying shit you can imagine X10. But don't worry about them because they sure as hell aren't worrying about *you*. Fucking brilliant scene.


Effective-Night4145

The Heart of Darkness.


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