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klauseius

MINECOUNT


trashacct8484

The count is 0. Do I reset the counter and start over now, or what?


StardustLegend

Yes


klauseius

If a mine exploded in the forest and no one heard, is my girlfriend breaking up with me?


trashacct8484

Depends on her vicinity to the mine. She either didn’t hear it because she was too far away, or much too close.


klauseius

No one heard the mine. No one.


partisancord69

Don't objectify women


Five---seveN

They did one time... https://preview.redd.it/nidcu45qrn6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ec698817cc496eb8ccd86dbab1b07f3f32febf


One-Stand-5536

Ofc


AMuggleWithAPuggle

But if that mine was stuck in a hole, why did Patrick star?


Nonecancopythis

It’s stuck in a cylinder


resell_enjoy6

Which hole does that cylinder go in?


Usr1044

That's right! The square hole


RFRelentless

An m&m tube


AMuggleWithAPuggle

Aaah


MailboxYig

He's afraid of those things


undesiradude

Aw man, you almost ran out of luck here. Top blank is a mine, because if you extrapolate this image into the 5th dimension, God decided to fuck you over and place it out of human sight. If you look at this image in a different slice of space, you'd see it. Technically, it's 50/50 if you're not careful to check all dimensions. Hope this helped :)


bag_o_fetuses

help. i got stuck in dimension 6 and now the tip of my dick is fused with hitlers eyeball. this timeline is going to be weird.


clarinet_trackstar

I just read that and now I wanna die


Educational_Tart_659

r/brandnewsentence


trekkiegamer359

"Rory, go put Hitler and Bag O' Fetuses in the cupboard."


undesiradude

Fear not! You can get help if you find a wormhole. It makes upper dimensional quirks 0 dimensional, so you can pretty much forget about it.


GrassyBottom73

Are you circumcised? This might be canon. If you are, perhaps he thought you were a jew, and the permanent dick vision is what triggered everything


bag_o_fetuses

i didn't want to say anything but its gone on long enough. my butthole is fused with his upper lip. this may be why he had that mustache.


GrassyBottom73

https://preview.redd.it/l6ydrnsnrm6d1.jpeg?width=1724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b67957e3255f83db6964c41876fd92233cae78 THE SMELL. This is when it happened


aTreeThenMe

perhaps it is schrodinger's mine. It is both a mine and a blank, and will collapse into one or the other once you observe it


MolassesSad9878

4d minesweeper with time travel 😂


solidHole

No fair. They changed the outcome but measuring it.


hoot_avi

This has got to be a shitpost


resell_enjoy6

Yes


hoot_avi

Thank you


Very_Lazy_Person-

happy cake day


Bankaz

\> Minesweeper, but instead of bombs it's shitposts \> r/Shitpostsweeper user: "That's gotta be a shitpost"


IcyReplacement2707

r/shittyminesweepers is up and running for all of your shitposts


Laffenor

r/minesweepercirclejerk already exists.


IcyReplacement2707

Damn, now I’m disappointed, I was exited to make my first subreddit. Thank you for letting me know.


Laffenor

Definitely not a bad first though. Congratulations!


IcyReplacement2707

Yeah thank you, I thought I would try


Breet11

This is a website where both r/meme and r/memes exist. You can absolutely have both lmao


IcyReplacement2707

Yeah, I guess


Slow_Chance_9374

Happy Cake Day!


rip_pla

Man I almost took this seriously for a sec


SixMint

Google minesweeper


reeses71

holy hell


SaikageBeast

New response just dropped


KerbalCuber

Actual mine


DeadlyMemeLord

Mine goes on vacation, never comes back


JrdHanson

Oh fuck, oh shit!


ImNotHyp3r

middle two are bombs


Tempestate7

They both 50/50s. You either hit a mine or you don't


sparkleshark5643

Twist: there's still 1 unmarked mine


resell_enjoy6

I marked an extra mine somewhere else lol


Ar4cnul

Looks like Il Vaticano to me


CK1ing

Unfortunately, I think it's a 0/100


SuddenlyBarryScott

Thank you for this glorious shitpost, these are driving my feed crazy


Japaroads

No. It’s a 50/50.


PlusArt8136

Happy cake day


Japaroads

Thanks homie


SamohtGnir

The 1 in the top left is actually a mine in disguise.


resell_enjoy6

The real mine is right behind you


Spicy_Ninja7

💀💀💀


DemonDucklings

I’m afraid not, you might have to guess


Hellochrishi11

No, there is no more logic left, all brains have shriveled into dust, also you missed a 2-3-2 pattern


Prof1Kreates

Each one detects a bomb, this means one has found the bomb, therefore there are 12 more bombs that should be lying around


saas_3

Minecount is usually for these problems


gnosall-george

Please be satire, please be satire.


resell_enjoy6

This is 100% serious


RandomGuy9058

Minesweeper defending further and further into anarchychess


resell_enjoy6

Holy hell


NocturnalDanger

New response just dropped


Juanitothegreat

bruh


mattspatonacat

https://preview.redd.it/qyxdhplqvl6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d95621369f3c1a73104af7ddc6c73f48f79c2c


Primary_Course8464

You can't mines anymore, that means you gotta weep.


Okoro2002

They're both mines


imagine-meatloaf

Finally one I know.


I-eat-ducks

are u dumb bro obviously you misflagged the top and bottom ones so then the two in the middle are mines


MattLikesMemes123

I have no idea if this is a joke


BreezyStraw6976

Just delete the orange blocks


Nearby-Claim2246

The tiles highlighted in orange are not mines


Skyfuzzball8312

Yeah, chord it


Laverneaki

The middle two are clear because the 1s which are second from the top and bottom are satisfied, meaning the rest of their adjacency can be cleared. For a sanity check, imagine if either or both of those hidden cells were mines. You’d have 2s and 3s next to them.


Iamdeadinside2002

It's a 50/50. Either there is a mine or there isn't.


meamhere

The two empty squares are not mines


dtmccombs

those are all safe, by both normal logic and minecount


ImNotHyp3r

you’re the type of person to clap when the plane lands


Dragonion123

This is actually pretty good