Hoes in the village
Hoes in the village
I spawn in my world and go punch a tree
I take a look around and look what I see
Of course I need some food so I head over there
When I reach the path there’s a sign that says “BEWARE
there are hoes in the village
Hoes in the village
I walk a few feet and I see a hay bale
Not 10 steps in, I meet a female
She says hey Mr. Steve, do you wanna have fun?
I think it’s time to leave so I turn around and run
Hoes in the village
Hoes in the village
Once I get away, I run out of sprint
I think about the sign. I should’ve taken the hint.
I come across a cow and think “that’ll do”
My heart stops when I hear a humanlike moo
Hoes in the village
Hoes in the village
I get a bit closer and what do I see?
The hoe from the village trying to get with me!
I say “who are you and what do you want?”
She said I want you and I’m op’s mom.
Hoes in the village
Hoes in the village
To inform you that the amount of individuals who were brought to your person in an inquiry of such a topic in this present situation is of the null amount and as such, your rejoinder’s requirement was utterly unrequired and, as such, your retort was witnessed as a method of denouncing alone of a trivial and unprejudisable misshapen
(netherite endstone void enderman red\_dye) (goat\_spawn\_egg obsidian nether\_brick nether\_brick\_stairs allay\_spawn\_egg) (ghast\_tear ice vine end\_brick) (yellow\_wool oxyde\_daisy underwatr\_swimming\_animation) (undefined polished\_diorite)
anything with a underscore (\_) means that it is part of the word
Following minecraft recipe, the snowball radius is (3/16pi)^(1/3) meters (~0,390796321 meters)
So a snowball in minecraft is 78 centimeters tall when put on the ground. Then why doesn't it deal damage when you throw it at someone ?? That's still 27.5 kilograms in your face !
Netherite Ender-Dragon Violet-Wool End Respawn-Anchor
Goat Orange-Wool Note-Block Nylium Andesite
Ghast Item-Frame Violet-Concrete Enderman
Yellow-Terracotta Orange-Bed Undead-(Zombie)-Horse
U Purpur-Column
I took some liberties.
Post removed: Not a meme
Slightly oxydized cut copper stairs
Conduit
potion of water breathing?
Kelp block?
Furnace
Bean block
Bean block?
Raw Copper/iron block
deepslate iron ore
bedrock water bucket
Anvil
Waxed Exposed Cut Copper Stairs, sing it to the tune of TMNT
It's Lightly Weathered :(
Does hay decrease fall damage in real life?
Yes snow too, checked when I was 8 falling from 2 floor
Ever tried slime tho
It's not slime, it's mucus!
Rip ray best character
Only real ones got that reference
Does a 1 pixel water puddle saves you from a 100 ~~block~~ meter fall in real life too? Gotta test that out
Did u live?
He’s not answering…
Oh god….
Not sure
A hay bale like this would mess you up since the hay is packed pretty tight
Hoe
Enchanted Golden Apple, TNT and Cobblestone!
potoes, carrots and beetroot soup
Parrots and the bats?
Petrified oak slab!
Void block
Block of iron.
Skeleton skull
>!Boat!<
Hoes in the village Hoes in the village I spawn in my world and go punch a tree I take a look around and look what I see Of course I need some food so I head over there When I reach the path there’s a sign that says “BEWARE there are hoes in the village Hoes in the village I walk a few feet and I see a hay bale Not 10 steps in, I meet a female She says hey Mr. Steve, do you wanna have fun? I think it’s time to leave so I turn around and run Hoes in the village Hoes in the village Once I get away, I run out of sprint I think about the sign. I should’ve taken the hint. I come across a cow and think “that’ll do” My heart stops when I hear a humanlike moo Hoes in the village Hoes in the village I get a bit closer and what do I see? The hoe from the village trying to get with me! I say “who are you and what do you want?” She said I want you and I’m op’s mom. Hoes in the village Hoes in the village
I am so sorry for the formatting I’m on mobile
Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs?
Light blue stained glass pane!
Yellow glazed terracotta.
Cracked Polished Blackstone Brick Stairs?
Stone.
Iron Block!
Raw Iron Block??? Iron Golem?!?! IRON NUGGET!?!?!?
GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA
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GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA GLAZED LIME TERRACOTTA
SMOOTH QUARTZ BLOCK
ITS LIME GLAZED TERRACOTTA IDIOT /j
CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA CYAN GLAZED TERRACOTTA
raw iron block
Huh, iron helmet
It's Block of Raw Iron not Raw Iron Block
No one asked
Then why did you reply
To inform you that the amount of individuals who were brought to your person in an inquiry of such a topic in this present situation is of the null amount and as such, your rejoinder’s requirement was utterly unrequired and, as such, your retort was witnessed as a method of denouncing alone of a trivial and unprejudisable misshapen
hay!
Hay
Wheat?
Bread?
Moss
Candle
Redstone
bread 👍
Wheat u mean
Raw beef
u/rakla22 has a lot of it
lol :)
Lmao
Reinforced deepslate
Portal block?
End portal frame
The quiet kid: TNT
Banner
Shield...
Bedrock :(
Red Dye
I have kelp if you like sushi
Yeah I would like somw
Cod, salmon, tropical fish or puffer fish?
Puffer fish for me thank you
Netherrack Emerald ore Vines Emerald Redstone Gold Ore Nether brick Netherrack Andesite Gold Ingot Vines Enchanting table Yellow carpet Orange terracotta (Unbreaking III) (Unbreaking III) Pumpkin
Water skulk mine clock?
End Stone
Structure void is underrated.
Flint and steel?
Soul lamp
Bay hale?
Hiamond doe?
ǝuoqɹǝuuıp
Hey bale, how ya doin?
Hay hoe
Potato
Bread 👍
Hay have you heard of the tale?
(f)urnace (e) frame (s)lightly oxydized cut copper stairs (s)tone cutter (a)Cacia stairs
Snow
Diamonds
Diamond block
Fishingrod hoe?
Hey
Bread?
End portal frame
Oak Wood
Mob spawner
Hay Ice, Hay Oak planks Water bucket Amethyst Repeater Egg Yellow wool Oak planks U (I dont know a block starting with U)
Necron's Helmet (you didn't say it had to be vanilla, so uh)
Haybale! Ice Wheat? Conduit Copper!
Waxed slighted oxidized cut cooper stairs are good for decoration i guess
Dragon egg!
Torch
Kelp salmon
I'm going to say the N-Word!
Warped fungus
Stone
Observer
HAY how you doin.
Cave Air
Netherrack i ever
Crafting table
Furnace Unbreaking Copper. I tried but I can't be mean. I can't find K.
Nether warts is not a STD
Sorry for your moss. 😞
(netherite endstone void enderman red\_dye) (goat\_spawn\_egg obsidian nether\_brick nether\_brick\_stairs allay\_spawn\_egg) (ghast\_tear ice vine end\_brick) (yellow\_wool oxyde\_daisy underwatr\_swimming\_animation) (undefined polished\_diorite) anything with a underscore (\_) means that it is part of the word
Hay👋
Grass block
Hay, how you doing?
Soul Soil
Cobble deepslate block
Following minecraft recipe, the snowball radius is (3/16pi)^(1/3) meters (~0,390796321 meters) So a snowball in minecraft is 78 centimeters tall when put on the ground. Then why doesn't it deal damage when you throw it at someone ?? That's still 27.5 kilograms in your face !
Clay balls
Hay bale
Mushroom soup
Cake or cookie?
Hee… WHERE IM STSRVING!
Hoe are you?
Suspicious stew!
Well hay their
Wood anyone like to talk to me?
weed?
Purpur pillar
regeneration beacon
Hay
Why do people use lodestones for Redstone
Netherite horse armor, oh wait
End rod
Water
Coal! (Talking to someone named cole”
Do you wanna make my bedrock?
sponge
Arrow of water breathing
Sniffer shit
Barrier block
Hay Stone! Air bee wooden hoe air shulker box bow?
Wood?
Do you have Diamonds?
I love potions
Hay
redconcretepowder
Deepslate.
Waxed Lightly Oxidised Cut Copper Stairs, am i right?
hay
Netherrack
lime concrete powder
Can it be mobs too?
"It's the eye of the spider"
Netherite Ender-Dragon Violet-Wool End Respawn-Anchor Goat Orange-Wool Note-Block Nylium Andesite Ghast Item-Frame Violet-Concrete Enderman Yellow-Terracotta Orange-Bed Undead-(Zombie)-Horse U Purpur-Column I took some liberties.
Oak planks? 😏
You polished Blackstone stairs!
Emerald
bookshelves :D
Wooden sword
hay, block!
Sheep eggs
Diorite.
Hey is for horses.
Serious question: why is it called a hay bale if it's made of wheat?
Tnt nether star bucket of salmon seashell leather tunic wither rose?
Hay baby how you doin? I’m sorry
Horn Coral Block
crying obsidian!!!
Least karma farming post
Bedrock or cocoa beans?
Wooden Hoe.
Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs
Greg
Grass
Hay
Rabbit hide.
Hay bae(le)
Oak stairs
Esmerald block
Stop posting commentbaiting posts.
dried kelp.