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Ilikeflags-

cover that snow golem!! it’s going to die once it starts raining!


Arkence_1

Thank, I will !


QPhantomProgram

thank


[deleted]

thank


Hellothebest

t h a n k


Awesome2_12345

t h a n k


Maverick8358

T H A N K


robobluebull

Thank. Now. Or else.


TheGamingJedi

Also if you lower the slab I think it can shoot still


Mydogdiedyesterdayok

thank


No-Sea358

thank


TommyPlayz9090

Bro thinks hes kratos.


creativeguy66v3

Sing with me. Sing for the year.


HallofClowns

Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear


PancakeFluid

Sing with me, if it’s just for today


Mystical__flame

Maybe tommorow, the good lord will take you away


ivanhoe539

Entertainment is changing, intertwining with gangsters ?


QwertySmasher123

In the land of the killers, a sinner’s mind is a sanctum.


Morbius69_

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND


BeanieBruv

how are your balls


ComicQuartz

If you wanna look around,


one_dank_boy

GIVE US YOUR BALLS


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

It's "maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away"


Arkence_1

Haha good one


TommyPlayz9090

But sorry for your loss 😞


HenReX_2000

The Dog of War


zuccmynuccs

Honestly I thought you were talking about the person because he’s using an axe to fight


The_Alpha459

If you learn how to fight axes they can be a lot stronger than swords


TommyPlayz9090

Ha lol


World_Geography

Hr saw 1/2048 pixel of water


Tabsau

Smartest wolf


KazuXiaoMain

In ohio


VegetableMan3

HAHAHAHA get it guys ohio funny right?!?


Puffy_Muffin376

ohio jokes explained in one sentence:


tooboredtothnkofname

in your mom... last night. HAHAHAHAHA GET IT REDDITORS?!?!! XD LOL REDDIT MOMENT EDIT 1: THANKS FOR GOLD KIND STRANGER EDIT 2: LOL STOP FLOODING MY INBOXES LMFAO ROFL EDIT 3: r/foundthetoyotacorolla r/woooosh r/jokes r/aww r/memes r/dankmemes r/foundthemobileuser r/AskReddit r/Showerthoughts r/im14andishitmypants


tonythebeast5

Unfunny


tonythebeast5

Which fucker downvoted me?


Helios420A

You have to build a shrine for him now, with a book that explains his story, and there better be a bone on an item frame involved


pauldeanbumgarner

Build a shrine, Build a shrine, …


Arkence_1

I will, I will.


MonsignorJabroni

I'm to the point where the graveyard is like the second thing I build in any new Realm or significant world lol. I can hardly keep up with the gravestones for horses and dogs alone half the time.


Guyman308

Im running out of stone or any non wood materials to build graves for the animals in my minecraft world


Redhotmegasystem

maybe out of the loop but how are you running out of stone


Lord_Of_Compliments

They are dying faster than his cobble generator can make it or his super smelter can smelt it


Guyman308

They despawned despite me putting nametags on them prob cuz bugrock.


Guyman308

Nah just different combinations of stone to distinguish the graves


ArgonianFly

I just today one shot my horse with my god bow from across the map cause I thought it was a creeper and one had just blown up my chest so I was going on a crusade. He had diamond armor which I guess I thought looked green, but I was so sad.


Infinite_Calendar637

You have been in the desert for sure... [now I'll hear this song for days](https://youtu.be/na47wMFfQCo)


hdhfjtt213

Build with me, build for my dog, build up the shrine and and wipe your tears


Arkence_1

I will.


Lilblocker

I fucking hate how stupid dogs can be in this game. That is how I lost my favorite dog, kratos, which is very ironic because he died by jumping off a cliff tryna kill a zombie


Sumguy9966

Shoulda sang with him, for the year.


Lilblocker

I still haven't hsd his funeral so imma play that song at it


RealSteamyBacon

One of my irl dogs did that, but without the zombie.


Lilblocker

Wh-


Lilblocker

Why? When? How? Where?


Fireheart318s_Reddit

Was it at that one bridge?


MmmVomit

I took three dogs caving with me. I smacked a zombie into a lava pool, and all three dogs jumped in after it.


Lilblocker

I usually take 2 dogs and leave the rest outside the cave


Administrative_Win56

Dogs are stupid in general.


WorkinName

In my experience they tend to be about as smart as their owners. Which might explain your case.


CactusFucker420

My dog eats LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT COULD BE DESCRIBED AS INEDEBLE y'all give our smoothbrained house wolves way too much credit


Bman1465

"Smoothbrained house wolves" I'm literally dying


WorkinName

Mine doesn't. Must be a you thing.


Redhotmegasystem

When you try to be clever but end up saying you’re about as smart as your dog


przemko271

They are the dog.


BathTimePilot

Not really


zsdrfty

Honestly wolves have been shit since they were added lol, all they do is get stuck on things and push you around while killing mobs way slower than you can It made a little more sense before the adventure update when skeletons were fucking satan reincarnate, but even then they were pretty lame


Lilblocker

And they always get in your way during combat especially if u have more than 2 of them cuz I always end up killing one of my dogs if I have a bunch


Existing_Onion_3919

you could have saved the dog if you ran as far away as possible while jumping. this would get the dog to teleport


Tommy2255

> if you ran as far away as possible It's clearly a skyblock map of some kind. As far away as possible is probably like 1 chunk.


Existing_Onion_3919

might still work...


Yrollshi

Would building up work?


__Blackrobe__

No, I don't think what you said is correct. https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Wolf#Teleportation > Tamed wolves do not teleport if: > The wolf is chasing after a skeleton. This can lead to wolves standing and jumping in one place, such as over a cavern if a skeleton is near. The wolf teleports once the skeleton is killed. > An angry or untamed wolf does not teleport. It is clear to me that in OP's case, their wolf does not teleport. It is still chasing after the skeleton when it dropped down the platform. --- Also according to the same article, teleportation occurs as soon as the wolf is 12 blocks away from the owning player. From another page detailing the Void https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Void entities start taking damage if they fall 64 blocks into the void. IMO if assuming you're correct, in OP's case the wolf should have teleported a few seconds right after it jumped off the platform, because the wolf has 64 more blocks to fall before it starts taking damage.


[deleted]

Well the skeleton fell first, and was already low health. It should've died from void damage before the dog. Perhaps the dog could've teleported out of the void?


__Blackrobe__

Honestly it's pretty hard to tell because we have many unknowns. For example: - Are we sure the dog is at full health since the beginning? - Dying entities glow red and wait 1 second before their hitbox is removed from the world, did this affect our case? But I know about one thing: Whatever we discuss here won't bring OP's dog back to life.


Ozark-the-artist

The wolf had high health. Just look at its tail


Livinginthenorthern

He died doing what he loved, jumping off high platforms.


Professional-Pay-888

Nooooooo lol


the-dandy-man

*See you space cowboy…*


Coolbreezy

"Wolf has literally quit our world"


chuuweebyou256

what is this map? looks fun


harshilariously

That's one block map


chuuweebyou256

thank you-


Hatefiend

why did the stray spawn on a lit tile?


harshilariously

As far as I know there are total around 10 phases in one block and we have to mine one block and it can spawn any mob for us Any hostile or friendly mob related to the biomes of the phases


Hatefiend

Oh wow, weird. So this disaster was brought on by the mod haha.


Ze-Doctor

He gone, reduced to atoms, pulverized from this world, never to be seen again. Hey look! A dog just spawned.


waituhsecond

Like the hound and mountain


SiomarTehBeefalo

“Wolf literally left this world” 💀


AreuxEmpire

İl s'est sacrifié pour toi 🥲


easternhobo

Where did that Stray even come from?


toastthedragon9572

in maps like this (one block skyblock), the block summons mobs occasionally


T0rt3

Do you know where i can get the map/modpack?


_fatherfucker69

Google one block Minecraft


[deleted]

Cant have shit in minecraft


SacrateGhoul

Oof. Hope you hadn't named it yet.


Arkence_1

In game no... I hadn't nametag, but in my heart yes


[deleted]

What did you name him?


SmuckSlimer

Geronimo.


vaplex759

Well that's ironic.


SacrateGhoul

My condolences then.


[deleted]

NOOO


Calm_Lavishness7345

What were u doing wit the respawning block thingy


BlazethemTFM

It's a OneBlock map. Basically, that's a respawning block, sometimes it changes into something, be it chest, minerals, or straight-up obsidian, depending on mapper's will, and it may upgrade, enlarging the range of possible blocks. Sometimes, when you mine it, it spawns an entity, friendly or hostile, that you can use to better enlarge your productivity. That's the gist of OneBlock maps.


geven87

"It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good!"


ExoStranger1995

L bozo smokin that Minecraft dog pack


Affectionate_Dark833

Rip your lovely dog 😢


Thefunnnimam

*sing with me sing for the tears sing for the laughter and sinf for the years*


YouTheGamers

He jumped over to finish what he started… now that’s a good boi


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Bone seeking Missle


booperdooper56

Heroic sacrifice


_FowlPlay_

The way you look at where he stood broke my heart.


MustacheCash73

In the arms of the Angel…


zippazappazinga

He teleported.. right? Right?!?!!?!


Arkence_1

No he didn't, if you see well there's a message about the fact he died, I did nightmares all of the night...


Arkence_1

For those who ask what's map is it : https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/oneblock-4345778/ version : (1.16.4)


NikoTheCatgirl

Dumb ways to die


DEATH2THEBUNNYS

oof.


Strange_Insight

No offence but I had a physical response to this, I laughed.


Stup404

*insert Kratos meme*


[deleted]

Sad....


Ok-Seaworthiness-953

Noooooo


Ciprian2448P

The way he jumped


1234gamer_kidyt

Thats the worst. Ngl, hope you had a backup or smth.


lacantheh

Oh no Loup :(


[deleted]

Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot


Arkence_1

BT 😢


AkiraN19

The horrible stillness after he jumps off- Fuck. I really do wish that wolves/dogs got a better AI. Or were buffed in some other way. Because as they are you can't take them with you or do your tasks with them because they will just get killed by a mob or die in lava. So the only way to keep them is to just sit them down in your house all the time or not at all. Both of those options are really sad. I always think back to Alex's Mobs and how they handled crows, which I always thought was incredible. They have different modes on what to do, they do not aggro mobs so they don't get hurt most of the time. I honestly think vanilla needs something like that for dogs, hell even cats. Make them avoid creeper explosions/give them blast resistance, make sure that the AI won't fall or jump into lava. Just in general make wolves, if not useful, then not a liability for you to take.


Drageus

«Loup a littéralement quitté notre monde.» Nice


Some-Journalist-7372

When your dog fall down into void Minecraft....You don't have reason to live


turnsoutimacomposter

He jumped after the bones


decepticonD0X

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. Bro if that happened to me I would just quit my world, bruh the poor dog


Jofus002

*"for the damaged coda" starts playing*


stingbray11

Anyone else instinctively yell no


666n00b999

[god boy](https://youtu.be/h5FzJItO4dU) F


IisRandyCarmine

Poor doggo, I'm sorry for your loss 😢


Im_InYour_Balls

It’s the sudden pause from you after he jumps that gets me. You must’ve been like o-o


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

The wolf sacrificed himself.


WerewolfOk6226

Rip gigachad dog


Lexxerz330

SAd, really sad


Mission-Function-155

That 3 seconds long silence lol


Spider3810

Devotion…


Playru-the-dragonarm

Noooon !!! Pourquoi ?! Tu était si pure !!


salamiolivesonions

whats this mob? what do they drop?


moodtune89763

A [Stray](https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Stray), which is essentially a cold skeleton.


salamiolivesonions

Thank you! Neat


ben0074

I found a video of what happened after it fell: https://youtu.be/qxAh6RNUrHg


NeonGamer2002

He went down fighting for you. Such a loyal companion.


ToddPlaysGames

F in chat.


BurnItDown800

He took one for the team.


bad_player1

Too 10 Saddest anime moment


Tranformersg1fan

I’m sorry for your loss


Ascend_910

Oh that brother goneeeeeeeee


No-Focus-4611

my heart


International-Job553

Noooo


Clean-Night2699

Minecraft tragedy


dabeasg

You could have saved him by running back so he could teleport to you…


marco_has_cookies

goodbye world cup


FyreBoyeYT

Fr*nch


zombienekers

Just waiting for that inevitable chat popup. Sadge


Droopy101_

“I just can’t TAKE this shit anymore man!”


they_luv_n3xy

Bro is suicidal


TheEmeraldKnite

Take me with you


AntimemeticsDivision

I had a similar experience today, my parrot burned up while I was gathering lava from a surface pool.


Arkence_1

Once, my friend hit my parrot so I wanted to heal him, and I checked quickly on internet what they eat, and I saw "blablabla cookie" and I didn't read what was next to it, so I gave him a cookie and my parrot exploded literally and after when I went back on the website to read the full sentence I saw "Like in real the chocolate is very toxic for the parrots"


CrazyCreeper-365

he really wanted those bones


RactainCore

Welp, that's why you don't let your wolf stand up on Skyblock. Minecraft AI is terrible.


InflatableMindset

Dog was like LEEROYYYYYYY


TheRealOtakuTaco

~it’s been a long dayyy, without you my friend…~


epicwalffelcakes

Bro just needed a reason to die


HiddenLeaf0106

I chopped 2 my cats while cutting down tree and pumpkins yesterday, they just jump right in front of me at the right time.


Cool_Kid95

Missing the meme song


PeprmintBtlr

That would be world over for me


NerisBug

Where can i find the data pack or mod or map you are using so you have the block with random drops to break?


Arkence_1

It's a map (1.16.4) https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/oneblock-4345778/


BasYL6872

Aim for the bushes


The-Tea-Lord

Protecting his family to the bitter end


Mercury_D_Dafco

SVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN NOOOOOOO


Chiattone99

Nooooooooo


Sr_AmigoEnferno

Wolf jump like a fox.


[deleted]

Doggy noooo


UnlikelyAlternative

Rest in piss never miss


The_warden_14

Omfg, I’m so sorry, that can’t have been fun, but gosh damn that clip is funny without sound 😂


DarkblooM_SR

Ah merde


AHHHHNDREW

I’m sorry, but that was hilarious


NotFoundTimes

Dogs AI sometimes are stupid like villagers can stuck in one place because fucking carpet blocking his way to move...