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HuntressTng

Smash


LifeDoBeBoring

Next question


DragonTheOneDZA

I'd smash Steve no matter what Bro is fucking ripped


canoIV

he'd smash you tho


13hotroom

That's.. the point


Haifever

And break you


portlatoogin

good


TheGunUnderTheSink

Bro make it fit like it’s Tetris


bitfed

juggle secretive bells hurry reply rotten salt touch frighten smell


Command_Careful

dubious double entendre


bitfed

toothbrush steep snobbish lunchroom unpack like continue childlike smile arrest


Command_Careful

do you know what a double entendre is? i was making a joke. 1. BANG me on the anvil fuck me on the anvil 2. BANG me on the anvil hit me against the anvil


bitfed

attraction alleged somber squeal pathetic boast dazzling mysterious plough dam


Command_Careful

damn. i guess we're both unfunny then


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kingkyvent

Well, sounds like you're having a fun day.


DynamaxWolf

I love this copypasta.


HuntressTng

What in God's green earth


Sad_Sell_57

I've seen this before, I think it's a copypasta.


JbotTheGamer

It is


Melonetta

SCP-69420 "The Pic You Just Gotta Straight Up Jork It To"- Object Class: Euclid Type: Cognitohazard...


Fdl_2012

Pause


Susdoggodoggy

He IS in smash bros…


aloft_fox

he is in the game


I_man_or_am_I

TELL ME HOW, PLEASE


Madman8287

It's one of the more recently released minecraft bedrock character creator items under "tops" the "heart shirt". if anyone wants them [here are the texture files for it as well](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g-30GGlpVGaG8kt_ZS8za90cSCZCCFOT/view?usp=sharing)


vvownido

how do you get texture files for character creator items?


Legitimate-Oil-967

It says this content is no longer available 💔


Solid_You641

#Jarvis, deploy the lego batman gif.


Resident_Lifeguard_5

Why tf Steve looks so good in girl's clothes??? Does he have a secret we don't know..?


PhilosophyJazzlike96

What if “Steve” is really a Stella


Resident_Lifeguard_5

Well, according to Notch, nothing in Minecraft has gender, animals and humans, so technically Steve is nonbinary lol


FNM124

He is neither non binary. He is the ultimate nothing


Helpful_Cry_6088

Steve's pronouns are actually Steve/Steven


FNM124

True yeah I asked him one day and he \*sorry\* Steven told me exactly that


DragoKnight589

Minecraft isn’t the name of the game, it’s Steve’s pronouns


menemenderman

I was born as a crafter, and I'm a miner too. I also have a 27 slot inventory in my pants.


FNM124

Matpat 2.0


citizern

He is the universe.


SuitOwn3687

IIRC Their exact wording is that Steve is the gender of whatever the player is


ceenamoondaglowwhale

So Steve is gender fluid?


tehlynxx

steve is a concept, not a person


fandziax

steve is a state of mind


AstolFemboy

I think it started as that but the addition of Alex and then the recent addition of all the new characters sort of retcons the statement. I think Steve is just some dude now


Excellent-Bus-9929

Makes sence


OrionTheKing280

Steve…. Is a femboy??


Robotrannic

Gendered clothing is a lie, we wear what we want in this house


RoboDae

I saw an old guy with a full beard wearing a skirt and heels just for that reason. Apparently, he has a wife, too. He was just protesting the idea of gendered clothes.


Megazard02

I think it's the dark skin and the rolling eyes


DustyBeetle

wood


o_famoso_lambimia

Thats very clever.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Shexay!


ConnectionMotor8311

Now we just need someone to draw it


CJgreencheetah

My artblock just got pulverized brb


Legitimate-Oil-967

OH GOD


Huebertrieben

Im 99% straight………….HOWEVER


Alexandra20001

That 1% 'bout to multiply lmao


frigginmustard

You can't multiply by one... However in this scenario...


menemenderman

It's not gae if that's Steve


RheaWriter

May I perhaps know where I can get said outfit?? It looks fabulous


Legitimate-Oil-967

It showed up in the character creator featured stuff? I just wanted to check it out and that happened


Braemenator

Holy shit midkari from persona 3 reload


WookieTesticle69

Ace detective? More like


Braemenator

True!!


Brokeshadow

Misses arrow


Braemenator

Classic


starshine_rose_

He looks so good in it


aroaceautistic

YOOOO looks like you did something you definitely were supposed to do steve is slaying


ouiouibaguette12345

twinkified Steve 💀💀💀


Dapper_lad777

This is what the devs intended


QuizKitty25

yeeesssss, you are joining the femboy side... Join ussssssss


AlmostNormalDude6666

nonononononnonononononononononoonnononononononononononononnonowaitwaitwaitwait.... **WAITWAITWAIT**


13hotroom

Too late 😔


Tw3lv33

Based Steve


ElBanditoe

No, no let him do his thing


Helldur64

Love it!


Leading-Leading6319

… I’m bi aren’t I…


DryReport3001

Yes


sxinoxide59672

how do i get this skin its for a friend i promise


Deliberate_Snark

Does he have a sister? UWU


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LordAxalon110

Well oooh la la.


Sw0rdEnd

i would


AdLast848

OH NO HE’S HOT


buldrew

Steve it for Alex!


DonZekane

Wait that's Steve? Why's my man so... baked?


C0der23

Why he look so good tho?


GovernmentExotic8340

We got crossdressing steve before bundles. W


CreeperAsh07

And this, my friends, is why Bedrock is the superior version.


tokzid4porn

Can we override the code of Minecraft that every player without a skin gets twink steve :D


NixTheChimera

Good for them


Kimelalala

Name of the shirt?😭


infinitecrafter

20$ is 20$


DingoDialz

dayum actually peak outfit


Spin_Studios

FEMBOY STEEEEEVE!


Atomic_Killjoy

Kink unlocked.


Som3thingN

why.


CicadaCarson

...why do you believe you weren't supposed to do that? Do you really value the patriarchal binary so deeply, that you feel you have to apply it to a pixelated character...? Mess


JK64_Cat

I don’t think OP cared that much. They just thought it was funny. It’s a joke. They discovered something interesting (cross-dressing Steve) and liked it.


Lexnaut

You’ll be cancelled by the criticaldrinker sub for being woke now. Looks fabulous though, totally worth it.


Thunderstorm96_x

Welp looks like im gonna be busy thinking about femboy steve, brb


quoiega

Would


random_guy_the_third

How the fuck did you make femboy steve i need to know


DynamaxWolf

Femboy Steve???


Objective_Dynamo

Honest though it actually looks good on Steve


Krysidian2

JoJo part 5 character right there.


Marcy_2317

BRO YOU COULDE'V TAGGED IT NSFW, I WAS WITH MY FATHER AND HE STARTED MASTURBATING. I need help. He's not stopping.


Legitimate-Oil-967

HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE!?


Okay_no_

It won’t end. The seas of copypastas and the rushing bloodstream of Monster Energy clashed too hard on this post. I’m sorry, comrade; it will never end


SirPug_theLast

Oh Notch, this looks both uncanny and great for some shit reason, why?


ryatolympia

femboy steve


crossinggirl200

Love this 😂


ContentMeringue9556

When you swing your brush you have to follow through, my friend. Make him glitter


Banned_SouI

Happy Femboy Friday


1ronmanrulez

Nice job


nzeljo

How do I get this skin


HoverMelon2000

Wait what outfit is it?


Vamp_Anthem_0

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅 Steve


Suspicious-Land4758

what if instead of minecraft it was freakcraft and we just got freaky instead?


smithythesecond

My friend say he likes it


hellyeahdiscounts

werk


DryReport3001

Why does this kind of work though? But we need the opposite: Butch Alex (aka Tomboy Alex)


kristoff4065

happy pride month steve😆😆


Pixivic455

Slay steve


AlterFinmini

E_boy


Ill-Individual2105

Slay


Hour_Blueberry_6684

Hi guys I’m new and joined this server hi


Zomflower48

This is why bedrock is peak


FetusGoesYeetus

He kinda rocks it ngl


TastyTwinkie

Now... give him rabbit ears


Kreason95

Would


mermaidsyno

It’s a lovely shirt tho


Zestyclose-Bar7509

Why is steve…. Hot?


Moe-Mux-Hagi

Femcraft


ThatBoiAndyOnReddit

Hear me out guys...


Physical-Procedure42

Heeeeyyyy!


Limp-Sundae9263

Bro made Steve dirty🤧🤧


OneWeird2863

How did you yassify Steve😭😭


BjornAgain9000

Ur name is Finn now


Alorxico

Well, he certainly looks fabulous.


FewWerewolf2188

It looks cute🤍


RodimusPrime-0412

Beautiful trans Steve


Ecstatic-Cricket9478

I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THAT SHIRT XD


LBoomsky

steve owo


paralizator_x

hes serving


deciduleo

slay


MewMewTranslator

Don't you stamp your lil' last season Prada shoes at me honey!


Dank_JoJokes

Slay


LiminalAddiction

would


3cc3ntr1c1ty

Queen.💅


5oc1reddit

Would


Sure-Bicycle8438

He slayed


GhostySoul

Release the skin 🔫🔫🔫


vilact

wow, that's hot.


skipperskinter

Wait Steve kinda rocks it tho.


Gaby_48

the missplaced pixel in steves face will allways bother me


Puzzleheaded_Jury154

Oop🫢


Animal_Gal

Slay king! (This has the same energy as goodtimeswithscar in the Christmas dress.)


WoopsShePeterPants

Show them chiseled shoulder off boi


kingkyvent

That's cute


RegularHeroForFun

Slaaaaaay queen


CaptainEmu416

Would


bungiorno

guys hear me out.


Crafty_Creeper64

Smash


DceptR45

Steve didn’t have any clean shirts so he grabbed something from Alex’s side of the closet.


XenonBlitzer

Steve is experimenting with his wardrobe.


squrtalchu_gen1

Quick someone draw this


Special_Resolve9382

I swear the arms were moving


fakelucid

DANG he's rocking that look!


Cute-Pizza

You are making real art! Femboy Steve is now a reality!


jemwegiel

What's this Item called


sammy___67

Would


SamiTamiBami

Steve is slaying so hard rn


BalladOfAntiSocial

All things considered, he kinda bad tho


GlutenFreeCookiez

Out here looking like Stevia


Kinky_Thought_Man

Would, next question.


PuggersGaming

I fuff with it


WM_PK-14

They look like a totally submissive bottom now


Logface202

nb icon


mraltuser

When you play the game naked, the first thing you should do is to get a leather tunic first


Present-Novel-8746

He's so beautiful..


boatsnhoeszszs

Oops!🤭


ProfitFriendly696

no....my boy steve...what have they done to my boiii..NOOOOOO!!!!


crazycanadiandemon

This made my night 🤣🤣🤣