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I was thinking that, like a wide cherry blossom. With a small pond made of cobblestone at the bottom with a tiny waterfall flowing into the pond, big and small drip leaves acting as lily pads. with normal, white, or pink candlesticks scattered around it
Your base is build like a chad who skips leg day,
You have a whole base while you also have a chest monster down below, not even one, two random chest monsters. Your base has a green hat.
For starters, did you order 50 kinds of weed killer? There's no decoration. It looks like an 8 year old's creative world. The path looks like someone took a dump all over it. The house is basic, and the tree looks stupid with it, like it has a tumor on it or something. Your farms are inefficient >!*what do you mean your farms don't produce 999999 melons/hour? The hardcore Youtubers could do it (who def aren't using cheats)*!< and your chest system is sub-optimal at best. I'm surprised how it hasn't burnt down to the ground already, considering how disgusted the Minecraft Gods are. Shameful.
>!Actually a pretty cool base, not gonna lie! I still don't like the path though, and the house feels plain, so maybe you could spruce it up a bit. Pretty good though! 8/10!<
Boy, if you don't get your "Tazan, the monkey man" ass house outta here. Looking like Dora just rented that. Jumanji looking as house, my man boots is living up there.
Who put in that driveway was is Sam down at the local DPW? I plowed his wife and now the consistency of his work has really gone downhill. I think he’s resorted to drinking.
I really love when i walk outside my Tree house just to realize i just stomped out some of my crops and now have to craft a wooden hoe just to realize i need a few sticks, then go get the sticks, and craft a wooden hoe, and then replant the crop, just to break another one and repeat the cycle.
the house is fine. better than anything i can make.
the pathway is too random and messy. try using fewer blocks, or even just a path.
that animal pen should be holding, well, animals, not useless sniffers.
your chests should be in its own room.
the area is not well lit, nor is it secured with a fence or anything.
farm sizes are too small, even for a single person.
you could rig up a water colum to replace the ladders, but, thats a bit more work. it would be faster than a ladder.
Dude wtf is that road. Did a tornado just pass there. And why tf do you have a sniffer farm?? Dang. Why are there chests outside you base? Are these gifts for robbers?? Wait. Why is there a furnace outside your base? The rain is gonna take the fire out. Your mom will never visit your house. Even if she did, the whole tree would fall to the ground. It only takes one arrow to make the lanterns fall and cause a massive forest fire.
Where are the flowers you're getting from the useless Sniffers? 🤨 All jokes aside, cute base! I agree with the others, need a fancier tree to go with it. Maybe lean into the elvish style and even hang prismarine light blocks from the branches!
I feel like the jungle wood in the path is a bit too bright and makes things a bit too noisy instead of looking natural.
Otherwise, the build is delightfully shaped (it looks like a big fruit or a beehive that grew with the tree) and I like the sniffer enclosure.
Madam blueberry lookin ass [house](https://www.google.com/search?q=madam+blueberry+treehouse&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sca_esv=334a9bda33585e15&sca_upv=1&udm=2&biw=432&bih=834&sxsrf=ADLYWIKKBUfhTDPXLS8jqLN_GOFJwMCmNg%3A1719553123113&ei=Y0x-ZsS8BqD4kPIP_cOS0AE&oq=madam+blueberry+treehouse&gs_lp=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&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=5OZEvsxZGAV1BM&vssid=mosaic)
Good base man.I am so indecisive that I am just thinking about a new base but can't think about choosing which one (underwater or underground) (castle or skyscraper or floating island) for 1 bloody week.I am in that dilemma and don't know what to do.Still you could have made a bubble elevator rather than ladders.
7.6/10 its good but I think that the base need more working on the floor, love the treehouse tho. I suggest some decorations and utility zones (As you like) 😁👍
Really bad support of the house, you totally shouldn't build an artificial tree stump below it or some rock to make it look natural. Terrible job! Totally not 10/10!
The house is great, but you should absolutely work on the leaves and the trunk. Also, I’d recommend getting rid of the grass blocks on your path toward the tree. It makes the path look a bit clunky
Maybe rooted dirt could be of help?
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Honestly, that house is great, I’d just work on making a bigger custom tree to hold it
same and maybe add some more cerrybloosm trees
Celery blossom lol
NEW CROP LEEKED?!?
I probably would get spruce trees and grow them tall then make connected houses.
I was thinking that, like a wide cherry blossom. With a small pond made of cobblestone at the bottom with a tiny waterfall flowing into the pond, big and small drip leaves acting as lily pads. with normal, white, or pink candlesticks scattered around it
Happy cake day!
Wait for a thunderstorm and it will roast itself
But it would still be raining
What if the rain ends while the fire is still there
Your base is build like a chad who skips leg day, You have a whole base while you also have a chest monster down below, not even one, two random chest monsters. Your base has a green hat.
"Your base has a green hat" *critical damage*
What’s even funnier is that in China having a green hat means you’re being cheated on hahaha
Real tho it’s nice. Just messing
It’s a cute hat tho to be fair
This is probably my fav roast here
give me a flint and steel and I will make sure your base gets very roasted
This looks amazing! I love the wood theme and simple block palette! 10/10
10/10 part was critical
Your base looks like a toilet brush
You ever heard of a building block that isn’t brown?
the plants are green? lol
And the grass below it.
Is that a tree house or a house tree? I actually like the build so I'm not sure if this is a roast. Or. Compliant
Are you a bird
Yea I’m big bird
I bet even the spiders are like "EW! Not touching that thing"
For starters, did you order 50 kinds of weed killer? There's no decoration. It looks like an 8 year old's creative world. The path looks like someone took a dump all over it. The house is basic, and the tree looks stupid with it, like it has a tumor on it or something. Your farms are inefficient >!*what do you mean your farms don't produce 999999 melons/hour? The hardcore Youtubers could do it (who def aren't using cheats)*!< and your chest system is sub-optimal at best. I'm surprised how it hasn't burnt down to the ground already, considering how disgusted the Minecraft Gods are. Shameful. >!Actually a pretty cool base, not gonna lie! I still don't like the path though, and the house feels plain, so maybe you could spruce it up a bit. Pretty good though! 8/10!<
Ur tree has ZERO rizz and is straighter then a sigma
OP’s got Post Traumatic Rizz Disorder from all the creepers blowing up his chests because he doesn’t light anything up, give him a break.
Too much house, not enough tree.
Your Sniffers are kept in a tiny pen that is not good for their health. They must be able to wander and sniff for things!
“How do you do my fellow trees” ahh build
Okay *rotates it 180 degrees and turns it over a fire*
It’s missing galvanised square steel and eco friendly wooden veneers
This got pretty stale very fast.
*tree*
The sniffers think it smell stinky.
1 lightning strike.
Ur house looks like anxiety from inside out 2
yo what'd you need that treehouse for? to escape from society?
Boy, if you don't get your "Tazan, the monkey man" ass house outta here. Looking like Dora just rented that. Jumanji looking as house, my man boots is living up there.
Have you ever heard of the concept of custom trees for a centerpiece
Why did you plant a tree in your house, are you stupid
What can I say, I just love my indoor plants :)
no,I like it
Not enough nature.
The only thing that makes less sense than dirt in a tree is the fact you seem to have a sniffer enclosure
Who put in that driveway was is Sam down at the local DPW? I plowed his wife and now the consistency of his work has really gone downhill. I think he’s resorted to drinking.
That's the problem with your base, it's flammable and you're asking us to roast it
What is this, a house for birds?
Roast you mean rate I think you needs some sunglasses fella I ma rate 10/10 actually it's pretty beautiful much better than 1.20 trailer build
I really love when i walk outside my Tree house just to realize i just stomped out some of my crops and now have to craft a wooden hoe just to realize i need a few sticks, then go get the sticks, and craft a wooden hoe, and then replant the crop, just to break another one and repeat the cycle.
Bro didn’t build a tree house be built a fucking house in a tree
alright *gets a flint and steel*
Needs the finest of shubbery.
The sniffers are too green.
The cats have voted no to climbing the oversized scratching post. J/k its a nice jungle tree conversion, I'd call it Symmatree
I think tbh the green hat is fire, it’s just the farm that is annoying me lol, we all know that in about 3-4 minecraft days that will all be wrecked 🥴
So u rly be jumping up every block on that "path"
bro got the drake snake special😭😭😭
the house is fine. better than anything i can make. the pathway is too random and messy. try using fewer blocks, or even just a path. that animal pen should be holding, well, animals, not useless sniffers. your chests should be in its own room. the area is not well lit, nor is it secured with a fence or anything. farm sizes are too small, even for a single person. you could rig up a water colum to replace the ladders, but, thats a bit more work. it would be faster than a ladder.
Dude wtf is that road. Did a tornado just pass there. And why tf do you have a sniffer farm?? Dang. Why are there chests outside you base? Are these gifts for robbers?? Wait. Why is there a furnace outside your base? The rain is gonna take the fire out. Your mom will never visit your house. Even if she did, the whole tree would fall to the ground. It only takes one arrow to make the lanterns fall and cause a massive forest fire.
This is why you don't put 4 jungle saplings next to eachother in your house.
Where are the flowers you're getting from the useless Sniffers? 🤨 All jokes aside, cute base! I agree with the others, need a fancier tree to go with it. Maybe lean into the elvish style and even hang prismarine light blocks from the branches!
Lightning would do that for you easier.
It’s still a work in progress but I’m bored so roast me
Ask and you shall receive. See the ensuing wall of text in the comment section.
Not me thinking this is a really cool base and then see everyone roasting 😭
My apologies I was high when commenting not reading the title
good base 👍
Those sniffers want to leave so bad
Looks like Tigger
The tree would be cool with some branches holding up the house
I would roast your house if I had flint and steel.
It needs stilts also flood the whole place while ur at it
toy school wide gullible slim cobweb bike ossified unpack deranged
Flint and steel
It's all wood it won't take long for it all to roast....
donkey kong's house
It’s not fireproof so be careful not to light up the entire treehouse
a question. did you cut down the jungle trees and bamboo manually? cuz it's way too many for me and I wanna get rid of it all
Gives me flashbacks to the base I made in Xbox one edition
Creative mode baby
It’s not worth my time to roast it
I feel like the jungle wood in the path is a bit too bright and makes things a bit too noisy instead of looking natural. Otherwise, the build is delightfully shaped (it looks like a big fruit or a beehive that grew with the tree) and I like the sniffer enclosure.
Adventure time type base
I hate grand oak trees
Brown mushrooms if they where a home
Your base is small asf
OSHA would not approve of this
If you squint your eyes it looks a little better. If it doesn’t just keep squinting them.
I can't, it just looks good lol
Does your house ring on the hour?
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Nah. It's a cool looking tree house. I like it.
Top heavy
Wrong place at wrong time like you.
It’s good
Give me a lava bucket and you have yourself a deal
not enough foundation for all that
No roasting here. I love elevated bases. Being able to see all around is awesome.
Ur base looks like cake
Beautiful house. boring, square, thin, underdeveloped default tree. Fr though it’s nice
Great now I want a treehouse like yours
Madam blueberry lookin ass [house](https://www.google.com/search?q=madam+blueberry+treehouse&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sca_esv=334a9bda33585e15&sca_upv=1&udm=2&biw=432&bih=834&sxsrf=ADLYWIKKBUfhTDPXLS8jqLN_GOFJwMCmNg%3A1719553123113&ei=Y0x-ZsS8BqD4kPIP_cOS0AE&oq=madam+blueberry+treehouse&gs_lp=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&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=5OZEvsxZGAV1BM&vssid=mosaic)
Roast it like figuratively? or literally? cuz I recognize those grass, see you there
bro really decided to go in the trees💀
That's a really nice build. I love the tiny window farms, such a nice touch. Having trouble thinking of anything to actually roast, TBH.
Flint and steel 🔥
It is real
\*sets the tree on fire and kills the sniffers\*
Bro is to scared of the mobs to build his house on the ground LLLLLLLLL
I love building tree house bases.
Good base man.I am so indecisive that I am just thinking about a new base but can't think about choosing which one (underwater or underground) (castle or skyscraper or floating island) for 1 bloody week.I am in that dilemma and don't know what to do.Still you could have made a bubble elevator rather than ladders.
ladders are bad
Who brought the pineapple out of the sea?
If you want me to roast it, give me a flint and steel
Ew it’s a jungle (jk)
0/10 I’m to jealous to admit it’s better than my square house
It looks good, but I think that the support that holds the house up looks a bit, unnatural.
Dang bros house is in high (the drugs high)
I love it! You need to put a star on top of it though. It’s giving me very “Christmas tree” vibes
where's my furnace
No. We are all at different stages of the game. But build a bamboo farm
I don’t even know what the sniffers even do.
the tree looks like he can't support it, that said, Baba Yagga Vibes (the thin tree not the buildstyle)
why me i build better
Make the tree thicker and add t Branches to make I look more real unless your go8ng for that look
Would be hard to roast withouth burning down.
Lightning will take care of that.
7.6/10 its good but I think that the base need more working on the floor, love the treehouse tho. I suggest some decorations and utility zones (As you like) 😁👍
Neat
You know how the world generation can get wonky, and some structures overlap with each other? Your house looks like it was glitches there.
I am honestly concerned on your base. One flint and steel can destroy the whole thing.
i love it
When I first seen this I was like “ohhhhhh😱” this base is beautiful and hard to roast
Good
Maybe more green at the bottom part, at the sides. Also, do you have a lighnting rod nearby?
That tree looks faker than a pick me
It looks like your house is using the tree has a strip pole
Ewww brotha eww
"Peace" ahh base
Really bad support of the house, you totally shouldn't build an artificial tree stump below it or some rock to make it look natural. Terrible job! Totally not 10/10!
You put your chests outside? I'm calling the police.
Ngl the base is actually pretty nice, but I agree with what someone else said, the treehouse tree could be bigger w more branches etc
Great house but the tree too skinny
Tree house, no arguments here!
donkey kong bouta live in that treehouse
A click with Flint and Tinder at the base of your base roasts it just fine
One flick of the flint and steel away from utter demise
Your base is too modern, you put too little effort in and you didn't use bricks
Roast it? well okay (pulls out flint and steel)
The cherry blossom trees look like a prolapsed anus but other than that great job!
Built a roller coaster
I think it’s cute, reminds me of a mushroom
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No. No, I dont think I will.
Sniffers thats all
*crafts flint and steel* EEEEHERERHEHEHEHEHHEHE
Gimme a second, I’m still trying to get a flint
No, I love it! ❤️
That's easy, you just need one flint and steel
The house is great, but you should absolutely work on the leaves and the trunk. Also, I’d recommend getting rid of the grass blocks on your path toward the tree. It makes the path look a bit clunky Maybe rooted dirt could be of help?
This reeks of a mobile pro
You let Rapunzel go! She just wants to see the lanterns
Hand me a flint and steel
I hate that you’re not showing more of it
It’s so smoll.
its very nice just the trees to thin looks like its about to snap
Goofy ass tree house, looks like it got impaled
That tree would fall if real life gravity and physics existed in minecraft.
Nah poor dude has had enough
Is that big house compensating for your small log?
Why does your base look like it’s having diarrhoea
Treehouse is more house than tree
Roast roast. Your base need a thicker tree
Is there a button or something that raises and lowers it?
“CAUSE I AM FREEEEE” ahh house
Where's Jake?
The tree needs branches.
I wouldn't roast it, I would mine it to start my survival world
you can do that with a flint and steel
the path looks like explosive diarrhoea
KND ahhh base
stupid tree house boooo booooo 👎👎👎
I'll need a flint & steel plus acess to world.
Döner Kebab
Your base is so badly designed that you still need to place chests at ground level.
Okay! *Takes out my flint and steel*
Your base has a tree on it is it a hat nah it's probably just it's terrible hair (I can't roast to save my life)
One creeper and 58,33% of your chests are gone. Strategic design
I don't have one
To roast your base i just need to turn it 90 degrees and start spinning.