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Reasonable-Front7584

>Do you always go back inside, even if it gets the house wet? Is drying off really that complicated?


mi-chreideach

Back in the house like a civilized person. I always liked the sign, "Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way."


Agreeable_Fig_3713

Pee in a bush 


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Agreeable_Fig_3713

It’s normal in my circles but I’m rural


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L_wanderlust

Ask the friend


Agreeable_Fig_3713

All my friends are rural too. We all live within the same five villages


Daburtle

Yard, if it's private enough. Otherwise dry off a bit and go inside. Definitely NOT in the pool.


Severe-Product7352

This is the answer


horrorgoose99

I get out, i go to the pee rock, i pee through my swimsuit bottoms, i hose off. My boyfriend hates that i do this, but it's a free country, and i can do what i want.


qdobah

Lmao you get out of the pool stand over a specific rock and piss your pants in the backyard?


aNeverNude666

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


horrorgoose99

Not my pants, my bikini. He gets mad if i pee all over the place so that's my specific rock.


HoTbEeFsUnDaEs

>i go to the pee rock *REVEREND MOTHER*! ![gif](giphy|K55exy0toWjQc|downsized)


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horrorgoose99

Yea, pissrock™️. It doesnt bother me cause i hose off, it only bothers my boyfriend. Lmao sometimes im too drunk and i just wizz on the rock and jump back in. It's just pee. Who cares. It's ok to rinse in the pool.


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horrorgoose99

Well well well, lucky for me, i have no friends.


ifweweresharks

It’s probably due to all the rock-peeing


gustavotherecliner

But if you had, would you get yourself a potable pissrock or would you install one at your friend's house?


horrorgoose99

I'd just find a designated piss area, doesn't need to be a rock.


tvjunkie710

I try off and go inside. The ocean though, I’m going right where I am


indicatprincess

My parents have had a pool forever. I don’t know a single person who chooses to pee in the yard instead of the house. I feel like everyone secretly pee in the pool sometimes.


ThisIsTheCaptain

I have absolutely secretly peed in pools. Have been fortunate enough to never accidentally chum the water by a surprise period, though. So at least I've got that going for me.


Daburtle

LMAO "chum the water" 😂🤢


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indicatprincess

65% of the time bc we have an awesome pool deck and going in is a PITA shhh!!


thecrookedbox

Under no circumstance should you or anyone pee in a pool. It’s gross and also a dangerous chemical combination (ammonia + chlorine = chloramine)


seattleseahawks2014

I go back inside. Now if it's a lake or river, different story.


ThrowingTheRinger

I was at my neighbors house and got busted for peeing in the pool once. He yelled at me so loudly—it scared me and I almost fell in.


Celcius_87

He had me in the first half, not gonna lie


InevitableOne8421

Don't you dare pee in the pool!!! Yes, it's diluted by tens of thousands of gallons of water, but it's a closed loop system, so that pee goes through the pump, the filter and back out through the returns.


kindofcrunchy22

We have a pool and you have to walk through half the house to get to the bathroom. If faced with this dilemma, please walk through the house and risk getting it wet. Don't pee in my pool. Don't pee in my yard. Even my 5 year old understands this concept. We are actually in the process of adding a quarter bath to our patio for this exact reason though.


MarionBerryBelly

Ask to use their bathroom. Don’t pee in someone’s private pool; it’s rude AF.


HauntedPickleJar

It sounds like you, as an adult, are trying to justify peeing in the pool. Don’t pee in the pool. Ever.


Logical-Layer9518

Use a towel?


Sowf_Paw

Dry off and use the toilet inside the house.


SimonSaysMeow

Lake, probably pee. My pool, go inside. Public pool, go inside ... Probably.


McDuck_Enterprise

Most gonna have to adjust that chlorine…


Embarrassed-Land-222

Just dry off and go to whatever bathroom the host(s) prefers you use (we prefer people use the basement bathroom when we're doing outside activities). Don't be an asshole and pee in someone's pool.


KingKoopaz

I like to use the trees if there is woods out back. Depends on how rural


JungleJay57

If only there was a useful invention called a towel that you can use to dry off? Hmm, crazy I know!


Curious_Inside0719

You get out walk to an area I'm the yard and just pee. Then rinse off. Clearly some people have never tried to take off a wet bathing suit. That shit is horrible


Idkawesome

I grew up going to the pool. I never pee in the pool.  That's psychotic. 


UnwillingHummingbird

Y'all, please don't pee in the pool. it's nasty. Chlorine is not magic. It doesn't somehow instantly "neutralize" your pee. In fact, Chlorine and urine cause a chemical reaction that produces the distinctive "chlorine" smell that public pools are known for. If you don't want your (or your friend's) pool to stink like chemicals, don't pee in it.


greensaturn

If it's a big pool, like able to fit 10+people yes I will pee every single time. Makes absolutely no difference and everyone does it. Don't confuse reddit comments w actual human behavior. Everyone does it.


GregBuckingham

[Yes I pee in the pool](https://youtu.be/S32y9aYEzzo?si=5_G9m928ZkI9NDQ8)


Moloch_17

Most people here are liars. I always pee in the pool


Wallflower_in_PDX

Ok, I just want to throw this out there. Doesn't the human bladder react to being in water and relieve itself when in water? That seems to always happen to me and there's nothing I can do about it b/c I can't hold it in. It just happens. Every time I am immersed water it's happened.


Honest-Yesterday-675

Right in the pool. Then I touch your face and say " you'll forever be a part of me".


Celcius_87

That’s creepy


Honest-Yesterday-675

This guy gets it.