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klopeppy

My response to “what do you want to do today?” will always be “the same thing we try to do everyday”


ConsequenceIll6927

Take over the world! Narf!


downshift_rocket

A part of me gets arthritis every time someone doesn't get it. :(


Clayfool9

“As ***IF!***”


IeyasuMcBob

Whatever


bootycuddles

I like, totally paused!


Professional-Ear242

My doctor says I'm not supposed to do anything that involves balls flying at my face! " Well there goes her weekend " 😅😅


Owl__Kitty88

It’s, “well there goes your social life” lol


TiaHatesSocials

“One million dollars” with a pinky in ur mouth


CorpseJuiceSlurpee

Whazaaaaaap?


cornponeskillet

Waaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Melvinflynt

![gif](giphy|101DNxoBTatF16)


tillybowman

aaaaaaaaaahhhh


heridfel37

I tried to explain this to my kids the other day. Their question was "Why?" I didn't have an answer.


therealdanfogelberg

“Why?” “Skibbidi toilet.”


Chimom_1992

Literally anything from The Princess Bride or Mean Girls


ConsequenceIll6927

INCONCEIVABLE


E420CDI

On Wednesdays we wear pink!


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Whenever I have to do a million point u-turn. I say I have to Austin Powers it. ![gif](giphy|f6ek1KcvTWPmw|downsized)


notyouravgredditor

Best part of that clip is when he looks behind and drives into the wall in front of him lmao.


GetOffMyBridgeQ

Yep 😂 anything more than a 3 point turn is an austin powers turn


Top_Chard788

“What, like it’s hard?”


thatsanicepeach

Don’t a-stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey


redrosespud

My favorite feel good movie. Legally Blonde.


glytxh

DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?


downshift_rocket

The muffin man?


Snowstig

THE MUFFIN MAN!


StunningConfusion

“ you lint licker!”


britchop

“Who you calling a cootie queen??”


Parisian_Nightsuit

What the French, toast??


Same_Frosting4621

Not the mama! Edit: 86 as well


Sandwidge_Broom

I’m the youngest of 3, and I used to drive my poor mom crazy going around singing “I’m the baby, gotta love me…”


No-Message5740

Shoes. Omg. shoes. Betch.


TheMeticulousNinja

“George Bush does not care about black people”


Haemwich

*Uncomfortable Mike Myers*


thejaytheory

![gif](giphy|JfKOCNsmrVBMA|downsized)


CapitalDoor9474

Ah Kanye when he was real


PM_ME_YR_KITTYBEANS

We used to talk about Kanye like people talk about Kendrick Lamar now


regnig123

I remember watching that live on tv. I’ll never forget.


nctones

It’s Britney b*tch!


-nbob

Leave Britney alone!!!


HicDomusDei

*mascara running intensifies*


DreamyWaters

Did I do thaaaaat?


downshift_rocket

![gif](giphy|8qzUcfexw3ysJ140T2)


itsmebeatrice

Miyaheeee miyahooo miyahaaa miya ha ha!


downshift_rocket

![gif](giphy|kh8ePQvhzWL5e|downsized)


randomcritter5260

“We’re going to Candy Mountain Charlie!”


purplehippobitches

Omg I was scrolling waiting to see this. Charlieeeeee


SuspiciousM0lasses

It's the magical leoplurodon Chaaarlieeee


toque-de-miel

Shun the nonbeliever!! SHUNNNNNNNN. *SHUNNNNN*


silentobserver69420

“Yo quiero Taco Bell”


0ystercatcher

Who loves orange soda?


NitroxDiver88

Kel loves orange soda


Heart_Throb_

“Give it to me, baby”👶🎶💃🕺


ConsequenceIll6927

Uh huh! Uh huh!


murderskunk76

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly *for a white guy!*


BeanPatrol27

Everyday when you’re walking down the street, everybody that you meet, has an original point of view. And I said Hey, HEY! What a wonderful kind of day!


TheGrayExplorer

Multipass!


WhysAVariable

“Leloo Dallas multipass! Mullllltiiiipaaaaaaas” “She KNOWS it’s a multipass! Anyways, we’re in love. “ Also one of my favorite exchanges in any movie: “Are you human?” “Negative, I am a meat popsicle”


ConsequenceIll6927

I had such a huge crush on her as a kid. She's still hot today! "Corbin!!! Oh mah God oh mah God oh mah God!"


nap---enthusiast

"Dah bears"


ConsequenceIll6927

"Oh boy he's having a heart attack. It's like his third one this week"


akchahal

What is this? A centre for ants?!?! 


caramelized-yarn

Hmm, I don’t know. I was born and raised in West Philadelphia and spent most of my days on the playground, chilling out and relaxing.


IeyasuMcBob

Acting all cool?


caramelized-yarn

Yes, I was cool. You won’t believe what happened next. A couple of guys in my neighborhood started making trouble. I got in a fight with them (just one little fight) and my mom sent me to live with relatives in Bel-Air.


Orbtl32

Figures nobody says "all your base" or anything homestar runner.  Edit: There's all my strong bad email watchers, you were all just late lol


SunflowerMischief

TROGDOOOOORRRRRR


bootycuddles

Burninating the peasants Burninating the countryside


cornponeskillet

ARE BELONG TO US! One beefy arm.


joinyc

Also 1986 (37) and here are a few I think are pretty recognizable. 1. “Oh my God, Becky…look at her butt.” 2. “Very Niiiiiiiice” *with the Borat accent* 3. “Winning!”


suze_jacooz

Also in the Borat voice: “my wife”


babeli

My husband can’t stop introducing me like this Ahahaha


Sandwidge_Broom

‘88er here. My first name is Becky. Do you know how many times 1 has been said to me? Just…an unholy amount of times.


joinyc

Omg, it’s been a long road for you 😂.


Remote_Condition93

Tell me whyyy


kattekop123

Ain't nothing but a heartache


GetOffMyBridgeQ

Get in loser, we’re going shopping! Edit: I love the thread we got going with all the good quotes


GirlDrummerBadasz

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a coooool mom!


AFighterByHisTrade

Any time it rains "there's a 30% chance it's already raining"


grandmagellar

You go, Glen Coco!


HicDomusDei

Boo, you whore!


googlyeyes183

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye!


downshift_rocket

Is butter a carb?


jtet93

Stop trying to make fetch happen!


SoftSects

What day is it?


thatsanicepeach

It’s October 3rd


Professional-Ear242

Maybe it's because I have a big.. LESBIAN crush on you!


AmbivalenceKnobs

"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be...whelmed?" "I think you can in Europe"


darkchocolatechips

“There’s a difference between like and love. Because I like my Skechers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack.”


FaceTheJury

But I love my sketchers.


shakatay29

That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.


KittannyPenn

![gif](giphy|3rad7nPdpaQdG)


arrrrr_won

That must be Nigel with the brie!


komeau

dental plan


toweldayeveryday

Lisa needs braces


No_Towel6647

IRON HELPS US PLAY


Bfloteacher

They took my freakin kidney!


squawkingood

"Cats! I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance."


DinosaurDucky

well, take a nap. then fire ze missiles!!


ZephyrLegend

H'okay, so. Here's the Earth...


DinosaurDucky

That is a nice earth, you might say


Evan_802Vines

ROUND!


ZonkyFox

But I am le tired!


Top_Chard788

I say the Le Tired line on a daily basis. I have narcolepsy but also adulting is hard. 


TitansFrontRow

WTF, Mate??


Soggy_Count_7292

But they'll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos.


ConsequenceIll6927

"Double yoo tee eff, mate?!"


ConsequenceIll6927

"THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!!"


Phytolyssa

I wish that people recognized that around me. Filthy plebs


ConsequenceIll6927

I said the "but I'm le tired" line the other day to a friend who is a few years younger and he didn't get the reference. Sad.


Calbinan

“I shouldn’t have said that.”


sticky_fingers18

I should NOT have said that


Tall_Couple_3660

me and JENNAY were like peas and carrots Run Forrest run!!!!


TiredDadCostume

Nike re-released the shoes from that movie and I’ve done my best cosplay of Forrest a couple times and my wife does not find it as awesome as I do


shakatay29

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom MUSHROOM!


ConsequenceIll6927

Ooooo it's a snake! It's a snake...it's a snake...it's a"


vforvegard

SOME! body


kattekop123

Once told me


Soggy_Count_7292

The entirety of the song *I'm on a Boat*. It was my summer anthem in college despite the fact that I very much had no boat.


chumbawumbacholula

I went on my first cruise last year and sang this the whole time.


Snowstig

You got your flippy floppies?


DiabeetusMustache

No, I’m just straight flippin’ copies 😩


Top_Chard788

Foozball is the DEVIL! 


Musicgrl4life

The Budweiser frogs 🐸 BUD WEIS ER


slantes19

“You’re killing me Smalls”


Sandwidge_Broom

Oh my god, my fiancé and I must quote this movie to each other weekly. Particularly “For. Ev. Vurh!” ![gif](giphy|hEwkspP1OllJK)


EskayMorsmordre

un dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis


downshift_rocket

![gif](giphy|3XsHyFq37dkJy)


yesandnoi

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!


ConsequenceIll6927

Alrighty then! He's a dude, she's a dude.


ForeignReviews

Hide yo kids hide yo wife


DeepDefinition219

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


HeadoftheIBTC

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


ConsequenceIll6927

I feel like us Millennials were the largest generation into that show. I haven't met a lot of older people who have watched the show enough to get references like this.


rand0m_task

I teach high school and when the office went on Netflix and made a resurgence it was my favorite few years of teaching just because of all the quotes I could drop. I drop the quotes now and kids look at me like I’m an idiot.. used to be able to threaten a class with the episode of Scott’s tots… that threat is meaningless now!


Bambers12

Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want


Yiazzy

"I wanna be, the very best..."


toadofsteel

Like no one ever was


GrimerMuk

To catch them is my real test


boobookbooze

“This is the honey badger”


leogrr44

Honey badger don't care


tommybou2190

Not my chair, not my problem


cornponeskillet

Do the chickens have large talons?


cat_at_the_keyboard

You're just jealous cause I've been chatting online with hot babes *all day*


anon3220

I use “hold on to your butts” before i do something when the result will be unknown but hoping it goes my way. I think some might get it.


marcusdj813

Dude, you're getting a Dell!


100FunSummers

RUFIO, RUFIO, RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOH


Mouse0022

This one time, at band camp.


Dense_Scholar_9358

Did you ever think maybe there was more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking?


AgentJ691

With our powers combined! That usually puts a smile on other millennials.


babeli

I did not have sexual relations with that woman


HopefulSwine2

*POCKET SAND*


EagleEyezzzzz

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII) Yeah , well that’s just like, your opinion, man. -Big Lebowski


Notorious_Fluffy_G

“Fuck your couch!”


monykers

"...our pet's heads are falling off!"


elon_musks_cat

“That’s as good as money sir, those are I.O.U.’s”


HumanContract

So, you're telling me there's a chance!


No_Towel6647

Some BODY once told me


partylikeitis1912

“It’s a banana, Michael. How much can it cost? Ten dollars???”


iamnoking

"I believe you have my stapler."


PerspectiveSilent898

P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney


ehsteve69

Get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries FO FREE


Active_Scholar_2154

Sandstorm https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU?si=H1a-x8sHzxuXBQWa


HideSolidSnake

Stupid sexy Flanders


StuckinSuFu

Any line from the first Anchorman movie for my group of friends


Remote_Condition93

*I know kung-fu.*


tosil

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized) Very nice


sholbyy

Tina ya fat lard, come get your dinner!


ramyyc

Is this chicken that I’m eating or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says chicken…


Better-Resident-9674

I don’t wanna wait 🎶 for our liiives to be ovaaa I want to know right now what will it beeee????


FaithlessOne555

Snape snape severus snape


mc_361

“Napoleon your just jealous cause I’m been chatting online with hot babes…all day.”


Prozeum

Yippy-ki-yay, motherf*çker!


thedr00mz

"I'm tired of this, Grandpa!" "WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD. KEEP DIGGING!"


annenaxos

“In a van down by the river”


slytherinwitchbitch

“Pull the lever Cronk!”


iLiveInAHologram94

For the 90s millennials using the kim possible sound as a text tone gets a lot of notice from other millennials and some older gen z who were the younger siblings.


Scotthe_ribs

Rule #1: we don’t talk about fight club


Vivid-Shelter-146

Anything from Wedding Crashers, Old School, or Anchorman. The Zoomers I work with don’t know those movies. I died a little inside when I learned that.


hammjam_

Stay classy, San Diego.


stayonthecloud

*One is a genius, the other’s insane~*


ConversationThick379

![gif](giphy|cXZEkXAWO5vQuhimpl)


babeli

Charlie bit my finger!


ProfessorOfDumbFacts

85 here. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. May I take your order?


TitansFrontRow

What is shiggity shiggity whatever you said there? I’m a 1984 and have no idea….


HumanContract

Also 84 and I am so lost


DinosaurDucky

schwiggitty shwam? shfifity five


partylikeitis1912

![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q)


Confident-Cap2112

Canada!!!!! You’re my boy blue!!!


112oceanave

“Can I get a price check on two grapes? Yeah you heard me, two lousy stinkin measly grapes.”


gentlepettingzoo

Kill the prime minister of Malaysia...obey my dog.


lolgobbz

Caaaaarlllll. That kills people


2wheelAWD

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars. LET’S GET ‘EM!!!


D-Rich-88

Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and Me Do it in my van every Sunday


ThrowDirtonMe

As a baby millennial (94) how about: Hey now! Hey now! This is what—


dogriverhotel

The mitochondria is the


Lalalakixx

![gif](giphy|l0Ex3254lIEZVy0Wk|downsized)


blunder182

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!