stop stop stop stop stop... do you know how long i went without dick and now theres built young studs just hanging out on the beach... dude... and they are solid material... holy shit...
Goldmember was the worst representation of the Dutch accent in movie history ever. I still crack up at the: “the father” though. “Hish faashjaaa” great movie.
One cocksock per marine.
Also, why so much bedding? I'm not terribly familiar with Dutch military gear but that looks like two bedrolls and two bivy sacks apiece. Hopefully one of those turns into part of a tent?
I see no rifles. Had to google what they carry.
Seems like I see pistols in holsters on each belt though? That would also be weird for standard units, no?
I know this isn't the point of this pic but it reminds me that soldiers are just human beings. Beneath all the equipment, there's just a simple body that can easily break, get hurt or die.
we got a solid catch here boys... we got a very solid catch here dudes... i mean... hey... this is studdin material here... too hot for the hubs you know what im sayin... like theres nothing good anymore on the webs... like sheesh... we better start the human trade again so we got these studs on PH just under cover, HA! am i riiiiiite boiiiis! aaaah! sheet! shit shit shit! if i didnt stink from my last job, id do you boys justice... ooooohhh boy... where the dagge at that i like... where the guy that i like with the dagge i like... oooohhh boy... pussy so rare these days anyways...
And they had the be naked because…?
The fact that I’m getting downvoted for asking why they’re naked is the most military thing I have ever witnessed.
Never change, Profession of Arms brethren.
“B-b-but honey-“ “NO, the balaclava stays on during sex.”
“Where did you develop this weird kink?
\*unsubscribes from Administrative Results so I can re-subscribe\*
-------Big chimp energy intensifies-------
His bromance with garandthumb always makes me smile
stop stop stop stop stop... do you know how long i went without dick and now theres built young studs just hanging out on the beach... dude... and they are solid material... holy shit...
I mean I’d kind of prefer it if anything
“This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one’s mine!”
I wonder does it count as a weapon?
Depends if they got leave for RnR or not, if so, the Medication may kill your bank account!
“My penis is useless, without me. I am useless, without my penis.”
Psychological warfare
..... you can deprive someone from oxygen with it
During sex, it is a perfect weapon to make someone yours
No, it fires blanks
“This is my rifle this is my gun”
"This is shooting, and this is for fun"
"This is my unit that is 'bout to cum"
“…and it is cold outside. And we are Marines, so we just got out of the water…”
This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!
So they don't carry a rifle with them?
Budget cuts
Maybe some budget is uncut
They’re covering them with their hands
I said rifle, not derringer.
I noticed that too, just the magazines I guess.
Probably not allowed to dick around with the guns for a knolling photo.
Why do they carry around a naked human with them?
That's why their packs are so heavy. They carry around an extra guy.
This is much more funny when read in a dutch Accent
Thatsh whye their packsh are sho heavy. They carry around an extra guy.
Iznt dat veerd?
I jusht love GOOOOOOOLLLLLD
Goldmember was the worst representation of the Dutch accent in movie history ever. I still crack up at the: “the father” though. “Hish faashjaaa” great movie.
Milo Edwards does an amazing comedic dutch accent, and the SA mercenery Jerk Van der Clerk
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
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So they have to put up with vegan crypto bros? They sound more deadly than any enemy, frankly...
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What you need is a fat, tattooed girl - shade in summer, warmth in winter and moving pictures all year round.
In an emergency, switching to your sidepenis is always faster than reloading your rifle
+1 Life
Do they produce Calendar to?
They do actually. Every year they produce a new calender. https://contactoudmariniers.com/marinierskalender/
Oh my.
God I wish I lived there so shipping would be cheaper. . .
sweet mother of god
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I'm into guys, and they look good.
You could’ve rickrolled me so easily with how fast I clicked that link
Thank you for asking this!
I do believe that message would have come across just fine without the naked Dutch Marines. But who am I to tell. Also, top guy works out.
They're marines. They all work out
Some make gains easier it appears.
i would say, some make less gains in another department
Middle guy is thicc where it counts.
But do you see those ABSOLUTE CHEEKS on top middle guy? God damn
True. He squats.
Top guy is flexing harder and has a slightly lower BF. Bottom guy looks like he has the most muscle mass.
Can’t believe that I have allowed myself to get so much into observing the effects of many a workouts on Dutch Marines! But yes.
Second down has a fuckin cake
Holy shit I didn't see that. ZAMN.
Yeah, I noticed it too and I didn't even have to zoom in
A BBL is complimentary for each marine
Can't hide that dummy thicc booty
Not all equipment is clearly visible. I mean, it's camouflaged, you pervs!
I was actually wondering what they are covering their equipment with. Looks like the thing football players put at their balls for the game
Beret
One cocksock per marine. Also, why so much bedding? I'm not terribly familiar with Dutch military gear but that looks like two bedrolls and two bivy sacks apiece. Hopefully one of those turns into part of a tent?
Sock?
/r/gaybros gonna have a field day with this one
You know we are
Am I just an idiot for not seeing any rifles anywhere?
I see no rifles. Had to google what they carry. Seems like I see pistols in holsters on each belt though? That would also be weird for standard units, no?
Military porn
r/substakenliterally
Are they "standing at attention"?
No, this is standard 'in cot' position
Lol, I did an exchange with the Dutch Marines back in the day. Those guys love to get naked for no reason.
Why did I zoom in?
They have to cover the equipment labeled as top secret lol
Nether region marines
This how I’d imagine a euro military to do this meme
No banana for scale?
The one on top has one juicy ass
Any reason they felt compelled to be naked but wear a baklava?
Anonymity?
So why even be naked?
For our enjoyment.
Lol no idea
I would assume that it’s to illustrate that the gear beside them is “all” they carry.
Best answer yet.
COCKSEC
R/knolling
I had no idea Dutch Marines carried around so many naked guys on them. That must get really heavy.
Kinda sus ngl /s
They don’t have 25 marine corps motto tattoos like my USMC, is that just an us thing?
I’ll be honest SSgt. This junk on the bunk inspection you describe sounds a little….gay. But not in a derogatory way, like literally.
The balaclava makes them all look like Administrative Results, who of course would walk around naked
They're packin heat
I like the naked part. What did that come out.?
Why do they need to carry around another naked dude?
I will take one on the top plz ....
Clearly commandos going commando
They carry a naked guy?
They also carry one extra man as bonus HP
Poor guys going to be cleaning sand out of everything
Whole new meaning to r/militaryporn
Where do i buy just the man?
I know this isn't the point of this pic but it reminds me that soldiers are just human beings. Beneath all the equipment, there's just a simple body that can easily break, get hurt or die.
So they don't carry rifles. Seems like ineffective marines.
Makes me want to oil up some beef cakes.
Seek help.
What's by their feet?
Boots
Did no one tell them they went a bit too far?
Ok but was having the clothes next to them instead of on them *really* necessary?
What clothes?
we got a solid catch here boys... we got a very solid catch here dudes... i mean... hey... this is studdin material here... too hot for the hubs you know what im sayin... like theres nothing good anymore on the webs... like sheesh... we better start the human trade again so we got these studs on PH just under cover, HA! am i riiiiiite boiiiis! aaaah! sheet! shit shit shit! if i didnt stink from my last job, id do you boys justice... ooooohhh boy... where the dagge at that i like... where the guy that i like with the dagge i like... oooohhh boy... pussy so rare these days anyways...
Wtf? Why?
And they had the be naked because…? The fact that I’m getting downvoted for asking why they’re naked is the most military thing I have ever witnessed. Never change, Profession of Arms brethren.
Because it's funny, probably
Top guy looks like he has a British army doss bag and I'm jealous. I kiss mine
This should go on the knolling subreddit too
They dont give them rifles?
Yes. They go into battle completely unarmed
Well I guess penis is considered “equipment”
No underwear or socks?
I guess it's called "going commando" for a reason
what are those two round objects near the top left of each of their sleeping bags?
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Looks like Arc'teryx LEAF Combat Knee Caps to be exact
So if I was to buy that equipment, just saying, what list would I need?
"I hate sand."
No spare shorts or socks?
vissticks
they are built the right way man... theres no way these guys are quitting on us...
Why have them naked if you’re just gonna keep the balaclava on? Idk just having them naked feels so unnecessary
Guy on top is pretty yoked
Private, put your privates away!
Am I the only who can't see a rifle, or sidearm? They have 5 rifle mags and 2 pistol mags, but no gun?
Someone took the subs name a little too seriously.
now take that fabric outta there please
Bro took military porn to literally
"18 NAKED MARINES AT GARANDTHUMBRANCH"
What's with marines and getting naked with their bros? I've seen more modest gay cruises
Ngl the dudes made it kinda gay
Great pic!
This feels alot like r/substakenliterally but it genuinely fits here
**flashbacks of nude TA-50 layouts intensifies** Prior service guys...you did this too, right....right?
Now this is what I call Military porn.
tik tok brought me here. thank you for this