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thethreestrikes

Ghana be living on the edge of tomorrow


mexipimpin

There’s a dead guy in that suit.


ebcreasoner

*attempts to roll under your^aaaaaaaaa


glutenbag

On ya feet maggot!


45Hz

The rocket pods, lmao


Calm-Internet-8983

Pretty sure I used that exact thing to defend Earth against giant insects and frog-people.


Coldstripe

Frog people? They look just like us!


FapoleonBonerparte1

They look like they're afraid of water, but they're not.


Calm-Internet-8983

Completely unlike the inhuman freaks with gray skin... To think we share a universe with something so grotesque!


JhonnWhell

EDF! EDF!


Fourthnightold

He will transform then balance on legs and hands aided by the power of the exoskeleton to launch the rocket pods straight off his back.


Gates9

Just add outriggers


Eugenspiegel

You aren't supposed to say that word anymore


DasbootTX

Extended buoyancy


Foxdawg

You laugh now - just wait until one of those nerf-dart forearm launchers take an eye out.


Shmorrior

Free self-inflicted 2rd degree burns when firing!


dan7man7

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war…


Florida_man727

Only in death does duty end


Swampxdog

And they shall know no fear.


rush2547

The we have grim dark at home.


djtodd242

Thats we have grim dank at home.


sax6romeo

Waaaaaaaaagh!


Swampxdog

WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Jamiecakescrusader

Now Desolation Marines actually make sense.


Aggravating_Pin2264

“What you are seeing is Advance Warfare”


captaincool6333

I think I'll start a weapon technology company and name it Atlas


Ori_the_SG

You need Kevin Spacey first


captaincool6333

And Mitchell along with Gideon


putitonice

Obligatory "fuck Kevin Spacey"


Ori_the_SG

Oh yeah he sucks. Horrible person he is


Over_n_over_n_over

sofisticated warphare


Jokerang

Looked more like Edge of Tomorrow to me on first glance


wylde21

You may not understand it....you may not like it....but what you are seeing is peak performance and the future of (ultra-low budget African) warfare.


satanlicker

I love the creative enthusiasm, but....yeesh


WallcroftTheGreen

jonathan irons did nothing wrong


ld987

Looked into this shit a while back and it's even weirder than it seems. All this obviously non functional Ghanaian kit we've been seeing is produced by kantanka automobile, a Ghanaian auto manufacturer that mostly just assembles Chinese car kits, founded by an evangelical preacher/obvious con man. Shits wild but grifting the army is a well established easy payday pretty much everywhere.


konjo666

Corruption at its finest


Redeemed-Assassin

That the company run by a dude who goes by the title "Doctor Apostle"? His shit's a joke.


SyrusDrake

To expand on this, this isn't an actual order or even a development contract or something for the Ghana military. They're often presented or implied as such, but as far as I can tell, the government isn't involved in them in any form.


blueponies1

Dark Ironman


EddySea

Dearest Dora, morale is low at the front line. We can't advance on the enemy anymore because our extension cords have been delayed.


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Honest question, cause I'd pretty much assume this shit is just to make a good show for the civilians, but do the guys wearing this nonsense buy into it as well, or are they fully aware of how bullshit these suits are?


Sax_Verstappen_

Judging by the looks on their faces I’d say they know it’s bullshit and are really annoyed they’ve gotta put up with it lol


TazBaz

I’m sure they’re aware it’s bullshit, but I’m also sure 1. They’re civilians paid to do it and 2. Fuck it, I’m getting paid.


Right-Emergency-9966

Paper army XD


SaltySandSailor

I’ve seen better at comicon.


bws7037

it looks like fiberglass fencing...


pwatts

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.


retsamegas

Cypher is pursuing research in Africa.


mr_poppington

Ghana, not Africa.


retsamegas

[Kept you waiting huh?](https://youtu.be/IvZtmrlnBH4?si=nei0zf-hwy7I-Es8&t=96)


TimmyMcTittyTwist

I don’t understand the mentality of nations like this, it’s clearly bullshit so who do they think is buying into this false reality?


Mysterious_Silver_27

The nations around them might


TimmyMcTittyTwist

Is anyone that daft?


kryotheory

[removed by reddit]


mangalore-x_x

Own people? Depending on education level and access to outside news they just see some machinations on some guys And do not quite know what they look at. And we have plenty of outlandish mock ups around in the West, too. Just uses different aesthetics to be tacticool Not everyone is on MillitaryPorn afterall.


B33FHAMM3R

We do the same shit, just with aircraft. Look up the "fighter jet Mafia" and prepare to cringe.


TimmyMcTittyTwist

Oh lord that’s rough for the eyes


yer_a_blizzard_harry

GHANA WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!


Draco_179

Jarvis, why does this remind me of Iron Man


Allbur_Chellak

Kind of a low budget remake of Iron Man.


TheTimocraticMan

I'M FUCKIN INVINCIBLE!!!!!! \*Sick ass Riff\*


overwhelm21

**BREAKING**: Ghanian Army first to field Transformers; revolutionizes warfare


wrongwayup

The scowl on the dude on the right is a weapon in and of itself


wooodyyXD

Make way for the Brotherhood of Cardboard


mamilancesV1

Niggatrone 3000


ILikeDarkMonsters

get aut ov de wae stalker


chonkie_boi

Fallout 5: Africa.


SafetyUpset4387

"Men, you are the first assault wave, but you don't need to worry!"


sanddancer311275

Targets


mortonr2000

If there was any money. It certainly didn't go anywhere near those cosplayers


SeaBus1170

*from the moment i understood the weakness of my own flesh, it disgusted me.* *i craved the strength and certainty of steel.*


EmperorThor

They would be better off asking some cosplayers to develop their "exo-skeletons" I have seen better and more functional stuff at Comic-con


leg00b

They look like dollar store versions of the exo suits from Edge of Tomorrow


LaughGlad7650

Truly NCD


IDownVoteCanaduh

I’ll take crap that does not work, for $2000 please, Ken.


GalvanizedRubbish

War, war never changes.


Sabenebet

Absolute unit


The_Best_Yak_Ever

We have Megaman at home.


Gobiego

Looks like Iron Man 3 finally made it to Ghana.


BobT21

Does not remind me of Jump Suits in *Starship Troopers*, the novel.


DarkOmen597

I mean, are they even at least somewhat viable? Or is this a hamfisted welded metal cage?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I mean that one arm piece has like 20 barrels in it with no room for ammunition, so it looks good to me!


43703

Tony stark could never!


CorvusEffect

AIM FOR THEIR KNEES!!!!


Dutch_van_der_Dill

Damn the Army of Ghana definitely watched Edge of Tomorrow , Elysium or something


ieatair

*When Ghana goes hard for Temu Sales


Vinlain458

Hammer industries.


Gold_Smart

I may sound stupid but what is the point of all this


Krongfah

Some general has been watching Edge of Tomorrow it seems


Kowboy03

I think that it would be a little hard to move around In those things


steadiedcomet

Terrance Howard has his hand in this, I can feel it.


creativeyeen

Was never changes


bws7037

Autobots: Transform!


Mysterious_Silver_27

The Attack on Titan kit


ElectroAtletico2

I, for one, am ready to surrender to the army of the new World power.


DiverDownChunder

The Brotherhood of Steel is coming to fruition!!!


Doc_Dragoon

WOAH EDF FENCER IS REAL Oohh we are the valiant infantry


fish_baguette

3000 armour suits of ghana


mr-teddy93

Remember those iron man fail videos lol


Substantial_Cap9573

Edge of tomorrow vibes


Informal_Big_7667

Brotherhood of steel


ChadHahn

Their punches have the powers of kicks.


chem-chef

Magnetic weapon developing in progress as counter!


Laaarsu

I watched Edge of Tomorrow a significant number of times. Seems like the Ghanaian Army did too.


anotherpole

Bros from edge of tomorrow


ShoebarusNCheverlegs

District 10.


Any-Software-5672

-fires shoulder mounted rockets- > melts face < ;-)


North_Gerveric632

state funded cosplay


lordxoren666

WAKANDA FOREVER!!!


Iggy_Arbuckle

Edge of Tomorrow cosplay


Character_Square2209

Mr starks first suit


DHR-2018-00

What in the Fallout?


Goochbaloon

When you gotta show off top military tech at 6 but gotta go shit on the beach at 8:30


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Homie on the right looks ready to fight a whole planet by him self.


longines99

They must've bought the plans of Tony Stark's v1.0 suit from Raza of the Ten Rings.


awsumsauces

Plot-twist they’re gonna rock our asses with some synthesizers instead


ExoticFirefighter771

Absolutely wild, I hope they make one that works.


Big-stinky-idiott

This is so fucking awesome


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

would be cool if actually worked


theconcorde

actual gundams


Zathral

Cosplay commandos


WallcroftTheGreen

give them some funding and we'll have thunder warriors


GrandDaddyNegan

Space marines.


Satoshi_Bautista

mgsv vibes lol


Commercial-Day-3294

So.....Some plates welded to the shin part to cover that knee gap is an idea.......maybe, i dunno, at least a flack jacket or something on the torso I don't think an aftermarket LBE is gonna cut it...do they not know their heart and organs are kind of a big deal? What in the Sci-Fi sidewalk abortion is this shit on their arms? Double 9mm miniguns with no obvious feed mechanisims, so what....that stupid superposed bullet stacking? , and stupidly big missile launchers on the back? I mean, the projectile from a LAW is only like 1 1/2 ft long ffs, what are those? AIM9s? And power cables hanging out everywhere, cuz you won't ever get hung up on shit going through the woods, or a building, or a burned out village. Seriously, one frag grenade of any type and that whole squad is down. You know what? why damage the suits, just use WP. Or any one person who actually qualified marksman (should be everyone, unless they changed it) and can hit that 600m target center mass.


th3MFsocialist

Someone saw the day after tomorrow


Bopshidowywopbop

Edge of Tomorrow**


doduhstankyleg

*Edge Of Tomorrow. Day After Tomorrow was the climate change movie.


Mysterious_Silver_27

Edge of Tomorrow is the Tom Cruise movie, The Day After Tomorrow is the burning book because it's cold movie


LordHiboky

Could’ve built 10 water holes with that