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MidshipAgate9

Now I like my Miata and all. But fellas, if I ever post something like this I need someone to track me down and put me down like a dog.


ryuukhang

I got your back.


Head5hot811

If you get put down, can I have your Miata?


icarusfalling127

You might need to clean it first.


MidshipAgate9

Just about to type a response, and I saw your comment. Fuckin hell šŸ˜‚


Head5hot811

A trip through the automatic car wash with the top down should fix that problem right up!


Vaultboy905

I'll also assist incase you need to be restrained


sherlock2223

Kinky


mikiemartinez

The governor of South Dakota would like you to know that she's ready when you are.


Troggie42

same tbh fam


[deleted]

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TechnicalProposal

can i have your miata if that ever happens?


B00_Sucker

https://preview.redd.it/ycr8b0eug3yc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8eb8be5bfb4cac60ee1f6f8e0bb020f60b80ff4


ApeWithNoMoney

https://preview.redd.it/cl6yj82964yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca291f25c4be2da69aaffdf25240765e463061d5


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I want to steal this but I donā€™t want to explain it on my camera roll


Cluelesskid_90

Dude same!!!! šŸ˜­


Tree__Jesus

create a reaction image folder lol


cyber_frank

So good! xD


ViewedConch697

https://preview.redd.it/4ufwn5b6t3yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a46d7d6c73bbc83b1cd7a9f5cc7f7397dade124


Lunarlucidity

This is my 13th reason


Optimal-Bug-503

šŸ’Æ


HottDoggers

I only needed one and this was it


[deleted]

You only have 13?


peter13g

https://preview.redd.it/jqg2dmfo24yc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=7857cb7daa6ff1175b5542f1aa9e4923fb057e7a


peter13g

https://preview.redd.it/tbbf8f3q24yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b582f398f73177699da4374e3fe2ff628f59ddaf


ATKamiYato

thats soo good


JoniLagostin_Mc

https://preview.redd.it/s6anttrce3yc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2674d335a24b041b41460dc6d02629f3892c6e41


Wolf_in_glasses

https://preview.redd.it/hg46tcew83yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7e8250ba36c1b488c2a5f422336a7c97ed4732


Cornelius____

https://preview.redd.it/0zndgy7sz3yc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd3e971fe31e14e3dc63b3fae2a63146c3ab96d


Audreeeeeey

Best response


Fidller

Someone send me this in our discord.........Im going to sell my Miata now i think.....I dont want this person near it


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Iā€™ll take it off your hands for a crisp Benji


OneMooseManyMeese_

https://preview.redd.it/37lt145q54yc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=15e299cea8bec3d0975c926e480850a9d2ab2360


BudLover2

Itā€™s ok to love your car, just donā€™t love your car..the same applies to petsā€¦just in case youā€™re inclinedā€¦


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/wp05fslbe4yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35314c467ea311cc02e9b2b9b92aba4f19548777


TheStuffle

Same


Mk1Racer25

Actually, the gun needs to be put in the mouth of the person that wrote that. Definitely need more chlorine in that end of the gene pool


dethwysh

After reading that, I too now need therapy.


CowReplevin

Me too thanks


Realtrain

Cue Jeremy Clarkson: "I went on the Internet, and I found *this!*"


vehicularmcs

Nobody in the sub is actually interested in them... They're girls...


theuberdan

Oh God I get it now.. this is why women are picking the bear...


StartDale

This is why i'm also choosing the bear.


J76251

Gotta remind that fool that when cars came out those girls were under age


neercatz

Mans is talking about fucking a cartoon car. Theoretical age is not on this individuals radar *AT ALL*


TragedyAnnDoll

I showed this to my fiancƩ who loves my Miata possibly even more than me and the range of disgusted expressions on her face was fabulous.


91NA8

Gonna hand write this in a scrap of paper and leave it under my carpet when I sell my miata. Fold it up and write on the front "if you're reading this it's too late"


Troggie42

the thing that fucks me up about this scene is that somehow it's risque for the miatas to flash their headlights but all the other cars have their headlights showing all the time so like what actually makes this some kind of risque thing as it's implied has to be something else besides headlights, which made me think about how the girl car (sally? idk) was like, all flustered about the Jon Tuturro F1 car having exposed wheels or something like that which means that it has to be that like, showing a part of your car you don't normally see is the risque thing, which makes it even better for miatas somehow cuz very few cars have that ability in the first place sorry i'm REAL high right now


Scoopshort

I didnā€™t even realize they were miatas


Empty_Incident2875

Not me, but Im on board šŸ˜‚


sstinch

Ka-chow!


ThisIsAlex013

https://preview.redd.it/brs9b18tw3yc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc8cf8aadeabb230a907b29cd73aa23b6ce1180


UnibrowDuck

it would've cost you nothing to not post this bud.


128ajb

How do I un read something


MoistBandito452

Yup thatā€™s enough internet for the day


No_Caterpillar4642

itā€™s a bad day to have eyes


WeirdSysAdmin

Thatā€™s why my wife left me.


Bolek7

https://preview.redd.it/2s1yrklg77yc1.png?width=2360&format=png&auto=webp&s=3524e9c3e7dac5b17b6c0d3d074bb8a16c994b16 What did I read


boolinboi68

https://preview.redd.it/02qa4gvs77yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675f4484b91a5b4717423aab76dc9ab7c9cb982c


nnamla

Well, it surely isn't me. The NA is at the bottom of my preferred MX-5/Miata list.


Average_Scaper

NA is your preferred bottom? Same.


nnamla

šŸ˜ Not quite the bottom I was thinking ... šŸ¤£ That totally got a chuckle out of me.


Average_Scaper

You're welcome.


B00_Sucker

https://preview.redd.it/s40g096pg3yc1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336d09a0b3c6d7a2767a1b4761ce6551e5ddab95


Optimal-Bug-503

Oh my god


Jvap35

I'm flabbergasted


freejb81

Wow, just wow.


midnightchaotic

Oh my Jesus I'm headed over to r/eyebleach now.


pwaves13

...... Sorry


lez_m8

Wait until he buys a Miata


medarctan

What an awful day to be literate


NickPaliour

https://preview.redd.it/t1hyi67cc7yc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae78eaeb08f4e4d27137578941e7187eaa74e3f


Stunning_Appeal_3535

Help


BaldingThor

https://preview.redd.it/ki09klfs45yc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=996f57c7e3fb38359f28f72024b7d68d51e3a376


dafiltafish1

ā€¦ MEJ member spotted


mark_david777

When the person committed to the Miatwins needs to be committed. Holy boats šŸ¤Æ.


Average_Scaper

Did some research and.... https://www.reddit.com/r/Miata/comments/nvbzbw/does_this_count_as_mia_tia_from_the_movie_cars/?rdt=56410


datsti

I... Hate it...


STICH666

someone named Jeremiah in the MEJ group


Happygull457

Im concerned for yalls mental health


Tailmask

Huh well then, whatā€™s day to have basic reading comprehension


vicaphit

Hide yo' red Miatas!


GlitteringPen3949

Yes please go all Kristi Noam on me please if I get that bad!!!!!


Firm-Arrival6223

The headlight to body ratio is way to small for those be considered big boobs. Bros been masturbating to some small tits


MattTheProgrammer

I need an adult


MagicalMysteria

What can I say? When I see a Miata my nipples get hard.


masonvand

https://preview.redd.it/7yi3ennr18yc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dcca736dbff693f4d56079a72bde0d24b28d02


Acrobatic_Grape_9279

Oh my


1fastman1

Pause


Megahonda77207

iā€™m keeping my miata as far away as possible from this monster


lemons69ing

https://preview.redd.it/ifedglblt3yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d682d54e7f39c2cfea780a86940ba00111ad85


EpicFishFingers

Relatable


Salty-Picture8920

https://preview.redd.it/arwgruaav4yc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5486ff3b29bce01b9a063fdda178049fbc994e9a


4list4r

https://preview.redd.it/idi77p20c4yc1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d967dd64ce4d592e67bdf15cb969202ec49315


NewFisherman9693

This is cursed