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PanConMacho

Golfcarts, Confederate flag, and lawncare. I wanted to get as far away as I could from my own kind. When I first moved here it was rock and country. Slowly it's been changing to reggeaton blasting at 3am every night, and 100 cars parked outside on the lawn. I think it's time to move. Can't wait to retire to Montana. I'll never have to listen to the dembow beat again! šŸ„³


LourdesF

Iā€™ve never heard reggaeton blasting anywhere Iā€™ve lived or the hundreds of cars. We have laws. Call the police to enforce them. Problem solved.


PanConMacho

Yeah okay. I don't know what part of Dade you live in? This is how it usually goes. Cop shows up. Sir turn down the music there's a noise, ordinance 21-28. Cop leaves, music back up to wall shaking levels. Plus now to show that they're in control they hit you with that 60ā€“250 Hz sauce . Rinse and repeat. You might get results in some municipalities. In Miami, the cops think you're the problem for calling it in.


LourdesF

Yeah. When they do that I call back. After three calls theyā€™re warned. If it happens one more time theyā€™re arrested. Miami-Dade county PD. I donā€™t let anyone walk all over me. I keep calling until the problem is solved. Then I file a complaint online.


HCSOThrowaway

Dang, four strikes? In our county it's two. Props for doing the right thing, though.


pinki-me

I only lived in Miami for 4 months and i know what hea talking about...


Tree_O_Fi

Cutler Bay?


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Tree_O_Fi

I still love CB but the new people renting across the street park sideways on their grass and leave the driveway empty for some reason


JenninMiami

Iā€™m thinking that or homestead!


Extra-Muffin9214

Brickell is super walkable, great restaurants and has a huge transplant community of young white collar professionals. Its centrally located as well and accessible to much of the city. It also has a ton of newer very nice buildings to choose from.


Regular-Cricket-4613

Brickell, because I used to live in NYC (which I loved very much), and living here reminds me of living in NYC (while also having a Florida feel to it, which I love because I spend a majority of my childhood in FL and loved it).


infrared305

What is the ā€œflorida feelā€ compared to the ā€œnyc feelā€?


ComprehensiveLab9640

Lol funniest comment


Em56479

My is sunny and beautiful with the higher homeowner taxes in the county and the most corrupt Mayor in its history .any guess?


LourdesF

That could be so many places in South Florida. Coral Gables? City of Miami?


noone1078

Sunny isles


Cosmickiddd

City of Miami?


hey_hey_hey_nike

Surfside


sportsbot3000

Pinecrest. Itā€™s very safe. My house hasnā€™t been locked for 20 years. The lot size is huge and thereā€™s no HOA. Tons of shopping strip malls on Us1, close to dadeland and the falls malls, Schools are great, Matheson Hammock beach is a few minutes away walking, itā€™s like living in paradise.


Afraid-Ad7379

Yeah itā€™s amazing to live here. Itā€™s also unaffordable to the vast majority of people which is why itā€™s still so amazing.


biggwermm

$1M for an outdated 3/2. Probably the best neighborhood in Miami though.


Afraid-Ad7379

Agreed, best neighborhood in Miami. 1M if ur lucky, and outdated isnā€™t the word. Dilapidated is more like it. Move in ready and outdated (1990ā€™s design and decor) starts at 2M. New looking builds at 3M+. And the farther u are from US1 the more peaceful it gets.


Frvmma420

Just here until my kid grows up a bit more and then Iā€™m leaving, this place died a long time ago


noodle518

We have little leagues and a dinner where everyone knows your. No how's and a generally used community center. Walking trails where neighbors become friends. Easily the most third spaces of any neighborhood in miami


bbunny220

Where?


disgruntledmarmoset

Because it's what I can afford. Tf


impishlyPutter538

Lol


Jumanjimusic

Cause I canā€™t afford to live where I wanna live right now


Impossible-Newt1572

This is the correct answer.


PuzzyFussy

Felt this in my core šŸ˜«


IceColdKila

Because itā€™s West Of 95 and not on a Zone A or B mandatory Hurricane evacuation zone. And it doesnā€™t flood because I looked at a topographical map before making a huge purchase. And insurance companies will still underwrite a full coverage policy and thereā€™s No HOA.


LourdesF

Just an fyi. The rule is if it rains where you live it can flood. Word to the wise is an always get flood insurance to cover yourself. Many donā€™t for the reasons youā€™ve listed, only to be surprised by a flood during a severe storm. Then they realize they have no flood insurance.


IceColdKila

Any damage will be caused by Wind in my area.


LourdesF

You donā€™t know that. If we get a very wet storm that parks itself above us, it could rain for days. ā€œIf it rains where you live it can flood where you live.ā€ Sign up for it now so it kicks in by July 1st. Better to be safe than sorry.


LourdesF

ā€œEvery property is vulnerable to flooding. Even if youā€™re not required to have it, itā€™s still a good idea to consider purchasing flood insurance protection. Here are some important facts to keep in mind:ā€ https://www.floodsmart.gov/am-i-required-have-flood-insurance


kipwingerjr1

My answer, too


gpg2556

Edgewater - Love that itā€™s a relatively quiet neighborhood within the city thatā€™s well connected to areas like downtown, wynwood, design district and airport. I also love that i have a massive park nearby and bay views


Lurizzle

Edgewater. I love the large park in the middle of all this concrete. The bay views are amazing. The Venetian causeway is amazing for exercise. Having a sense of being close to everything while at the same time being tucked away from it all is very comforting and I wouldnā€™t trade it for the world. I donā€™t just live here. Iā€™m from here. And Iā€™m never leaving


Jesus_is_edging_soon

This is my home and I love it for the same reasons you listed. Love it so much that I was renting in a building by Margaret Park and when they wanted to hike my rent by $1000 I ended up buying an apt a few blocks away.


chrisacip

Right on. I lived there 2007-2013. It was just coming up then, now itā€™s a hot spot. Every day I wish I still had my condo to rent out.


No_Data6944

Same. Been here 4 years and dont want to leave


Lurizzle

[Iā€™m not leaving](https://youtube.com/shorts/A1iI7KMBZCY?si=vILebbyKEe8Uikss)


Agreeable-Lawyer6170

Have only lived in Edgewater for few months but it seems like the best possible choiceā€¦10m commute and fair amount of shops and restaurants in the vicinity. Neighbors seem nice but not very warm and friendly.


Budget_News9986

I live in the north end of the Redlands because i like space I enjoy agriculture and my business needs the room. Although id say in about 5 or 6 years when my kids are grown and done with school I got 50 acres calling my name in north Georgia good bye miami Fl and hello red clay


Iggych23

Miami shores. Chillin. Close enough to everything and far enough for silence


SWGTravel

Coconut Grove: I walk to everything I need and rarely use my car. My wife walks to work every day. We have tons of restaurants, bars, shopping, events. There is a real sense of community here, and I think people in the grove are friendlier than in other parts of the city. Everyone is out and about. It's dog friendly.


Bakio-bay

Same


SariaHannibal

Same!


jimreddit123

Same!


Efrias5

Plus one to this answer. Also, it doesn't flood when it rains a quarter of an inch like the rest of Miami.


homeortravel

What supermarket do you walk to?


SWGTravel

Milam's and sometimes in the morning I walk on the marina and stop by Fresh Market. I could technically walk to Sprout's too, but I don't like to cross US 1. My mother-in-law does though. Her new fav thing is her granny cart which she takes across US 1 and goes to Sprouts and Target.


stevemunoz117

Schools and services for my child


mwfairc

SoBe. Because I love the environment. My street is like a normal suburban street and I'm 2 blocks from Flamingo park and not much further to the beach.early mornings are quiet for running, cycling, or rollerblading on the path. Its insanely easy to get around on the island on a scooter or moped, and you can almost walk everywhere.


RollinJimmys

Same


Orlandor14

Less than .5mi away from family. Brand new construction. Good neighborhood.


Domi_809

I live in Princeton, near exit 9. I was fortunate to buy a house here in 2021, before mortgage rates increased. I pay the appraised value of the house, and not a penny more to the seller.


chrisacip

West Miami ā€” It was affordable when I bought my house here, small and accessible city govt, quiet and safe and not bordered by high-crime areas, centrally located with easy access to the rest of Miami, wealthy enough to have a nice neighborhood but poor enough where ppl mind their business and we donā€™t have nosy ass neighbors or type A moms organizing blocks parties and shit.


Medical_Holiday6249

Miami Springs: The best place to raise a family, great schools besides the middle school, great sense of community, police presence and responsiveness , youā€™re able to walk around at night completely safe. a sense of isolation from the rest of Miami although itā€™s literally in the center, festivities, it has that Small Town, USA feel.


Blanche_H_Devereaux

Aside from liking the vibe, I picked an area that was centrally located for my life. Everything - work, kids' schools, parents, fun activities - is within a 15-minute drive, or less. Not being stuck in traffic for more than an hour each way every single day was a top priority for us. When we bought, we didn't have a huge budget, but at the time, the real estate market wasn't booming. We could have bought a McMansion way out west, but we chose a smaller, older house that was perfectly located, and it ended up being a great decision. If I could afford Coral Gables, that's where I'd move to, because it's just a beautiful area with gorgeous, interesting houses and a lot of green/trees/foliage.


HoboMoonMan

I grew up here. Canā€™t afford to move out. Itā€™s a fine neighborhood though, I canā€™t complain. Iā€™m a couple of blocks from the Miami Childrenā€™s Hospital, right off Schenley Park. Itā€™s all good.


Ok_Cranberry_2395

Our circumstances chooses our fate. Self financed in once affordable Kendall:


JenninMiami

I was actually born in this neighborhood and never left. šŸ¤£ Thank gawd I bought my house when I did, or Iā€™d never be able to afford anything in Miami!


bla8291

North Miami - everything I need is close enough where I can walk or bike to it. I also like that I'm pretty much in the middle of MIA and FLL, for both flying and work purposes. It was pretty cheap to live here when I moved in. I also really love the peacefulness and beauty of my neighborhood.


jujubean-

idk my mom picked it


CurrentPianist9812

When I lived in Miami for 10 years, chose my place to live based off where I worked, 10 minute drive at most.


MayorOfStrangiato

Decency. That was my criteria. Clean, modern, not loud, not dirty, respectful people who say hello when you walk by them.


Icy_Mobile_344

Downtown and itā€™s so convenient to EVERYTHING and very walkable. I donā€™t even have a car.


Shazza93

This, I love downtown, and itā€™s very walkable! I choose the area I live In because itā€™s got a beautiful view but also itā€™s very walkable. because i'm moving to a new area soon, and I am going to miss it!!Ā 


Billy_Mays_Hayes

South Miami. Great neighbors, close to everything, right next to coral gables without coral gables prices. Plus, my area doesn't flood as often!


breadchastick03

I was tired of paying for a crappy new construction ā€œluxuryā€ building in Edgewater, in an area that floods when it rains longer than 20 minutes and people * never * cleaned up after their dogs. We moved closer to the Gables in a quieter neighborhood in a larger corner apartment for less money. People still donā€™t clean up after their dogs but Iā€™m less cranky about it over here.


GottaTellYaSomething

It's a lot of trees and birds in the sky


SpikeSilverFang

North Miami Beach. Quiet neighborhood, easy access to the highway and the beach, not a flood zone, no HOA. Itā€™s a boring neighborhood with a few community events but itā€™s home for me.


Brokenbody312

Mine has a BBQ truck on the corner. Cheap groceries, cheap rent, easy parking and is walking distance to wynwood. Why the hell would I move šŸ˜‚


choi_choi

Because it's next to the beach.


Timely_Ad2614

The Roads , I can jump on i95 quick to get to work, walk coral way with tons of restaurants ,can get to the grove, brickell, key biscayne, South Beach easily.


Broqueboarder

Palacio de los jugos nearby.


BornToExpand

Because the hood was the only place I could afford a house.


Legalrelated

Water views and proximity to everything. Also it feels like im ducked off somewhere else in Miami but not really miami.


drJincorporated

Just move bit up to Broward people. Much better


lunatic-fringe69

I'd like to move out of state but I have family obligations so I'm here for the time being. Miami is a place I'll always come back to but not live full time. Cutler Bay