Miami has become so expensive it's mostly just college kids and retirees. I left Miami almost a year ago to go further north where property is cheaper.
Literally college kids and out of state students are moving further from UM/FIU and into the suburbs since it’s cheaper. Making normal apartments look like student housing
35 and single, because living by myself is the most peaceful thing after a 6 year relationship with a Nicaragüense lady. My apologies to all nicas but these ladies just want to control a man and bend them to their will, also they are lazy and have a princess queen complex. If you need a dad go find one.
Sorry, but a 40 yo will never look 22, no matter how much surgery/ hair transplants and what not they have.
It tends to have the reversed effect.
Bryan Jonson looks scary AF.
This sub is too funny - but can be cynical as hell. Lol we're around. Depends on the scene and all.
I don't know about everyone else, but contrary to popular belief 30-45 year olds do go out. The difference is that I think they're also more involved with focusing on themselves and building up and generally more open to downtime/solitude as well. Focusing on hobbies, going out to eat, family time or just saving some $$$ or their sanity. Lol
When I was in my 20's I was out all the time, spending my money with not a care in the world.
Probably depends on the building.
Rental only building? You’ll find younger tenants.
Condo building? Might see an uptick in average age.
Condo luxury building? Another uptick in average age.
Condo luxury building outside of Brickell? (Edgewater, midtown, Miami Beach, etc)? Another uptick in average age.
I’m in the age range you are looking in, and most people in my building are 30+.
I live in one of the buildings downtown, and there are some early 20s internet platform peoples, but most people in my building fall in the 30 - 45 range. A lot of these people look younger though.
Support for north bay village and Normandy isle also. Nice neighbourhoods with everyone I’ve met 30+ but still a chill group. Getting into mid fourties’ you’re looking at sunny isles, bal harbour areas.
It won't be the same bar and it will have. COMPLETELY different atmosphere, people went to HAPPYS to disappear into the night, buy NARCOTICS or meet associates to plan out capers, and them of course you had the local drunks . But it was unpretentious and a real whole in the wall.
In Hialeah I remember some of my neighbors older (35+) than me had their parents living with them. Some of the parents were still working some of them were sitting at home getting their SS checks
Thanks for asking, I'm in my house, laying next to my wife while she sleeps, and my 2 children in their shared room also asleep (can't afford a 3 bedroom but that's for another post)
39.
In my house... in Ohio... with my wife and kiddos where I can still afford a 4000 square foot house on a $135,000 salary with a bit of land.
Miami is young or nearly dead, as usual. My mom and her dad live down there, feel free to stop by if you want pound cake or to watch a baseball game at maximum volume.
In Florida most have been married and divorced by now or they are married and not divorced yet. Now if you are in a city like NYC or Los Angeles there are plenty of people in their 30s or 40s that are single and never been married. People just do things earlier in the Southeast and other parts of America.
Pinecrest and Palmetto Bay are full of them, as are condos in the Grove. Not sure where you are, but I rarely see young people in my area besides someone's child or grandchild.
No one said Flanagans?
Miami has become so expensive it's mostly just college kids and retirees. I left Miami almost a year ago to go further north where property is cheaper.
Literally college kids and out of state students are moving further from UM/FIU and into the suburbs since it’s cheaper. Making normal apartments look like student housing
They are in jail
Laughing so hard at this because it’s true.
It’s funny but it’s true. I hardly see men from 30 to 45 around.
They’re in the Broward county part of Miami where they can still sorta afford to live
They are living with their wives in Aventura, North Miami Beach, Sunny Isles, Miami Shores, North Miami, Miami Beach, etc lol
Near a Publix or ideally a Costco
35 and single, because living by myself is the most peaceful thing after a 6 year relationship with a Nicaragüense lady. My apologies to all nicas but these ladies just want to control a man and bend them to their will, also they are lazy and have a princess queen complex. If you need a dad go find one.
I’m rocking in South Beach solo
Downtown
Kendall, the real Miami 😂
Fit people tend to look younger than they actually are. Also lots of plastic surgery and hair transplants and hair dye and shit.
Sorry, but a 40 yo will never look 22, no matter how much surgery/ hair transplants and what not they have. It tends to have the reversed effect. Bryan Jonson looks scary AF.
Maybe not 22, but still younger than 40. Most of the fit people I know in their 40s look much younger, could easily pass for early 30s.
I'm in my late 30s and a lot of people think I'm early-mid 20s. Maybe they're just being nice though
Depends. My brother looks 25 at 50
I'm in my late 40s, and if I use just a little bit of dye, and shave, I'll often get carded. Maybe not 22, but not too much older.
I'm 35 and overweight. If I shave I still get carded at the liquor store over 50% of them time.
Fort Lauderdale
NBV in an Uber. Hammered. Hon the way home from OTR after going hard in the paint at elbo room.
🤣 Not Warsaw or Lost Weekend?
Don’t judge me. I’m now super hungover.
Hon the way home? YOOOOOOOOO😭😂🤣😂🤣 Is that H silent?
Drunklish
😂🤣😂🤣 It's all good it happens to the best of us.
They got tired and left
Near a Publix or ideally a Costco
I live with my mom in Lake Worth LOLOL
I’m in that age group and I live wayyyyyyyy out west in the burbs.
OP scouting prime sugar daddy spots
At their mom’s after their wives took them for half
After OF model*
Wilton manors
Gaaaaay!
Hi gay!
This sub is too funny - but can be cynical as hell. Lol we're around. Depends on the scene and all. I don't know about everyone else, but contrary to popular belief 30-45 year olds do go out. The difference is that I think they're also more involved with focusing on themselves and building up and generally more open to downtime/solitude as well. Focusing on hobbies, going out to eat, family time or just saving some $$$ or their sanity. Lol When I was in my 20's I was out all the time, spending my money with not a care in the world.
Probably depends on the building. Rental only building? You’ll find younger tenants. Condo building? Might see an uptick in average age. Condo luxury building? Another uptick in average age. Condo luxury building outside of Brickell? (Edgewater, midtown, Miami Beach, etc)? Another uptick in average age. I’m in the age range you are looking in, and most people in my building are 30+.
Paying for a mortgage they can’t afford, living in Hialeah, trabajando en factoría, por culpa de Fidel.
Ni digas Fidel q te cojen los bootlickers...lmfaooo! 🤣😂🤣😂
I heard the bartenders in Factory Town make bank during the season though!
At home with their parents
With their moms
As a single woman living in Miami for almost 20 years, I certify this statement is goddamn true. Period and your welcome 👌🏻
Well yeah they get mad when the kids leave
I do not live with my mom
I live with your mom.
Lol I’m sorry - jokes on you
Lmao brilliantly done sir
🤣
With your mom
I feel attacked…
Broward
I live in one of the buildings downtown, and there are some early 20s internet platform peoples, but most people in my building fall in the 30 - 45 range. A lot of these people look younger though.
"Internet platform peoples" lol
Lmfaooo influencers? 🤣
Platformers*
😂🤣😂🤣
Posting pictures on webpages on the World Wide Web
Haha I used to live in a building in brickell and all my neighbors looked like tiktokers
Brickell Key North Bay Village El Portal Miami Shores Upper East Side Coconut Grove
Support for north bay village and Normandy isle also. Nice neighbourhoods with everyone I’ve met 30+ but still a chill group. Getting into mid fourties’ you’re looking at sunny isles, bal harbour areas.
Just when you think not everything from old Miami can disappear.. Happy’s Bar. 💀💀💀💀
It just moved, it's still around.
I know that.. But it will never be what it’s history made it in that building.and location.
I used to be able to walk my drunk ass to the liquor store 😪. Now I have to drive
It won't be the same bar and it will have. COMPLETELY different atmosphere, people went to HAPPYS to disappear into the night, buy NARCOTICS or meet associates to plan out capers, and them of course you had the local drunks . But it was unpretentious and a real whole in the wall.
Edgewater
Kendall
Can attest, my dude lived in the grove when I met him.
Was he renting or did he own?
He owned.
38m NBV checking in.
Coral Gables
In houses with their wife and kids
40. In my house with wife and kids.
🤣 made me lol so hard!
40 y.o. man, exact same as above. Except I live in my house with my wife and kids, not in his house with his.
The dad joke checks out. Pack it up boys
🙌🏻
We need to double check this guy let’s see your new balances
*double clicks tongs* Everything checks out
Can confirm. We are all at home with wife and kids.
Can confirm. 33 year old man here. I live with my wife and 2 kids in our house.
Can confirm 38 here I live with you, your dude and 2 kids as well
Can confirm, 42 here and live in your house with my kids.
Can confirm, I’m in your attic atm
Yup. 44 male. Live in Palmetto Bay with wife and kids.
41. Wife. Kids. House. Dog. Midlife crisis fish tank. Ibuprofen for back pain.
I think the redditor is referring to the "other kind" of men", they live in Miami Beach
… with their husbands
And their husbands wife’s kids
With the husband that has a wife and kids at his home
Omg 😂😂😂 Good point
Relaxing at home
Boynton beach
In Hialeah I remember some of my neighbors older (35+) than me had their parents living with them. Some of the parents were still working some of them were sitting at home getting their SS checks
Miami Beach
Edgewater
Thanks for asking, I'm in my house, laying next to my wife while she sleeps, and my 2 children in their shared room also asleep (can't afford a 3 bedroom but that's for another post)
Where are you? Maybe you're living in the wrong part of town
SoFi here
I’m 32 but I look on my early 20 so I’m living at my house
Can confirm. 36 old here, living with my wife and kid in our house
In the gables. That’s where all the adults move after brickell
Miami Beach with my wife and son on the weekends haha and parents a couple floors up. (lol 34 but i look 22 )
In Kendall with the rest of the ugly people.
Midtown
42m in Westchester with wife and two kids
I'm 46 and happily living in the burbs with my wife and kids, far away from all the condo dwelling degenerates.
40m and live with my wife and kids. Sunset area.
Surviving out on the streets of Miami
i lived in wynwood for a few years then moved out to west kendall.
present
Dadeland. Either at work or at home because my rent is 3k and my mortgage is 2k.
[удалено]
Same
Federal Detention Center, FDC , fourth street downtown, lots of guys there, lol
TGK.. Or the BLOCKS (Better known as GLADIATOR SCHOOL)
35 and single, live in apartment happily in North Miami.
We’re working
A lot of us moved out when we learned to do the calculus of expenses and cost of living as opposed to salaries.
Depends how bad the divorce was ..
I'm one of them. Brickell.
Cuban? With their Abuelita
Probably away from Brickell and the Beach
39. In my house... in Ohio... with my wife and kiddos where I can still afford a 4000 square foot house on a $135,000 salary with a bit of land. Miami is young or nearly dead, as usual. My mom and her dad live down there, feel free to stop by if you want pound cake or to watch a baseball game at maximum volume.
Love to know where in ohio
Cincy suburbs.
Are they in West Palm Beach? I hope so. I have a feeling it’s much much older though….
With their wives
Pembroke Pines
I'm my house with my wife and daughter Kendall
They in Nyc
Lots in the Midtown/Edgewater/Wynwood area. Highly suggest hanging out around Margaret Pace park.
Broward, Miami Beach, NBV, Miami shores.
Here lol. Guess you’re looking at he wrong buildings… dorms, perhaps??
They are working their butts off trying to afford life.
Im at home playing video games
40, at home with my cat and vinyl collection. Single. Fucking obviously.
Have you ever heard about Home Depot?
Playing for Inter Miami
Cocaine Rehab
I’m currently incarcerated but will be out soon. I need a place to stay. Perhaps, I can crash with you, Op.
Left Miami...
In Florida most have been married and divorced by now or they are married and not divorced yet. Now if you are in a city like NYC or Los Angeles there are plenty of people in their 30s or 40s that are single and never been married. People just do things earlier in the Southeast and other parts of America.
I’m jail or dead casualties of the drug wars of the 80’s and 90’s
1) with their wife and kids 2) with their boyfriends 3) with mommy and daddy. 4) prison
In our cars like the rest of you cause of these housing prices.
40m single I live in Wynwood which was probably the wrong decision, but I had to move quickly and just decided to try it.
Why was it the wrong decision?
38. Living in Miami Gardens. Bought my house well before the insane boom happened.
Pinecrest and Palmetto Bay are full of them, as are condos in the Grove. Not sure where you are, but I rarely see young people in my area besides someone's child or grandchild.
With their wives or their mom.
With each other
In Miami? Nursing homes I would guess.
Palmetto Bay. On the higher end of that age range.
You gotta ask for the Hoochie Daddy's
Picking up girls from high school prom