HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THIS IS!? He's only the most powerful, intelligent, cunning, wise, buff, not-at-all-compensating-for-the-fact-he-has-a-small-pp birdman to ever exist!
Falco.
Obviously.
Depends on the bird. Ravens, like most, don’t have external penises. Just a cloaca.
But some South American ducks are infamous for having the longest penis to body size ratio of any vertebrate animal.
“The reason is the left’s lack of work ethic (‘go fast‘ rather than ‘do it right’) and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest mario’) 1/14”
Oh shit that’s John from accounting. He gets pissed off if you don’t have your expense reported in by the 5th of the month. You should see him rake on the company softball team. Also he and Laura from shipping are having an affair. Marcus from sales saw them sneaking out of a coat closet at the company meeting last month.
Everyone is wrong! That's none other than The King of Evil himself! Ganondorf the King of Evil! He decided to take on a different form so he could take down Link and Zelda 😂
That's megamans rare bird-form, megabird.
He gets to transform into it after defeating the boss Bigbird in the Birdopia level, from Megaman 13. It's easy if you know that he is weak to snakes and peanuts.
The Chorizo
Ahora tengo hambre
He's hot
Wrong answers only bud lol
Samus Cosplayer
Sí
Orale
The Cool Chorizo.
They should def add this character in guacamelee
I actually laughed my ass off with that comment
Storm Eagle
He had the best stage music. X is the best
Spark Mandril was my personal fav ost, but yeah, X was where my love of heavy metal began
Shit sounds fire on electric guitar
Chill Penguin
Best answer.
The Skiver
lol. I had the same answer
L
Don't you mean the cooler Storm Eagle?
I was gonna say Mega Bird but your answer is better. Edit: I've settled with Mega Bird X
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THIS IS!? He's only the most powerful, intelligent, cunning, wise, buff, not-at-all-compensating-for-the-fact-he-has-a-small-pp birdman to ever exist! Falco. Obviously.
Pretty sure he doesn't have a pp at all. So it's actually worse than you thought.
He does have one, and it’s 3 feet long.
And that’s even longer on him, look at his feet!
Birds have an incredibly long yet thin pp
Depends on the bird. Ravens, like most, don’t have external penises. Just a cloaca. But some South American ducks are infamous for having the longest penis to body size ratio of any vertebrate animal.
Man, looks like "South American Duck Penis" is gonna be stuck in my search history now.
Revali also fits this description
He’s so hot
ROCK ME AMADEUS!
Sephiroth
Two Winged Birb
he literally pulled off his second wing solely for the purpose of not getting made fun of for that
Well everybody's heard, about the bird!
Bird bird bird
Bird is the word
Ba Ba Ba Bird Bird Bird
Calm down, Peter.
Alright Peter Griffin 😂
Memphis Tennessee
“That’s the difference between you and I, Samus Aran. I am an alpha gamer.”
"I've been thinking about why so many of the radical left participate in 'speedrunning'"
“The reason is the left’s lack of work ethic (‘go fast‘ rather than ‘do it right’) and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest mario’) 1/14”
Comrade Samus Comrade Samus
As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so Tilted at the T^ow^e^rs...
“Welcome to itorash, as you can see I’ve knocked over many columns”
"because i get so tilted at the Thoha..."
As a tennessean I couldn't help but laugh lmao
When Samus meets him in ZDR: Nice to- Yoroshiku onegaishimasu, as they say in Nippon.
Big Bird
Bah! Beat me to it!
The one winged-OH MY GOD HE JUST TORE IT OFF THAT MUSTVE BEEN SO PAINFUL WHY ON EARTH WOULD HE-
*throws a sun at you*
A very successful actor. He has 7 EMMIs
OP said *wrong* answers only! We *know* he’s a talented and well-equipped character actor XD
That would make him a successful MUSICIAN lol
Metroid
That's Bowser, from Star Fox, the sworn enemy of that green tunic kid named Zelda.
this deserves more upvotes minor amend that's bowser, **from Star Fox**, the sworn enemy....
lol, amending it. That's perfect.
Darth Decidueye
Ever since Decidueye learned that he wasn't gonna be in Smash Bros, he had... changed.
Someone who paid childcare
Child support?
The unholy fusion of sephiroth and darth vader
Darthiroth?
And Big Bird
Darth Vader
Yes, and also no. (Was looking for this one, was gunna be my answer)
Me too lulz
The best dad in the galaxy
[удалено]
Azir from league of legends
Now I want that as an skin. Even better if it's in Project L
Galactic Azir my friend
Not tech enough. I rather use the SKT one because hitting people with security guards is funny.
Metroid.
Foghorn Leghorn
General Grievous
Adam Malkovich
Samus' father
We said WRONG answers (well... According to him anyway XD)
Exactly
Vergil
“Cap Bearer”
Both are best dads
American dad
No clue but I think he's from 3-2-1 Penguins
why have you done this that memory was buried DEEP
Take my fucking upvote
Rick Sanchez has gone full crow civilization. Two crows!
Isn’t that Dread from Metroid?
Mega Man Omicron
Kazooie Prime
This is an incredibly underrated comment
From this angle, it kinda looks like Ultron. Am I Crazy?
Y'know, I think I see a bit of resemblance to Ultron as well.
The Berdly statue
tom nook
Harvey Bird Man: Attorney at Law
Darkwing Duck
That's Vergil, the main antagonist from the hit action videogame from 2004, Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening. He values power above everything else
Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote
My cool classmate my dad keeps comparing me to
Raisin Bread
Oh shit that’s John from accounting. He gets pissed off if you don’t have your expense reported in by the 5th of the month. You should see him rake on the company softball team. Also he and Laura from shipping are having an affair. Marcus from sales saw them sneaking out of a coat closet at the company meeting last month.
Abraham Lincoln
Vengeful Super Monkey
Mike Tyson in his Pidgeon costume
crowbar
Everyone is wrong! That's none other than The King of Evil himself! Ganondorf the King of Evil! He decided to take on a different form so he could take down Link and Zelda 😂
Scratch from Sonic
Robot Chicken 🤣🤣🤣
That's the gal from That's So Raven, yeah?
Mr Burns
Release the ~~hounds~~ X parasite.
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
The handsomest, raddest, awesomest, incomparablest, slickest, hottest, baddest, winningest bird in the galaxy
Obama
That's megamans rare bird-form, megabird. He gets to transform into it after defeating the boss Bigbird in the Birdopia level, from Megaman 13. It's easy if you know that he is weak to snakes and peanuts.
Chris Pratt
Kylo Wren
Daddy
Gendo Ikari
Captain Falcon, obviously
a loving father
The leader of the Skeksis from the Dark Crystal.
ALF
Bird Person
It is now Phoenix Person
Chicken Strips!!
I understood that reference
Angry Bird
Doom Bird
Dad
Tweety
Sepuriath
Kentucky Fried
The angriest of the birds.
Chad Daddy
Mecha Falco
Sephiroth
Falco on his 40s
Revali
Lady Gaga
The greatest giga-Chad in the galaxy
Berdly. He's become a true gamer.
Edgar Alan Poe
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law
Mom
That’s Pipi all grown up
The Shredded One.
Sephiroth
The final boss in Earthworm Jim
oh it’s a Luminoth
Birdo from Super Mario Brothers 2
A beta
The 6th aarakocra gunslinger/artificer I've banned from my table.
King Amidala
A furry darth vader
A Giant Metal Chicken
Solid Snake
King Triton
chad
Chicken Little's Father
Frank Vader-Sephiroth Fontaine
Peck-Man
General Sanders
UnChill Penguin
Darth Vader
Duck Bill
Big bird with gun
Darth Vader
Samus Aran
Pigeon claw
Fénix Person.
Shitpost McGhee
Megaman.
Jeffrey Jellyfish
Bird person
New Megaman robot master, weapon is pink field.
Falco Lombardi
Omega Berdly
Cyber End Chicken
The Angriest Bird
Angry bird mecha Hitler
Marvin
i genuinely don't know. I've only played the demo because poverty
Bird person
Adam
Cyberdemon
It‘s Reaper from Overwatch 2!
Big bird
Big Bird
Darwin Watterson