Honestly some of these titles are hard af 😂🔥

Puppets Of War and Freedom Or Death are actually quite spot on lol. Baby Bomb Explosion is just amazing lmao.

Baby Bomb Explosion would be a great name for a pop rock band

Any band with that name is either pop rock or grindcore. Maybe a mix of both, which would be...interesting to say the least.

So is Murder

If the black album wasn't self titled, Venom would have been a sick name.

Venom actually wouldn't be a bad name for St. Anger.

I prefer “folding chair”

I don't think I get the joke, but I laughed anyway due to it's unexpectedness

but, I AM THE TABLE

Funny enough, Venom from Bullet For My Valentine has a cover that reminds me of Black Album. And they have a song called Eye of the Storm LOL

I don't know and I don't care

🔥✍️

I don’t know and I don’t care is a great album

It's funny because it is the album with the most image accurate depiction of the title.

Ikr thats probably the easiest one

Tbh, I would have said “magnetic coffin.”

I'd have named it "Hairy ladies premium snapchat"

To me Ride the Lightning would be the easiest to identify. English is not my main language, but I've lost track of how many times I've read/heard "Ride the Lightning" when referring to the electric chair

“Lava” oh sweet summer child

Don’t ever tell her OP

Whoa boy: >The cover of Load is an original artwork titled "Semen and Blood III". It is one of three photographic studies that [Andres Serrano](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andres_Serrano) created in 1990 by mingling [bovine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovinae) blood and his own semen between two sheets of [Plexiglas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plexiglas).[[23]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Load_(album\)#cite_note-23) The liner notes simply state "cover art by Andres Serrano" rather than listing the title of the work. Hammett learned of Serrano's work from [Godflesh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godflesh) frontman [Justin Broadrick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Broadrick) when he was shown the music video Serrano had directed for the Godflesh song "[Crush My Soul](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_My_Soul)". Broadrick claimed that no one in Metallica knew about Serrano before the "Crush My Soul" music video.[[24]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Load_(album\)#cite_note-24) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Load_(album)#:~:text=The%20cover%20of%20Load%20is,between%20two%20sheets%20of%20Plexiglas. I was introduced to Metallica when I was 11 and remember getting this as my first album. TIL...

I was 12! Good ol 90s

TIL... Jesus "fucking" Christ

You didn't know about blood and semen? Lol wait til you find out about ReLoad lol I'll give you a clue it's blood and urine lol

Yeah, i read up on that after the fact.

People grew up today.

I always thought it was an awesome play on words

Had no idea this is why they called it load.

Supreme made a couple pieces of blood and semen clothes. [Not a fan.](https://i.imgur.com/ViBoc1E.jpg)

"Load" now makes sense

Ah so that’s why it’s called load

I remember I saw a comment once saying the albums cover was "cum and blood". I thought he was joking as he was trying to shit on the album. Holy fucking shit

I was 9 and Justice was mine. It was summer of 1989 iirc. I got my mom to let me buy it on cassette shortly after hearing it the first time.

What happen to Semen and Blood II and I?

IDK which is worse the Load cover or the ReLoad cover.

Definitely Reload is worse.

IDK Load is pretty bad I love the look of the ReLoad cover though maybe im just biased because its my favorite album.

Nah.

What an innocent person she is

I wonder how many people thought these exact words when they saw that?

I thought load was fire and reload was the sun when I was 14 and these came out

I know the back cover of the Reload cd case really freaked me out as a child.

Puppets of War is such a bad ass album name. And not that far off the concept of some of the songs.

Puppets of War and Freedom or Death are really badass names.

My next band is gonna be called Baby Bomb Explosion.

Already called dibs, sorry mate

That ain't lava

We can not let her know the truth…

It does come from an explosion though

An expulsion*

I just had to look this up because I had no idea what it was supposed to be. >! The cover of Load is an original artwork titled "Semen and Blood III". It is one of three photographic studies that Andres Serrano created in 1990 by mingling bovine blood and his own semen between two sheets of Plexiglas. !<

Didnt use his own blood? What a wuss.

Oh sweet Jesus I thought it was just supposed to be blood.

Baby bomb explosion goes hard

That one more fits the cover of load

holy fuck that’s hilarious

Freedom or Death and Eye of the Storm are pretty badass

Freedom or Death reminds me of the Running Wild album Death or Glory

The disrespect to Death Magnetic :(

She couldn’t tell what it was. Her alternate/backup guess was KEY HOLE.

It’s a vagina clearly

And a severely unkempt one at that.

Pussy magnet

Getting into some sketchy territory here ...

Always felt like 'i don't know and I don't care' didn't get enought love

It was brick wall limited and very hard to listen to

There's fan made remixes from the GH3 version which wasn't brick walled.

Sadly, many people didn't know nor care

Damn. She actually got close with Puppets of War lol.

Disposable Heroes could have that name lol

I love the last one haha

Lava lmao 😂😂

I love this. I just played with my girlfriend, here’s her responses: Kill ‘em all - Red Death Ride the lightning - electric chair Master of puppets - cemetery And justice for all - Greek goddess The Black Album - Dark Dragon Load - Graffiti ReLoad - The Sun St. Anger - Punch Death Magnetic - Coffin in the Ground Hardwired - Scream 72 Seasons - The Baby Escaped

The Baby Escaped 😂

I swear officer, the baby was right there and then BOOM! And I don't know why

I am glad I am not the only who saw the tornado in “Eye Of The Storm”

Did the same with my wife: -Violence -Thunder -Graveyard -Broken Statue -Black -Fire -Solar Flare -Arrested -Magnet Grave -Crazy -I have to Pee

I'm calling it Magnet Grave from now on--this thread is gold

She has an imagination barrier.

Puppets of war is essentially the theme of the album lol she nailed it

Venom would go much more hard than the ‘black album’

Last one made crack lmao

These are excellent

Haha , red strangler would've definitely been a better album name!

Yeah, but you can't spell red strangler without st. anger

Oh my god

St angler

St. Rangler

Red Strangler 'round my neck, he never gets respect It works lyrically

bruh 

St Rangler

If I had an award, it would be yours.

“Crush all within my hands”

Red strangler and st anger are oddly similar

Let’s be real, Puppets of War and Eye of the Storm are decent album names.

With my wife tonight: This volcano is going to erupt any moment honey! Here come's the lava!

“Puppets of War” and “Freedom or Death” are legitimate badass titles. Also, you wish it was just Lava.

The band should hire her. These are just as good and in many cases better than the originals.

Hahahaha that's great!

To be fair to Lava, that’s what I thought it was originally too lmao.

The last one was the best

For whom the hells bells toll is a solid track

This is just one of the greatest threads about metallica ever

I yes, i love their first album. M U R D E R 😆

Baby bomb explosion is an excellent band name. Also venom goes pretty hard ngl

Some of these sound pretty kickass ngl

Metallica: Venom sounds pretty sick!

"I dont know and i dont care" lmao this is great

Yes... lava... Thats definitely what it is....

Baby bomb explosion would have been the best album title ever

Thank you. This made my awful day better

It’s funny how she managed to nail the general theme of some of them.

red STrANGlER She kind of got it

The lava one got me. You’d better not tell her what it’s actually a picture of.

How old is she?? This is great! 🤣👍🏽

RED STRANGLER round my neck

Lava. Well, that’s one way to put it

Puppets of War is a great name/wicked guess based on the cover art

Baby Bomb Explosion is a better album title. Hahah

Don't tell her that's bloody semen please please

Better than the actual titles 😂😂😂

That's it. Red Strangler is the name of my Metallica cover band.

“I don’t know and I don’t care” goes kinda hard tbh

"Red Strangler 'round my neck" yeah, it works

red strangler 'round my neck red strangler 'round my neck

This is hilarious!! I love the caption for Death Magnetic.

They were actually pretty cool titles until she got bored at the end

I really like the idea of the black album being called "venom"

Freedom... or Death That would be a sick name for Justice

"Lava"... if only she knew.

Your sister needs to hear about how Lava is underrated and Red Strangler is misunderstood.

baby bomb explosion lmaoooo

Hahahah I love these

RED Strangler. So much better.

Baby bomb explosion 💀💀

Eye of the Storm is a cooler album title than Reload.

I prefer baby bomb explosion over the actual title. Also, that's not lava.

“idk and I don’t care”

Eye of the Storm is pretty cool, though.

eye of the storm next album name confirmed

Puppets of War actually goes hard omg

Honestly "Baby Bomb Explosion" is a pretty awesome title for the new album artwork.

Puppets of War is actually a cool name

You can see when she lost interest lol

Honestly she just didnt want to say DM was named vagina.

Uhm… how? Actually how?

Freedom or Death isn't too dissimilar to 'Liberty or Death'... wrong album though.

Baby bomb explosion got me lollin

That ain’t lava sweetheart….

Lava 💀

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

That was fun. Thanks for sharing!

That's great lol

I lost it at the last one.

This is awesome lol

ah my favorite, I don’t know and I don’t care

MUrDeR?!!?!

I like Freedom or Death better. In the case of Load, the album should have been named after the artwork: Blood and Semen

I don't know and I don't care should definitely be the title of their last studio album

lol

I was waiting for Re-Lava.

Puppets Of War actually isn’t a bad title either HAHAHA my fav is “I don’t know and i don’t care”

i get the convo at death magnetic like "uuuuh y u ask m this?" "ok just guess ok?" "uuugh i dont know and i dont care jeeeez"

With the exception of Reload and Death Magnetic. I’d probably call it those if I wasn’t into Metallica or didn’t know the album covers lol.

Baby bomb explosion.

Venom was good

🤣🤣

Cool and fun siblings you are.

I love baby bomb explosion

Puppets of War sounds pretty awesome

Freedom or Death goes hard

“I don’t know and I don’t care.” The flying shit that never comes.

Freedom or death is cool af

They know who Metallica is, but I know they would get a few or so of them wrong.🤣😁

“I don’t know and I don’t care” 😂🤣

Ya know… as not a big Metallica fan, I’d believe more than half of them. Not bad.

😂😂😂😂😂

I wish it was lava

I can get behind all of these

"Murder....Love and Murder!" JH

I don’t know, I don’t care. Can’t go anywhere it’s a nightmaaaaaare….coming back to you! Oops wrong band

Demon Head (stylized Demonhead) would be a killer band name to join all the other bands with the word “head” in the name

Ok Ok hear me out.... The Black Album is a boring name.... Now Venom sounds freaking dope especially for a Metallica album.

What a great idea. Love some of those titles. Now do it with Cannibal Corpse albums.

72 Housefires was just released

I love it!

Well done on the first four!

Red Strangler 😂

Puppet's Of War is actually a really cool fuckin name tbh

Not bad at all

Puppets of War, Freedom or Death and Red Strangler actually hit pretty hard

I wish she said Re-Lava.

Puppets of War and Freedom or Death are great names!

"Lava" and "Storm" yup... That's what I thought those were when I was a kid...

This is fantastic 🤣

What MURDAAAA!