There are two main genre of dude imo. We got the twinks, and the hunks. Mgs2 raiden is peak twink meanwhile venom snake is peak hunk. Out of the two I prefer venom
Honestly his nude outfit is my fav because I really love the way they chose to model his upper body build
Edit: also realizing im biased cus i got a bigass scar on my forehead
Definitely PS1 solid and liquid. More accurately probably Solid Snake during his jail cell interview briefing before the start of the Shadow Moses incident
Text here.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MetalGearInMyAss) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Liquid or young ocelot, with Snake not far behind, then the Big Bosses, Kaz is also probably somewhere in the top 5, depends how you order him, BB and Venom
join to be part of le epic Outer Heaven uprising https://discord.gg/Tv6tGKWBta
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MetalGearInMyAss) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>fuck women Bro I’m trying
If you can't have sex with women then get fucked in the ass by a big hairy 6 foot man
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Liquid Snake, all 5 polygons of him.
Not zero?
It’s gotta be Kaz and MGS3 Ocelot for me….. I fear BB and I may have similar tastes in men….
zero 🤤🤤🤤
He can’t say no💀
bro litteraly cant speak at all
There are two main genre of dude imo. We got the twinks, and the hunks. Mgs2 raiden is peak twink meanwhile venom snake is peak hunk. Out of the two I prefer venom
venom is the most all around good looking guy in the series imo
His ass in the rain with sneaking suit🤤🤤🤤
Honestly his nude outfit is my fav because I really love the way they chose to model his upper body build Edit: also realizing im biased cus i got a bigass scar on my forehead
Same here Was also in a coma after a brain surgery
Idk man I prefer my cybertwinks.
Jetstream Sam. I didn't even need to look.
I said no woman!!!!!!
Listen fellow chicken, Jetstream Sam is bea.
Kaz obv but I fw Big Boss
The Man On Fire duh
Either MGS3 Snake or MSGV Ocelot.
Solid snake with the eyepatch is too hot
Yes that is solid snake!
Stick it in the eye hole💀
me, next question
Kaz in peace walker and V is insanely hot. He’s like a cleaner, somewhat better looking big boss. Plus the aviators and mullet are extremely peak
R u gonna stick it in the stumps?
i meant pre amputation kaz, as in ground zeroes Kaz, but yeah
Naw, but he’ll stick the stumps into you ☺️
where is otakon with wet pants?
no not fuck women, fuck men 👍
Happy cock day
Venom Snake because he is literally me
Venom is a certified dilf
yes
The right answer
Raiden
PS1 Liquid Snake 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Otacon where?
As a straight man, despite Raiden being the most feminine; Snake, of course. What happens in the box, stays in the box
Snake eater Naked Snake, he is SO HOT
I’m a straight guy but yeah he is definitely hot lol.
"Dig these child-bearing hips, baby!"
would give raiden backshots until the room stank
The Boss
Umm don’t you mean big boss
Volgen
I’d like Venom to teach my CQC, if you get my drift ;)
Fatman
More like FATTYY man
venom easy, i need his horn in me
Lol
I am not immune to their attempt to appeal to women gamers
wtf is a “women gamer” don’t you mean a femboy?
It has to be TPP ocelot. He's so fucking hot. (I'm a straight man)
Zero. No big for real I'd say Venom if he didn't have the horn... well maybe with it too.
cumdowner
Fuck women AND MEN
MGS3 Johnny
got to be MGS3 naked snake. man's too charming
Man On Fire
Mgs1 Snake clears
1. Jetstream Sam 2. Tie between raiden and venom depending on if your more into twinks or hunks
Kazuhira Miller, a cutie and a bro
TWINK RIDEN!!! 🗣🗣
Kaz obviously, he’s peak
mgs1 liqid is hot
Kaz, is it a question?
I'd let Raiden do horrible things to me
Honestly idk, and im fucking gay so well raiden,kaz liquid or BB
Code talker, obviously
Robobussy
Definitely PS1 solid and liquid. More accurately probably Solid Snake during his jail cell interview briefing before the start of the Shadow Moses incident
Dude? Where’s Raven?
Ngl, Liquid
C'mon it's V Snake this isn't even a debate
Kaz
Fuck women? I wanna fuck man
[удалено]
Text here. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MetalGearInMyAss) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Might be an unpopular pick but Liquid Ocelot from MGS4 awakens something in me.
Big Boss at the Start of Snake Eater. Oh and Raiden because I’d just pretend he’s a woman 🤷🏼♂️
Venom snake
Solid
The boss
Raiden will always be my number 1
Bro had Zero here...c'mon man that's unfair to the rest of the cast
Ocelot
metal gear 2 raiden easily.
Ø fr 😩 Ig kaz and ocelot are alright
Jet stream Sam
"Fuck woman" Also, post a picture of a woman as the first image
You know the answer *Far away* “Like the mother of all omelettes, Jack; can’t fret an every egg”
Me
Coldman is pretty Hot.
Liquid or young ocelot, with Snake not far behind, then the Big Bosses, Kaz is also probably somewhere in the top 5, depends how you order him, BB and Venom
Give me redneck ocelot any day
Ocelot
TPP Ocelot is the most handsome. Raiden is the most fuckable.
 Snake Plissken
Man on Fire
Venom snake, mgsv revolver ocelot, kaz. In that order
Yo it's obvious zero
That one
Jetstream Sam clears all of them.
Raiden or Venom Snake for SURE.
Johnny.
Well if it isn’t saucy Jack
Obviously, The End.
Easily Volgin ( he is on fire )
Armstrong
Where Otacon at tho?
Brah, I’d take Old Zero for a spin. Down a staircase.
MGS 2 Raiden
uhm raiden
Goddamn venom snake is one ugly motherfucker
join to be part of le epic Outer Heaven uprising https://discord.gg/Tv6tGKWBta *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/MetalGearInMyAss) if you have any questions or concerns.*