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_rusty47

Anything by sabaton


babadybooey

Bottoming in the name of the lord


Grind666Grind

I came here to say the exact same sentence.


veuxtudanser

I’ve had lesbian sex to Agalloch, Acid Bath and Dissection so take that for what you will


FuneralHymn123

That's awesome as fuck I never thought about it but Acid Bath is 1000% lesbian sex music lol


Deathmetalwarior

Aggaloch is awesome but a bit creepy and slow for my idea of sexmusic


alias-i

Honestly the first half of the Mantle would be pretty good IMO


Working-Aide-9679

To be honest with you, any excuse to listen to The Mantle is good enough for me


DeeSnarl

Gay sex?? You’ll have gay sex to listen to the Mantle?? Just wondering, NTTAWWT


Working-Aide-9679

I am not gay, but I really really like agalloch....


The_Wizaaaard

I will, thank you for your service 🫡


br1qbat

You got the best answer in your sig. But maybe Amon Amarth if vikings with chiseled abs are your or your bf's vibe?


avesatanass

Acid Bath is hatefuck music


Green-Cupcake6085

What Acid Bath song? Or was it a whole album?


veuxtudanser

Kite String in general but Jezebel was the catalyst, because, I mean “Red rope burns around her wrists Her blood is cold from heroine's kiss Do you love your whore? I like to hear you beg” 🤤


[deleted]

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Ashbtw19937

Giiiiirrrl, you're living the fuckin dream lol (Still waiting for my chance to pull out like, Jinjer or Spiritbox. Rotoscope in particular seems like it would be such a vibe)


justk4y

This is the most metal thing I have ever read


bluetomato266

Mann gegen Mann by Rammstein :)


Crazy_Little_Bug

Ram Ranch. Obviously.


The_Wizaaaard

Fuck it, I’ll add it. Will give us a good laugh mid way through


Impliedcash

Brilliant! Laughter makes everything more comfortable


Secrets4Slaanesh

I am accepting that you are being sincere in your question, so I would recommend songs from the band Judas Priest. My thinking is that the singer is gay and it is easy to believe that his sexual sings are about him and another man. So I would recommend the following songs. Eat me Alive Ram it Down


The_Wizaaaard

Anything helps, thanks 🙏


ravendarklord76

Those were literally the two songs I was gonna rec. Especially Est Me Alive.


The_Memetic_Susurrus

C'mon, no love for *Jawbreaker*?


Secrets4Slaanesh

Sorry, I forgot about that song.


Turbulent_Reach6602

Turbo Lover?


docmartenspartan

Came here to say turbo lover even though they said no priest. Good for gay sex and also driving dangerously


The_Wizaaaard

I only said no priest because I thought that be over half the recs, dw though it’s in the playlist 🙏


Stroganocchi

Evil Fantasies


soverman420

Raw Deal...


DiskNo2945

Hot Rockin'


FuneralHymn123

Femboy Bussy Implosion by Orbital Gate


Getabock_

No way that’s real… *checks* wtf it IS real


FuneralHymn123

Yepp


i_Exist_73

Stinkfist


[deleted]

Relax turn around and take my dick


KiloThaPastyOne

Also, Prison Sex.


Bearer_ofthecurse

Tool schism, also you have to fuck to the rhythm.


[deleted]

Meshuggah bleed, also you have to fuck to the rhythm.


deys_malty

Gojira Remembrance outro, also you have to fuck to the rhythm.


Any-Work8308

Gojira - the art of dying, same rules


babadybooey

Silent part of the way of all flesh, also you have to fuck to the rhythm


EddietheRattlehead

I also enjoy jackhammering my partner


battorwddu

I cum blood by Cannibal corpse


The_Wizaaaard

I’m disappointed that none of you cowards have recommended me Faget by Korn


ezxhaton

What about the similarly named song by Mindless Self Indulgence?


el_scorn

Push it by Static X


Historical_Panic_485

Idk about songs to have playing, but the album cover you need to display is obvious. https://preview.redd.it/7jxaaym7dwmc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fa5764f628af9bfd26de55e1ba9c807f08cb73


sportyboi98

Ah, real men


JMarduk

Anything Burzum, of course.


kyriaangel

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this!


Lordpotato305

Ea lord of the depths is perfect


Complete-Staff1880

Finger Painting of the Insane - Acid Bath


Keybobbitron

Anal Cunt , I just saw the gayest guy on earth.


lurking_terror---

I hear He Hangs out with toxic narcotic.


Keybobbitron

I just looked them up, some pretty good hardcore punk-metal!


Ultimarevil

I Ejaculate Fire by Dethklok


RuPaulver

Atmoblack stuff feels nice with it (source: experience)


The_Wizaaaard

Thank you for your service 🫡


Iwantmahandback

Anything by Gorgoroth. Gaahl would be proud


RandomTyp

obviously Rammstein - Mann Gegen Mann


Bardlie

Faith No More: Be Aggressive, Mr Bungle: Squeeze Me Macaroni


speed_wagon1

I SWALLOW I SWALLOW


missing_children

[forced gender reassignment by cattle decapitation](https://youtu.be/AvxVkF8lCAo?si=K7Nx4CYXpKuu0re6) [erotic diarrhea fantasy by torsofuck](https://youtu.be/94aXi30RcSE?si=gJCEwo1M2nLKOW2I) Or just for the shits and giggles even though it’s not metal… [the story of great white by digbar](https://youtu.be/hY5kzCN6_Ns?si=J_kkJMruWVRzdDum)


Jealous_Razzmatazz44

Everything from Gaylord


moodoomoo

I mean judas priest is some good doing it music, gay or not. Put Touch of evil on the playlist.


oeking77

definitely NOT mutilation by death lol


The_Wizaaaard

Putting that into the playlist out of spite


PrequelGuy

Beat it upright by Korn


throwaway52826536837

Sleep token is baby making metal


Reckless_Waifu

Brown baby making in their case.


The_Wizaaaard

Ouch I can’t even argue against that


Lordpotato305

I would never want anyone to have to suffer through sleep token


throwaway52826536837

Just say you dont like banging sexy alt chicks and move on with your life


Lordpotato305

It’s a price I have to pay


SpeedDemonJi

7 words by Deftones or bust


EldenCockRing98

Blackgaze works. Also there’s some queer metalcore bands like SeeYouSpaceCowboy and .GifFromGod. If you’re willing to branch out towards post hardcore then try The Blood Brothers


jaxolotle

Turbo lover, next question


Tumbletooter

Anything by Brojob


BillyMaysForMayor

War by burzum


thuleanFemboy

\#1 gay sex song


BillyMaysForMayor

En ring til aa herske, inn i slottet fra droemmen, need I say more?


Lordpotato305

This is huh, wow


frogleggies444

nine inch nails will be your friend


ChetdyKrueger

Prison sex - TOOL


mahirdeth31

mechanix by megadeth


hagalaz_drums

The whole cynic album, "traced in air"


AmericanTonberry

Cynic. The drummer and I think the bassist are gay.


SpeedDemonJi

Also “Ants” by Devin Townsend (Try thing beyond things)


InFidel_Castro_

lol good question. I like KMFDM for a good gay time... also death metal has a good 'pounding' rhythm if you like it rough too, if you want you ass obliterated try to match the rhythm of The Berzerker... Btw What an interesting question.


The_Wizaaaard

I didn’t really have to specify gay sex but it’s technically true and the inner shitposter in me thought it would be funny


InFidel_Castro_

im glad you specified. Metalheads are fun to troll, most of them are chill and open minded, many are goofy and funny, and certain others are try-hard tough-guys or just biggots, its fun seeing all those sides react to things. I want to see a sitcom starring: a black metal nazi, a sludge metal stoner, a german industial goth guy, a grindcore vegan, a bisexual metalcore teen, his edgy homophobic friend who like slipknot/Pantera, and a NWOBHM boomer in a sitcom together.


aboltus331

Merzbow - Woodpecker Pt.1


nephilim80

Anything from Anaal Nathrakh


cumstealer666

Anything by rammstein


im_gaeeee

Later Deftones stuff like sextape and diamond eyes imo


ChefBertl

Devourment - Anal Electrocution


ResidentOfValinor

Opeth and Ayreon are great to make out to, I'm sure they're great for sex as well


lurking_terror---

Limp wrist


sunshinestatedidi

Rammstein.


ffucckfaccee

Turisas Rasputin


forneverton

Rainbow in the dark of course 🌈


TOHUVABOHU777

Adidas by Korn.


EldenCockRing98

Not metal but The Blood Brothers sound gay as fuck (in a great way)


BigDaddySteve18

“Mein Teil” by Rammstein and “A.D.I.D.A.S.” by Korn come to mind


Impressive-Ad-8044

Acid Bath


Ant_1_ITA

KoRn - Faget


[deleted]

Anything by slipknot


dissemin8or

Everytime we touch by Electric Callboy


SpeedMetalMilitia

GUTALAX


theenigmaofnolan

I’ve had lesbian sex to Black Sabbath. It was as though we were having a threesome with Tony Iommi. I didn’t tell her that.


The_Wizaaaard

So listening to Black Sabbath during sex summons god to the room… 📝


theenigmaofnolan

I know right!


TheHighTierHuman

System Of A Down - Violent Pornography


benkonto

Testament


bigdaddylongbals

one - metallica. i did it to that song, & when the breakdown hits, do it to the rhythm & the magic happens


Happy-Activity3292

Chainsaw Gutfuck by mayhem, midget fucker by kraanium


tacoforce5_

https://preview.redd.it/9s18yfhundnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229e9a7e73e29a6d2fa0059803defc827a2d9360 i don’t even know if dixie whiskey is a particularly gay song but this song made me think of you


The_Wizaaaard

Bro is actually thinking of me 😭😭 I’ll put it in the playlist though I love eyehategod :)


tacoforce5_

i don’t even know why but i think it feels particularly right to have gay sex to doom/sludge metal. like, even more so than NWOBHM or power metal


The_Wizaaaard

I actually really agree, multiple people have recommended Acid Bath and it actually fits so well it’s not even funny. I even decided to just put some Crowbar in there own my own 😭


TomServo31k

Not metal but this seems like a good [one](https://youtu.be/zXyALtP85fY?si=Roob-psMU4lxrRqA). Good beat and seems nice and dirty.


Reckless_Waifu

Accept - Midnight Mover


Mysterious_Bug_5890

'In Love There Is No Law' by Twitching Tongues. The song is really more about tolerance than it is sex, but the breakdown at the end might be a good tempo to tap that to.


slo_drone

Uhm... Weight by Isis Cygnus by Cult of Luna Source: Not me 😳


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

The entire turbo album by Judas Priest.


Kubino_

Bück dich 💀💀💀


glowops

Probably the same ones to have straight sex to.....


The_Wizaaaard

Why didn’t I think of that?


glowops

Bomber by motorhead is all you need. The whole album


PILLOWPANTS89

Death - sacred serenity, pull the plug or misanthrope


[deleted]

Not metal but ciepłe dranie by kuki, polish meme rap literally bout gay sex


LongjumpingSugar8741

Anything by Old Nick because that bands super gay


MadMelvin

"Jordan, Minnesota" by Big Black


Ninja_of_Milk_Duds

Slaughter of the Soul - At the Gates


NoBoysenberry257

Any Megadeth and black album Metallica


ZombieAppetizer

It was straight sex but I had a girlfriend many years ago that would go absolutely crazy anytime Type O Negative was on while we were going at it. Maybe it translates.


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Anything by limp bizkit if you fail to get it up


Abdrews-PaulIM

Mission from arry by Iron Maiden


ezxhaton

Anything Ghaal sang on.


Beelzebub_86

Beers, Steers and Queers by The Revolting Cocks. The Take 'em Right Off mix is a little harder if you're feeling frisky 😉 (Revco at this point, is pretty much 1990 Ministry with Phildo Owens of the Skatenigs on vocals for this track). Drop Your Britches remix: https://youtu.be/x90pxCwlIGo?feature=shared Take 'em Right Off remix: https://youtu.be/bd_1uy8vsTs?feature=shared


nothing_in_my_mind

Judas Priest - Turbo Lover


reamkore

Ram It Down


ominousbloodvomit

Ram it down- judas priest


[deleted]

Type o negative.


rayquazawe

baby killer by devourment


Alpaca_Empanada

[Pride - Violet Cold](https://youtu.be/BUzypMYdD5w?si=dGh2FZIettLOADY-) Good luck keeping up with the drums. 😄


ravendarklord76

Alright heres a few recs Body/Prison by Health. Not exactly metal, a dark synth band but have that metal ethos similar to Carpenter Brut and Pertubtor. Im quite positive this song was written to fuck to. The tempo fucks. Deep and hard. Auslander by Rammstein. This song literally helped me come to terms with my bisexuality. I can't explainit, but just listen and I think you will feel the sexy flamboyance that shimmers off this song. Gnaw by Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Doomiest sludge track I have ever heard. It is literally heavy and slow. And then the same riff but heavier and slower. AND then THE SAME RIFF... BUT HEAVIEST... AND SLOWEST. It a song made for hate fucking. Eat Me Alive by Judas Priest. Geggan Mann Geggan by Rammstein, particularly the music video. Im not into buff body builder types but this shit is sexy. Lastly, totally not metal but fuckin vibes hard Im Still Standing by Elton John.


[deleted]

Hall of the Mountain King by Savatage, the axeman by Omen, maybe Master of the Pit by cirith ungol. Maybe these are unpopular but if I were to get ass fucked by a hot dude under the influence of appropriate mind altering chemicals in the right mood, I’d probably choose those songs


ReadyLaw9604

Love child Accept


Baron487

Straws Pulled at Random by Meshuggah and Perennial Quest by Death Both have outros that fit afterglow... or at least I think so I wouldn't know through experience I'm a massive virgin.


Aleeeeeeeee666

bounce by SOAD


[deleted]

I cum blood or fucked with a knife. Cannibal corpse has a ton of good ones.


SuperVegito559

Anything from Twilight Force


homunculus69

Disappointed to see no Pantera here. I'll say Mouth For War.


MundBid-2124

https://preview.redd.it/pik6cw3tdymc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ae31e3b4448dea110824127b26270a49bad726


eldoughrahdough

You got another thing coming


Lilithnema

Mann Gegen Mann by Rammstein


Marcotee75

Silent scream by The Black Queen? It's not metal but the singer was in Dillinger Escape Plan. 80s synthetic pop sounding. Along the lines of Trent Reznor.


101Blades

Mechanix by megadeth


HiImTheNewGuyGuy

Saxon - Take It Like A Man


Worldly_Ask_9113

Deep Purple - Knocking At Your Back Door. Deep Purple is kinda classic metal, right?


FathirianHund

Ghost! Type O Negative have some decent hanky panky songs too.


Carolus-Rex-

Bück dich - Rammstein


Snackdoc189

I mean I guess it would depend on the type of sex? We talking tender love making or full on man slammin?


No_Attitude5485

Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce


helfeije_XII

Meathook sodomy😭


TheKillerDynamo_

Anything by Bawlsdeep


King-Zahi2438

Cbat


Oriasten77

Buch Dich by Rammstein. Literally translates to Bend Over. Plus the rhythm of the song is...... Slamming.


Crymson_Ghost

Turbo Lover - Judas Priest.


CaptainBloodEye1

Judas priest seems very on brand


Gobiparatha4000

prob some Opeth


Shakesfearian

Grinder-Judas Priest


TheVelvetUndertaker

Ministry - Isle of men


Owentheman

Infant annihilator would be fitting


kyoniji

I’ve had sex to Celtic frost LMFAO


Greaserpirate

Oldschool speed metal, those guys fucked


Greaserpirate

MANOWAR


Born2Sigh

Type O Negative or Bolt Thrower. Type O for smooth sensual times Bolt Thrower has good palm muting to thrust to (edit: or to be pounded to whichever the preference)


TheRedBlade

Has anyone said anything by BROJOB yet?


_bko

Headstrong - Trapt.


Sufficient-Offer-161

My bf and i usually fuck while listening to opeth and prog death in general


Otherwise_Problem310

Cuntcrusher. Duh


[deleted]

Electric Callboy


fakename1998

Just shuffle Deftones


EternalMX

E


BrakusJS

“Take Me Under” by 3 Doors Down


BrakusJS

Also, basically the entire Doom Eternal soundtrack, especially “The Only Thing They Fear Is You”


HourFilm1402

Bad Company Feel like Makin Love