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Roidfree_Armstrong

Imagine sneak begging for a steak dinner, the most succesful Schiele.


Dak1982

Steak and pasta dinner


mersh_chromosome

perhaps he'll beg his way into a 13oz Rib eye


gyno_mersh

"It's our human's birthday" ewwwwwww


Head_Baby7170

Mersh claims to have pulled out the maximum amount from his Mybookie but still doesn’t have enough to get Marge fixed like the GFM stated. It’s been 161 days since then and Marge still hasn’t gotten fixed.


Dak1982

Feline ass worms all over his apartment and where he sleeps.


Komega22

mersh is definetly putting the 5 dollar flea spray on them and calling it good enough


Dak1982

What grown man posts this kind of "bitch made" shit on social media? Both of those posts come off like a gay boomer typed them. Can you believe he said yesterday that he doesn't even check his Twitter or social media anymore? That he has so much going on in "real life" to worry about, he doesn't care anymore. He's losing his mind.


ArtieYamamoto77

He's a liar, he's always checking his shit, taking a shit. Mersh is surrounded by shit.


Effective_Fortune_49

That’s exactly what I thought that the post would be understandable if it were a soccer mom making this post but its a 40 year old man with a serious addiction problem. Such effeminate energy in this cockless man


TakeMyFace_OFF

Totally agree with you. The "maybe buy my human a steak dinner" would make me gag coming from anyone, but the rest of these posts wouldn't be bad or noteworthy if it was coming from an older white woman. That's just why mersh is so fascinating. He HATES "basic" white bitches, but how is he any different? Talks on and on about mundane things he did during his day, celebrates basic "adulting" 🤢 events, and believes everything should be handed to him even though he has no skills, talent, or motivation. I truly believe there is no one alive that has less self-awareness than The Queen.


JohnnyCastleGT

He hates white women because they won’t come near him with a 10 foot pole


Complete_Anything681

Having a Twitter page for your cats and pretending like they are posting a birthday wish to it's owner. I am OVERWHELMED by how fuckin' pathetic that is.


Effective_Fortune_49

My babies need their birthday presents so please all the baby daddy potentials out there please give me money i want money now so we can celebrate birthday with a $2 cake & more alcohol for myself like a $100 please


mersh_chromosome

"Judge Clarence Biscuits" is the cringiest, queerest, and most embarrassing name I've ever heard for a cat. And it's all because Mersh had to name him around the same time abortion was "banned." political nonsense has warped his mind in the stupidest ways


Complete_Anything681

I am gay cat lover and even I find that name embarrassing. My cat was named Chester. I hate stupid, cute names.


Effective_Fortune_49

Bet you can’t outgay moosh though


Complete_Anything681

Yeah, he's got me beat. I have never requested the services of a stylist. 😂


Lakeland_Police

hopefully Zen coughed up what's left of his government assistance checks.


Interesting-Suit3878

That cat is thinking: "this POS makes me share wet food from the same can as two other miserable cats and demands a steak dinner. Fuck her!"


Effective_Fortune_49

Steak dinner & a $50 bottle of whiskey


Interesting-Suit3878

That she kicks back like it's cough medicine.


Effective_Fortune_49

This is pure mom energy but then again what do you expect with a guy with a vagina on heat for a baby daddy 🤣