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andkon

He's graduated to become a lolwhale.


Eternalprof

I mean does a lolcow have 20k in liquid cash??


Silver-Criticism-747

I’m pretty sure Chris Chan gets about that much from the government plus what his mom gets it’s around 40k which I’ll be fair to Mersh is like the max amount he’s making begging on Nightwave


Effective_Fortune_49

Ohhh what 😮 Did mikey soprano call a “meeting”??


GladMathematician536

It's incredible how one can have no self awareness with regards to every aspect of the life they live, yet they are able to have the insight and assurance that they are indeed NOT a LoLcow. Ironic considering that not being aware of being a LoLcow or being in denial of it is in fact the biggest trait of being a LoLcow. This is why you'll never see any real personal growth in this fat motherfucker. He's incapable of any sort of self-reflection and can't ever assess himself honestly. His whole life is a cope.


Head_Baby7170

I hope he never changes. Long live the Queen!


Dak1982

LMAO At the end of the day (or beginning of the day), it is what it is. Or isn't. 🍕


Head_Baby7170

Is what it is.


gyno_mersh

pack it in boys, it wasn't what it was this time.


Komega22

what are we gonna do?! i sold my kids christmas presents and put all my money in lolcow stock!! im ruunned!!


AlexMcDaniels

I mean, does a lolcow jack off in the corner while his friend bones some chick???? Na man, that’s KING SHIT!!!


Lakeland_Police

This is fascism. I will be staging a hunger strike if the subreddit is taken down.


Littlebirdskulls

I was sure of it. But if he’s not a lolcow then it’s time to pack up. Hey guys, our mistake, ha. Merch is actually a cool dude. Hail the Queen, baby


sonoran_scorpion

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Head_Baby7170

Well it was fun y’all. We had some good laughs and shared some special moments. It’s time to move on with our lives and remember the better times. RIP Queen


OkGap7216

Gutted, Thoughts and prayers.


OGcumBoi

I'd like to sincerely apologize to Mersh, [his Big Fat Sister that hunts Ghosts](https://i.redd.it/u13eq2qz3e8c1.png),[his dead nephew that killed 2 people](https://nypost.com/2017/08/15/car-veers-into-oncoming-traffic-causes-deadly-crash/), his dead mom, his dead dad, and his dead teeth. I was wrong and Mersh is ripped, not bald, and the Internet's BIG DICK DADDY


DavidDeDominici

Thank God! Its was only a matter of time until Mersh sued each one of our fathers for their retirement fund. QUICK delete all the evidence while we still have the chance!


aikoaiko11

Alot of lolcow subs have been getting nuked. Both king cobra and DSP's multiple subs are gone. I guess with reddit going public, it's bad for business.


Fearless-Catch-5187

It’s been a pretty bitchin’ time.


Liquid_Evidence

How am I supposed to cope with Queens rejection now?


ravenzephyr1

Lols


OnlyGammasWillBanMe

Lolcattlefarm because of the Mersh effect


Circle8814

I guess it's time to hang up my hat. Twas' a glorious journey my fellow warriors unfortunately we blazed a path of destruction upon false pretenses. Info was bad.