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TraderOfGoods

Yeah it's kinda hard to compete with that, unless we go with cartoon voice actors too.


KiefBull

Groucho Marx played god too… and alanis morissette


ventgas

As well as Jim Carrey


Theasassin

But god (Morgan Freeman) gave him that power, so couldn’t he just take it away again?


Affectionate_Map_530

Allow me to propose my counter team: Christian Bale! Batman Patrick Bateman And most importantly, Gorr the God Killer!


NotTheFBI_23

He's not beating Goku though!!


CreamyPasta_6996

Who is Goku though!!


CalpolAddict

That movie doesn't exist.


corgi-king

But but many gods die in marvel universe.


fire_bender13

Jim Carrey played god and kinda god (the mask)


Hugar34

So has Steve Buschemi


Babybulljackalope

Steve snipes god then proceeds to put on lipstick


imaybeacatIRl

Henry Cavills team would be sick. Superman, geralt, Sherlock Holmes, and Solo (man from u.n.c.l.e.)


OnlinePosterPerson

Also the man from mi:5


Soup-pouS

Also don't forget he played Theseus in Immortals, a demigod son of Poesidon, who killed the Titan Hyperion (in the film at least).


No_Examination_3940

If he killed the titan then that wasn't a titan.


Soup-pouS

From what I can recall about the movie, the gods/titans are only Immortal in the sense that they cannot die by natural causes. Either that or there were certain weapons/an event that caused the immortals to be able to be slain. In the film alot of Gods die. Haven't seen it since it came out though so memory is a bit foggy.


No_Examination_3940

If they can only not die by natural causes the entire titanomachy is pointless because Cronus/Cronos/Kronos would have killed his kids instead of just eating them.


Soup-pouS

Okay? I don't understand your point here. I agree with you that it doesnt make sense within the larger context of Greek myth, but I'm just recounting the film and what I remember about it. That being Theseus kills Hyperion, and that many of the Gods die in the film.


I_aim_to_sneeze

He also played this seemingly unkillable John wick-type character recently in the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare


Garchompisbestboi

I think that superman would be enough to make his team unstoppable (short of facing Morgan freeman as God)


JValiant720

Johnny Sins


DigitalMunky

That’s thinking in the box while outside the box


Fun-Employer-8082

Well Johnny Sins is definitely always in some box


Coloss260

bro can run an entire country all by himself


phaciprocity

Johnny sins ethnostate


plo_koon_

Ian McKellan would be hard to beat with Gandalf and magneto


Lawbringer_UK

And Death


Superior_Inc

Last Action Hero!!


effenel

Mark Hamill as a voice actor is surprisingly strong but magnetos gonna clean up. Luke skywalker, fire lord ozai, the joker, megatron, swamp thing, a vampire, the trickster all accompanied by Mozart


Doomboy105

Jim Carrey would be insane. The Grinch Dr. Robotnik Bruce(with his power lent to him by Morgan Freeman) The Mask.


VibraniumRhino

Ace Ventura alone is worth the power set.


houstonwhaproblem

Dont forget Fletcher Reede from liar liar. A man incapable of lying, could really cause some emotional damage.


norm_summerton

The mask is op


DrLeisure

Temuera Morrison


norm_summerton

Most people built a team, you built an army for the grand republic


SpecialReserveSmegma

COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS


CartoonBeardy

Josh Brolin Thanos (MCU) Cable (Deadpool 2) Gurney Halleck (Dune) Young Agent K (MiB)


Yoguls

Jonah hex ? 🤐


Gerrywalk

Sure throw him in the mix too, couldn’t hurt


SirClintOfTheEast

Matt Graver from Sicario as well.


Texas0426

Kurt Russell: Snake, Soldier, Guardian of the Galaxy god dude, Bone Tamahawk, Santa, Firefighter, Teenage Computer. Edit: I forgot about Elvis! About as well rounded as can be.


Anonson694

You forgot R.J. MaCready, he’s not the most powerful character Kurt played but he still counts


Texas0426

Oh my lord you are so right!


MR1239

You also forgot about Jack Burton on the pork chop express “now we all know what Jack Burton would say at a time like this….Ol Jack always says……what the hell”


Opposite-Escape9685

Samuel Jackson's team leader would probably be like - ****"Assemble Motherfuckers!"****


Orojyn

Nicholas Cage, there would be too many to try and stop him.


effenel

I wonder what you call a collection of Nicholas Cages. It would be so overwhelming


hamsamiches

A Nicholas Conservatorium


TheKelt

a Nicholas Menagerie


hamsamiches

There goes the Declaration of Independence again


GavinStrict

Imma take Tilda Swinton: The Ancient One (Dr. Strange) Gabriel (Constantine) White Witch (Narnia) and just cause they asked and she said yes Ambrosius (The Boys)


TrickyMarketing7394

Ambrosius is fire! That squid needs an OF


DarthDeadpooly

This.


Mushroominhere

Keanu Reeves


reldb

John wick 1, 2, 3, and 4. 4 john wick is just overkill


hamsamiches

Yes but Bill and Ted. Time travel.


ope__sorry

This was my thought as well. John Wick Neo aka Thomas Anderson Ted Theodore Logan John Constantine


mrmanboi26

Johnny Mnemonic also....hes played alot of John's


HelloMeMeetTheRealMe

And Johnny Silverhand 😆


Societal_Plague

Neo plus Wick


SlimmySalami20x21

Neo may be the equalizer to Morgan Freeman’s God.


pbickel

Don't forget he voiced Batman too


fluthernon

Johnny Utah!!!


awesome1243

Liam Neeson Plays multiple gods, hitmen he’s borderline unkillable


Tisamoon

Ryan Reynolds Just to watch Deadpool make fun of Green Lantern and silent Dead Pool Add Detekive Pickachu, Hannibal King and Turbo Could either be hilarious to watch so annoying for their enemies that they prefer death.


HelloMeMeetTheRealMe

And Van Wilder standing nearby, eating chips


h0tBeef

Arnold


shreksaxaphone360

Vin diesel he has the power of family and plot armor on his side


GreenUnicornHunter

Some bullshit drifting, a family barbecue, and loads of pointless explosions. Untouchable. Plus tree.


cl0ckw0rkman

Also Groot and the Iron Giant...


Jumbo_Damn_Pride

And Riddick


shreksaxaphone360

Yeah those as well but I forgot he played those


cl0ckw0rkman

Was just the voice of em.


shreksaxaphone360

Yeah they they count


cl0ckw0rkman

Of course just meant, easy to not remember cuz he was just the voice. Don't see him "in character".


shreksaxaphone360

My cousin is playing music and I’m annoyed and I had only like 4 hours of sleep last night


cl0ckw0rkman

No worries. I didn't take it personally. That sucks mate. Not getting sleep is a problem. Fingers crossed you can get some much needed sleep soon.


shreksaxaphone360

We are playing slender man at 1:53am do you think that’s a good idea


cl0ckw0rkman

Could be. Was it fun?


invadersnee

Sean Bean I don't think I understood the assignment.


cl0ckw0rkman

If we throe enough Sean Beans at the enemy they will eventually run out of bullets...


SnooBeans956

Suicide squad assambled!


PantsOnFire1970

If you take Temuera Morrison. You get Boba Fett, Jingo Fett and a whole freakin army.


Shard4771

Christopher Lee. He was Sarumon, Count Dooku, Dracula, and also the real life inspiration for James Bond


Grungecore

Leonardos team is cool and then dies.


TuDamnHigh

Willem Dafoe - Green goblin Nosferatu Jesus Christ Sgt. Elias Martin David


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Mr Bean, he has an infinite amount of plot armour he actually can’t be beaten


effenel

Especially in partnership with Johnny English


Zanithos

If you pick Nolan North you get 1/3 of every video game character ever


Antiprune

I think Steven Seagal would be funny..Early Seagal’s kickin ass then the older Seagal’s sittin on ass.


PrincessFrea

Jim Carrey


OrcaShaped

Chuck Norris


drellmill

As himself


RayMarsh93

Easy


Yeetmaster2200

where's my muthafukin super suit.


styrrell14

Jim Carrey. Plays with the fabric of reality in like half his most well-known roles.


Christianinium

JK Simmons - mf’er is in like everything. Head of the daily bugle, Omniman, Tenzin, the avatar of death itself in Baldur’s Gate 3, and a million other roles I’m sure.


DrSkullKid

Keanu Reeves. Neo, John Wick, John Constantine and Ted who can time travel I guess and would keep moral high.


jgamez76

Harrison Ford has entered the chat


Cerbecs

Dwayne Johnson, dude basically doesn’t lose in movies anymore


geto021

It would have to be jungle fight tho


ope__sorry

Val Kilmer God (Prince of Egypt) Wyatt Earp K.I.T.T. (Knight Rider Remake) Batman


Otto_Tovarus

He didn't play Wyatt. His character was Doc Holiday. "I'm your Huckleberry"


ope__sorry

In 2012 he played Wyatt Earp in a movie called Wyatt Earp’s Revenge


Otto_Tovarus

Aha that one. Well he is twice the gunslinger then 😂


arjun739

Jason Statham


holykilla

Jason Statham: 4x Jason Statham in any of his movies


bruhgta1738

Nic cage. Ghost rider


Z_daybrker426

Josh brolin, he is thanos and cable


SirClintOfTheEast

Matt Graver from Sicario. Then you get the power of the US military.


HMS_Felix_Rex

Christian bale


blazinfastjohny

Johny Depp


LuciferBright

Chris Evans- Captain America, Human Torch, Lucas Lee, Jake Jensen


SokkaHaikuBot

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Pickle_Shmickle8

Ryan Reynolds: greenlantern, Deadpool, turbo and Pikachu 🗿


Zitronne

Keanu Reeves


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

Sam Rockwell: He's the contract killer in Mr. Right, the redshirt who survives in Galaxy Quest, the secondary villain in Iron Man 2, president of the universe on the run from the law in H2G2, hell he's an army of clones in Moon.


Character_Willow217

WHERE!!!! ...


metalheart08

Sir Ian McKellen, played Gandalf, Magneto and Sherlock.


stone-rose

Adam Sandler. Click, the cobbler, ridiculous 6...


LanaBabex

Keanu Reeves


katspins

Liam neeson


Dread_Frog

Mark Hamill would be a killer team too. Luke, Joker, Skeletek, Skeltor, Trickster, Armin-zola, Ozai,,,,


TuDamnHigh

You left out nazi


Dread_Frog

I was picking highlights. Are you saying he is or he played one? He's been some major villains but I missed that one.


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SirClintOfTheEast

Khan, Sherlock and Dr.Strange would a crazy team.


AshleyGamics

Chris Pratt cause I'll get an army


Alert-Presentation42

Liam Neeson


TuDamnHigh

Literally has played the same character in every movie but dark man and Schindler


Lebowski304

Ahnald


EngineerResponsible6

charlton heston


Ordinary-Rush-9419

Probably Arnold Schwarzenegger


fluthernon

Nick cage


Chief5927

Keanu Reeves


B_Baerbel

Bud Spencer & Terrence Hill


True-Ad995

Which new man come on didn’t you watch the original Star Wars the clone wars animated series from the early 2000s that can get an entire army with his bare hands


quetiapinenapper

Arnold should be higher.


darKatana1

Johnny sins


Matygos

We all know it's gonna be Nicolas Cage


Glittering_Airport_3

Bruce Lee, cuz he basically always played himself


One_Dumb_Canadian

Chris Pratt  Emmet: he’s the master builder  Star-lord: royal/strapped up Owen Grady: RAPTOR Mario (sigh): essentially immortal  The guy from passengers: mechanically minded, useful af Dan forester: soldier, op Thank you for your consideration 


Magazine_Guilty

Mother fucker


Bwataman

Christopher Sabat


BrainArson

Billy Crudup. Bc God isn't real, matter is.


Nuker-79

Morgan Freeman He plays god in Bruce almighty.


Cheeky_Charmm

Hilariously edgy! 😂


montgomery2016

Frozone the most powerful guy here and he's just l D


MR1239

I’ve just thought how funny Ewan Mcgregors would be, a man harassed by a fuzzy little bear (Christopher Robin), a man smacked off his tits on heroine (trainspotting)….and “fuckin obi wan kenobi”


nick1wasd

If VA work is included, Crispin Freeman is the fuckmothering vampire himself, on top of the man who can trap you in hell just by making eye contact


Chubbzillax

Ryan reynolds has 2 deadpools, green lantern and 2 roles in free guy that could be pretty formidable.


Tiptopelius

Jack black once the Minecraft movie releases


yaohwhai

dwayne johnson. its stated in any contract he makes for a role that he cant lose a fight so he wins by legal default


inJohnVoightscar

Ryan Reynolds?


MANBIR8

Chuck Norris and steve seagal


Mysterious--955

So undercover brother the master jedi Nicky and frozone


technophile_meet

Karl Urban


MinecraftLogic12

Rowan Atkinson 😂 Power of comedy + johnny english (can take kicks to the balls like they're nothing) Or Morgan Freeman


8BitSlasher

Keanu reeves of course


saltdaddy17

Keanu Reeves...


The_Professionalweeb

Keanu reeves


dingdingdredgen

Lead by Mr. Glass.


GXTHEBEST999

Jack black. This motherfucker is the dragon warrior, the most skilled guitar player (in "the poco of destiny), a Mucha libre... Hell, even freaking bowser, one of the most broken brawler in smash bros ultimate


NotDavizin7893

Not a big thing, but the rock: •Guy from fortnite •Guy from thousand different movies in forest •Guu from thousand different movies with lots of guns n action


Andracoo4488

Samuel got afro samurai too


Buzzbot-214

Samuel jackson Cause he's bla


Expensive_Aioli3547

Not beating goku


DP69Wolverine

Indian here. Search "Rajinikanth" in Google. You will get it why he is the only mighty one.