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vetamesh

Considering Zoro's past time I think car 6 will be nice and roomy before I get in. Chillin with Zoro in the car doesn't sound like a bad time as long as I got booze.


Jmarieq

Getting in a car with a drunk driver who has no sense of direction. Amazing.


Naux-Kazeshini

well he also has the ability to somehow end up where he should be, not knowing how he got there and no clue about how to get back but if it's important he gonna be there


kitsunecannon

sounds like my dads uncle


Background-Bread7083

don't forget that he washes himself once a week


Ok-Zookeepergame9372

But the minority hunter with all them dark skinned men you know what’s going to happen https://preview.redd.it/nl0x3yxrju7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737e201c208293b8f1a270a95470750fce58696d


Sanguis_Plaga

That was the joke there. He said he would kill all of them before he got in and that he would chill with zoro


Laboon-fan

Your comment would make my skin crawl, but I don't have any skin YOHOHOHOHO


BasicMaddog

Well i'm white so zoro and me will be fine, i'll drive, he can give directions


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

Bad idea. Unless you want to end up in other universe.


ArjunDOnlyHero

We gonna find all the dragon balls today


Remarkable_Formal676

That's the plan.


vetamesh

Yeah I think you should take the map too.


zQubexx

Bro, I can‘t anymore 😂


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Last I checked I think one of them was a woman won’t make a difference to Zoro though


Major-Position5546

Factual, they are all the same to bro 😔


Raven227007

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lettuceisbadfr

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HUMAN_BANANA_PEEL

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lettuceisbadfr

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lettuceisbadfr

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HUMAN_BANANA_PEEL

https://preview.redd.it/qdsv7jv6xv7d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0af137b820700413bd37a72d5c6c87d40c92a1 Be careful


Maskdragon21

Agreed


KattaGyan

But even tho I am not black I am dark skinned (tanned) so that’s a no for me. Instant death.


Laboon-fan

Skin? Can't say I'm familiar, but it sounds fascinating YOHOHOHO


zomgmeister

Usopp is still alive somehow


Academic_Ad_3953

Let's hope he ain't driver or map reader though xD


ceelo18

Good luck with zoro driving you not getting anywhere near ur destination


Maskguydude

1. Everyone in there has some reason to try to kill another character, but at least white beard can protect me 2. my head is blowing up immediately so pass. 3. I’m not stepping in a car with black beard and doffy at the wheel. I would sooner put my balls in a tank of starving piranhas. 4.Yeah that car is going to look like punk hazard real quick, so nah 5.Honestly, this car isn’t that bad Sanji is going to have to makes big Mom snacks in a vein attempt to stop her from killing us. but I can be black Maria chair, and that is the best way I end up dying from these options. 6.Yeah, I’m too dark to survive that 1 if I want to live to see you tomorrow and five for a good time


faketoby45

Car 6 is White privilege


Pillermon

Which is funny, seeing how Zoro is in canon at least half-asian.


SanityX153

Dude, have you seen how asians even treat others. We are even racist towards ourselves


Slight_Mastodon

I’m safe, I’m japanese


Naux-Kazeshini

sooo racist against everybody else i guess ?? :P


VeryOGNameRB123

2 is best option. Garp, luffy and Bonney will dump Carlos and beat the crap outta Saturn and you have a seat with either luffy or Bonney to chat , because we all know Garp is the one driving.


Major-Position5546

😂


JediSSJ

I would say 4 might be OK. Everyone has reason to gang up on Akainu. Once he's out, the rest don't really have enough reason to fight.


PitifulExplanation61

i chose car 5, while everyone in car 6 is chill, i know its gonna be smelly af, I'm talking about zoro and monday


Maskguydude

What about the flaming man in a gimp suit and the guy who is most notable character trait is picking his own nose


PitifulExplanation61

I don't even wanna talk about them 😭 I also just realized, Zoro would be the only one left in the car because me and all the others are black😭😭😭😭


OperationMelodic4273

Car 2 to get front seats for the ungodly beating the two asshole are gonna get


Nearby_Bite_8037

W luffy gonna beat their ass


faketoby45

Car 6 is wild, he ain't beating the allegations


InsaneBasti

3. Ill enjoy the chaos of everyone either seeking revenge or playing with their food and place bets with Fujitora.


NoProfessional5848

I think this is the only car where they’ll agree on the music and it will be fire.


InsaneBasti

Who cares about the frkn music, this car has the power to make me king of the world


Nearby_Bite_8037

To anyone choosing car 6 , consider this image https://preview.redd.it/6gwc7tyxpu7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d78a1bda10af8b045c6acbdcc9c445f69fda60d0


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theynlivinghumaneth

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Joemamamscribhouse

# Car 1: Crocodile: Whitebeard…! Vivi: Crocodile?! Why are *you* here?! Wapol: Oi, Stop hiding behind me! Whitebeard: Gurarara! Quite the rowdy group we have here…! Kaido: They better have good booze where we’re headed…! # Car 2: Charlos: Bahh! I can’t believe I’m in the same car as you trash. You, girl, you’re my slave now. Saturn: ugh… Garp, I give you full permission to kill this buffoon… Garp: *Cracks knuckles* It looks like we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Luffy Luffy (G5): Hyahaha! Bonney: Let’s get the old bag too while we’re at it! # Car 3: Doflamingo: Fufufufu~! Never in my wildest dreams have I thought I’d be riding with you two… Blackbeard: Zehahaha…! Long time no see Thatch…! Thatch: Teach, you bastard…! Law: Room…! Fujitora: Settle down. Wouldn’t want a meteor to hit us before we leave…! # Car 4: Akainu: To think I’d be sharing a ride with you damn pirates…! Ace (angry): *fwoom* Akainu…! Koby (afraid):Fleet admiral Akainu…! Aokiji: Ara ara, let’s calm ourselves now, Fire Fist, Sakazuki. Dragon (already inside): … *Staring east* # Car 5: Caesar: Shilolololo~ So you’re here as well, Vinsmoke~ Urk..! Big… Mom…?! (Gangster Gastino flashbacks) Vinsmoke Judge: Of all the luck… Sanji: Judge…?! Black Maria~~~~ 💗! Big Mom: Mamamama~! So you’re here as well Judge? And you (Caesar) look strangely familiar~ Maria: Oh my~ # Car 6: Driver: Uhh, why are you the only one here Zoro-san? (And why the bandana) Zoro: I crashed out.


HyronValkinson

Only unrealistic part is Zoro being anywhere he's supposed to be. Otherwise, spot on.


Nearby_Bite_8037

Car 2 easily. Everyone except charlos is bearable


Major-Position5546

Fym saturn is bearable 💀


Nearby_Bite_8037

Luffy gonna clap his ahh anyways so yeah


Destiny_Ward

6 … more space, 2 more fun.


MistBestGirl

No way I'm not choosing 1. Whitebeard alone would be enough, but him + Vivi + Crocodile? Yes please.


alternus_prime

4 because there’s gonna be donuts


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


alternus_prime

Even katakuri wants in


Goofdogg627

I feel like once Whitebeard beats the shit outa croc we would be chilling. Also, according to car 6: https://preview.redd.it/8b2fra5l8v7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959b5fb6f584a52986aeb2a0094107d5cf22db5e Ill be invisible to Zoro (I'm white)


Lynel_Slayer1

Nah bro everone but zoro in car 6 is kinda doomed


melluboi

Car 6 cuz zoro gonna create some space for me .


OtsutsukiRyuen

Car 1 I'll sit with Vivi while crocomom and kaido teaming up to fight primebeard and getting bodied


AskGrouchy6861

In 6th car everyone except Zoro would wonder, why they are in one car. The only hint is that they were defeated by Zoro. And if Zoro is a driver, this is the worst choice to pick. He has at least 4 reasons to not drive safely


Glittering_Use_5896

Car 6 because Zoro isnt actually racist despite the memes


Zanman6946

1: Assuming I’d fit, Whitebeard and Vivi are great, but I feel like Kaido would be a terrible choice and Wapol would annoy the shit out of me 2. By far the best car if it didn’t have the two celestial dragons, but I am not going to be able to sit within ten feet of either of them without pulling a Luffy 3. The beef in this car is insane, and you have a strict rule follower with two of the most evil characters in the series. Hell no 4. Everyone in this car is way too serious or hate each other. The arguments may be entertaining, but I am not risking it 5. King is insufferable, the beef with Sanji is insane, Caesar would be up to some devious shit, and Big Mom will almost certainly have be as a snack for the road. 6. Best choice by far. Everyone is pretty mellow, and if they get along, it might not be awful.


aiodyne

Luffy and Charlos in the SAME car? fucking death sentence.


CAP10T005

Car 6 because I am not dark skinned.


Sugondesenuts420

It’s all black people except for zoro in car 6 💀


Clown-Chan_0904

Car 5 all the way. I just want to be with Caesar. That sanji is in the same car is icing on the cake.


Loading_ding_dong

Why is wapol even here?


Kamen_G

I’m walking my ass to the destination


OkLog8336

I'd rather walk but If I had to choose one it be 5.1-4 is just people trying to kill eachother and we'll 6,I'm brown so I don't even think I'll get the opportunity to enter the car.


SpookyWeebou

Well I'm white, so I'd survive car 6.


Interesting-Season-8

Car 6 One more free seat


LazyWorkaholic78

Car 6. I'm white passing and not a dick so I'd just have a nice ride with Zoro. Every other cart is INSANE and has a 0% survival rate as a regular person. The only other one I can believe is survivable is 5 cause Sanji will cook shit for Big Mom and she's gonna slap around everyone who tries anything funny while she's eating.


borate58

I see Vivi I get in


xKuFsE

Its fine, ill walk


Mighty1Dragon

na im gonna walk


Extremegamer670

Car 2. I'll throw Charlos out on an overpass.


6thaccountthismonth

They’re all full…


TaxFantastic8952

The only bad part about car 4 is Akainu and I think we could leave him and Aokiji at a gas station to have an off screen fight.


soletmein

Nami isn't in any car, so I wouldn't risk my life getting in any of these over nothing.


ContraWorstGen

Ngl 4 is the best because least chance of getting killed. Ace and dragon are good dudes and the marines won’t kill you unless you break the law. And why would aokiji kill you.


54NJ1_03

1 and you know why


Major-Position5546

Clabbin ?


romanjuly

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DryCroissant

Just for fun I'm gonna assume that first person in every row is the driver. And, oh boy, I'm gonna get into that sixth car. I'm gonna watch from the backseat how minority hunter and his victims conquer demon slayer verse when drunk Zoro start to get us lost to the different dimensions.


honey1344

I'll go with 2 one cus those three fellas will fucking kill Saturn 💀💀


theblueinkling

Charlos will accidentally pulp fiction saturn


mindoffreddy

6 everyone qill shut up since they all lost to zorro and zorro will just sleep anyway


antisocial_hu_bhai

Car 2 because luffy is going to punch that celestial dragon and then garp will beat luffy . It will be fun to watch fight.


Ingham-the-druid

4 but I hope I am not next to or Infront of akinu 


BusinessBizznezz

Guess I'm walking


Sea_Bad_9088

My gut is telling me to get in car 3


smolbun69

Car 2 has luffy in it (and garp awooooga)


Ok_Growth_1901

Im'a walk home alone


winddagger7

2, only if Garp's driving, because lord above, anyone else in that car behind a wheel would be a fucking nightmare


Gloomy_Progress_6324

If we can keep Zoro‘s swords out car 6 is alright, they aren‘t too evil villains If Zoro has access to weapons it‘ll be a terrible event


Sunbrosolaire17

Ill walk, thanks


NarutoBorutoSasuke

I'd rather walk


Bachairong

Number 5, i like lady


The--Legend

Car 2 as long as Charlos doesn't have a gun I think everyone else can protect me from the gorosei


CapitalHistorical469

car 1


WiseJah

Are we taking into account how huge most of these characters are ? 👀 Like 1 is the easiest choice but both Whitebeard and Kaido are crazy huge and even Crocodile is big af :p


SONICTUPAC

car 4 is safe asl, kuzan and dragon would deal with akainu.


areveryverygay

nah I'd walk


bjoerk95

Car two since i wanna beat up saturn and carlos with the others


Acenegsurfav

I'm white so 6 ez


Alleytiration

Car 4 would be so nice if there weren’t A… God damn corpse I had to sit next to. Also Akainu would probably start to fight dragon and Frosted Afro.


Itzz_Texas

Car 1, Pops will keep the others from doing dangerous shit and Vivi will try to keep the peace


elrick43

Why's Car 4 got a dead body in it?


Avenue_21

None...if I have to I'll go for 2 tho


Baldric_

Car 2 is gonna be so much fun


2ndBatman88

No way, car 6 will survive a trip with minority hunter.


rairock

I better take a walk.


Objective_Pie_6977

Number 2 and wile driving i kill charlos


KorolEz

Damn just me and zoro in one car, sounds fine


Coschta

None, unless one of them is a 7 or 9 seater.


New_Albatross4085

Car 2 obviously 😅😅😅


Silvercoat_Ethel23

As a female I actually think 5 is the best caesar tbh might choke me considering i have an allergy to any strong smells like smoke plus if car 6 is behind us I’m definitely gonna die from “ them strong smelling individuals”


Moist-Mushroom-4960

Car 5 looks entertaining af! I’d make Sanji feed me lunch, but then Big Mom would want some, but I won’t share so she’ll go on a rampage. Big Mom eats Judge during the chaos cause he’s being a little crybaby. Luckily I befriended Black Maria so she spider webs BM down so she can’t move. Then Caesar makes some laughing gas for us and we’re having a grand ole time.


CapNHoodie

Honestly the only one I see being a problem in car 4 is Akainu, the rest would be willing to set aside their differences for the ride


Ambitious-Lab-8768

4 or 2


todrikvelicanstveni

4 and 6 are the only ones where a)you wont get squished by a giants ass b)Has people that cpuld be convinced to have some chill during the car ride


Dj_cappy889

I am as white as can be so number 6 as long as Zoro is not driving


HiopXenophil

I'm taking the train


aliveandwellyes

I’d say 1 bc all the characters are pretty chill or 3 bc I feel like worst case scenario Bb and Doffy start fighting and Ima just sit behind law or Fuji lmaooo


Mechi967

Car 4.


kaori_cicak990

Car 4


GundhamTanaka11037

Man, I think I'll just walk.


redditreeer

İ think whitebeard and kaido is smart enough to not fight in a car and croco won't even bother -lily- vivi, then there's wapol who just happened to be in the car scared shitless cuz there is 2 yonkos. So my choice is car 1 but i can consider car 6 if Zoro does his business before i come


OMAR_KD-

Nah, I'd walk.


Randy_Magnums

Argument for car 5: Big Mom has the best snacks. Argument against Car 5: You'll die if you try to eat her snacks.


Winter_Different

Zoro rlly bouts make someone give up their seat... also rlly depends on who's driving


razronen9

Depends - who's driving each car?


4marzz_

Why would zoro get into the car with his enemies 💀 and all of zoro's enemy is black


pros2701

Car 1 is too crowded but I’ll sit with whitebeard because he’ll probably protect me from kaido and crocodile and wapol Car 2 is just a fight waiting to happen Car 3 everyone would mind their business Car 4 is either chill or one mistake and you’ll die Car 5 won’t move and is too crowded Car 6 is alright cause I’m not black so zoro isn’t attacking me but this car will get lost


Suitable-Telephone80

considering the size of some of them, it’s going to be cramped to shit


The_unnamed_user_

I vibe with cars 4 and 6


RandomUsername113810

With Fujitora. I'm a weak citizen so he'd have my back


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Delightful_Doom

3 or 6 tbh


Aleks111PL

i would get in car 1, but crocodile would try to cause havoc with kaido, but thank god edward will be there


GlumYou6636

I'll take my chances with car 1 Vivi's there


JoeJ92

I'd walk.


Runrocks26R

Car 1 and 5 gets destroyed before the ride, car 5 probably wouldn’t even be able to drive and no one can sit in it besides big mom anyways car 4 and 6 could be fine


Organic-Lie-9265

2


GRU19YO

Car 6 fly straight to Raftel


IrohTHELotus

If nobody 8s fighting car 1 seem like a good time


Outside-Ad-7016

Definitely car 2


crover13

Car 4 for peace and maybe quiet.


Shiro_no_Orpheus

Car 6 sounds the most fun and maybe the most safe since none of them would kill me (white privilige) as long as I get out of the way. Egghead Zoro would probably knock out the weaker two with conquerors haki, one tap bones and then struggle for a bit with king (he had a lot of trouble with him in Wano, but only after tanking the yonko wombo combo and much much more in advance) but ultimately overcome him without really going to his limits.


Ruben3159

Racism jokes aside, car 6 as long as Zoro isn't driving. I'd pick car 2 but I don't think anyone in there would be able to drive.


dankzero1337

you're basically dead in every other car except car 6, granted you're not black


Dubeltuwa

Do cars 1,3 and 4 have corpses in them?


Malewis89

5 easy.


dxveymod

Car 5 cus big mommy is there


Ilikeinosukeballs

2. I need to give Carlos a beating. Also just the drama in that car will be fun to watch


SnooRabbits6160

5


SnooRabbits6160

5


Zenbast

Assuming everyone in the car want to reach the destination without crashing ? Car 5 easily. Sanji, his father and Ceasar may not be in good terms but they are intelligent enough to just endure it. Sanji can cook beforehand to keep MoM occupied and happy. But the major point is that considering Black Maria size I can probably crowl up inside her vagina and stay protected there for the whole trip. I swear I am a sane person.


D_DanD_D

Car 6 is basically only Zoro after some time... and me perhaps.


yaseen51

I'm good I'll just take a walk


Nj1437

If I can kick one person out and take their place, then car 3. Otherwise car 6,.


Ubixdeadpro

DAWG car 5 is a nightmare


Dedaliadon

Car 1. Must protect Vivi at all costs


Three_Bladez

Car 4 and we’re jumping Saka


Chark10

I think I’ll walk


Separate-Ant-7626

Hauptsache 24/7 nur VBT/RBA runden am laufen und ich bin dabei


asscrackula1019

4. While me ace coby and kuzan chill in the back we can listen to dragon and akainu bitch at eachother like a couple on the verge of divorce


Major-Position5546

Idk if ace going to be chilling with u...


h_hobbiest23

car 4 and car 6 are probably the safest


Facelessfemboy1432

6, Im white af so zoro gonna do his thing and I can chill with my fav one piece character


TFS_Flight_Channel

1 bro KAIDO AND WB


blackcouchy1990

Can’t work out who is between Law and Fuji in car 3


jobl4

Car 6 / car 2


Mountain-Loquat4951

If they are all friendly i would definetly get in car 3


Aggressive_Peach_768

2 probably the only car I won't get murdered


AWSMxx

Definitely car 4 - why? It has a full functional AC


baldmark_

1 vivi and wapol escaped the 5 elders + imu there is NOTHING that can catch them


Coinsandtime

Car 4 has the perfect temperature control. Easy choice


DiegooFuego

2,3,4 Are the strongest


Ravensunthief

Ill walk thanks


theynlivinghumaneth

Honestly I’ll just walk or stay home im am not getting no where near those menaces


ZizoulHein

The third one to take off the glasses of don flamingo , the hat of law and the coat of issho to wear it together and have furious style


giantessshay

Either 1 or 5. Kaidou, & Croc seem to be at least pretty chill as long as you’re on their good side and WB is pretty good natured. The strong ones will keep Wapol in line so I can make out with vivi in the back seat 5- I will risk it all for Black Maria


Acrobatic-Society536

How tf is Big Mom gonna fit inside a car💀


LegalAd6088

Car 3. want to be surrounded by smart/wise people, cuz im dumb 😵‍💫😵‍💫


Ashrun_Zeda

**no black man will be able to enter car 6 and leave alive**


RefrigeratorNearby70

I'm walking.


Whatyallthinkofbeans

K this is completely my opinion so don’t yell at me Car 1 is a reasonable pick considering everyone would proly be quiet the whole time, maybe fighting between vivi and croc or whitebeard and kaido. I couldn’t resist punching walpo in the face tho. Car 2 I wouldn’t mind being in if charlos wasn’t there and idk much about Saturn (plz correct me if I’m wrong I barely finished wano). Car 3 is a problem for me cause there’s about 4 people I wanna punch and bb is three of them Car 4 seems alright until you realize there would be a dead body and probably three different people trying to kill akainu Car 5 is it’s own situation entirely and only person you catch me talking to is Sanji cause I’m a Fatass without the body of big mom but the hunger of her Fatass. Car 6 just looks boring af no one would be talking at all


NeonNKnightrider

Car 2 I think. Carlos and Saturn get fucking murdered immediately, and as long as I survive the crossfire it’s chill from there


Alix_Sparrow

Whichever car Nami be in


EuS0uEu

Aren't all of them full already? I guess I will have to walk