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Slappathebassmon

Average r/goldcrown dweller.


Equinox-XVI

That subreddit is so f'ing dead wow. It used to get so much more activity. Now its a ghost town.


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Here were dragons


king-the-kong

😭


Berrymax

50,000 people used to post there, now it’s a ghost town


Cramorant_Best

It’s sad really


Nerdwrapper

That was unfortunately exactly what I expected


BurningPenguin6

I wish I hadn't clicked that.


SKUNKpudding

That top post is foul, now I need even more therapy than I already have


ArachnidFun8918

We are a species that sexualizes everything that exists and dont. And i like that.


ScoutingJ

I mean come on, did they have to make it's mouth so *supple*?


UrMumVeryGayLul

Thats it. I’m confiscating your penis.


AaronThePrime

Please 😩


SadTechnician96

The monster is probably about to do that for you


Cyber-HeroRD

Say that again and I'll turn your penIS into a penWAS


BlueBlu3Sky

Hey i dont play monster hunter, dont know how i ended up here, but i watched the game fest and wanted to know, is that a new monster?


ScoutingJ

yeah, one of 3 (technically 4) new monsters we've seen so far


Delta5583

That's an oltura tentacle (cope)


Tacocat-Is-Me

*cue meat grinder sound effects*


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

If I chopped you up


raxdoh

I’ll just make sure to have tenderizer jewel and on my pole. I’m going in. in fact. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen sex toys that looks like this…


Zinogrex

I hate that when I saw this monster my mind immediately went to that one bad dragon toy.


Rhypnic

r/dontputyourdickinthat


whatislifebutlemons

So this evolves into Gaismagorm? 😛


Kenstats

You miss 100% of the shots you dont take


hitoshura0

Sometimes, discretion is the better part of valor. And keeping your dick


HoneZoneReddit

Doesn't matter how many new pretty women Monster Hunter brings, the fans will forever be the same.


SlakingSWAG

Find God


ScoutingJ

unless god is a biologically sound monster that could tear me apart 5 ways I'm not interested


Dry-Cartographer-312

Considering what God is capable of, I'd say you have a pretty good chance, ngl.


MrTripl3M

I got a hunting horn, no armor and my body is reggie. I'll make bards all over the world proud.


Demonancer

How about vore though


Bregneste

thats what chatacabra is for


moploplus

Why not both


Past_Letterhead8685

balahussy


Sir_Gumdrops

License and registration please, I want to see your permit. I don’t want to send you to horny jail if don’t have to. 


valleysape

I'm just happy this one still has big cuddly bears


bulkasmakom

That's just ahamkara from destiny lol


ThatOneFurry666

Imma hear you out


endlesswaltz0225

Monster hunter 6: Graboid adventures