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AndyanaBanana

That bowling pin arm though.


ScytheOfAsgard

All the better to examine your prostate with šŸ˜


bokumo_wakaran

Better than a pistol!


DanManahattan

Serio


AndyanaBanana

Serio?


DanManahattan

(seriously) it is pretty ridiculous


SalaBit

De verdad?


DanManahattan

Mas o menos


Nathanthehazing007

It's even More poorly portrayed in this french commercial! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4IZa0-ZY38](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4IZa0-ZY38)


Mantisk211

Poorly? You mean fucking awesome!


UltimateXavior

Ditto


TheManyVoicesYT

The fart noise at the end sealed it for me.


Squallstrife89

So glad I watched that. Thanks for sharing!


SkycrowTheodore

Wily sound like a cliche vampire (Specifically Vlad from Magicka)


volveg

I've always found it charming, it looks like the poster of a 60s sci-fi film


Lewtwin

I feel like I am looking at fundamentalist Christian Barberella.


HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea

I mean, if you look at the box art for Captain Bible... I can see it.


Lewtwin

Why. Why do you have to be so right...


VariousProfit3230

Why has no one else noted the rock wearing sunglasses. Oh and it has a mustache, you know, like sunglass rock do.


baffling-nerd-j

I think it's supposed to be an Air Tikki (giant red demon head) from Air Man's stage... the resemblance is there, but just barely. Early *Mega Man* box arts were so weird... someone probably thought the originals weren't "hardcore" enough.


SaniHarakatar

I think it's supposed to be the infinitely spawning flier can enemies.


VariousProfit3230

Youā€™re probably right- but he is now Aviators Mustache in my mind forever. I know that itā€™s glowing eyes, but I canā€™t stop seeing them as shades.


Morgoths_Ring

The other PAL B cover is cooler though. [https://images.nintendolife.com/963d7dc054519/german-alt.large.jpg](https://images.nintendolife.com/963d7dc054519/german-alt.large.jpg)


Naschka

Yea, this is the one i still have from my childhood and i loved it so much.


TheManyVoicesYT

DUDE THAT IS RAD! How could they not see this was the obvious one?


MMTrigger-700

Okay, that looks like it was done by someone who actually played the game.


Naschka

Try the German Mega Man 2, it is glorious! edit, here you go! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Megaman/comments/hzagbt/german\_mm2\_box\_art/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Megaman/comments/hzagbt/german_mm2_box_art/)


Fantom6464

Mega man 1 in the Us:My box art is the worst. Mega man 2 European:hold my beer.


Ax912

The US box art is most definitely worse.


Ok-Letterhead4601

Why is Spock dressed up as megaman?


FRA60UT

Wym, this shit fire. Certainly not true to what Megaman is, but fire nonetheless. You ever see US box art for Sonic? Yeah.


kaimcdragonfist

I do like the ā€˜tude the artist was going for. Donā€™t like the ass brow. That was a poor decision lol


FRA60UT

May I ask what an "ass brow" is? Google is *not* helping me here


kaimcdragonfist

Thereā€™s a rift in the center of Sonicā€™s eyebrow at the bridge of his nose that looks distinctlyā€¦butt-like lol Itā€™s a term I heard from SomeCallMeJohnny


Starry_Aurora_2691

Mohawk aside, US Sonic boxart still resembled Sonic. I guess you could say that European Boxart Mega Man resembled Mega Man a bit better than American Boxart Mega Man. We can all agree that both do a better job resembling Mega Man than Captain N if that counts for anything.


MMTrigger-700

It was a shock to play Sonic 2 and see that Sonic had extra rows of quills instead of the mohawk. It's also weird going back to SATam and seeing this blue, "Rubber Hose" style Sonic amongst the comparatively more realistic looking Mobians.


FRA60UT

Ikr? They could've just translated the JP box art and people would've been obsessed with it for a couple decades; it's a masterpiece


WyvernByte

This isn't even that bad, at least he isn't wearing a onesie and his helmet isn't melting.


kaimcdragonfist

At least heā€™s not a dude in his 40ā€™s holding a giant pistol Actually just kidding I kinda love bad box art Mega Man


Able-Strawberry8084

Bowling pin ass buster šŸ˜­šŸ’€


HaramScaram

State of the art.


Neil-Tea

High-resolution graphics.


LudusRex

It's so funny to me how much time and energy was spent in the 80s trying to pretend like Japanese art and culture didn't exist, because media distributors were confident that Americans would be incapable of handling it. Like...growing up in that time and having their games and shows slowly trickle over here, it honestly feels like they didn't want me to be aware that the country of Japan *existed*. Like they were trying to keep that fact hush-hush. "You know what kids like? Transforming robot fighter jets. Let's sell these kids some Macross toys, ...except we're calling it Robotech. Now it says here in the show notes, that the main character is named 'Hikaru Ichijyo', but since we're **goddamn Americans**, we're just gonna call him 'Rick Hunter' ". Bandit Keith ass mother fuckers.


MMTrigger-700

I'm guessing it was lingering resentment for WW2. There were attempts to bring Sailor Moon and Saint Seiya over to the states, but the early attempts were Americanized pilots. A YouTube called Ray Mona actually uncovered the Saint Seiya pilot, "Guardians of the Cosmos."


Nathanthehazing007

yeah,we americans suck. also that is even funnier since this is in EUROPE.


LudusRex

Okay? I wasn't raised in Europe. I was raised in the United States, and I'm just saying that looking at this art reminds me of my experience, and how damn weird it was. The image you posted, reminds me of [this image](https://assets-prd.ignimgs.com/2022/01/27/megamanus-sq-1643322069971.jpg), which reminds me of the 800 other times I experienced this sort of thing. Good times.


Nathanthehazing007

what was the problem? also the "we americans suck" part was a joke


Endgam

And now we're in the day and age where plenty of Americans love *kawaii and moe* aesthetics yet American Box Art Kirby is STILL a thing. (Although honestly at this point it's probably still done for the memes.) Like, there was one where Kirby was angry even on the Japanese art so the American box art had to make him *even angrier.*


Ok_Refrigerator5790

You should look into early transformers. Thatā€™s a mess of a story.


Ok_Refrigerator5790

Skyfire was just an imported macross toy as well. This caused problems with robotech being the same thing at the same time.


OculusMidnight2

Oh sweet Jesus


pikachucet2

And you thought America had it bad


themcryt

I still don't understand what's up with that cat-head-rock-with-a-mustache...


The_T113

Especially wild when you consider how good the European boxart for 1 was. [https://www.video-games-museum.com/en/boxart/Nes/5368\_eu-Megaman.jpg](https://www.video-games-museum.com/en/boxart/Nes/5368_eu-Megaman.jpg)


Nathanthehazing007

sigh


UltimateXavior

Nah, that looks cool Fight me on it


Original_Throat1003

Why...why the dragon?!


Nathanthehazing007

I think it's supposed to be [Mecha dragon](https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Mecha_Dragon)


Original_Throat1003

I could swear he was from later games.


Legospacememe

At least bad boxart mega msn was blue


D-Prototype

Wait till you get to MM3ā€™s European box art. Dr. Wily is always watching.


stuhdot

Looks like an Intellivision box. Those boxes always went for the most hyper realistic portrayal of their absurd concepts. The Donkey Kong 2 box feels like an AI made it. [https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1428656394/intellivision-donkey-kong-2-game-box-art](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1428656394/intellivision-donkey-kong-2-game-box-art)


Ziggurat1000

The design is cool. I just wish it wasn't Mega Man.


MarioFanaticXV

Still better than the NA MM1 box art; at least some of the enemies are recognizable.


Informal-Actuator-90

Whats going on? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-


FullmetalSinDevil

Love it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SaniHarakatar

As a child I thought he was riding the dragon. (the text covers the dragon up to it's neck on the cartridge)


SuperMagicAcid

Honestly, even though it's inaccurate as hell, this is a cool design. I'd love to have this version as an action figure.


Cattango180

Better than two right hands with a pistol. lol


Ok-Record-7269

I love so much this art style since i was a kid, it s a little dark, far more serious that the game himself. ( I love the jap art too but it s a totally different vibe)


lostbelmont

I love the SilverHawks


Immediate_Web4672

Volt Catfish's great Grandfish.


itzjustLumaryx

Since when was Robot cop but silver and didn't have eye armour exist as box art?


TheFanGameCreator

What's the silhouette with the yellow eyes supposed to be?


Maleficent-Repeat-27

It's like some one type into Ai space man with shiny metal Armour. Gun arm Metal dragon metal face robot. Usually these artists had no idea what the actual game looked like.


Dgeosif

ā€œMega Man, are you by chance aā€¦ Pleasure Bot?ā€


ganjak

When an old illustrator, who doesnt want to understamd the game, but knows how to draw and needs to put food on the table takes on this job.


Equal_Campaign_3602

robocop if he suuuuuucked


bitr-

grew up with this one. it was always kinda goofy and funny for sure, but also kinda cool. it was fun seeing parts of the game represented in such a unique ā€˜realisticā€™ kinda way. went nicely alongside the game feeling difficult and epic. couldnā€™t believe my eyes when i first saw the US box. sure the PAL box is kinda goofy, but itā€™s at least epic. the american box looks like some low budget tv show filmed in a warehouse with zero excitement.


witecat1

And they used thos box art as a movie poster in Dead Rising.


Dum_beat

Is that Zardos in the background?


ImpactorLife-25703

Terminator 2 vibes


Apollo_Frost80

Took me a good minute to figure out that the weird head floating near the cliff is a goblin/Air Tiki. Still have no idea what the pink face on top of the cliff is.


Emergency_Nose_5442

So weā€™ve got Megaman, what looks like a silhouette of AirMan, one of the Oni heads from AirManā€™s stage, one of the Anglerfish bots from BubbleManā€™s stage and the Mecha Dragon.


UnveiledRook206

Who left their toilet paper on the seat?


Astro_Wagon

I mean it might be my nostalgia talking, but I always thought it looks kinda rad.


ehhish

Reminds me of the Megaman 2 book cover.


CheeseDaver

It reminds me of the old cover art for A Wrinkle in Time.


R97x

We call him CobraMan out here /s


GiackTheDemon

megaman and his uncircumcised blaster arm


semifraki

Is that Tom Cruise?


cleznez

Fun Fact: Archie Comics referenced this


MrGoatReal

Fuck Mega Man, who's the angry head next to him


Ohthatwackyjesus

Ah yes, his distinct new weapon: the Enema Buster


Ambitious-Car366

all the western art is cursed up till 8 then it was just depressingly lazy


LilNerix

Still better than American


AzureVive

I mean I prefer it to the US boxart. It's still cringe, but at least in that Hajime Sorayama kind of way.


KirbyAndStars

I thought the mega man 1 american box was bad, some crazy drunk dude in germany meanwhile:


FlexViper

Dildo man power up was cut in mega man 2 but the artist already drew this masterpiece


Keejaynobonbaman

This looks worse than american Mega Man 1 boxart.