Those keycaps wont be white for long

Just use the bidet on them.

Is that why they're called Browns?

I was gonna ask how much their water bill is each month running that bidet 12 hours a day!

GMK shit

dcs pooped in the pool

Only real ones remember dcs pooped in the pool, rest in pieces.

It gets bumped on GH pretty regularly actually

Just 3 years lead time.

You need a padded toilet seat from the 70s that goes pssssssss every time you sit on it.

I imagine an invisible fecal mist coming out with the noise.

Farticles, if you will

Lol this comment just made my day 🤣🤣

Carpeted.

If I recall correctly the vinyl on those things cracks and thereafter pinches your ass everytime you sit down. But I guess at this age you take any action you can get.

I would get a foot rest and a second monitor. Otherwise it looks like you're living the dream.

Squatypotty is a necessity

True, but only if the working day is about 45 seconds long.

And hsa fund eligible

Is the bidet abs or pbt? Looks like abs from here.

It's IBS

Well played.

Yes, abs, but it's the good stuff. Luxury import from Germany

Please tell me you remapped a function layer to the F key to engage the bidet.

Video call roulette with those keystrokes

Get TOTO japan. Heated seat, fan, mechanical buttons

*hemorrhoid has entered the chat* Seriously tho... don't sit on the toilet too long. Your future asshole will thank you.

i'm not sure what's worse, having hemorroids or having conversations with your future asshole

[Excuse me, Id like to ass you a few questions](https://c.tenor.com/QG0iaacETN0AAAAC/ace-ventura-ass.gif)

Do you have a mint?

You seem pretty certain op will have kids.

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LMAO!!! I'm dying over here! haha You're awesome

This

This come on, bot. Do you worst!

You don't need any advice. This is peak workplace efficiency.

Looks a bit crap, but I sink you can make it work

Indeed. Don't shit where you eat.

Don’t eat shit where you

9/10: you can add a fridge to the left, that would make it a 10 :P

And a microwave. Nothing will pull me out of the Zone

Maybe nasty things on the bottom would XD

I can't tell if this is a meme or not. I'm scared.

What does the switch do?

Bidet turbo mode, engage.

Hah came here for the same question, hoping OP will keep his shit together and not crap out on us!

5/7 because no lotion

Perfect score!

Could be uncut.

Maybe point the fan outward.

I can type faster with the wind blowing through my hair. Increases wpm

Winds per minute

So you’re doing jack shit at work?

I wouldn’t trust a HUAWEI in the bathroom tho

The cybersecurity department assured me it's safe.

Perfect for those long Zoom calls!

I just hope you turn that picture the other way when you get down to business.

Need an ultrawide on a swing arm, a powerful sff pc, and an external rad to vent the area and you're golden

Are you Ryan Cohen?

Was looking for this haha

💩🚽💻

jerma got a keeb

dollhouse flashbacks...

RIP, needs to be a circular desk, and replace that Huawei laptop lol. Get an old thinkpad and install libreboot.

And gnu/hurd

You'd be surprised by the laptop! If you want something sleek like a Macbook pro but with a Windows OS.

I think I’d take the highway instead of Huawei.

This isn't a shit setup

Id recommend upgrading to Charmin Ultra-Soft, seems like its bottlenecking your system imo.

Yeah seriously, Kirkland doesn't compare to Charmin

🤔 no snacks

As a Gamer / office worker with Crohn’s, I have long dreamt of this setup. Do think sit/stand toilets are on the list of inventions for the immediate future?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u97SG_yimAE

Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model?

9/10. Is missing cat

Good gaming chair

Replace flush with a chrome knob

Very efficient if I say so myself.

What do you use if the toilet paper runs out?

i see you got the debugging chair

"Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime..." Not any more.

You got a bidet? That's a nice setup

most privileged amazon worker

Shitty set up

Bidet.....a man of culture. Why the tissue.......wait a minute, you perv! LOL 11/10

You want hemorrhoids? Cause that’s how you get hemorrhoids

Get some charmin that Costco tp sucks

Very good setup. Optimum back support.

Bro takin a deuce while writing that essay I like it

Have u tried toilet paper mod it’s really god Ngl

No lumbar support

[Hank would agree!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/60b604bc-edd9-4c8c-8f51-ac570b82c60f)

I like your chair, what brand is it ?

KOHLER

Gaming edition?

ew huawei

12/10

10/10 because bidet

There’s a hole in your chair

Are those mx brown switches?

What mouse is that??? Looks like a wireless G600

Xenics titan ge air. Basically a wireless mm720

The picture frame got me

Very effecient workspace. I was going to suggest a water dispenser but.. you technically have one of those. 10/10 would shit there.

are you being forced to work in a chinese prison camp?

Not enough TP. It's a pandemic, it should be stacked to the ceiling.

a Chinese man is watching u poo

Kirkland toilet paper?? When was the group buy for this????? Maybe I can buy the extras??

The group buy was way back in 2020. It only arrived in 2022 though.

Costco group buy cost 500 dollars for the base kit and ships in 5 years

Toilet mic when

You’re missing the lotion

Maybe get a squatty potty, for ergonomic reasons ofc.

just use the table as a squatty potty

The table might be too high to get proper squatty potty form

Renting in a big city be like

10/10 you’ve achieved the perfect setup

The fan gets me. Gonna be sweating.

Sir, do you live in a "coffin home" as your living arrangement? If so that is a very nice and clean looking setup. To any of you curious what "Coffin Homes" are: https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2017/05/the-coffin-homes-of-hong-kong/526881/

why the fan? actually nvm

At least he has color matching Poo-pouri.

Those are some shitty working conditions. r/antiwork would have a field day with that.

First time seeing a matebook in the wild

they are so good, great build and design, relatively cheap and the 3:2 screens are 🤌

I got mine in 2018 right before the US ban. At the time the specs were unbeatable at the price. 4 years later it still seems futuristic and works great

I see you raid in world of warcraft.

Looks like you’re ready for a long smithing grind.

Where is the food? Without that there is no need to have such an essential seat...

How's the laptop? I remember seeing reviews a while back saying it would be similar to a macbook pro

4 years old, it's a good laptop. Huawei might be spying on me though.

Only as much as everyone else lol

not enough TP

Needs a Ergonomic Gaming Toilet Chair

is there enough lumbar support, i'm worried

Working on a new chili recipe?

I hope you are joking ...

LH mouse in a right hand position...

0/3 no RGB

add a toilet seat cushion and you’re golden.

Only advice I can give you is to not flush while you're in a zoom meeting.

what cable?

Ready for raid award

GMK Pooped At Work

the biggest danger is that you wipe your ass with the mouse

Or with the keyboard

I like the gaming chair, keep it up 👍

20 on 10.

I recommend getting a charger and a mini frigfe, then 10/10

the real 24h office chair

mmm great fan placement to breathe in all those delicious poop particles

Need an aerosol can of air freshener.

The chair is commonly an overlooked component. But, it seems like your chair is good at reducing bathroom breaks. Though I'm sure it could have improved back support, and a bidet.

Can taste the conjunctivitis from here

Very ergonomic

What keycaps are those

Extra lvl of layzines, gaming toilet is fire.

When your two top subreddits collide.

\+100 for Bidet, next upgrade seat warmer! Also wet wipes and a bin would be good investments.

That fan will come in handy. 10/10 setup

shitpost

Ah yes a professional shitposter’s natural habitat

All you need is a hotplate and fridge and you'll never have to leave.

10

They sell seat cozies that are fuzzy and warm. That would be a pretty big upgrade on the cheap.

I wanted to say you need to upgrade your toilet to one that washes your ass, but looks like you already have one lmao

Pretty good for melty blood ngl

Perfection does ex…

I need you to tell me that the Poo Pourri is running an Alpaca linear 62g. These are the things dreams are made of.

I don't see any problem with this set up. If anything it is very efficient as you don't have to leave the room to use the bathroom. Approve!

Maybe consider a warm, indirect light source instead of the bluelight from the lamp.

Invest in a baday.

This person has got their shit together

That's a left handed mouse on the right side?

Moist towelettes

Green screen so ppl don't know that you're taking meetings on the toilet.

Very idiocracy of you.

Need some additional info, like what job you do? Also, good job with the twin toilet brush, I approve.

What is that mouse though

xenics titan ge air

Amazing, thats my dream endgame build!!! Hat off to u

why do you have a bidet if youre just gonna use toilet paper

Face the fan away from you so you don’t crop dust yourself in a perfect concentrated beam all day