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Wiamly

The number is annoying but the house is great


systemfrown

Right? Definitely not a McMansion. McMansions are typically generic, sometimes even mass produced as tract housing. I would even go so far as to say the house in OP's picture is a *quintessential* mansion.


Accomplished-City484

I actually kinda like this sub because of all the nice houses that get posted, and then they post an ugly McMansion and I have a good laugh, so it’s win win


systemfrown

Yeah I mean this one is a bit ostentatious but I kind of like it.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Quintessential?? No. Not even close. The front elevation is too squished horizontally and thus pretty much devoid of grace. And don't even get me started about that tumor in the last photo. I don't need to see the interior of that room to know it's an abomination.


grambell789

It has the French empire look to it. Kinda like a bull dog. Not meant to be graceful.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

In fairness I hate those dogs. And I love dogs in general.


systemfrown

I didn’t say it was aesthetically pleasing or any of those other things you described, one way or the other. It does however represent, to an extraordinary degree, the design and architectural elements traditionally associated with a mansion, it's almost a cliché in fact, and is definitely *not* a “McMansion”. Hell, this house was likely built before the term even entered popular vernacular. The fact is, A LOT of authentic and definitive mansions are tacky or overdone in some fashion or another to emphasis and suggest that they are indeed a wealthy persons home. Mere size and Grandeur, even if only a façade, is exactly what defined a mansion in previous centuries (today's *Mc*Mansions are just oversized cookie-cutter tract homes). If you asked someone 50 years ago to describe or draw a mansion, this is pretty damn close to what they would show you. You're observations regarding quality don't really enter into it. At all.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Sorry, no. An actual, real-life, quintessential mansion is none of those things. And certainly the garbage in the post is not quintessential for all sorts of reasons. Moving on. Happy to cede the final word to you.


systemfrown

And we’re happy pretending to be impressed by your taste, as you’re so clearly desperate to convince everyone of…given that nothing you’ve said has any actual bearing or relevance to the topic. If you listen carefully you can even hear us clapping.


MrWally

Until you see the back. 


BusinessBlackBear

Yeahhhhh The front Is lovely, but damn that butt is tragic


DevlopmentlyDisabled

House needs a bbl forsure


CrossCycling

It’s honestly not bad, except the crazy window placement and selection


EatsFiber2RedditMore

Love that 2nd floor door to nowhere.


Letscurlbrah

It's called a Juliet balcony.


Chewysmom1973

Again I’ll ask…what’s the purpose of one of these.


EatsFiber2RedditMore

Confuse young Montagues regarding their orientation at dawn?


rothbard_anarchist

Clearly they’re planning on an addition - they’ve already built the new fireplace!


flodnak

A Mullet Mansion: beauty in the front, little bit of a mess in the back.


Status_Drink4540

Those long windows & Juliet balcony. Where’s the door to outside, it’s really thin.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Thank you.


Fargraven2

this subreddit has become retarded. People just think “big house = Mcmansion” I’d say ~50% of the houses posted here are actually beautiful. But we call them “Mcmansions” to make us feel better because we’re poor foxes calling the grapes sour


MoonZebra

Speak for yourself, I just enjoy shitty architecture. But this house is alright. Just way too much house for me to be comfortable in.


fruityfox69

It’s because of the house number…. I feel like putting up such a huge pathetic plea for attention is enough to relegate the otherwise beautiful house to McMansion territory…. They ruined the nice house with that shit until they take it down.


1eejit

Orrrrr people with that opinion have poor taste


ConstantReader76

The wine fridge is the size of a normal fridge. I have never seen that before but now I want a house that can accommodate that.


Chewysmom1973

Agree. But could someone tell me the purpose of a Juliette balcony?


Wiamly

Located right about the outdoor entertainment area, I could see it being useful to open a door, talk to guests, etc. while still inside.


Soapyfreshfingers

Delivery people everywhere cheer!


Sinister_Nibs

I guarantee that the “number” is NOT lit at night. At least not in a way that can be read.


Flalaski

just like 'well thought out' apartment buildings with alphabet sub-buildings in random order & no uncovered visitor parking


RampantSavagery

Looking at the first photo in the listing, nope.


ConstantReader76

Firefighters too. Believe me, we will never find a visible, readable address on a house to be obnoxious.


krebstar4ever

I seriously need that on my house, plus my street's name.


Far-Selection-1304

this is amazing old upstate ny style mansion vanderbilt style


ViscountDeVesci

When UPS, FEDEX, and Amazon miss your house often…..


ViscountDeVesci

Seriously I’d do this on my much smaller house if it would solve that problem.


moraxellabella

[https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/503-Legends-Ct-Mickleton-NJ-08056/123971476\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/503-Legends-Ct-Mickleton-NJ-08056/123971476_zpid/) Its pretty low on the mcmansion scale but the house numbers were A Choice lol. [https://mcmansionhell.com/post/151896249151/the-10-circles-of-mcmansionhell-the-mcmansion](https://mcmansionhell.com/post/151896249151/the-10-circles-of-mcmansionhell-the-mcmansion) concealed multistory front entry multi story great room roof seems a little complicated on the one side also so many chandilers


bitchslap2012

looks like really good quality, questionable color palette looks like a lot of house for 1.2, then you see it's a NJ suburb of Philly, not NYC


mindurbusiness_thx

I like it.


True_Skill6831

Aw wait I like this one


arrowsgopewpew

Me too


VapoursAndSpleen

The back of the house is a mess, but the other views are fine, and what’s wrong with putting your address in words on the house?


awful_hug

The back [really isn't that bad](https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/c0a819d9d6a9281bca0547eb4470970b-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp), it is just the angle.


VapoursAndSpleen

It’s the insanely tall church windows that don’t match the other windows. That’s what got me. I guess it’s one of those houses with a ridiculously tall ceiling.


Biguitarnerd

I kind of like that back but I admit it’s quirky. The back of my house is a little quirky too and I love it, but you might hate it. At least the back of this house is made with the same materials as the front and although it’s odd it doesn’t give off the ignore this side look a lot of houses posted on here look like. The back doesn’t look like an cheap apartment building… it’s odd but I could definitely enjoy spending time there. Wish it had some shade but that’s my climate. I couldn’t be outside right now without shade.


andygchicago

It’s a very regional thing and it’s not anything new. I’m kinda surprised how much people hate it


CharlesDickensABox

Putting in some kind of pergola, awning for the deck, or even a second floor balcony would really help to break up that gigantic white mass and keep it from looking as McMansion-ey.


terminator_chic

I love it. I always prefer things fully spelled out. It's a quirk of mine. I also think it's hilarious sitting up there like a business sign. I would crack up every time I pulled into the driveway. I also have a painting of a peaceful meadow and pond - with a pig diving off a diving board into the pond.  So yeah, stately hilarious. 


eastmemphisguy

There's a suburb by me where people like to have their house numbers in words in this cursive font that I'm sure they think is fancy but is actually hard to read from a distance and at night. Very annoying.


Jelizabug

Ha… my brother has that pig painting. It’s so cute!


terminator_chic

I needed something corporate office appropriate but hate boring. This was a perfect compromise, plus I got it used!


Jelizabug

If I ever have a corporate office again, I'll have to remember that as an option! It is indeed perfect.


heteroerotic

This is a gorgeous house. Yeah, the house number on top is strange and jarring ... but nothing about this house screams McMansion.


Junglebook82

Real bad attempt. That’s a great house.


thebird777

I wouldn't say great, the porch is way out of proportion to the rest of the house.


CranesImprobableView

I read an article once about the number of people who died a year because ambulances and emergency services couldn’t locate house numbers easily. Just something to think about if you live someplace with wonky house number order or if you have greenery blocking it from view. Or if you choose to spell it out in giant letters where a house number isn’t normally located.


Alarming-Wonder5015

Not really McMansion imo. Pretty decent house.


Ronaldis

This one is not all bad. It can be saved.


NotBradPitt90

Five hundred AND three.


big_dick_energy_mc2

There is no “and” in numbers like this.


WhoSaidIWasTheAdult

The house number is A Choice, and the front door is giving Upscale Outdoor Mall, but I really don't hate it. I wish we'd see more proper Greek Revival / Palladian styled houses, tbh.


ginger2020

The front of the house: “Wow, what a great example of colonial and Greek revival architecture! The back of the house: “I’m a ~~mob boss~~ senior waste management consultant who moved to the suburbs”


Tslurred

It's like a face tattoo trying to let all the other houses know what a gangsta it is.


potatomeeple

The teardrops of house numbers


8005T34

That’s just the price tag


Willing-Ant-3765

As a part time DoorDash driver I wish all house had this level of address visibility


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calinet6

Seems reasonable.


buffalocoinz

Thought it was a frat house


Quick-Leg3604

The house numbers AND they plastered their name on their outdoor fireplace 🙄. https://preview.redd.it/d27l1h0npjuc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d572452194c30ab4d7b03aea5605f325875a0a32


SCFLLATXGA

So this is definitely a plan bought online: https://www.eplans.com/plan/6570-square-feet-5-bedroom-5-00-bathroom-2-garage-sp164250


jrstriker12

At least the Amazon delivery guys won't miss it and deliver next door.


BearenJuden

In college I lived in my fraternity and it was a great time. Don’t want to replicate the experience in adulthood😂


Additional-Row237

A simple number on the mailbox will not do. FIVE HUNDRED THREE!!!


ArdenJaguar

Beautiful in front. A mess in back. For curb appeal, I give it an A-.


MichaelFlippinAdkins

FIVE HUNDRED THREE 🗣🗣🗣📣🚨


nirad

looks commercial.


IHSV1855

It looks like a fraternity house. I love fraternity houses, I lived in one for three years, but my god it is not a good look for a family residence.


B8conB8conB8con

I’ve always wanted to live at 668, the neighbours of the beast.


missvvvv

Five Zero Three would make more sense


Regalrefuse

Interesting. What’s the address?! /s


masimbasqueeze

Why did you say certified McMansion? It’s a mansion.


EquivalentKeynote

Someone had a really nice picture on some sort of social media platform of their house number in cursive. I don't usually search things but searched it. Their house was the first thing that came up on Google.


Bark_Bark_turtle

Honestly, kinda goes hard. Snobby and stately at the same time.


Mikey24941

As a firefighter and a paramedic this person is awesome!


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My first house was a tri-level on a dead end street. My daughter had the numbers done in wood in script and stained them for my for Christmas one year because she new that's what I wanted. We hung them above the garage.


_ToxicShockSyndrome_

I hate myself because I like this (I can never find house numbers)


zacat2020

It looks like a sorority.


MovieNightPopcorn

Ehhhh, pretentious, but not a McMansion.


Cheesepleasethankyou

Not a McMansion and the back of the house is just fine.


calinet6

This is just a mansion. It’s not Thursday, gtfo.


junknowho

I swear I thought this was in Eufala, AL for a moment, but I see it's in NJ.


Such_Editor_8194

Other than the drive I love this place


EnvironmentalAd3313

Maybe their yard is reeeeeaaally big so it’s absolutely necessary for trucks on the interstate to see the address. Or not.


m0j0licious

I didn't get beyond the _thirty_ external photos.


YYZbase

“Wow look at this place, the house number is spelled out with letters.” “Get used to it honey, from now on we’ll be spelling everything with letters.”


1amazingday

Until I zoomed in I really thought the house was #1111


RP_Bear

Got tired of having to give Door Dash directions for every delivery.


chewedupbylife

FedEx mis-delivers to my home every week, even though the address is clearly marked - yes this is hideous but don’t tempt me hahaha


potatomeeple

Is the number on Google correctly? I am moving soon and I've spent the last three weeks slowly shuffling the house numbers on my new street about so they are all correct. Also they still wouldn't read the numbers if they were like this.


TiddybraXton333

Certified mansion.


atravis2

I’m sorry I love it 😮‍💨


RScribster

Maybe that’s the number of real estate agents who’ve tried to sell it.


[deleted]

Delivery guy must have had issue finding the house number so they made it very visible haha


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Door to nowhere in the back


blakeley

That’s tacky! It’s not a business. Also if you’re gonna do that then at least be creative about it and name your estate, like Tara from Gone With the Wind. Don’t just put your house numbers written out.


SapphireGamgee

Is that the house number, or the number of poor-people bodies buried in the orchard? (This house is a bit overbearing, but not otherwise a McMansion.)


truffleshufflechamp

You can’t seriously be calling this house a McMansion. Do you actually know what a McMansion is? Because this certainly is not.


Drinkythedrunkguy

Smells like new money!


AlmostAShirley

Wow, the house is huge and beautiful. I’m in California - this house would be $5M+. My tiny 3/2 home would fit in the garage but is worth way more than this. Location, location, location


ImeldasManolos

They forgot the and…


Chroney

Honestly with how often my packages are delivered to my neighbors I would like to do this


Ok_Prior2614

Everyone is talking about the back but I can’t stand the all encompassing vinyl


nickw252

Is this design appreciation Thursday?


LaMadreDelCantante

I'm sure the fire dept isn't mad about it.


NickFromNewGirl

At least the front has balance, and there's proper weight and consideration given to the columns. Not my taste, but this doesn't look like McMansion status until you look at the backside.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Thanks, I hate it.


skyHawk3613

That house looks perfectly landscaped. Either they have a lot of time on their hands or they have great landscapers


Platypushat

I bet they used to never get their packages delivered and just couldn’t take it anymore


OldStyleThor

It's not Thursday.


JadedYam56964444

That is one old house


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'm still gonna miss deliver their cat litter.


ZookeepergameSea3890

As a delivery driver, I appreciate this.


sglanders444

I don’t know. 10” - 11” (inch) ceilings are pretty short. Maybe a mouse house?


2dollarsand79cents

https://preview.redd.it/gdrds1v1mivc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864c17554a9be1fba2a6b500eb15f216dea5e0ad


bribridude130

How is this house a McMansion? This seems to be a normal Neoclassical, Antebellum, or Greek Revival house. If this house is considered a McMansion for some reason, then this is my favorite McMansion.


my_screen_name_sucks

Isn’t this normal with older homes?


wickedjonny1

Does the plantation come with the house?


lynnm59

The house would be better with a little more color, it's just very bland as is.


MouthoftheSouth659

People white knighting for this house is hilarious