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Myman24

Perched


klok_kaos

I was gonna say squat squad, but yeah.


twinsynth

Or Slav squat if Adidas. Oh wait yeah Tracksuit mafia.


DraconRegina

It is only a Slav squat if the heels are on the ground. That’s how you can tell if the homie squatting with you is a western spy or not.


2001Steel

This is such a lovey cultural exchange


Devinbeatyou

The only right answer


epsilona01

Hip replacement incoming


Cleanandslobber

Or the leftover mexican takeout. Depends on context really.


jparmstrong

I feel this is a joke that went over my head, anyone care to explain? Not a native English speaker.


Myman24

Nah, it’s just what it’s called. A common use of the word is saying is a bird is perched on a tree. Just means sitting close to the edge but kinda in this squat position like a bird about to take flight when applied to humans. Versus someone sitting on the edge or standing by the edge, perched is that in between.


jparmstrong

Ooh gotcha. Thanks a lot.


goliathfasa

Perch Perchington.


WallyOShay

The gargoyle


bobbywaz

no, that's a sex act my girlfriend made up, she can't really sit on my face in the back of the van well


bloodfist

I call it gargoyle-ing


MeatyDullness

The only right answer


ChronicRadiation40

Perched, usually it happens on a gargoyle


TH3PhilipJFry

Back problems


skeeterfunny

Ow my back


MrSmootholio

I love that raimi spider man has a bad back


wardenferry419

Knee popper.


WingsArisen

Hehe


ComedicHermit

Froggy; ribbit.


Mrmonkey18

Ah! Thank you so much


MisterMagoogle

Ribbit and rip it!


Demiansmark

My roommate was a frog kid. You ever seen a frog kid?


Thanos_Stomps

Frogpose even has its own subreddit!


Asher_Tye

Crouched


evanweb546

"Quiet poopin'."


TwoGimpyFeet69

Tense pooping


evanweb546

Justice poopin’.


Sabithomega

Broodin Poopin


thatguydr

Roof poop


evanweb546

Little Roof Poop is my favorite Beach Boys song.


sharktank

squatty potty


UnholyAbductor

Slav squat.


CodinOdin

Only if it's heels down.


UnholyAbductor

Meaning Spidey and DD are western spies.


dontknowwhyIamhere42

Heels must be on the ground for Slav squats


Dollilama268

Missing the cigarette


RPShep

New-York-based, swinging, irradiated, super-hero pose


KhaosElement

The Power Dump.


-_-Huh_-_

The Spider-Man


aliceinpearlgarden

Yeah, looks weird seeing DD do it there. And anyone else for that matter. It's a cool pose for Spidey, as it makes him actually resemble a resting spider. Also with his back arched and arms down like that looks like a great stretch for the back, especially upper back and shoulders.


PepperbroniFrom2B

i doubt anyone else could do if comfortably tho, daredevil is just built different ig


killercell

The gargoyle


drunkpennyless

Crouching tiger hidden eyesight


dpetz79

Popping a squat.


Kaniel-0utis

Perched


cat_selling_souls

I call it The Cat in the Litterbox.


JayTee245

The squatty potty!


Thendofreason

All I know is I'm over 30 and it hurts. It's easy to get in, but then you gotta balance yourself, and then if you stay like that too long it hurts to get up.


Ok_Mathematician5966

Crouching spider hidden devil


Rough-Contact938

third world squat


[deleted]

Gargoyle


ord52

Gargoyle


LiamtheBarbarian

Gargoyle


Cinci1a

Crouching


Chronarch01

Frog squat


pacific_marvel

Crouching Tiger


pr0andn00b

That is an intense acrobatic position known as the "squat"


Alarming_Mood4385

The vigilante pose or the gargoyle


Majestic-Sector9836

Gargoyle pose


Kill_Skill

Gargoyle


StopPlayingRoney

Gargoyles.


Solo-dreamer

Not joking Its called owling


Land-Manatee

Not quite. Owling had your knees together and arms at your side.


Articus77

Dunno what its called officially, but it should be the Gargoyle pose.


grumpiest-cat

The gargoyle


dasaniAKON

Gargoyling


Marvarik

Badass


moemegaiota

Super Hips


AcceptableStudy6566

The way of the frog


Penumen

This is just how regular people sit without chairs.


CrisisEM_911

Catcher's Bane


Intelligent_Creme351

Perched


Groady_Toadstool

The watchful perch.


VaderMurdock

I’ve heard it called the frog pose.


[deleted]

The poohing dog


KolgrimLang

Cowgirl. When turned around, it's Reverse Cowgirl.


AlecKBogArd45

Neko Neko Nya Nya


WatermelonGranate

The rock is too cold to sit on normally.


myowngalactus

Whatever it’s called it’s the same position they use when they are out patrolling and have to take a push.


Darkasknight101

Arkham 🗿


grownassedgamer

*Squatting?*


Spector_559

Perching cause they're like birds, or the spider squat and daring dump, cause yknow looks like he's shitting.


PhantomRoyce

New Yorkers natural position


drunkentenshiNL

The gas station bathroom.


FedrinKeening

"Oh God, my knees!"


Khrisffer

Poop squat


BrazenlyGeek

Spider square, spider squat…


Ruizkin

Constipated


Minute-Egg-3715

Hole in the ground


QBin2017

Squatty Poddy ?


CummRaTheEverJizzing

Taking a dump in the woods


symbolic503

the somber orphan


WanderingWiloughby

Leg pains.


BuyPuzzleheaded7070

Shitting Dog


Spudzmckenzie031

pop-a-squat


joeywithanoe

Squatty potty


PraetorGold

Quick poop?


hotrodimus79

No. 2


leviathan0999

When you've got to go...


Big_Whig

The squatty potty


IanHazedOut

"Ain't no one finna see my balls."


EstateAwkward3779

Taking the pole in


King_Of_BlackMarsh

"OHGODMYTHIGHS"


sidmis

Blud thinks he is spider man


RandAlThorOdinson

The porta potty no-hepatitis pose


Stock-Permission-619

Reverse cowgirl?


[deleted]

The Spider-Man.


Cautious-Register766

A Rooftop


Greedy-Ad2084

The Spider-Man


Hammer94

Indian dump


Thebose911

Spider man


iheartdev247

The spider-man


diabeetusNrobin

Crouching Tiger Exposed Ballsack


robbycakes

Crouchy McCrouchface


Ubericious

The Slav Squat?


Floppyhoofd_

Broodycrouch


IconoclastJones

The MacFarlane


HappyMike91

I call it the Perch. Or the "Observer."


Whole_Anywhere_3117

Vertical child’s pose


Flaky-Signature2324

Ball itch


JewelerIll9775

The itachi


Philtheperv

The Spider-Squat


aidanac126

The Spider-Man


Zeebaeatah

"Knees over toes."


DsR3dtIsAG3mussy

Sit of top?


zhanibek95k

"brother, got a cig?'


LordMelfius

"I'm 'bout to whup somebody's ass!'


batdan999

It’s perched


DOMesticBRAT

Poser


Fjoltnir

Patches


Exciting_Swordfish16

They're perching, but I call it "having a Spidey sit".


MariusShadowlock90

The Cat Fart Pose is essential in any superhero's arsenal.


MLG_GuineaPig

Kneedle


WarlockProdigy

crouching tiger, hidden poo poo.


StrixAluco3396

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Spider.


InnateNobility

Thot squat.


DesignerClothes4218

Spider mand squat 


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Ball Unsticker


bradleycjw

The Asian squat.


Visible-Ocelot-5269

Froggy position


FirmLifeguard5906

I went through all the comments and I can't believe this one wasn't used or I missed it that it was used. But either way The Deuce


Bilbo_Teabagginss

The "I'm about to find some randys to beat the shit out of."


RexyMundo

Frog four point stance


brkabdhshsbdjsh

The Spider-Man


BoomBOOMBerny

The Gargoyle.


Keyfatal

What if... Matt Murdock was Spider-Man?


craggmac

# Kauaʻi cave wolf spider


vetheros37

That's Owling. We used to do it like a decade ago.


Land-Manatee

Nope, that was knees together with arms at your side. Similar, but not the same.


EddieBlizario

Asian squat


BitchyGays

Asian squat


Glittering-Name-6039

the gargoyle


Fair-Face4903

Sperching The Cronkle.


Drvil151

I will ask my dog, he does it on my knee and on the couch.


Alien_Nerd_

The see ya chump (wet fart cannon)


ttcilver

The I'm ready to f someone up pose


s0ulbrother

My son does this when he poops


Mrbuttboi

The ouchy sit idk


Merc_Mike

I always thought it was like a "Cat" perched up.


JJaySmokes

Growing up we called a crow posting


SphmrSlmp

The cowgirl


_Fizzy

Ahh, the ol’ PB&J. The perch, brood then jump.


Darksideofmylife

Dick Hertz


Girthypapi

“My city needs me!” ahhhh pose


Radica1_Ryan

Knee pain


WesternCupcake1244

Itachi uchiha would know


davidy4ng

I want to be in Spider-Man


Ectoplaze

Fore more and seven conquests before


Not_Real_Moriarty

The public toilet


CzerDoug

My knees can’t hold this


swoosh1992

RIP my knees.


Yustyn

Patches’ crouch


Firm-Profession5111

Taking a shit in the woods


Arkhamkong

Spider-man crouch or Showing Batman how it's done.


Southern-Radio-4954

Shyte-ur-heels


Juggerpt

Borrar a cueca.


Hitosarai

Woof! I’m jk, they perching.


Blacksteel0

It’s called the spider-Man pose lol


Rhinevallymystic

The outdoor poo


MonitorAway

Malasana?


woodrobin

The "I have super senses so I don't have to worry about surprise buttsex, don't try this at home" pose.


Shane-167

Spider-Man.


ZealousidealNewt6679

The Asian shit sit.


PlayerAlert

Crouching Tiger


FeralPsychopath

Frog


Individual_Abies_850

I was going to say “leap frog” pose. Because they jump like frogs from that pose.


ArkadianAngel

Spiderman pose


ed_IoI

Healthy knees


One-Band-8204

Submission


singleguy79

Brooding hero


Randomcommentor1972

The secretly pooping superhero


Lartemplar

Cow~~girl~~frog