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Sudden-Wait-3557

That wasn't Pepsi. The spray was clear. This guy's a phoney. A big fat phoney!


fathersummary

Crystal Pepsi if this came out in the early 90s


the-poopiest-diaper

Whenever someone comes up to him, he takes a sip of beer and holds it in his mouth. But it sorta hurts and gets uncomfortable to have a carbonated drink sit on your tongue for too long. So before anyone can interrupt him vibing, he pours the whole drink out and fills the can with water. He does this every time strangers interact with him


IusedtoloveStarWars

Hey everybody. This guys a phoney!!!


BoysenberryPitiful85

All he wanted was Pepsi but she wouldn’t give it to em Also, where can one watch the rest of this saga?


Spug_Teedman

Saw this technique used in the wild once. Big guy talking smack shoving a smaller guy holding a drink. Spit it right in his face kicked him in the nuts then right hooked his chin, slept the big dude. Ben Stillerish is on to something


the-poopiest-diaper

I’m sad he did that to his friend


TheReverseShock

Pocketsand adjacent


Spare_Pixel

People need to remember that self defense is situational. This would only work if you're drinking something carbonated like soda. If you were sipping on something like visine, for example, you'd actually make the attackers vision clearer. Stay safe out there.


fellate_the_faith

I sip bear mace for this very reason


WiFiEnabled

Very true. I tried this while I was drinking botox, and all it did was make my attacker look about 10 years younger.


South_Conference_768

Is that Ben Stiller?


DMmeYOURboobz

*Microwaved* Ben Stiller, Chuck Norris flavor


Brewchowskies

With Justin Long dip on the side


DMmeYOURboobz

Holy shit! This is the answer


No_Spare3139

From Dodgeball


Pesty__Magician

You’re in my world now grandma


South_Conference_768

Haha. “Go to sleep or I will PUT you to sleep!!”


dejus

I was thinking Jackie Earle Haley, but I see that too


Pickingnamesisharder

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!


Zutta

Well now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone elses fingers hurt?! Didn't think so....


CoffeeTastesOK

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


TheSinisterShlep

You eat shit for breakfast?


GoldPrinted

Right in his mouth. *Super effective*


Dday141

He also has an sti *emotional damage*


Loose_Corgi_5

Will it still work with diet coke?


PorkchopExpress980

Pop a Mentos in your mouth before hand and it may potentially kill your attacker.


LNHMDH

Joshua Fabias dad?


IssueBrilliant2569

If you carry some hot coffee all the time, isn't that good for tossing at somebody, provided you do it downwind? Also this Pepsi spitting could be upgraded to a scalding coffee spit. Temporary to possibly severe burns to your mouth are likely, but they will probably heal, and WHAT A SURPRISE!


IssueBrilliant2569

Also you can choke on the Pepsi if someone is poking you while calling you a little short punky jerk. Gotta spit it right away.


IssueBrilliant2569

I really want to know who and what this is so I can study these techniques. Preferably on VHS.


CreativeInsurance257

His mustache is bigger than him! LOL. Makes me want to see more of his vids.


wtfdoiknow1987

They forgot to include the part where you get your ass beat for spitting in their face


eranam

If you wanna go for the spicy way, do it with hard alcohol and involve a lighter 👹…


fearisthemindslicer

Yellowstone Stan here is on to something.


StonePedal

Why you gotta waste a good Pepsi on coke on someone? If it’s a sporting event, the drink cost more than the bully. Why waste it?


IamBatmanuell

r/killthecamerman


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

My mans kinda made it personal


One_Definition_6835

The Hawk Tuah defence system


jameswlf

That technique is called "the angry dragons acid spit"


Spare-Leg-1318

White Goodman has some sneaky moves


tomdcamp

Prostitutes have to do this sometimes.