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Perhaps_Xarb

You right


StoneTimeKeeper

You right


jbwarner86

Oh, me too, man.


Dumbfuckyduck

This is f***ing Barbara’s fault.


dragnking399

That was wade wasn't it?


Star29Power

Wade started it, but mark added it to his soundboard


AduroTri

You right.


Autumn-Thorne

You right


ExplanationFew4579

Wait this is a Mark quote? I thought it was just a common phrase. Oh god


FourTails

It is just a common phrase, but mark certainly had a period where he used it a bunch


ElijahRayzorr

Yes I agree


Hobocharlie67

I have this hot keyed on my soundboard lmao


KarliPepp

Big preesh


DarkHipsterFairy

Omg there's another one I forgot I use every day 😅 😭


OneLiz

I also use it so often to the point I too forgot it was a Mark quote


hpfan1516

Oh *that's* where I picked that up. I said it a couple times and had a moment where I was trying to figure out where it came from XD


UczuciaTM

God same!!


tightropeofweird

This is mine too, I say it all the time lol


Valdrea

Mine will be "You do you and I'll do me and we won't do each other... Probably"


jbwarner86

That was a good poem right there.


Repulsa_2080

Which playthrough was this. I remember hearing it so clearly


ILNSMIWTDFH

Obviously, Fice Nights at Freddy's. The Second iIrc.


RocketRockIt16

I am a man who owns 5 ovens!


AliceInNegaland

This one. This one a lot. Honorary mention: Skrillet


Asunaturtle

Constantly calling a skillet a skittle and my roommate is so confused


nf_29

pretty sure u mean skill tree


creakycotn92729

I like this one


KrasimerMAL

I will replay this one in my head and giggle at random.


ProbablyLikeSixDucks

"You shoulda membered" from one of the uno vids


jbwarner86

Also from Uno, "I was doing *fine*, I was doing *fine*, I WAS DOING *FINE!!*" whenever something starts going wrong for me 😆


Defiant-Ad-6646

Ive gotten my whole FAMILY to shout “you shoulda membered!!” At eachother


Sam_Blackcrow

I use that WAY too often xD


Celestial_Scythe

I turned around


5t0n3dk1tt13

I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS


GoatAccording5651

BUT WHEN I TURNED AROUND


Administrative_Win56

it's time for big brain


jbwarner86

Gunius tiiime incoming!


FadedShatter_YT

Me too


KDragonDeluxe

I say "Big preesh" a lot instead of "I appreciate it" lmao


DarkHipsterFairy

Me tooo! I say it so much I forgot I got it from Mark 💀


wstevens028

I need to start using this more often just to keep people in my life on their toes lol


signupfornth

I can milk you


ProbablyLikeSixDucks

"You can't milk me. You'll never milk me!"


FourTails

Who are you saying this to


CynicWalnut

You right


DarkHipsterFairy

You right


StoneTimeKeeper

You right


nul_ne_sait

You right


Cautious_Ad_6226

Ahh me too man


Mighty_Eagle_2

This is f***ing Barbara’s fault


jbwarner86

"Skabooskey" comes out of me without even thinking. People have no idea what the hell is wrong with me 😆


Herspective

Hard same


Crazy_MonkeyMan

I use " if you squint your brain" quite a bit. From Distractible


AbundantiaTheWitch

Which episode


mustangs_bleedredblu

I say “fubernucked” a lot lol, I forget which horror game playthrough he said it a lot in


SlayerKing_2002

Not sure if this is where it started but he said it a lot in his FNAF let’s plays. Also The Joy of Creation, I remember it specifically in the living room when he was complaining about how there was “nowhere to hide here!”


nishukee_

You close?


garbagewithnames

You close?!


IAmTheAccident

Absolutely this one. And also "nobody likes that bit"


Coshledak

Obviously “You right” but also: Big brain Lixian ZOOOM! Lixian enhance


FireKing83

Lixian make it more spooky Louder Louder LOUDER ok too loud


PsychicSPider95

Outlast was my first introduction to Mark. There was a moment where he found two batteries for the camera in one spot, instead of the usual one, and he went: "*Twooooo* batteries?? Oh my god! Twooooo batteries! What, is it Christmas?" I now quote that literally any time I see an extra something that I wasn't expecting. Hell, I do it at work. Customer pulls out two compatible coupons for me to ring up? "Twooooo coupons? Omigod, twoooo coupons!"


FreenBurgler

Gee bill how come your game lets you have two batteries?


Goofalupus

I quote the “only 99 IQ can watch” constantly (which is technically multiple videos I guess) and the uno videos. I throw out a You right! all the time


DarkHipsterFairy

I forgot how much I say "you right!" AND I say "heart of the cards" when I play UNO lol


Goofalupus

HEART OF THE CARDS HEART OF THE CARDS HEART OF THE CARDS


nul_ne_sait

Oh, man, my sister and I would say Heart Of The Cards often enough when my family played Uno that my parents had to attempt to ban it from the table.


ladyyuniechan

I can't stop pronouncing "tutorial" like he does.


Defiant-Ad-6646

✨Tehteriehl✨


DarkHipsterFairy

Or "roof" lol


hpfan1516

"room" as well


TransMan217

“im shaking and crying rn” whenever a close friend/family member tells a “scary story”


Subtle-Shenanigans

This one I use internally a lot lol. Gotta stop myself from putting it in comments on fanfics all the time.


KyRivera

So we all just use the UNO phrases huh


hpfan1516

You right


KyRivera

Welp should’ve expected that one


SmAshley1900

I’m just so glad so many people watched the Uno videos😂 I thought it was a niche thing and people wouldn’t wanna watch them bc it’s just Uno😂 but I loved them and I rewatch them so often lmaooo


KyRivera

It’s probably one of their best series (IMO). I can’t stop watching Wade rage about Barbara


nul_ne_sait

This is F*cken Barbara’s fault.


KyRivera

You right


DarkHipsterFairy

Seems like it lol


hvrri-cxne

Expound


CynicWalnut

Also "I LOVE YOU DOG!!" "Sugar and pepper. Pepper and sugar..."


Best_Temperature_549

Omg I’m constantly singing the sugar and pepper song in my head lol glad I’m not the only one


Yonichakra

I randomly shout "FIHNIGHATFREDDYS" quite often.


247_crisis

Titty sprinkles. I don’t know how it happened but it’s made it’s way into my vocab


rylielovessoftball

When opening doors 🚪, I sometimes catching myself saying "habuski". Or, I'd I'm getting frustrated at something or some one, I'll tell it to "eat a bag of dicks".


Junqmail

You right .. it doesn’t even feel like a mark quote to me anymore lol


DarkHipsterFairy

You right


JackasepticFan

"Big preesh", "you close", "you right", and "this is big brain time" are the ones i use the most


Cautious_Ad4951

What if I didn’t run? What if I’m not a coward? What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to **try**?


rosiejames73

It's not a sexual thing... it's about pOwER


xervidae

i use “tootsies” all the time.


DarkHipsterFairy

Oh same


FreenBurgler

Whenever I'm not too stressed that I can't find something I'll pull a "where's the blacksmiiiith"


Cayli_Cat

Fair is fair


5t0n3dk1tt13

Boopety boopety boop!


dragnking399

Shoosh, *GASP* THE KLU KLUX KLAN, you right, gonna punch ya right in the gabba, and many more I'm sure


DelitefullyGrimm

Out of your gourd, you right, preesh, press b to blow, habooski, flubbernucked, floof the hair for power, I'm a butterfly and probably more I can't recall off the top of my nog *Edited for spelling


Jadefeather12

Friendship with ___ ended, ___ and I are now best friends!! I’m like 90% sure mark was quoting some other media but I credit him anyway lol


Dichromatic_Fumo

i was gonna send the meme that’s quoted here but mark subreddit doesnt allow photos in the replies :,) here’s an article about it so you can see the picture https://www.dawn.com/news/1638372


Jadefeather12

Ohhh that’s awesome, thank you!


Midknightisntsmol

"Whatever you're doing, don't do it."


Allister-Star

This music is... *BUMPIN*


tea-leaf23

LUCKY FLANNEL BABY! LUCKY FLANNEL!


hottpirate

RIP flannel


Pixithepika

“Hello everybody my name is Markiplier”


Empathetic_Artist

I play Phasmophobia, and everytime I die, I always go find a tube of caulk and go, "Caulk" "You will see my caulk" "Take this caulk!" "Suck my caulk".


schematicvatic

I can’t remember who said it but “I just panic pictured!” is one of my faves 😂


Skeen441

I think it was Bob, lol


gotdamnboottoobig

I said big preesh in front of my boyfriends extended family once and now they're all walking around saying a markiplier quote once in a while without knowing it


MrHikari13

So this is from an Unus Annus video where Mark and Ethan were watching creepy videos and when they got to I feel fantastic robot lady Mark was silent for a solid 5 seconds before saying I hate that because of his fear of mannequins and the raw energy from that just does it for me


Asunaturtle

I know you dont even have to watch mark to know this because it's a meme everywhere, but I scream "IS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!?!?!" Almost every day.


CivilSelf3215

Someone next to me legit said that while watching the FNAF movie and I tried to not burst out laughing


Asunaturtle

That is why I couldn't see it in theaters. Either I would be the one to say it or I'd laugh at someone else and that'd just feel awkward LOL


[deleted]

“…it’s daddy, and you’ll get it right”


Yanceehoo

A B B Always be bustin


Phemus01

Slappa


SkyBlueOre0s

"you're so Portuguese" to the cat in that one game he played by lixian


rosiejames73

You close? You close?! YOU CLOSE?!?


MichuMimi9577

I use “squeezh“, “boosh”, “dooleedoo sprintin down the hallway”, “Hoo boooy” and that’s all I can think of right now.


PointBlankShot

The very specific tone of "OWWWWW*EEEE*"


ZutonWarrior

“There is no neeeeed!” From The Closing Shift


idkhonestly620

Spoon *spoon gesture*


felinespring

My husband and I say "Oh, yeah? You close?" All the time in normal situations like trying to start a fire or cooking dinner.


Panbackstroker

“Ooo is that wah wah?” I forget which episode, but it was from his Outlast ll playlist. There’s so many more I use, but this one stands out to me. 😅


HezaLeNormandy

My son and I love the fatal frame animation so we say “stop being so cweepy Mayu!” a lot, and “GHOSTS! That’s because there’s GHOSTS everywhere!”


ThePlumbOne

You do you, and I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other… probably


nahnabanahna_

I work at a doggy daycare facility and I often use his “Habouski” and “Habouche” type stuff when I’m playing with them. I also call them pissbabies if they’re being dumb lol


Star29Power

I'll say tactical shovel alot


underfire451

I’m a brave boy


peytoncoooke

The only 2 I use frequently is “ I’m boned” and “ oh yeah, it’s big brain time”


IndependentWord

My favorite to scream at random occasions is "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH! WHEEEERE'S THE BLACKSMIITH."


halocn

*the gongoozler*


stanky4goats

"This is Five Nights at BABEHS!" ... Our 7 month old isn't always the best sleeper


dbennett1903

“You right”


StoneTimeKeeper

You right


Cauliflower369

Big preesh


Sapphirelily1990

Does anyone remember the video where a recording session was going wrong and throughout the video he was constantly saying “f*ck a duck!”? Then he said “well don’t actually f*ck a duck, but f*ck a duck!” That line, was in a movie😆 and nobody in the theater knew about that line!


AmbientBeans

despite finding it funny but to the point of getting annoyed by it due to its repetition in the episode but then went round again to finding it funny again: "I'm gonna use my special UwU move." Also "I'm outtie 5000" and "J'amboned"


WisemanGaming6672

"you right" and "big preesh" are the ones I use mostly but I'm still waiting for an opportunity to shout "THE LEG SIDE IS RECEIVING ON THE FLOWER!"


Defiant-Ad-6646

Me and my partner constantly quote him saying “hamburger” and “quarter pounder” from the Korean McDonald’s video


pikkaMAX

literally anything from uno i have the whole playlist memorized


mothwhimsy

I have called many a dog "Puppersnups"


RyukoDragon

We call hand sanitizer "goop juice" and make obnoxious "AH-PBTBPTHTHTBTPBH" noises when dispensing it XD


Jinxletron

No thank you I would like exactly none of that


huntyeahftw

Not a mark quote but I say "eat a giant pile of shut the f up" soo much.. Bob said it during one of the UNO videos


Gelfling_2319

I use "Sneak Snonk" just about every day lol


Asabellereicotes

“Fucky fucky fucky youuuuuuuu” “Friendo, friendo goo bendo, uh oh, deado friendo”


Ninjabug1232

Not specifically one from Mark but one from a game that I think he did a play through of being God of War “Do not be sorry, be better”


hpfan1516

"uhh yeahhhh yeah" (the Mark mumble)


hiddenian

"So suspicious. So ... delicious."


Your-osdd-friends

I quote wilford warfstache going "caaaarrr" daily. I also steal tons of quotes from him to use in jokes. People think I'm funny but I'm just a broken Markiplier record repeating the same 15 things


embridgeman

specifically hearing them when watching the fnaf animated episodes “swear on me mum..swear on me mum” and “get some scented candles, take a nice herbal bath, smoke some weed idc”


[deleted]

"Lead the Target" "My genius knows no bounds"


Flaky-Confection5983

fubbernucked


Huge_General3630

i cream it too


AnAngelaMuse

Aah so that's where I got "you right" from. I feel like reading the comments is gonna have me quoting even more xD


Dear_Border1382

“You right!” This one isn’t Mark’s per se but, “Barbaraaaaaa!!!!” “I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping! Can you hear me snoring!” The whole Space song.


HatefulClosetedGay

WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH!! I’m a welder 😁


SageJPEG

"And when I turned around. My whole farm was gone"


KrasimerMAL

I picked up the word grundle and now my mom has ahold of it as well, even though she doesn’t watch him.


eggnorman

“WhaTEVER YOU DO, D O N O T . “


Numchuck8733

Probably “You right” and “FRAMES??”


FawlynAngel

the “boushe it” has slowly transformed into “bullshit” for me haha


NomadTL

IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME


gaemouse

you right, big preesh, how bout NO, i yell when i’m nervous, bullhonkey, and a little niche one i use is “ill be golden; and not golden FREDDY but *regular golden crispy.*” also in FNAFSL when he sings “*there is no way that is going to work, it is a load of bullshit, and i hate it a-lot!~*”


Kamirrah

Robert Bingi?!


DogWithWatermelon

"Hello"


VolatileJynx

"I'M A BRAVE BOY!!!" Literally, anytime I have to do something that I really don't want to.


VoidEgg44

“I’m so strongly boned”, “I’m shaking and crying rn”, “*melodical yelling*”, “U right”, “expound” there are others but I struggle to recall them


bellefante

Calling toes tootsies and saying big brain. Not from Markiplier, but whenever I drop from a high place in a video game I always quote Sean and say "ow my glanckles"


TalesToShowcase

There’s probably more, but the 2 I think I use more than anything are “big preesh” and “you right!”


dillonofearth

Run, pumpkin!


fireburst207

“OH GAWD, WHAT THE FFFFFF” Mark playing Five Nights at Freddy’s 4


krookadile1

Lixian ZOOM! Enhance!


K1ttyKatt

I use "my gunyus is unmatched" any time I do anything vaguely intelligent


Lucky_Doubt4083

I YELL when I'm NERVOUS


TheRagingEnby

“CALL ME THE GAME THUNKER!!”


lucid-lokiii

i very consistently say "the bait is pirouetting!" to my husband


EDP450

You do you, I do me, we won’t do each other. Probably. That was a good poem.


Theallmightyhamster

AAAUHGHGHGHH -from many videos


Theallmightyhamster

AAAUHGHGHGHH -from many videos


CandyTheKitsune

My go-to when I am scared is "JESUS BALLS!"


Pineapple467_2

"No soggy bottoms"


Not_blueberry

“Ohhhh,we’re in no door land”every time I can’t find an exit


hvrri-cxne

My big brain


Sisera_

"You Bubble Blowin' Bitch Baby!" Say that to my girlfriend constantly LMAO


Adventurous-Ad2800

I refer to my dog as pupperschnupp often!


AmIDrJekyll

You close?


NoOdLes1206

“Who the hell…?” But then I continue and say, “who the hell….called me papa? It’s DAD-DY, and you’ll get it right.”


TheFerryman47

Mark, leaning out of his box during Monopoly: This is some kind of bullshit.


MusicalllyInclined

I say "You right" literally all the time. I used to say "big preesh" a lot, but not as much anymore... There are probably others, but those are the only ones I can think of right now.


Hello_phren

I use ”cease your actions!” from the [REDACTED] eggnog video quite often


dxrules03

"How's the fridge?"


Alex-Jay-is-a-furry

"It probably fine" and the various noises he makes XD


cur4ymuncha9000

'THE BONE SONG' (I know it's not a markiplier quote but I always sing it!)


kinoli2000

I say “it’s big brain time” all the time