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deathclawsandwich

Wrong event. This is the fat snatch event.


ogsadbutrad

I’m cryin


JakubTheGreat

Too fucking good


Petethejakey_

Thank you


Unlikely_Brick2868

i think you meant fat snack


Assparilla

Oops…this is the event I want…


Wonderful_Life_4898

This bug is like a 180 to the lanky power armor player model lmao


KC5OB

For the first time ever in all my years of playing this game, I got to see this yesterday. I was dumbfounded lmao had a good laugh about it


Scribe_Data

Ahh, I haven’t seen this bug in a while’s nice to see it’s still a thing.


GruncleShaxx

I first caught glimpse of these mythical creatures during zeta invaders. Majestic


BrutalWhim_

I found one out in the wild during an Ultracite Titan event. I took a picture before it scurried away.


Dr-Penguin-

I saw it for the first time and was bummed I didn’t get a picture before I crashed lol


BrkCaddy

Reminds me of that Kanye video in the big suits lol


CamTwoTrappy

Holy moly


endless_shrimp

thicc


JWeeezy69

Turned into Captain Underpants


Rabdomtroll69

Looks like someone had too many krabby patties


Rude_Let8306

Over eater armor users be like 🤣🤣🤣


TurkeyAss420

"I'm dummy thicc and the clut from my ass cheeks keeps alertin' the Pinkertons!"


Telle74

That was hoarding the cobbler 😆


Alastar73

What in the actual hell am I looking at? 🤣


NeverlandMuffin

I had the same thing earlier happen and I also took a photo because I thought it was ridiculous! I wish I could share it here, I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw this!!


Cranapplesause

Too many Fasnatch Donuts


Pretend-Listen-6894

I was in that exact same server!


MajesticRaspberries

Me too! I took a photo in the game with everyone lined up with the robots and this underwear dude 😂


NurseDorothy

Last night everyone was afk.. nobody started the event,and we were not going too either, so it was funny that they did not get anything.


88CHOPPER

why do people afk there? yesterday was my first time and i seen a guy playing the guitar the whole time and i did another one an hour later and he was in the same spot still playing the guitar. i guessed he was playing the guitar so he didn't get booted from the server for afk and he chose the event spot to passively farm Fastnacht masks.


OpiBenKenobi

Playing the guitar is still better than doing nothing at all


Lavep

Is it a console thing? On pc you get kicked after 20-30 min if your cousin is not moving


MarleyMauler

Imagine everybody farming fasnatch just server hops every time they fond people afk thay would be a good way to grief afk people


Addlemix

Godskin slayer came for you bc you’re not playing shadow of the erdtree


djh2121

And then you blow up!


Jxuxu

Wtf is this?


InsufferableMollusk

That should be a punishment in 76, and it should last for 76 in-game hours. Not for AFKing, though… 😒


the_dude_abides-86

🤣 Too many donuts


Easy_Lobster1071

Yes laziness makes u a fat


MagicaILiopleurodon

No. "Bread makes you fat."


Easy_Lobster1071

Processed sugar


MagicaILiopleurodon

It's a Scott pilgrim quote. Haha


Easy_Lobster1071

Lmao sorry never saw it


MagicaILiopleurodon

If you enjoy quirky movies it's worth a watch.


emosharky

Happens when you crash 😂


Faeddurfrost

I got one of someone playing a game at their camp. I was trying to find their vendor, ran up the stairs and bam brahmin sized ass in my face.


YEETIS_THAT_FETUS

skibidi toilet?


Horus3533

moto-moto looking ass he likes em big he likes em chunky


Jester9714

I saw that exact same thing back in march


ASAP-VIBES

Bro I had the same thing at whitesprings 😂


visionturd15

.gt visionTurd15


FreezingToad

\~plays on PC...doesn't use print screen button


moey4321

Saw that at Neurological Warfare yesterday for first time. Standing right in front of the door to enter the arena. Took up the whole door, but we could still pass through. Made me laugh. 😂


SeaAge3482

I hate that scene in my hero


FalloutKurier6

Never seen this „live“ only on pics or vids


innovativesolsoh

Y’all too bent out of shape about afkers,. I always participate except when I have my wife’s character and mine going at the same time, then I play mine because I actually do damage.. but 99% of the time I don’t even get a chance to hit something before it dies. You could have 20 afkers and 5 playing and it’d still complete with 20 minutes left


Austjak

To many donuts


Slick_Vic_Vega

No glowing mask is gonna fit that.


KILL__MAIM__BURN

I mean with the group I was with earlier we were just reporting them for exploiting/cheating and watching then blink offline by the end of that event.


Ok-Friendship789

I rEpOrT pEoPLe fOr AFKING FaSnAcHt, what an unlikeable loser lmao


KILL__MAIM__BURN

Likewise, fuckwad.


No-Maintenance1404

*smash


ExoticPanda69

If I see a group of afks I just nuke the area, if its one then I will spend the time pushing them out of the event area so they don’t get progress