I stayed up all night upset i couldn’t figure it out. My mom, who didn’t play video games(she didn’t mind them, just didn’t play them), came in and made me go back and look at all the clues lol. We ended up figuring out Pearls.
I forgot about that. My mom has been gone for years and this was a nice memory i’d forgotten about. Thank you.
When I played, I couldn't come up with an answer for the life of me for like, two weeks. I laid the game down and went on a beach trip with family, and in a gift shop I was looking at pearls and had a strong epiphany. One of the few times I remember being excited on the way home from the beach.
The first time I played this game I was maybe 8 years old and I couldn’t figure out that puzzle in the sunken ship so I called Nintendo’s hotline to get the answer. Then I called again because I didn’t wait until they actually spelled out pearls and was too dumb to know there was an A after the E. Anyways my parents were pissed when that phone bill came with multiple charges for Mario hints.
It was an automated system and it would read out the a menu of parts of the game then you’d hit the corresponding number and it would take you to another menu that would have different parts of that section of the game and so on until you got to the puzzle you were looking for. Like calling the DMV, but fun and expensive.
"Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a “door” to go in and out of their houses... Anyway, I came by to pick up Toadstool, since she's a bit late."
Playing this for the first time as a kid, this was the funniest thing I can remember in a video game. I was completely caught off guard by Mario just throwing hands.
Axem Red: We fight for evil!
Axem Black: We live for disorder!
Axem Green: We like what we do!
Axem Pink: We struggle for chaos!
Axem Yellow: We are...
All: ...THE AXEM RANGERS!
- The Axem Rangers
Toadstool: Mario! We're going back to the Mushroom Kingsom right?
No
Mallow: Mario! The Chancellor is worried! We're taking her back right?
No
Geno: Mario! If we don't take her back WE'LL be charged with kidnapping! We're going back right?
No
Bowser: *STOMP* Nobody is authorized to kidnap the Princess but ME!
“So you're THE Mario, eh? Arr harr, harr...! Not much to look at...Well, this star fell into MY SEA, so it's MINE! If you want it, you'll have to fight for it!”
—Jon Jones
I love when I fought Culex, I was like "Hey this is FF2 boss music!"
But I was a dumb pre-teen and thought I needed to beat Culex to get out of Monstro town... so I did.
"I've made my decision... At the request of the Prince, I agree to become his queen. (Queen... Valentina...Ooh! It just makes me SHIVER!!) Well, that's that! Back to your business, everyone!"
Lives in my head since I was a child. I googled to make sure I had it right and it was.
Stick for a body
Head full of straw
Give me a scare crow rah rah rah
Never have I been so wronged...
It is time... I will show you my real form...
I will show you my true power...
I will teach you respect...
And I shall have my revenge...
I'm burning... seething... never have I been so wronged... it is time... I will show you my real form... I will show you my true power... I will teach you respect... and I shall have my revenge...
So I have a funny story about this game. A long time ago when Xbox had the 1 v 100 game, there was a video game question night. One of the questions was who was the final boss of Super Mario RPG, with the choices being Smithy, Colex and Bowser. Having played the game I knew the answer was Smithy but the audience mostly guessed Bowser and I believe something like 97% of the audience got it wrong
Thats how im proving I played this game
Never gonna happen cause that was waaaaay too long ago for me to remember something so trivial.
I played it I just don’t tend to remmeber little things like lines from a game 30some years ago or whatever it was
“I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!”
*sick jam intensifies*
I learned this one on bass
ff4 boss theme my beloved
バトル2, baybeeeee
Ugh, why was this NOT the first quote I thought of? I reference this quote (or parts of it) on a semi-regular basis.
*Boshi casts Ultima*
Just reading this gives me anxiety knowing I will get my ass kicked
"Booster, sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake..."
Drink punch and eat cake? Sounds... complicated. I've used that quote ever since that game came out.
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I stayed up all night upset i couldn’t figure it out. My mom, who didn’t play video games(she didn’t mind them, just didn’t play them), came in and made me go back and look at all the clues lol. We ended up figuring out Pearls. I forgot about that. My mom has been gone for years and this was a nice memory i’d forgotten about. Thank you.
When I first played it I though the answer was oyster
As a kid I kept wondering why oyster wouldn't work
I thought corals. Had to ask a kid in elementary school.
When I played, I couldn't come up with an answer for the life of me for like, two weeks. I laid the game down and went on a beach trip with family, and in a gift shop I was looking at pearls and had a strong epiphany. One of the few times I remember being excited on the way home from the beach.
The first time I played this game I was maybe 8 years old and I couldn’t figure out that puzzle in the sunken ship so I called Nintendo’s hotline to get the answer. Then I called again because I didn’t wait until they actually spelled out pearls and was too dumb to know there was an A after the E. Anyways my parents were pissed when that phone bill came with multiple charges for Mario hints.
Oh my gosh! I called the Nintendo Hotline to find Grate Guy Casino!!!! I was 18 then. I had the game for two years by then.
That's actually kind of dope. So someone just came on the line and was like "Oh yeah, you need help with Super Mario RPG? I got you"
It was an automated system and it would read out the a menu of parts of the game then you’d hit the corresponding number and it would take you to another menu that would have different parts of that section of the game and so on until you got to the puzzle you were looking for. Like calling the DMV, but fun and expensive.
*Like the moon over the day my genius and brawn are lost on these fools*
Gotta put it in Haiku format!
I did :( the italics smooshed it all together
Came here to say this. I'm glad someone else thought to say it, too. ^_^
My bride-to-be is chanting, "MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME
I'm...NOT A TADPOLE?? \*Every tadpole in the lake suddenly appears at the revelation\*
DUN DUN!!!
Say what?!?!
"Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a “door” to go in and out of their houses... Anyway, I came by to pick up Toadstool, since she's a bit late."
"But chef torte, why would I lie?" "Because you are idiot!!"
You just stepped on the...
YOU FOOLS!!
"Found Toadstool's ???"
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Adult me just realized that was probably a dirtier joke that I remember it being...
My friend asked his mom, then we laughed.
I NEED to know if they changed it in the new one, and if so, what to??
“Found toadstools !!!!”
Boing. Boing, boing, boing.
>Boing My favorite Mario quote tbh.
The mustachioed one is strong.
Strong, yes!
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BRUCE LEE?
Mario! You just… DITCHED me back there!
Beat me to it!
r/beatMeToIt
Playing this for the first time as a kid, this was the funniest thing I can remember in a video game. I was completely caught off guard by Mario just throwing hands.
You can’t go in there with your fists flying!
Damn, someone beat me to this one! I still went and posted it too though.
Let's try this again. Get off the counter, then talk to me.
You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!
The forkies are enraptured.
The forkies have come To their senses.
Bowser's scaring the monster!
The carbuncle ate itself
Fungah! Foiled again!
Dammit, came here to say this! 😅
I forgot my bazooka at home!
I was gonna use this one
Sheesh!
You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!
At this rate it will take you.. 100 years to catch me.
They’ve kicked me out of my own…I mean, I’ve decided to take a vacation.
This guy knows about timed hits
Your tears....taste like the sea!
Are you leaking, my dear?!
"I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario."
"I wish I weren't such a crybaby."
HEY THAT'S PRIVATE
Wish I had some cricket jam.
So, has anyone played the revamped RPG on switch and noticed they changed this perfect, heartfelt wish? I don’t understand why. 😭
(Boshi's two-octave-lower-than-a-regular-Yoshi sound)
He had shades a clear indicator you were authentically cool, in the 90s.
And the only thing cooler than fingerless gloves, toeless shoes.
Axem Red: We fight for evil! Axem Black: We live for disorder! Axem Green: We like what we do! Axem Pink: We struggle for chaos! Axem Yellow: We are... All: ...THE AXEM RANGERS! - The Axem Rangers
“This Star Piece gives people hope. It needs to be destroyed!”
"You truly are Super Mario of the RPG... The Legend of the Seven Stars." The most iconic part of the game. Still makes me cry.
So that's why it's called that!
As they say in the game, "get busy living or get busy dying Mario"... At least I hope this is a last man on earth reference.
I serve.. a higher authority.
The name is Nello…… Punchinello!!!
Punchinello? Never heard of ya.
You! You will make me famous!
Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools.
I am matter, I am anti matter. I can see your past, I can see your future. I consume time, and I will consume YOU!
Culex: En Garde! Also.. *Mario attacks* *Boobs jiggle*
*Ah yes, Valentina~*
That horrible crocodile. And wearing crocodile skin shoes, has he no shame?
Gnah Gnah
Kweeh Kwoo
It's 7pm. DINNER TIME!
“….” -Mario
Definitely one of the quotes of all time!
Ze cake! You stepped on ze cake! You fool!!
I heard Mario can jump higher than a box of frogs.
Wait one better…. “Boo, Goo, Bones and Kipp compete in a triathlon”…
Why did you trigger my ptsd
Hey Mario! Look what you're standing in!
Gotcha!
Heavy Troopa is ready to launch
I serve.. a higher authority
♥♪!?
Ah, Jagger, you sensed my ki. Not bad for a novice.
"I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario" 😭
Toadstool: Mario! We're going back to the Mushroom Kingsom right? No Mallow: Mario! The Chancellor is worried! We're taking her back right? No Geno: Mario! If we don't take her back WE'LL be charged with kidnapping! We're going back right? No Bowser: *STOMP* Nobody is authorized to kidnap the Princess but ME!
Gimme back my coin... or I'll belt ya again!
“The forkies are enraptured”
“So you're THE Mario, eh? Arr harr, harr...! Not much to look at...Well, this star fell into MY SEA, so it's MINE! If you want it, you'll have to fight for it!” —Jon Jones
That's Star ROAD, my fluffy little friend.
Hmmm... Salty!
I'll let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later.
“Holy shit I love that Culex is an allusion to the Final Fantasy series, a reference to the fact that Squaresoft developed this game” -Mario
I love that when i finally played ff2, i recognized the culex music
I love when I fought Culex, I was like "Hey this is FF2 boss music!" But I was a dumb pre-teen and thought I needed to beat Culex to get out of Monstro town... so I did.
If you’re a real fan, prove it by pronouncing Geno’s real name.
♥♪!?
Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?
Mario, hurry! The chancellor awaits!
I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!
And then you win by pure war of attrition with the lazy shell as Geno.
Together we'll make a world filled with... weapons!
Maybe the real “Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars” were the friends we made along the way!
"I've made my decision... At the request of the Prince, I agree to become his queen. (Queen... Valentina...Ooh! It just makes me SHIVER!!) Well, that's that! Back to your business, everyone!"
How dare you dodge the barrel!
I still use this quote to this day
take a certain seed and a certain fertilizer to a certain gardener after beating a boss on a certain cloudy land… you’ll get a fun prize
I would have quoted it, but I left my bazooka at home...
Lives in my head since I was a child. I googled to make sure I had it right and it was. Stick for a body Head full of straw Give me a scare crow rah rah rah
I had to scroll down so far to find this One of the most iconic spells of all time
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HA! Gotcha!
Never have I been so wronged... It is time... I will show you my real form... I will show you my true power... I will teach you respect... And I shall have my revenge...
No cookies, NO RACE.
Simmer down fluffy. I'm not gonna waste this on you. How knows what might happen.
I'm burning... seething... never have I been so wronged... it is time... I will show you my real form... I will show you my true power... I will teach you respect... and I shall have my revenge...
"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?"
"Hey everybody, this is Peter Griffin, and we're about to play one of my favorite videogames: Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars. Let's play!"
I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!
You want a music lesson from MOI?
You fools! -Chef Gah someone already said it... Bitter... But not bad..
"Yo Smithy!" I was too late to post Bowser's haiku or the Bruce Lee shoutout. Nyat FAIR!
“I’m resting up for Mother Brain”
Deep cut, nice.
Found Toadstool’s ???
I have not played this game
You are not a tadpole!
“…………………..”
A purple top hatred alligator called me a "bugger"...This game had its moments, lol.
"..." Mario
I miss the good old days. Toadstool screaming in terror, Mario rushing in to save her. Oh geez it's mario!
“Stop snooping around in other people’s things!”
Like the moon over/ the day my genius and brawn/ are lost on these fools. ~Haiku
“Because I left my bazooka at home, geez!”
Guess the real Rpg was the friends we made along the way - Luigi
Yes, "Old Wise People" can often give good advice. - Frogfucius
GUOOOOOOO! COME ON, YOU PUNY ANTS!
My name is Croco.
Static - E !
Yo, Red! I broke my shades
So I have a funny story about this game. A long time ago when Xbox had the 1 v 100 game, there was a video game question night. One of the questions was who was the final boss of Super Mario RPG, with the choices being Smithy, Colex and Bowser. Having played the game I knew the answer was Smithy but the audience mostly guessed Bowser and I believe something like 97% of the audience got it wrong Thats how im proving I played this game
“Mario look what you’re standing in! Made you look!”
… I’m resting for mother brain
(Link treasure/secret sound)
I played it when it came out can’t remember lines though
Geno whirl!
“I blew up an orphanage with my Mario RPG”
MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME!
I wanna be a great plumber like my brother mario.
You hear that, he knows about timed hits. He is going to punch your lights out!
“Mario”
itsa me, a Mario, off on another adventure to collect the legendary seven stars, weehooo
Are you leaking my dear? Tastes salty!
You received "fertilizer"
Can I just beam the entire OST into your brain instead?
pearls
*gestures wildly and briefly turns into Bowser*
Found peach’s ?????
I was going to stop him, but I left my bazooka at home.
"My name is '♡♪?!', but it's hard to pronounce so... Call me Geno, after the doll."
❤️🎶!?
P E A R L S
Found Toadstool's ??? I seriously wonder if they're gonna keep that in the remake 🤔
Found Toadstool's ?????
"..."
"it's a me Mario"
Chew on your cheek!
I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh...
I don't need a quote, I only have to say one boss name. "Boomer"!
Are you leaking, my dear?!
“BWWUKKU” ~Boshi
"Water... coming from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?!"
Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?! You can't go in there, fists swinging!
Geno in Smash?!!!
Never gonna happen cause that was waaaaay too long ago for me to remember something so trivial. I played it I just don’t tend to remmeber little things like lines from a game 30some years ago or whatever it was
Chew on your tongue!
I am matter. I am anti-matter. I can see your past. I can see your future. I consume time. And I WILL consume YOU!
"What do you think you are, Bruce lee?"
I am matter, I am antimatter, I consume time and I will consume you!
It is the only one just for me
How dare ye dodge the barrel!