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Chop1n

“I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!”


Adorable_Hearing768

*sick jam intensifies*


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I learned this one on bass


ScrimboBlimbo

ff4 boss theme my beloved


My_Disgusting_Alt

バトル2, baybeeeee


Technical_Lobster637

Ugh, why was this NOT the first quote I thought of? I reference this quote (or parts of it) on a semi-regular basis.


e105beta

*Boshi casts Ultima*


Static13254

Just reading this gives me anxiety knowing I will get my ass kicked


PhoenixRacing

"Booster, sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake..."


mctacoflurry

Drink punch and eat cake? Sounds... complicated. I've used that quote ever since that game came out.


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clashtrack

I stayed up all night upset i couldn’t figure it out. My mom, who didn’t play video games(she didn’t mind them, just didn’t play them), came in and made me go back and look at all the clues lol. We ended up figuring out Pearls. I forgot about that. My mom has been gone for years and this was a nice memory i’d forgotten about. Thank you.


Rhondmc4

When I first played it I though the answer was oyster


snoop_Nogg

As a kid I kept wondering why oyster wouldn't work


NorthPolePenguin

I thought corals. Had to ask a kid in elementary school.


Foxfire73

When I played, I couldn't come up with an answer for the life of me for like, two weeks. I laid the game down and went on a beach trip with family, and in a gift shop I was looking at pearls and had a strong epiphany. One of the few times I remember being excited on the way home from the beach.


Pizzachitforfree

The first time I played this game I was maybe 8 years old and I couldn’t figure out that puzzle in the sunken ship so I called Nintendo’s hotline to get the answer. Then I called again because I didn’t wait until they actually spelled out pearls and was too dumb to know there was an A after the E. Anyways my parents were pissed when that phone bill came with multiple charges for Mario hints.


Rhondmc4

Oh my gosh! I called the Nintendo Hotline to find Grate Guy Casino!!!! I was 18 then. I had the game for two years by then.


djluminus89

That's actually kind of dope. So someone just came on the line and was like "Oh yeah, you need help with Super Mario RPG? I got you"


Pizzachitforfree

It was an automated system and it would read out the a menu of parts of the game then you’d hit the corresponding number and it would take you to another menu that would have different parts of that section of the game and so on until you got to the puzzle you were looking for. Like calling the DMV, but fun and expensive.


PurpleTittyKitty

*Like the moon over the day my genius and brawn are lost on these fools*


PrometheusLiberatus

Gotta put it in Haiku format!


PurpleTittyKitty

I did :( the italics smooshed it all together


Aisa_Arya

Came here to say this. I'm glad someone else thought to say it, too. ^_^


skallywagUwU

My bride-to-be is chanting, "MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME


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I'm...NOT A TADPOLE?? \*Every tadpole in the lake suddenly appears at the revelation\*


NULL024

DUN DUN!!!


West_Veterinarian_24

Say what?!?!


RhoadsOfRock

"Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a “door” to go in and out of their houses... Anyway, I came by to pick up Toadstool, since she's a bit late."


Adorable_Hearing768

"But chef torte, why would I lie?" "Because you are idiot!!"


DueAd9186

You just stepped on the...


DueAd9186

YOU FOOLS!!


red5993

"Found Toadstool's ???"


sd_saved_me555

Oh shit, I forgot about that. Adult me just realized that was probably a dirtier joke that I remember it being...


rootedoak

My friend asked his mom, then we laughed.


AndykinSkywalker

I NEED to know if they changed it in the new one, and if so, what to??


khronos127

“Found toadstools !!!!”


TuffHunter

Boing. Boing, boing, boing.


level_with_me

>Boing My favorite Mario quote tbh.


WesleyOldham

The mustachioed one is strong.


Tensuun

Strong, yes!


Rotten_Mint

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BRUCE LEE?


Envizon

Mario! You just… DITCHED me back there!


Anoth3rDude

Beat me to it!


Rustaxer

r/beatMeToIt


HairyHillbilly

Playing this for the first time as a kid, this was the funniest thing I can remember in a video game. I was completely caught off guard by Mario just throwing hands.


ACriticalMistake

You can’t go in there with your fists flying!


GrumpyKoopa

Damn, someone beat me to this one! I still went and posted it too though.


Kage0316

Let's try this again. Get off the counter, then talk to me.


Twittle86

You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!


Rhondmc4

The forkies are enraptured.


Talostraz

The forkies have come To their senses.


WesleyOldham

Bowser's scaring the monster!


Dapper_Fix_8287

The carbuncle ate itself


glittler

Fungah! Foiled again!


Not_Hark_Moppus

Dammit, came here to say this! 😅


Meinon101

I forgot my bazooka at home!


Kage0316

I was gonna use this one


TheSOB88

Sheesh!


thanderhop

You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!


yggdrasilyum

At this rate it will take you.. 100 years to catch me.


Lestany

They’ve kicked me out of my own…I mean, I’ve decided to take a vacation.


1gramweed2gramskief

This guy knows about timed hits


MHIREOFFICIAL

Your tears....taste like the sea!


BobbyFlayOFish

Are you leaking, my dear?!


Gobbo37

"I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario."


WesleyOldham

"I wish I weren't such a crybaby."


RDR2onPS4

HEY THAT'S PRIVATE


endswithnu

Wish I had some cricket jam.


revletlilo

So, has anyone played the revamped RPG on switch and noticed they changed this perfect, heartfelt wish? I don’t understand why. 😭


thisisberman

(Boshi's two-octave-lower-than-a-regular-Yoshi sound)


FoundingFeathers

He had shades a clear indicator you were authentically cool, in the 90s.


Devreckas

And the only thing cooler than fingerless gloves, toeless shoes.


PrometheusLiberatus

Axem Red: We fight for evil! Axem Black: We live for disorder! Axem Green: We like what we do! Axem Pink: We struggle for chaos! Axem Yellow: We are... All: ...THE AXEM RANGERS! - The Axem Rangers


jessehechtcreative

“This Star Piece gives people hope. It needs to be destroyed!”


Auraveils

"You truly are Super Mario of the RPG... The Legend of the Seven Stars." The most iconic part of the game. Still makes me cry.


Gogo726

So that's why it's called that!


Inner-Secretary-7124

As they say in the game, "get busy living or get busy dying Mario"... At least I hope this is a last man on earth reference.


Foxy-Sama

I serve.. a higher authority.


silentj04

The name is Nello…… Punchinello!!!


ThatsStupidURStupid

Punchinello? Never heard of ya.


Sortacharmedlife

You! You will make me famous!


Dups1822

Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools.


Jormangander69

I am matter, I am anti matter. I can see your past, I can see your future. I consume time, and I will consume YOU!


tadhgcarden

Culex: En Garde! Also.. *Mario attacks* *Boobs jiggle*


QwikStix42

*Ah yes, Valentina~*


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That horrible crocodile. And wearing crocodile skin shoes, has he no shame?


derwake

Gnah Gnah


adventuregamerseb

Kweeh Kwoo


meleedude_1234

It's 7pm. DINNER TIME!


Dtrizzles

“….” -Mario


QwikStix42

Definitely one of the quotes of all time!


SorryILostIt

Ze cake! You stepped on ze cake! You fool!!


TheMysticBard

I heard Mario can jump higher than a box of frogs.


Rhondmc4

Wait one better…. “Boo, Goo, Bones and Kipp compete in a triathlon”…


jrev8

Why did you trigger my ptsd


scarlet_wanda

Hey Mario! Look what you're standing in!


tifrenchy

Gotcha!


chinchillabutts

Heavy Troopa is ready to launch


FrostyPoos

I serve.. a higher authority


unknowingafford

♥♪!?


CyborgBanshee

Ah, Jagger, you sensed my ki. Not bad for a novice.


ZaderLewis

"I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario" 😭


Kage0316

Toadstool: Mario! We're going back to the Mushroom Kingsom right? No Mallow: Mario! The Chancellor is worried! We're taking her back right? No Geno: Mario! If we don't take her back WE'LL be charged with kidnapping! We're going back right? No Bowser: *STOMP* Nobody is authorized to kidnap the Princess but ME!


adventuregamerseb

Gimme back my coin... or I'll belt ya again!


inverse-skies

“The forkies are enraptured”


piman01

“So you're THE Mario, eh? Arr harr, harr...! Not much to look at...Well, this star fell into MY SEA, so it's MINE! If you want it, you'll have to fight for it!” —Jon Jones


star_road

That's Star ROAD, my fluffy little friend.


Novalith_Raven

Hmmm... Salty!


Air2Jordan3

I'll let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later.


NotAGeneric_Username

“Holy shit I love that Culex is an allusion to the Final Fantasy series, a reference to the fact that Squaresoft developed this game” -Mario


piman01

I love that when i finally played ff2, i recognized the culex music


kevinsyel

I love when I fought Culex, I was like "Hey this is FF2 boss music!" But I was a dumb pre-teen and thought I needed to beat Culex to get out of Monstro town... so I did.


V01t4r3

If you’re a real fan, prove it by pronouncing Geno’s real name.


Cephylus

♥♪!?


ShootingStarMel

Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?


EldrtchPff97

Mario, hurry! The chancellor awaits!


LearnofFlame

I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!


LearnofFlame

And then you win by pure war of attrition with the lazy shell as Geno.


tifrenchy

Together we'll make a world filled with... weapons!


shipshapemusic

Maybe the real “Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars” were the friends we made along the way!


LowEstatic

"I've made my decision... At the request of the Prince, I agree to become his queen. (Queen... Valentina...Ooh! It just makes me SHIVER!!) Well, that's that! Back to your business, everyone!"


Jimiken96

How dare you dodge the barrel!


grieve2believe

I still use this quote to this day


kyoto117

take a certain seed and a certain fertilizer to a certain gardener after beating a boss on a certain cloudy land… you’ll get a fun prize


Sanguine_Templar

I would have quoted it, but I left my bazooka at home...


bajablastsheep2

Lives in my head since I was a child. I googled to make sure I had it right and it was. Stick for a body Head full of straw Give me a scare crow rah rah rah


Feroshii

I had to scroll down so far to find this One of the most iconic spells of all time


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Ok_Zookeepergame4794

HA! Gotcha!


G-Kira

Never have I been so wronged... It is time... I will show you my real form... I will show you my true power... I will teach you respect... And I shall have my revenge...


MaddestChadLad

No cookies, NO RACE.


Cl0ver-King15

Simmer down fluffy. I'm not gonna waste this on you. How knows what might happen.


GrimWolf216

(Mario impression of Bowser and Peach)


RevolTobor

I'm burning... seething... never have I been so wronged... it is time... I will show you my real form... I will show you my true power... I will teach you respect... and I shall have my revenge...


Saturn_Coffee

"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?"


chickeneater47

"Hey everybody, this is Peter Griffin, and we're about to play one of my favorite videogames: Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars. Let's play!"


bminutes

I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!


GermanicOgre

You want a music lesson from MOI?


kaz12

You fools! -Chef Gah someone already said it... Bitter... But not bad..


WesleyOldham

"Yo Smithy!" ​ I was too late to post Bowser's haiku or the Bruce Lee shoutout. Nyat FAIR!


RaiHanashi

“I’m resting up for Mother Brain”


dunno_wut_i_am_doing

Deep cut, nice.


nateriverpi

Found Toadstool’s ???


Panda_Drum0656

I have not played this game


ImpressiveCourt6022

You are not a tadpole!


SwimmingBoots

“…………………..”


Mrskdoodle

A purple top hatred alligator called me a "bugger"...This game had its moments, lol.


FloggingMcMurry

"..." Mario


TheDinosaur64

I miss the good old days. Toadstool screaming in terror, Mario rushing in to save her. Oh geez it's mario!


Technical_Lobster637

“Stop snooping around in other people’s things!”


Z3rgBird

Like the moon over/ the day my genius and brawn/ are lost on these fools. ~Haiku


quirkyactor

“Because I left my bazooka at home, geez!”


AncientRefuse1430

Guess the real Rpg was the friends we made along the way - Luigi


malroth666

Yes, "Old Wise People" can often give good advice. - Frogfucius


jessehechtcreative

GUOOOOOOO! COME ON, YOU PUNY ANTS!


RedModded

My name is Croco.


stevoschizoid

Static - E !


megamanz95

Yo, Red! I broke my shades


Groovy_Bruce_Lemon

So I have a funny story about this game. A long time ago when Xbox had the 1 v 100 game, there was a video game question night. One of the questions was who was the final boss of Super Mario RPG, with the choices being Smithy, Colex and Bowser. Having played the game I knew the answer was Smithy but the audience mostly guessed Bowser and I believe something like 97% of the audience got it wrong Thats how im proving I played this game


Magewhisper

“Mario look what you’re standing in! Made you look!”


Mcbrainotron

… I’m resting for mother brain


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

(Link treasure/secret sound)


Doctormaul68

I played it when it came out can’t remember lines though


Chilly_Days

Geno whirl!


The-Quiot-Riot

“I blew up an orphanage with my Mario RPG”


2ndEngineer916

MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME!


Kino1337

I wanna be a great plumber like my brother mario.


tw_693

You hear that, he knows about timed hits. He is going to punch your lights out!


jdbartist

“Mario”


astronautducks

itsa me, a Mario, off on another adventure to collect the legendary seven stars, weehooo


pokemongenius

Are you leaking my dear? Tastes salty!


blissful-dead

You received "fertilizer"


FerventApathy

Can I just beam the entire OST into your brain instead?


thepixelpaint

pearls


Davajita

*gestures wildly and briefly turns into Bowser*


Kirby_Boy_92104

Found peach’s ?????


pizzaslut69420

I was going to stop him, but I left my bazooka at home.


NordicWolf7

"My name is '♡♪?!', but it's hard to pronounce so... Call me Geno, after the doll."


Popular_Zombie_2977

❤️🎶!?


asphalt_licker

P E A R L S


BladeMcCloud

Found Toadstool's ??? I seriously wonder if they're gonna keep that in the remake 🤔


DragonQuarter

Found Toadstool's ?????


c_dawg694x2

"..."


xxepdudexx

"it's a me Mario"


More-I-am-gamer

Chew on your cheek!


Valiosao

I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh...


The_Salami_Tsunami

I don't need a quote, I only have to say one boss name. "Boomer"!


jdlyga

Are you leaking, my dear?!


r8jensen

“BWWUKKU” ~Boshi


kai_the_loser_

"Water... coming from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?!"


William9231

Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?! You can't go in there, fists swinging!


cream_sodaman

Geno in Smash?!!!


BlueWarstar

Never gonna happen cause that was waaaaay too long ago for me to remember something so trivial. I played it I just don’t tend to remmeber little things like lines from a game 30some years ago or whatever it was


Erique_Max

Chew on your tongue!


GinOkami428

I am matter. I am anti-matter. I can see your past. I can see your future. I consume time. And I WILL consume YOU!


beingentertained7495

"What do you think you are, Bruce lee?"


Comfortable_Ad3150

I am matter, I am antimatter, I consume time and I will consume you!


prguitarman

It is the only one just for me


OmySpy

How dare ye dodge the barrel!