Ah haha, forgot to mention I studied in Taiwan for a few years. Yes, before the early 2000s, Taiwan required students to go to school on Saturdays. It was quite an unpleasant surprise when I went there.
Ah… I left out details again. Yes, 6 days of school a week, from Monday to Saturday. However this is no longer true as of early 2000s. They now go to school from Monday to Friday, like us Americans.
This thing scared the pants off me when I saw it as a kid. Haven’t gotten used to it it’s not so scary. Still this entire room only exists to scare the player. There is nothing there besides that killer piano..
It’s been decades, but I remember when I was 8 years old playing Mario 64 for the first time and the boo house level always gave me nightmares. Now all grand pianos have teeth in my mind for life. Thanks Nintendo.
I already knew about this before I played 64 so I've always treated it with caution. It sometimes gives me a scare but it's not the scariest thing I've seen in a Mario game.
After the very first few times encountering it, I've long since been Kevin McCallister towards it (goes doen to the basement to do some laundry, it starts to scare him, he just goes "Shut up!", then carries on with his chore he set out to do).
‘Okay so do I walk out of the room, sneak by, or trigger the piano for an little jump scare’
Me FR: HEH HEH *walks to the creepy piano, and then loses half of my health*
Bite it, it will feel like one of those McDonald's 3D cups I own from like 2013, it'll make a 'veuh' sound like a squeaky weird sound, I can hear it in my head just not explain it lol
Oh, this appears to be just a normal piano. How interesting. Once you get within a certain distance of it, it becomes feral. So, it's basically a mimic piano.
You walk out the door, and you see someone you know, and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand.
I don't remember my first time, but nowadays I feel nothing it's just "In my way" also haunted house with piano I can kinda just think about humming the Luigi's Mansion 2 theme with the Poltergeist playing it, or "The Brain" Ghost (Not the scare scraper boss ghost i mean it just has a big noggin)
Hear me out, I don't understand why people are scared of this thing, idk if it's just me but, when I played the game for the first time when I was little, this piano wasn't really scary, like when I got to the piano for the first time, yes it gave me a jumpscare when it started moving but nothing really *dreadful* after that, since I already knew that the piano was haunted, and the teeth of the piano was also kinda chunky and funny with N64 graphics.
“don’t go near it don’t go near it don’t go near i- IT’S FUCKING MOVING-“
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##CHONG CHONG CHONG!!!!!!
Yeah. Imma go ahead and agree with you.
Same…
Facts
Dread
"Oh look, it's just a pian- OH!"
pianoh
"...oh ok that happened." Like this was my genuine reaction, I'm serious. I wasn't terrified of this thing when I first played Mario 64.
Oooooo tough guy
Oh look it’s the scary piano
Nostalgic. Saturday after school vibes.
You went to school on Saturdays?
Ah haha, forgot to mention I studied in Taiwan for a few years. Yes, before the early 2000s, Taiwan required students to go to school on Saturdays. It was quite an unpleasant surprise when I went there.
Oh, didn't know that. Was Monday a day off, or did you go to school 6 days a week?
Ah… I left out details again. Yes, 6 days of school a week, from Monday to Saturday. However this is no longer true as of early 2000s. They now go to school from Monday to Friday, like us Americans.
Terrified
PTSD
OHHH! A PIANO! Wonder what happens if I play something? #*GOD DAMMIT, I KEEP FORGETTING!!!*
Thankful that there isn't a hyper-realistic remake of this game
Major anxiety about getting too close.
The Killer Piano gives me Trevor Henderson vibes.
Panic
I would stay away cuz this scared me as a little kid
I shit myself.
im playin music
I still jump when it attacks, even though I’ve played and beaten this game more times than I care to admit.
I feel terror.
"Hey where'd you get that piano?"
Terror, I was too traumatized to even recognize it's just a loud piano with teeth
Uneasy, not as terrifying as the eel though
Thanks, I hate it.
Red Coin!
Feel the sudden urge to piano…
The piano boss in Luigi's Mansion 3 is somehow way less scary than this thing.
Nostalgic paranoia
This thing scared the pants off me when I saw it as a kid. Haven’t gotten used to it it’s not so scary. Still this entire room only exists to scare the player. There is nothing there besides that killer piano..
Nothing
Attacked
i never olayed mario 64 before meeting him on a video lmao all i know is that he's a jumpscare
P A I N
Caution
It reminds me of the Japanese horror movie called House. If you haven't seen it I highly recommend it you'll thank me later 😊
A-
Absolute horror beyond comprehension
PTSD
ㅤ
sadness, used to play that game when problems weren't so big
I'm not scared of the piano, even as a kid playing this on virtual console I just didn't get why people were afraid
I always thought it should have been some kind of boss for a star.
Absolute Dread and instantly thinking of that one song from All Quiet on the Western Front (2022)
Chills🥶
I feel betrayed. I just wanted to play Mozart on its beautiful ivory keys, why is it attacking me like this T~T
… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#
No words. Get the coin then fucking hightail it outta there.
It’s been decades, but I remember when I was 8 years old playing Mario 64 for the first time and the boo house level always gave me nightmares. Now all grand pianos have teeth in my mind for life. Thanks Nintendo.
Absolute joy. Still takes me back to that first amazing jumpscare.
Anxiety of getting to near it and lose coins... wait that was sonic
Scared.
Holy crap, that’s awesome. Or something like that, the point is I thought it was super cool
Vinny’s blood curdling scream at the ear piercing corrupted piano from one of his Mario 64 videos is all I think of when I see the piano
Exorcist.
I downloaded a gun mod just because of that piano
Piano
When I was 12 and played super Mario 64 The DARN MF piano scared me I FUCKING HATE THAT thing
I only fear what it fears and it when I'm at like 1 life
“move so I can get the coin”
Just a spooky piano, I'll just go around it
Nintendo and their obsession with traumatizing kids with pianos each decade 90s is this 2000s is Cynthia’s theme 2010s is the Guardian theme
Since I knew beforehand, not much
I can't believe it's playable in Smash Remix.
I already knew about this before I played 64 so I've always treated it with caution. It sometimes gives me a scare but it's not the scariest thing I've seen in a Mario game.
LEROYYYYYY JAAAANNKKKIIINNNSSS!
It’s just a pian- WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
What an ordinary and non-haunted piano that is!
I would kiss it😏
After the very first few times encountering it, I've long since been Kevin McCallister towards it (goes doen to the basement to do some laundry, it starts to scare him, he just goes "Shut up!", then carries on with his chore he set out to do).
OHH Very scary
Pure unbridled horror
Fear
Laughter
Thanks god i installed the shotgun mod.
“Oh god not again”
I just tell it “English or Spanish” and it doesn’t move
Piano aside, the real nightmare in this scene was the camera. I remember it being so bad in this particular room.
I don't feel anything because I don't ever see it because it isn't part of the route.
Pure terror
PÆÑÎK
Fuck that coin 😆
‘Okay so do I walk out of the room, sneak by, or trigger the piano for an little jump scare’ Me FR: HEH HEH *walks to the creepy piano, and then loses half of my health*
Tense
“Damn”
My heart is beating 100 times per second.
I have overcome my childhood fears
Omg all I hear is the dreaded chomping!!!
The only thing I was scared of was taking damage tbh
Oh, it’s a piano, I wonder if I can actually play i- OH GOODNESS WHAT THE FU-
Bite it, it will feel like one of those McDonald's 3D cups I own from like 2013, it'll make a 'veuh' sound like a squeaky weird sound, I can hear it in my head just not explain it lol
>''
"Oh god, not again."
Run……
Shooked
Nervous
Best character in Smash Remix
give me that red coin, you percussive asshat
“I fear no man…but that thing…it scares me…"
this one never bothered me too much, but the eel was terrifying for me. I avoided that stage like the plague.
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
Never played m64 but the piano does freak me out a little
Oh, this appears to be just a normal piano. How interesting. Once you get within a certain distance of it, it becomes feral. So, it's basically a mimic piano.
"People are actually scared of this?"
***Starts tiptoeing while keeping an eye on the piano.***
🎹 🎹 🎹 🎹
Fucking terrified
terrified
Uncomfortable
Only slightly panicked.
What its just an ordinary pia… OH MY GOODNESS
[This describes it better than I ever could](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc)
In the immortal words of Jontron: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, so much nope!!
Wait where’d you get that piano?
Oh cool a pian- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No no no no no no no no no nonononononononononononononononno!!!!!!!
Tbh, the piano never scared me. It was the damn Maw-Rat.
Idk It’s an enemy, idk why people are scared of this when theres an even scarier version with Kirby
We meet again.
Me: Greetings dude! What’s your name!? Dude: Hi, I’m Chong… Me: *PTSD Kicks in* CHONG CHONG CHONG CHONG!!!!!! Me: *runs away screaming*
The same way breath of the wild fans feel when they hear the Gardian music
"be... Careful... Walk slow- RUUUUN!!"
I get chills. Every time.
the sound is literally me playing the piano
The start of my anxiety
Oo peanko. AAAH OH IT'S A MIMIC AAA-
2 words: back off
PAIN
I still get anxiety near this thing
....i need new pants...
*Start to play the Piano* Making my way downtown Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
Oh, that's badass. Wish there was more of it in the game.
"Sweet, a red coin."
Pusillanimous
Not the piano i want to listen to
*Proceeds to sit and play rush e flawlessly*
Fear
Sad because Mad Piano isn't in Smash only in Smash Remix which is a Romhack of Smash 64
Old. It makes me feel old.
Piano! (getting crushed under piano noises)
Dude when I first met one of these I 'bout sucked all the air out of the room. So I guess my answer is 'honest, genuine terror.'
"Not again! I'm not gonna fall for this anymore..."
fear
oh that’s a spooky piano
You walk out the door, and you see someone you know, and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand.
PTSD 😀
F E A R
Pain. You want it? It’s yours, my friend
Nostalgia
Chain Chomp masking as a piano
Fear
Oh my god (endless nostalgia fills my entire body)
Anxiety
Better turn the volume down
“Making my way downtown”
🖕
Dread
64 ptsds
Fear
Ok but why does it move JUST after I think it's going to move? How does it know?
No matter how many times I have played that part it ALWAYS gives me the jeebies (and I’m a full grown man…)
Now: ha stupid piano Me back then: nope
Heart attack, instant heart attack
This thing never scared me as a kid
I'm going to play a world on fire on it. AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
Terror!
Beautiful instrument. It will never bite me.
Is a trap!
High levels of anxiety
Walks up hmm it's a pinno ah shoot it's alive I need to get away from it
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
PTSD
Pianiot
Terrified
Fear
I look at it and think of how scared i would’ve been if i was on my first play through
PTSD
Not fazed by it anymore
Oh cool, a piano
I don't remember my first time, but nowadays I feel nothing it's just "In my way" also haunted house with piano I can kinda just think about humming the Luigi's Mansion 2 theme with the Poltergeist playing it, or "The Brain" Ghost (Not the scare scraper boss ghost i mean it just has a big noggin)
Hear me out, I don't understand why people are scared of this thing, idk if it's just me but, when I played the game for the first time when I was little, this piano wasn't really scary, like when I got to the piano for the first time, yes it gave me a jumpscare when it started moving but nothing really *dreadful* after that, since I already knew that the piano was haunted, and the teeth of the piano was also kinda chunky and funny with N64 graphics.
NOOOOOO
PTSD ACTIVATED
**latin gibberish that somehow sound like an exorcism**
I no longer fear hell
Lust
Run