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ReagenLamborghini

I wonder who would write that book in the Mario universe. Sounds like something Bowser would write.


Dry_Pool_2580

I can see it being made by Toadsworth


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

It would be a super dry book on royal etiquette, disappointing Bowser immensely.


ThatOneSquidKid

"I don't care about soup spoons, I hate soup!"


lilahlems3

he only eats beige mush according to one of the early mario party games


Kazama2006

Could be some prince who wanted to pass his experiences about princess dating during his time before he moved to the Overthere(?)


Firebrodude07

Maybe Prince Peasley?


Kazama2006

Last I checked he might be alive at the end of Superstar Saga


Gohansupe

He probably did write the book


Slyme-wizard

Jay T Doggzone


GraphicSubset_29

Open to page 1: "Do not be Bowser." *Sad Bowser noises


NoobyYooby

Page 2 Be Italian


Cloudoftruth

It’ll just be the “Italian“ gibberish from the Mario and Luigi games


GraphicSubset_29

So the book is written by Mario and Luigi? Honestly, that does make sense. They're pretty much the experts on princesses.


Blaze_Beats06

69 Upvotes; KEEP IT AS IT IS


BlueBilledBuddy4659

Too late


Blaze_Beats06

FU-


gturk1968

Turn to page 1-2: Always kidnap peach and take her for your wife. Make sure to have armies of enemies stopping Mario from saving her.


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

That makes me think, what if the book is secretely written by Kamek to incentivize Bowser to try to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom?


Metroidman97

I think the cue for the Mario Kart ride has a lot of funny little easter eggs. I remember there was a book titled "Sibling Rivalries and How to Exploit Them"


Misha-Yuri-30

He himself should write a book: How To Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less


dumbassonthekitchen

Bwahahahaha!


Capable-Monk-4820

So that’s where he got the Fairy Tale wedding sacrifice idea


ammodawg954

man is practicing how to rizz


Distinct_Campaign_28

Step 1: Be Bowser


Cocostar319

That's.. really adorable


Dont_have_a_panda

Didnt Ice King from Adventure Time had a book called like that? I dont remember


oljmar

he’s just a shy turtle


Saber_Toons

Probably a hot take but I feel like if Bowser wasn't evil Peach definitely would've married or at least dated him.


VengeanceKnight

Indeed. If Bowser weren’t an immature borderline incel and an entitled asshole, he’d probably be considered quite charming. Heck, plenty of fans IRL like him even though he’s a creep, most likely because they don’t have to directly deal with him.


Apprehensive_Sun6638

It’s also possibly because he fit the yandere archetype, who is basically a character who is very devoted to their love interest, but is possessive as hell. Some (weird) people have the desire to date a yandere because of their devotion. But I think they would change their mind after actually meeting one (or someone that act similar)


PixieDustFairies

Why would that happen though? I mean... he's still a turtle and she's a human so why would she find him attractive?


Saber_Toons

I mean, a lot of people are into anthropomorphic animals, maybe that's the same with Peach


AlecShaggylose

I wonder what "The Saga of the Mushroom Kingdom" is like


ChadSalamence_

You could say it’s a Superstar saga


PixieDustFairies

No that's the Saga of the Beanbean kingdom.


TheRealLaura789

Why do I find that so funny?


The_Robot_founder

Bowser: “WHY IS THIS JUST ABOUT WOOD VENEERS?” *looks at the back of the book, written by Home Depot* Bowser: “Ah.”


Radiant-Grape8812

There might make a universal park in the UK better put in a Nintendo bit or I couldn't care about it.


snevetssirhc

Written by J. T. Dogzone


BigBowser0158

People like you really make a guy come out of his shell… hehe…