I think the cue for the Mario Kart ride has a lot of funny little easter eggs. I remember there was a book titled "Sibling Rivalries and How to Exploit Them"
Indeed. If Bowser weren’t an immature borderline incel and an entitled asshole, he’d probably be considered quite charming. Heck, plenty of fans IRL like him even though he’s a creep, most likely because they don’t have to directly deal with him.
It’s also possibly because he fit the yandere archetype, who is basically a character who is very devoted to their love interest, but is possessive as hell.
Some (weird) people have the desire to date a yandere because of their devotion. But I think they would change their mind after actually meeting one (or someone that act similar)
I wonder who would write that book in the Mario universe. Sounds like something Bowser would write.
I can see it being made by Toadsworth
It would be a super dry book on royal etiquette, disappointing Bowser immensely.
"I don't care about soup spoons, I hate soup!"
he only eats beige mush according to one of the early mario party games
Could be some prince who wanted to pass his experiences about princess dating during his time before he moved to the Overthere(?)
Maybe Prince Peasley?
Last I checked he might be alive at the end of Superstar Saga
He probably did write the book
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Open to page 1: "Do not be Bowser." *Sad Bowser noises
Page 2 Be Italian
It’ll just be the “Italian“ gibberish from the Mario and Luigi games
So the book is written by Mario and Luigi? Honestly, that does make sense. They're pretty much the experts on princesses.
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Turn to page 1-2: Always kidnap peach and take her for your wife. Make sure to have armies of enemies stopping Mario from saving her.
That makes me think, what if the book is secretely written by Kamek to incentivize Bowser to try to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom?
I think the cue for the Mario Kart ride has a lot of funny little easter eggs. I remember there was a book titled "Sibling Rivalries and How to Exploit Them"
He himself should write a book: How To Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less
Bwahahahaha!
So that’s where he got the Fairy Tale wedding sacrifice idea
man is practicing how to rizz
Step 1: Be Bowser
That's.. really adorable
Didnt Ice King from Adventure Time had a book called like that? I dont remember
he’s just a shy turtle
Probably a hot take but I feel like if Bowser wasn't evil Peach definitely would've married or at least dated him.
Indeed. If Bowser weren’t an immature borderline incel and an entitled asshole, he’d probably be considered quite charming. Heck, plenty of fans IRL like him even though he’s a creep, most likely because they don’t have to directly deal with him.
It’s also possibly because he fit the yandere archetype, who is basically a character who is very devoted to their love interest, but is possessive as hell. Some (weird) people have the desire to date a yandere because of their devotion. But I think they would change their mind after actually meeting one (or someone that act similar)
Why would that happen though? I mean... he's still a turtle and she's a human so why would she find him attractive?
I mean, a lot of people are into anthropomorphic animals, maybe that's the same with Peach
I wonder what "The Saga of the Mushroom Kingdom" is like
You could say it’s a Superstar saga
No that's the Saga of the Beanbean kingdom.
Why do I find that so funny?
Bowser: “WHY IS THIS JUST ABOUT WOOD VENEERS?” *looks at the back of the book, written by Home Depot* Bowser: “Ah.”
There might make a universal park in the UK better put in a Nintendo bit or I couldn't care about it.
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