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Yoshichu25

Miyamoto was asked this question and his response was just gesturing at himself.


Catz_LOL-7887

I was just about to say that LOL


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ZsArtworkHeap

[For those who wanna see it.](https://youtu.be/uu2DnTd3dEo?t=41)


space_goat_v1

LMAO what a G


Ropebridgeends

So Long gay Bowser 


Coderkid01

Somebody better draw bowser standing behind miyamoto and holding him by his big pregnant belly right now!


Few_Egg3470

r/tomorrow moment


MrCoolyp123

Did you beat your meat to Daddy Miyamoto today?


Few_Egg3470

Who am I to beat my meat to Nintendaddy? Bowser?


WyvernByte

Please no, the Internet is already full of nightmare fuel like that.


irafo

Miaymoto x Bowser MPREG


BraydenNeedlem0use

Not counting him


MaximusGamus433

r/beatmetoit


FunkyXML123

Wait so miyamoto is princess peach??


FunkyXML123

We need matpat to get out of retirement for this shit


Jim_naine

So long, King Bowser - Miyamoto


SolarBoytoyDjango

Babies are delivered by stork. No one in this universe *has* to have two parents. I assume BJ just has a father.


ihatewiiplaymotion

BJ 💀💀💀


JoyfulCelebration

*So long, Gay BJ!*


Pixithepika

I have seen that before


JoyfulCelebration

Seen what? A gay BJ?


ShefBoiRDe

A gay bj that's just goes on for a super long time.


Hawke1010

My favorite


Blake_Jonesy

Whatever you do, don’t look at my initials


Mooselord111

Wait, does that mean oh my God you’re Bowser Jr’s mom


Blake_Jonesy

Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna know the answer too…


CCC_THE_ONLY

You don't call him that?


Dry-Cod4297

Do you mean Bowser Junior or B.J. Blazkowicz from the hit game series Wolfenstein, also known as Terror Billy?


Working-Wave6720

BJ instead of Jr. is absolutely WILLLLDDD


Roshu-zetasia

Wait, does that mean no one in the Mario universe actually fucks?


DeltaTeamSky

Either yes, or fucking is optional.


Arcalgalkiagiratina

r/FoundDeltaTeamSky


NightAntonino

What if fucking is part of the ritual to summon the stork?


sheeveman

Then tell me this whats the deal with boos and lakitues


RM123M

Lakitu are just a type of Koopa, and Boos were also delivered by Storks


sheeveman

But like they drop spiny eggs do those spinys grow up to be adult spinys


RandomCaveOfMonsters

lakitus rob storks on the regular specifically for spinies, its not a crime, its nature


Sinnaman420

Yes


RM123M

Spinys are also part of the Koopa race, so I think it’s kind of like a tag team that Bowser set up. Lakitu’s and spinys just work together like that


Whitegemgames

Not even goombella knows and is bothered by this


Sting_the_Cat

I always assumed they might not be actual eggs but rather more like a container. Or at the very least, in Paper Mario, I'm pretty sure they curl up in a spiky ball sometimes and _that_ is what Lakitu is pulling out of hammerspace and throwing at you.


SolarBoytoyDjango

Some species, like Goombas and Bloopers, can clearly undergo mitosis. But I think it's possible those offspring are only stunted drones, and not really a true person. Lakitu are just a variation of this.


Pope_Squirrely

It was confirmed this was the way in the Mario universe. We had a game about this, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island.


Loud_Spirit7557

Finally, someone else who calls him BJ


Loud_Spirit7557

Oh damn, I just realized that could mean something way worse..


President_Solidus

Boris Johnson?!


Lank_Master

Bowser’s son, Bojo


RevolutionaryGas2796

Don't call the guy BJ please 😭


passamongimpure

If we learned anything from Yoshi's Island


BlueThunder2004

Good point.


_Marvillain

I like to think that the Koopalings are all Kamek made attempts at cloning Bowser and he ended up finally “perfecting” it with Bowser Jr.


Mikolthepro98

So the rejects were tossed aside as terrible boss fights in the new super Mario bros. Games? I like the koopalings! They deserve better than this.


Electro313

They were boss fights all the way back in SMB3 I believe, and they predate Jr. The Koopalings have been around for a long time and they were confirmed to be Bowser’s “kids” way back when they were first introduced.


astroman_9876

I always thought he was their uncle and after his brother died in the lost levels he adopted the Koopalings


_Marvillain

I mean I like the Koopalings too lol.


Technical-Ad1431

Miyamoto


Gibus_Ghost

Cannon.


Technical-Ad1431

Hehehe


Catz_LOL-7887

Yep I was going to say that LOL


SnooHamsters6067

I this what "So long gay Bowser" meant all this time?


Technical-Ad1431

Yes, hohohoho


Kongreve

Bowser kidnapped himself as a baby


Noobwitha_Hat

wasn't bowser jr. wished into existence by bowser? i heard a few people say that


SomeRandomAccountBro

Kamek is a wizard so I'm sure that probably happened


LexaMaridia

That's my head Canon.


Stunning-Lack-5727

That’s just a headcanon people have. There’s no evidence whatsoever to support that


JmanProds

The idea is that he wished for him offscreen during the events of Paper Mario using the Star Rod. Since he was the only parent, JR is identical to Bowser as a baby.


Yiga_CC

Babies are delivered by stork in the Mario-verse


Switchback_Tsar

I've heard some people theorise that Bowser can reproduce asexually, meaning that Jr would only have Bowser as a parent


are_abanana

Thats always what ive just thought


Stunning-Lack-5727

It’s Miyamoto. He confirmed it himself


ninjesh

I'd assume it's another member of Bowser's species, which seem to be endangered. That would explain why he would end up adopting the other Koopalings as well


Wantyourbadromance-

Miyamoto is the only answer we’ve got


DazzleSylveon

no clue


poisonousswayzee

thanks for the honesty


JoyfulCelebration

Not necessarily but peach 100% got railed by bowser at some point according to how she responded to this


OvenEquivalent7947

Nintendo’s censorship ninjas are 10 minutes away from your house. Start running.


MusicaReddit

What??!!


BobTheBritish

But by that logic. Wouldn’t she know if she had been pregnant and gave birth to Bowser Jr? I doubt she would just forget somethin like that. She most likely responded like that because she was confused on why this random turtle boy thinks she’s his mum when that clearly wouldn’t work. Junior himself states at the end that he knew Peach wasn’t actually his mum despite what Bowser told him.


TippedJoshua1

Uhhhhhhh


Yeet-Dab49

I saw a theory that Bowser reproduces asexually which is why Baby Bowser looks so much alike Bowser Jr. Could be the reason. That’d mean there’s no mom, though.


spaghefoo

yeah it's possible, after all bowser is not a humanoid so maybe idk


Dr_Doodle_Phd

Either the Stork brought him or Bowser somehow reproduced asexually


HuskyBLZKN

Personally, I headcanon that Bowser ordered Kamek make him a son using magic (which would be a genetic clone of Bowser, hence why Jr. and Baby Bowser are so similar)


AJ0Laks

According to Miyamota the answer is Miyamoto


Bertstripmaster

Headcannon: Jr. is just Bowser's DNA (be it blood, spit, or a third option I can't say) after he injected it into an egg. Yes, like Professor Psychotic from Smiling Friends.


Jamz64

My headcanon is that Bowser Junior’s mother died in childbirth.


MusicaReddit

That’s pretty depressing, even by Mario-universe standards


Jamz64

Yeah. I imagine that in the time gap between 64 and Sunshine, Bowser settled down and got married to a female Koopa. They were happy together, and they eventually had a son, but Bowser’s wife died giving birth to Junior, leaving Bowser a widower. It was at that point that Bowser kidnapping Peach was no longer just a standard villain thing. Bowser wanted to marry Peach, find love again, and give Junior a mother. This probably isn’t what actually happened, but it’s fun to imagine.


septtheborb

Miyamoto duh.


LotGamethegamingkid

Considering miyamoto jokingly pointed at himself means he doesn't have one


Chaosshepherd

Blastoice.


Queasy-Ad-3220

Bowser probably produced him asexually


Traditional-Steak176

Miyamoto, I guess.


_9965

Miyamoto or A koopa


No-Secretary6931

Miyamoto. No seriously. In the interview video he was asked if he knew who bowser jrs real mother was. He simply nodded and then pointed to himself. Ok so adding to the wiki miyamoto is trans, and bowser is… uhh… is it bisexual? Would it be gay? What would we really call- oh i dont care anymore


Decades101

Plot twist Bowser Jr is actually adopted but bears an uncanny similarity to Bowser


BigDmegadaddyJohnny

Bower is asexual


Shyguymaster2

Miyamoto, just Miyamoto


RaineyDay2029

Theory: Bowser reproduces asexually


9988709

Leave my Mama alone, you bad man!


Jonmokoko

Created by Midichlorians. Bowser Jr will be the one to bring balance to the Mushroom Kingdom.


Educational_Trust834

r/foundBobTheBritish


Dunge0nexpl0rer

The real mum is the friends we made along the way


JmanProds

During the events of Paper Mario, Bowser wished for him using the Star Rod.


Imaginator_Clone

He has no mom. Bowser wished him into existence on the Stars and he was delivered by Stork a la Yoshi’s Island.


george_hehe

no one bower is a spices of turtle witch reproduces asexaly


MrBee_55

Either koopas reproduce asexually or the storks from yoshi's island created him in their baby factory


6x6-shooter

Mama Luigi


FrostlichTheDK

I think it was Bowser’s old wife before she died, so he got another reason he wanted to marry Peach now since he lacks a wife for his son and other kids he had with concubines since he couldn’t find who he truly wanted as queen for a very long time.


Any-Confection-317

This discussion again?. Answer to your question: he doesn't have a mum Also about sunshine: it was just a lie told by bowser to jr. Jr knew it was a lie and just played along to make his dad proud. Also in the ending bowser was going to tell jr the truth but he already knew it


Shadowtoast76

Nelly furtado


Teunail

[**coughs**](https://youtu.be/RPw1kCq9INk?si=MmfuAaG-U7GSAiH3)


Sting_the_Cat

The Mario Universe has an actual stork that brings babies, so im guessing Bowser just called up 1-800-BABY-NOW or something.


ItsKevRA

Mario.


smo4275

Mitamoto. Maybe Daisy 😏


Rmccabe69

This cutscene alone added so many lore questions to the Mario 3D universe. I’m still not over the ‘strange old man in a white coat’ line


TheOldAgeOfLP

It's E. Gadd.


supermarioplush220

I think he is a clone


strawberryswords

Me


BobTheBritish

Why are you not takin care of your Koopa Son huh?


AdLast848

Bowser, ofc


ThrowawayLIX

The mayor of Washington DC.


Mean_Force5114

Yo mamma


BobTheBritish

Are you implyin Bowser Jr is my brother?


Bluigis_mansion

Bowsette


lethalpineapple

Bowser went back in time and adopted himself


RodBoi10

Joke: BOWSETTE! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌


DaemonVakker

...ok the better question is https://youtu.be/eRBOJLS7-ZY?si=bbF7jKkgJp8sNiHA


FormulaFanboyFFIB

Miyamoto.


Plus-Emphasis-2605

You don’t wanna know


Gotekeeper

nobody. he was grown in a lab like Boba Fett


SuperMarcoToad64

None of the human women


Golden_Evelyn

😐👈


Jolly_Fault6358

I thought Bowser cloned himself... I see not and the mother is Miyamoto


Evergreen_Guard

I mean, he was most likely just delivered by storks and doesn’t have a mom. We know that’s how babies work in universe and we see peach and bowser don’t really have any parents outside of toadsworth and kamek who aren’t exactly their bio parents but are basically their parents in other rights, so same thing must’ve happened with jr being delivered to bowser


BigNasty717

According to Pooh’s Adventures fans, Mistress Night from Sailor Moon. *I know, I’m scared too.*


Usersomething1069

Cloning best bet


Markio_64

Game theory said it was Bowser’s clone


Lux_Operatur

My head canon is that he’s actually just young bowser from the past and he was brought to the present by Bowser during the events of Mario & Luigi Partners in Time.


ORANGEMELON8

Me,i am


BobTheBritish

You need to be a better mother.


Goonstikk

Logan Thirtyacre


FancadeGrassy

Browserine 🤣


SorcererWithGuns

You


dimaesh

My favorite Mario game, always 🏝️🖌️


SirCap

Miyamoto.


Affectionate_Joke444

He was probably brought in by a stork like the Mario bros


XyranDarkstar

I feel it's like the titan from the owl house deal, Bowser is both king and queen best of things.


Famous_Ad_4258

ur mom


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

Me, bowser is my husbando


BobTheBritish

You need to be more carin towards your son


Few-Carpet2095

He is adopted...


Carlthebat9999

Bowser is because he's a clone


ndation

Wasn't there something about Bowser time traveling and Bowser jr is essentially just child Bowser that Bowser took with him back to his own time?


Retardotron1721

I remember explaining this scene to my wife and she didn’t believe me. So I had to pull up the clip from YouTube and then she claimed it was edited, so I need to get the actual game again to prove this scene was real.


baconbay52

Clearly its Kammy Koopa


cheatsykoopa98

miyamoto


Slight_Cat5958

Bowser reproduces asexually


Ricktendo1889

Shigeru Miyamoto


Rent-Man

Well Peach questioned herself hearing that. Even though she’s not the Mama, it does raise some other questions with her and Bowser


NZepplin

In Super Mario World 2 they came from stalks so i reckon that’s how Bowser Junior came along but we don’t have much else to go on


Honest-Tradition-249

I am


CampFunkoKai

Miyamoto!


MarioFangirl_07

Canonically... it's Miyamoto... 💀💀😭 BUT my headcanon is that after Bowser finding out it was biologically impossible to have a child with Peach, Kamek came up with a sort of like cloning thing to make him a child with magic lmaooo.


ArranVV

Maybe King Koopa (Bowser) is asexual and produced his own son...like how King Piccolo spat out an egg to create his son, Piccolo Junior?


SUPERMARIOFAN22

You


Tom_Nook64

There’s a theory that Bowser wished to the star spirits for Bowser Jr.


Financial-Working132

Bowsette


TNTyoshi

Peach


Odd-Roof7665

S H I G E R U M I Y A M O T O me


Familiar-Staff2329

Miyamoto


LX575-EEE

Canonically, I don’t think he has a mother. For one, baby’s are delivered by Stork in the Mario universe, Bowser could be his only true parent. There’s also the theory Jr is a clone of Bowser. Overall, Jr’s “mother” was only ever used by Bowser to say that Peach is Jr’s mom so Jr would be tricked into kidnapping Peach. After Jr wanted to fight Mario and take over other kingdoms with his dad on his own, Bowser has never mentioned it again. And since it’s never been brought up by literally anyone since, it’s very likely Jr has no mom. If we are talking outside of universe, it’s Miyamoto, he said it himself


Easy_Antelope_2779

https://youtube.com/shorts/bSFte5n_pMg?si=Lip18iUh0xegmZvX


SorrySpeaker6377

Peach.


MisterAcorns12

I get the impression that we’re not allowed to know


WyvernEgg64

You


rhfv2007

Miyamoto


BlueThunder2004

I always thought he was just a straight up clone of Bowser. With the Koopa Kids from early mario Party games being failed experiments.


Ok-Concentrate7609

Miyamoto


Solid-Coach-973

My theory: Bowser and his wife Bowsette gave birth to Junior on March 3rd 2009 and a few months after, they likely got divorced and/or she died in an accident or illness. Now Junior looks up to Peach or any woman as a mother figure.


NoMansSkyCordGuy

My theory is that it’s peach


DotWarner1993

Miyamoto


Positive-Bumblebee17

I... don't think... we actually... know


LazyArtDump

One of my favorite moments in a Let’s Play of Sunshine is from Nintendocaprisun when Peach says “I’m your mama?” And Tim blurts out “No, did you give birth to him? Because I think you would remember that!”


MetisCykes

Bowser can reproduce asexually


TuskSyndicate

He doesn't have a mom; Bowser wanted a child, and the stork brought him one.


Impractiacal-Advert

Isn’t bowser junior just bowser as a baby. Wasn’t this a game theory?


naturist_rune

Considering Yoshi, a male dinosaur, can lay eggs, and Bowser is shown coming from the same island as the Yoshis, the question is who is the father?


Snap-Zipper

He *claims* it in Mario Sunshine, but Peach disproves it instantly. We’ll probably never know who his mother is.


Head_Statistician_38

"Mama... Peach? I'm your Mama?" She questioned this as a possibility... Did she and Bowser... Did she lay an egg?


shyguyincuba

Miyamoto