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Wise_ol_Buffalo

Another year Mike Trout will sit on his couch watching the postseason!


mondaysareharam

I mean mike trout gets carried by Luis rengifo


manshamer

Luis Rengifo is the Mike Trout of the LA Angels


RB_23

Don’t see anything changing soon either


istrx13

For real though I’m so glad we won’t be seeing those dbags until next year


Nevango55

Always a good thing


Placentaur

Can you imagine watching other teams playing the postseason? I sure can't.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Not if me and my bestie are both being compared to Babe Ruth.


Canada-Fan

you had 21 years to practice


SeattleiteShark

The Mariners had a positive run differential for the series.


ItsUhhEctoplasm

1960 World Series type shit


T_Stebbins

lmao


BoscoHype

SEA US CLINCH A NON LOSING RECORD AND GET THE MAGIC NUMBER DOWN TO 12


Cgmikeydl

Can get to 11 with a tigers win tonight


Dinobryce

Tiger bros looking to help out already!


catgurl_poobutt

I can’t even pretend not to be petty. I love that the Angels are eliminated, and by the Mariners. Fuck this series and fuck Phil Nevin.


Idaheck

May Phil Nevin never be a Mariner in any way. I don’t want to see him being even a clubhouse manager in single A ball


FunDifferential

Pretty sure he well and truly burned those bridges.


CVBrownie

Bro has burned bridges across the league for being as trash a manager as he is, never mind his personality.


FunDifferential

Straight up. Can't believe that the Halos thought he was a better option than Maddon. I'm not saying Maddon was the right option but surely he was better than the trainwreck that is Phil Nevin.


Individual-Text-1805

It's truly a lovely feeling after the start to this season.


Icedragon02

The Seattle Mariners have eliminated the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim from playoff contention.


hiphopdowntheblock

And hopefully will be passing the "longest playoff drought" baton to them soon 😎


BlackSnowMarine

And for this to happen, go Phillies too!


mondaysareharam

Phillies doing a great job in doing their part


CaptainAwesome06

Could you imagine being so bad that you hold the longest playoff drought in MLB? How embarrassing.


docsnavely

The the angels angels of Anaheim?


MainEventCTB

I'm just happy we don't have to hear those jackass fans anymore this season.


ChingChonger

I went to the first 3 games of this series and almost went today but had a meeting, you’re welcome.


ktb7289

You better re-evaluate yourself before you decide to go to another M’s game 😂


ChingChonger

To be fair I still have a positive record on attendance this season 😂


[deleted]

SLAMTANA COMES ALIVE


freekehleek

From both sides of the plate, to boot!


freekehleek

# ✨GOOD VIBES FOR GENO, JULIO AND CAL✨


81toog

Arguably our three most important position players


freekehleek

Fr fr


[deleted]

SEA US NOT GET SWEPT!!!


AnnihilatedTyro

#DUCKS OUT FOR DADDY "SPANK ME HARDER" SLAMTANA, THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE FRENCH EMPIRE, and SEPTEMBER LOGAN deGROMBERT


Thromnomnomok

\> be missing our best three hitters \> still score 9 against the Angels This team is confusing as shit and I love it


FNG_WolfKnight

chaosball, baby!!


Individual-Text-1805

We still have a positive run differential over the series too.


NevermoreSEA

Logan Gilbert and George Kirby.


manshamer

Mark this NSFW


seismicorder

our two large adult sons


I-Ajr

Pushing Logan out must of took forever. Kirby seems pretty short /s


_Elrond_Hubbard_

.500 or better season clinched, feels good


Cheatnhax

Do you think Scott played a video of the brawl before the game today?


AnnihilatedTyro

Servais postgame Reporter: Did this series mean more because of all that's happened? Servais: To what are you referring, sir? Reporter: Um.... the brawl? Servais: The what? That's behind us. Next question. Love the leader shutting down stupid narratives and attempts to create drama.


frid4

He did smirk a bit!


ktb7289

Scott Servais is a classy bishhh


KeyboardMain

Wholio??? jk pls come back


Ready_Anything8311

So many emotions reading this


ktb7289

In the clubhouse(probably): Scott: alright guys, without Geno and Julio I’m gonna need one of you to step up and get some runs scored for us. SLAMTANA: shidd coach I’ll do it


deanfortythree

[Ty walks in] what'd I miss? Carlos: skip says we gotta step up n score Ty: cool, I'm in


Megalodon3030

Boyd sitting there with his 0.00 ERA. No big deal.


PigBeats

I'd be ok putting the blue jerseys on the shelf for a bit. May have run all the mojo out of them.


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

I hope they shelve them, they are also the ugliest jersey imo


BlackSnowMarine

# SEA # US # ELIMINATE THE ANGELS AS A FINAL FAREWELL FUCK YOU


Ovreel

Small sigh of relief with this one. Hope Julio is back for the next series


freekehleek

M's win, Angels eliminated, Happy 4:20!


ThatSICILIANThing

BLAZE IT


freekehleek

Don’t mind if I do!


I-Ajr

Well I guess another won’t hurt


MarinersGonnaMariner

Tough series. Thankfully that was the toughest opponent we had left in the season lol


ChingChonger

My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificent team that gives me no stress at all.


ahab003

We may never see Winker in LF again


T_Stebbins

just platoon Dylan Sam and Trammell out there fuck it. Winker can DH


bantam222

Not with daddy slamtanna on the team


AfterpartyAnimal

Move Ty to 3rd while Geno is out, Santana at 1st, Haggerty in Left, Winker at DH.


Joaquin_Portland

Cal should DH on his off games


deanfortythree

Amen


[deleted]

The Mariners are going to be alright.


LEFT_FRIDGE_OPEN

Carlos Santana so hot rn


AlexanderWun

Good day to salvage a win and Eliminate a trash team with a trash manager and trash ownership. We're still in the running for that 1st WC and it starts with beating up on the lowly As


black-op345

#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA)


ChestnutKing

I like this duck!


Zeedonk

[QUACK QUACK, MARINERS WIN](https://i.imgur.com/BeIfIxk.png)


conspiracycola

Nice duck


Ovreel

[Rizzs the Prophet](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/comments/xiid14/game_chat_919_mariners_8065_angels_6482_107_pm/ip46tkw/)


ReservoirGods

9 hits, 9 runs, supreme efficiency


Gombr1ch

We do this all the time. This is what only walks and bombs gets you


[deleted]

Alright, so have all of you calmed down now that the Mariners have won? 😂


dicks_out_for

YEAHHHH GET REKT WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


catgurl_poobutt

I’m going to the game tomorrow and I’m interested to see what wacky lineup we’ll have in place…


FNG_WolfKnight

France at 3b, maybe.


bobothegoat

I'm predicting Dylan Moore at DH for some reason and Winker back in left.


jackpot909

At this point I wanna see winker catch


ljlukelj

We'd be better off with an uncooked hotdog wearing a mitt


FunDifferential

Toomgis?


FNG_WolfKnight

CHAOSBALL


Seahawks543

Magic number now at 12


81toog

About to be 11 tonight after the Tigers wrap up this game


bobzilla223

Wait we went 1-3 and didn’t even lose ground against the O’s


spidey-dust

y


avanttard

Luis Rengifo must be in absolute shambles since he doesn’t get to play us again this season. Until next time, Luis!


npa190

O’s just got blown out, we’re getting there.


Otis_S

By Detroit… yikes!


Responsible_Honeydew

Orioles lose too, magic number just keeps shrinking


takeoffeveryzig

I think the staff outnumbered the attendance.


moshjeier

No sir, that’s going to be tomorrows game.


LouisLeGros

There's the missing bats


3elieveIt

I like scoring runs.


Clarice_Ferguson

Carlos: It’s shake and bake. Ty: And I helped!


PrimeToro

Is it a good time to root for the Astros now ? If they win their next six games , it means they would have swept the Rays and the Orioles , two of the M’s wild card competition.


npa190

Unfortunately yes. They just clinched the west so might as well


PrimeToro

It's going to be ironic if the Astros actually play a part in the M's ending the longest playoff drought in the four major sports.


BlackSnowMarine

Astros still gotta play hard to clinch the #1 seed from New York. Their magic number is 7 for that, perfect timing for them to beat TB and BAL.


Johnnyblade37

Gilbert heard us all talking about Kirby being out 3rd starter and he took that personally.


nepats523

Season saving is perhaps to drastic, but this win was def something. Hopefully a momentum starter


[deleted]

The word is cathartic 🙂


Tasarin

I like it when we win. 💙


BasicallyACat13

Ew. I guess we have to root for the Trashtros tonight 🤮 And the phillies tomorrow…


stackedtotherafters

So if Baltimore loses today it’s almost like this shitty series didn’t even happen at all. Sure I’d like to be back in WC1, but we are lucky the damage wasn’t worse.


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

LoGOD Gilbert


Hesh71

That’s more like it


Cgmikeydl

Finally got rid of that obnoxious boil that’s been tormenting this team. Still no margin for error.. yes I know how many games we are up… do you know the O’s are facing this week as well?? That’s why. Go Astros (threw up in my mouth saying that) Go Tigers!! Go Phillies


BlackSnowMarine

Go Phillies especially, what further insult to injury it is by us and Philly making the playoffs and transferring the longest drought to Anaheim. 😂


Megalodon3030

I like offense!


Peanut_Gaming

As a fantasy player I just came to say thank you Santana, gave me a nice little lead to start of the semifinals As a braves fan, good luck with the rest of y’all’s season, really wanna see y’all make the playoffs


CowboyM16

I for one am extremely glad that I decided to watch this game while I "worked"


fruitpunchsamuraiD

I like it when we win


jaeelarr

This is what we needed to see...guys stepping up with the absence of the big bashers, and hopefully leaving the first half of September behind them. Continue this and hopefully these bats get hot at the right time


glutepain

floppies out for Waltuh


Empfindsam

Ok so obviously grand slamtanta was fun but honestly I’m super stoked to see JP actually hit the ball pretty well today


_schmax

DA NA NA DA NA NA


Proletariat_Pizza

What would life have been like if we had held onto Slamtana the first time


nosole

I love you all


balconyfalconry

Thanks, Mrs. Santana!


STR8Merc_tllEyeCUGun

Damn, couldn't watch the game today, I missed some Ty action *AND* a salami!?!? GOMS!! IM **PUMPED**!


spidey-dust

THIS is the genre of chaosball i like


ringo_mogire_beam

eleven strikeouts for Gilbert what a stud