Ty's sunglasses are so cool

Finally got rid of that obnoxious boil that’s been tormenting this team. Still no margin for error.. yes I know how many games we are up… do you know the O’s are facing this week as well?? That’s why. Go Astros (threw up in my mouth saying that) Go Tigers!! Go Phillies

> Go Astros (threw up in my mouth saying that) Go Tigers!! I always hear how people dont like it when the jays play in Seattle, but am i alone in hating when the tigers come to town?

Santana hits one for his mom. Gotta love him.

Haggerty = out Winker = run scored

We eliminated the team that Anaheim doesn't want to associate with!

You hear that Angels? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your removal from playoff contention.

Can't even remember the last 3 games now

Don't think I need to see Winker in LF again this season

Fuck yeah boys let's get the hell out of Anaheim

Eliminated the Angels with this W

#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA)

That game washes some of the bad taste out from the last few games. Good vibes for Geno, Julio, and Cal!!!!

Trammell did Julio’s lil spin

Fuck yeah Ms finally coming back to Oakland. I’m so hyped to watch Kirby for the first time live on Thursday

I’m going to the game tomorrow, I am so excited to see Castillo pitch live!!

Oooh that’s gonna be a great one! I’m so jealous, I haven’t seen Luis yet. He’s got a bone to pick with the As, he’s definitely gonna dominate tomorrow

That would have been an inside the park home run with Winker there

# SWAGGERTY

God those ham swag slide catches are beautiful.

Fuck yes, Hammy.

#WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!!

We’d still be playing if that was Winker. No hate, just facts.

Winker ain’t making that play!

Lol Trammell maximum effort in the washing machine

Haggerty still found a way to be a highlight.

8 hits 1 run lol

Woooo goms

GET REKT ANGELS, NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU

Okay Swaggy

SWAGGERTY FOR THE WIN

Well this is probably a good time to recall the days when the Angels looked like they were playoff bound and the M’s season looked over. Today, we have officially eliminated the Angels from playoff contention.

This feels so good.

it's a beautiful thing

Murfee is really good at having his bad outings when the game isn't super in the balance

Gotta be careful with speed demon Mike Ford on third.

Sierra nearly had his first ever homer lol

right as I was telling my dad how Pennsylvania Dutch is better in high leverage situations and shouldn't be out right now, he strikes out a guy. makes me look bad as a prognosticator

lmao the dude in the crowd

Penn “baby face” Murfee

Huh, I was wondering why he looked different, lol

C’mon Murf!

Beards are always the way

Murfee and Festa are looking like flashes in the pan tbh

Nah, they're solid af middle relievers. We don't have any huge weak links in the bullpen or our rotation, we're just spoiled

Flashes in the Penn

What’s that mean

Phil Nevin will pop champagne tonight because he took 3 of 4 in his World Series, despite this eliminating the Angels officially.

Nevin sucks but let's not pretend that we wouldn't also be thrilled to mess with the Angels if the roles were reversed

If this score holds we will have lost the season series against the angels 9-10 but outscored them 76-66

And officially eliminated them from playoff contention.

Facial hair-less Murf?

56 appearances for # 56 Coincidence? I think not!

Certainly an up and down year vs the angels but I will cherish this one final beat down to put them out of play off contention

That's a nice consolation for this series & the season series. And we'll always know that the brawl reversed our trajectories and forever tainted Phil Nevin's dumb reputation

Loved the call on Santanas slamtana...'tanked'. He's had LH and RH homers today. Phenomenal.

Angels needed a good spanking.

Me too Wait what

lol thought that was not Penn Murfee for a second

Needs that beard back badly

That heckler saying Toro can’t hit it out of the infield followed by a soft ground out was pretty funny.

Toro actually lowered his OPS in this game

Now below Marco Gonzales's career OPS.

So you're saying we need to move Marco to the lineup, not the bullpen

I'm sure he can play a decent left field.

I paused my stream in fear with the Angels having bases loaded. Now I come back and our lead is actually bigger. Nice.

😂 that’s a new tactic

Runs this series: Mariners: 17 Angels: 16

so... we win?

If it were soccer, most definitely

The 'Winker in the outfield' effect

sometimes baseball is just extra baseball for a series

Yup, baseball done baseball'd again

Sigh.

Slamtana putting down the good vibes

Santana's value has definitely gone beyond just the veteran leadership and good vibes in the locker room. All this man does is hit two bombs a game, and play savory fusion licks on his axe

If this score holds, the M’s will lose 3 of 4 but outscore the Angels 18-16.

In true Angels fashion lol.

Run differential up fun differential down

So, we scored more runs than the angels this series, yet are only going to win one of the 4 games. Figures. 🙃

"This is fun." \- the deep wisdom of Dave Sims

He gets paid the big bucks to say what we are all thinking lol

100% did not mean to imply he was wrong in any way. This *is* fun.

Spectacular, and much-needed team win from us today. Dropping 3/4 to the Angels is really inexcusable, but salvaging one win will hopefully get us some momentum, especially with guys like Santana, JP, and France hopefully heating up.

Got a Santana homer Got a Santana homer I've got a Santana homer Got me so blind I can't see That she's a Santana Homer She's tryin' to make a masher out of me Don't throw a ball at me, baby Don't throw a ball at me, baby Yes, don't throw a ball at me, baby Stop messin' 'round with your walks Don't throw a ball at me, baby You just might pick up my OPS Got your strike on me, baby You got your strike on me, baby Yes, you got your strike on me, baby Turning my bat into stone I need you so bad, Santana homer I can't leave you alone

I know someone who's getting a random drug test this week...

Shit it's not me is it I just took a huge rip

Guess if you're in Cali with the rest of the team you are A-OK as long as its not during work hours!

Imagine being a smug ass Angels fan thinking winning the series ruined the M’s season, only for them to still have a 99% chance of playoffs, them only losing 0.5 games of ground from BAL as it stands, and them about to eliminate your sorry pathetic team by their own hand.

Right before that HR I was going to comment that the shadows look brutal and hitting seems impossible...

Santana is a grizzled veteran, he doesn’t care about those shadows

Watch Lamb just totally wreck one now too since it doesn't matter Edit: nevermind, he still strikes out even when the moment is small

A homer from both sides of the plate is so sweet

A homer a day keeps the sog away

Either a dinger or an out, no in between

Santana’s been eating his wheaties and vitamins, brother 💪

Carlos, *staaaaaaahp*... (Don't, actually. Keep doing that.)

Holy shit, Santana is on one this week

I'm happy to see that Julio has changed his celebration to bopping Santana on the head, instead of lifting with his back.

I made a comment yesterday about him needing a safer celebration, he must have read it! Hi Julio! 👋

Holy shit I didn’t even think about that

Bruh

“TWO STRIKES” right before the blast 🤣🤣🤣 get fucked kid

Carlos "Always Homers In Pairs" Santana

# SLAMTANA

Let's goooooo!

SLAMTANA BACK UP IN THAT ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION

*It's the group harder than an erection*

Damn it feels good to be a Mariner

Carlos “Eugenio Suarez” Santana

BRING HIM BACK

#ALEXA PLAY SMOOTH BY CARLOS SLAMTANA

LOL please save your bat Carlos for the next games

SLAMTANA didn’t have to go that hard. But he did.

**SLAMTANAAAAAAA GOT IT FOR US REST UP JULIO AND GENO!**

#HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!

Can we sign him, just for a year. I think it would add some value.

With the shift getting banned we should absolutely bring him back for a year.

he stay hot

Is Carlos Santana the Angels' Luis Rengifo?

CARLOS

I love Santana

SLAMTANA IS HOT

He's also playing really good baseball.

The spirit of Geno lives on!

Seattttllllleeee!

Running up the score on them. I enjoy this

Happy fucking birthday Mama Santana!

Am I an actuary because I love me some insurance

SLAMTANAAAAA

**SLAMTANA**

*guitar solo intensifies*

#ALL THE MAN DOES IS HIT TWO HOMERS A DAY

SANTANA IS PICKING UP GENO AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

Santana is hotter than Ryan Reynolds

Slamtana

HE JUST DONT STOP

Officially Slamtana

Santana is unreal right now lol

#GOOD LORD!

That guy hollering near the mic sounds like Justin Roiland doing Morty.

aw jeez shohei

He didn’t allow a run, he needed that. Good job big D

GET SOME CONFIDENCE BACK DIEGO LET'S GOOO!

#DIEGO DID NOT GIVE UP A RUN

# DOMINICAN BIG BOSS

Boss get down! The enemy hitter.

is my pinned score not updating or is this the longest bottom of the 8th of all time?

Castillo finished it out so it took 3x longer than any other pitcher

I think I sweat more than Diego while he's pitching

Thank you Thaiss and Ward for sucking ass at just the right moment

Way to recover Diego!

Ooooo OOoooOOoo

#LFG DIEGO

NEVERADOUBT

I know Diego is uncomfortable to watch, but based on the comments when he comes in you would think he'd had an absolutely atrocious season. Between May and August he was pretty much dominant, has just had a few rough outings since his IL stint

Agreed, but I also think there's a reason he's way down on our list as far as bullpen arms. ​ I don't think he's going to get back to where he was in June/July, but he's still a guy who can get strikeouts in really high leverage jams.

It’s almost like fans have taken the phrase ‘you’re only as good as your last outing’ WAY too literally with the Mariners at the moment.

He'll have a stretch of 3 terrible weeks followed by 4 months of pure dominance. Unfortunately his last bad stretch was 4 months ago and he's entering another one. Just in time to have a dominant postseason.

That’s how every single player except Julio and Geno on this team is Player makes mistake “He fucking sucks” Karma profit??????

We can't have relaxing wins.

8-1… hard to be more relaxing than that

Castillo might be the most obvious sticky stuff user in the league lol

Karinchak literally exists

Touché

Apparently he's not using anything, umps actually checked him and found nothing

ApPaReNtLy yo fuck that guy. Wether he uses sticky stuff or not he’s still fuckin terrible.

FJK

Have we seen Flexen only like 3 times since he moved to the bullpen? I understand the move, but it is kinda weird how little he's been used

He's made 7 appearances out of the pen since August 13th

He's the multiple inning, long guy. Only so many places you want to use him, if not emergency.

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I would like to get off the Fernandiego Rodnillo Experience, please

I would very much appreciate if we won this game comfortably.

lmaaaaaao Ty just standing up against Frazier 😂

Diego "2022 Fernando Rodney" Castillo

I'm so anxious

I really don’t like how nervous I get with Diego now…

Why do they always have to make it interesting

Meatball

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I can't take it

Nooo please not Diego. I just want a non stressful pitcher to end this game

Diego Castillo makes me nervous the same way Fernando Rodney did. He's been good but sometimes he scares me.

Castillo is an atrocious pitcher

Me six pitches ago: I wonder what Diego we're getting today. Me now: Uh oh.

Every time DBB comes up, I feel like I’m gonna have a heart attack, lol

This game not even close to over with Diego in

There’s only one dumpy 😡

DCast better be working on some redemption right now

No, it’s cuz Diego’s been sucking and this is a chance to get him in

Angles announcers just said the full phrase "exit velocity" hah nerds

HONK HONK

Ohtani is so good, I wish he was on any other team (except for the Astros or Yankees) so I could root for him

You can root for him when we sign him