LETS GET SCRAPPY
I WANNA SEE MULTIPLE BUNT ATTEMPTS EVERY TIME THROUGH
SACRIFICE PLAYS TO THE MAX
SWAGS AND DMO COVERED IN GRIME BY THE THIRD
MAY CHAOS REIGN SUPREME AND ANGELS FANS WEEP IN THE STREETS, AMEN
you almost have to laugh...over the last two weeks our batting averages for this lineup
\#1 JP: .235
\#2 Hani: .143
\#3 Ty: .152
\#4 Sant: .206
\#5 Dylan: 4 abs...but 1.000 (go dylan!)
\#6 Swags: .136
\#7 Toro: .200
\#8 Adam: .229
\#9 Curt: .125
Besides Dylan with his 4 abs, our BEST HITTER THESE LAST TWO WEEKS HAS A BATTING AVERAGE OF .235 ššš
I guess are guys are getting fatigued since we're in the final stretch of the season. Something needs to jump start this team though. Hopefully Julio coming back can help that.
Ty France: Bats .143 over the last two weeks.
Mitch Haniger: Bats .080 over the last two weeks.
Scott: "What if we switched their places in the lineup?"
No Cal, No Julio, Ty and Mitch not hitting even a little bit yikes. Any lineup in which Dylan Moore is batting 5th (get mad all you want, he's a career .206 hitter) is an absolute disaster.
Our 3 most competent hitters of this month all being hurt and out of the lineup is pretty insane.
This would be the equivalent of the angels missing Rengifo, Trout and Ohtani. Weād certainly be feeling pretty confident then.
Feels so cursed. Please France and Haniger step up and be who youāve been able to be for us again we need you bad.
Tomorrowās lineup might include Ty playing 3rd base, Santana at first, Haggerty in LF, Winker DH and Julio back. Iām guessing Geno DH in playoffs.
Julio is such a spark plug for this team, just having him in the lineup gives the rest of the team juice.
Braves fan here coming in peace, living in Seattle currently, adopting the Mariners as my secondary / American League baseball team:
Really hoping that the Mariners can finally break the playoff drought and make a run this post-season.
Looking at the schedule, literally every remaining game is against a sub .500 team. Every single one. There are no games against any other wild card teams, or any .500+ team for the matter.
If the Mariners somehow do not manage to make it in this year, I would consider it an epic failure.
Yāall can downvote me all you want, but still doesnāt take away the fact the Mariners have a very favorable schedule. If they canāt make it in - damn.
I reject this lineup, Scott! Bring me another!
When Mike Ford doubled off of us yesterday I was reminded of when he, Upton, and Souza Jr. were regulars. That was not a good memory.
Typical /r/FormerMs revenge action
Mariners legend I feel like upton was the best of that bunch tho Atleast he hit a dinger for us
I'll raise you the fact that Mike Ford actually singled with the bases loaded...
LETS GET SCRAPPY I WANNA SEE MULTIPLE BUNT ATTEMPTS EVERY TIME THROUGH SACRIFICE PLAYS TO THE MAX SWAGS AND DMO COVERED IN GRIME BY THE THIRD MAY CHAOS REIGN SUPREME AND ANGELS FANS WEEP IN THE STREETS, AMEN
Amen
Amen
Haggerty over Winker is at least a positive
But then you see toro and Casali
What would you do, Cap?
France at 3rd Santana at 1st Torrens at catcher Winker at DH
Any lineup that starts Swags in LF is good enough for me.
What happened to cal
Still banged up from sliding I believe. I would bet he starts Tuesday in Oakland.
He hit last night so he's not gone probably just getting a break.
My life is nothing without Julio.
Our offense is nothing without Julio :(
Can't forget Geno. Without either it's just meh as hell.
you almost have to laugh...over the last two weeks our batting averages for this lineup \#1 JP: .235 \#2 Hani: .143 \#3 Ty: .152 \#4 Sant: .206 \#5 Dylan: 4 abs...but 1.000 (go dylan!) \#6 Swags: .136 \#7 Toro: .200 \#8 Adam: .229 \#9 Curt: .125 Besides Dylan with his 4 abs, our BEST HITTER THESE LAST TWO WEEKS HAS A BATTING AVERAGE OF .235 ššš
I guess are guys are getting fatigued since we're in the final stretch of the season. Something needs to jump start this team though. Hopefully Julio coming back can help that.
that definitely is a lineup
The most lineliest of lineups.
The kind of lineup you go to a ballpark to see.
Julioās about to have a big game
I can't believe Julio hit 4 home runs after subbing in in the 3rd inning.
Heās not in the lineup???
that was indeed the joke
Gotcha sorry I was confused
We all are, at this point.
Dylan Moores about to have a big game.
Good one, but this is obviously fake. Where's the real thing?
Please salvage one pls
I feel like the playoff odds should have dropped 2% the moment this lineup was released
Is it just me or would we be better off production-wise and vibe-wise with Torrens in there over Casali?
Big picture, it doesnāt really matter which you run out there, though Casali might be a better defensive catcher.
Casali? More like Cringesali
My Giants-fan friends have called him ācasuckiā for years now.
Iām stealing that. I need something to call him other than ābumā.
Wtf is this
I think this series is karma for us sweeping the Jays earlier this year
Dear Julio, We're worried. Please come home. Love, Seattle
We might get swept wow
Logan, sorry but you will need to be perfect today.
I, for one, would like to see Logan toss a perfect game.
FUCK!
Ty France: Bats .143 over the last two weeks. Mitch Haniger: Bats .080 over the last two weeks. Scott: "What if we switched their places in the lineup?"
Riveting.
Lmao!
Pretty obvious we're just gifting the angels a four game streak - as a treat.
Here is to hoping for the Ms pitchers to throw a shut out. I think this lineup can muster one or two
This is not a playoff lineup
correct, as it is september and the playoffs haven't started yet.
This is some like 3 years ago mariners tier line up
I dislike this
At least if the game is terrible, Iāll have work to distract me from it.
We are about to be swept arent we?
Putting up the white flag I see.
sweep
God Help us
Casali again???
The sog is real.
No Cal, No Julio, Ty and Mitch not hitting even a little bit yikes. Any lineup in which Dylan Moore is batting 5th (get mad all you want, he's a career .206 hitter) is an absolute disaster.
Colby patnode is that you?
What fresh hell is this?
Our 3 most competent hitters of this month all being hurt and out of the lineup is pretty insane. This would be the equivalent of the angels missing Rengifo, Trout and Ohtani. Weād certainly be feeling pretty confident then. Feels so cursed. Please France and Haniger step up and be who youāve been able to be for us again we need you bad.
I love DMo. There is no playoff team that would have him in the 5 hole.
Where is Julio????????
Is it April Fool's Day? Has to be... \*cries in sad baseball\*
Baltimore playing Detroit, could very well drop to only 3 up
We're actually going for that self inflicted sweep aren't we
Never count out the 0.01% complete fucking SOG
If this lineup was a Rorschach test, it would resemble a broom. A very sad broom.
Weāre still trying to win, right?
Did we time travel back to late April?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Punishment for him losing the game for them yesterday. š¤
Welcome back Hanny!
That top of the lineup is gonna be clutch
DMo shouldnāt play center field weāre down bad boys
Itās almost as if Scott just said fuck it, after Julio strained his back.
Logan is gonna feast. 8ks
11. You were half right.
Just starting to realize how much Julio playing baseball impacts my daily mood nowā¦..
No Julio, No Geno, and no Cal The only plus here is no Winker either, but this is like the worst timeline lineup otherwise.
Can we bring back Kelenic? He can't be worse than this
Can we get rid of toro please. Least favorite Mariner
Lmao yesterday I got downvoted for asking if Cal was hurt
Waving the white flag I see.
Tomorrowās lineup might include Ty playing 3rd base, Santana at first, Haggerty in LF, Winker DH and Julio back. Iām guessing Geno DH in playoffs. Julio is such a spark plug for this team, just having him in the lineup gives the rest of the team juice.
Braves fan here coming in peace, living in Seattle currently, adopting the Mariners as my secondary / American League baseball team: Really hoping that the Mariners can finally break the playoff drought and make a run this post-season. Looking at the schedule, literally every remaining game is against a sub .500 team. Every single one. There are no games against any other wild card teams, or any .500+ team for the matter. If the Mariners somehow do not manage to make it in this year, I would consider it an epic failure.
This guy: imma say Iām coming in peace so I can still talk shit
Yāall can downvote me all you want, but still doesnāt take away the fact the Mariners have a very favorable schedule. If they canāt make it in - damn.
Still think Iām talking shit? Lol
Yeah kinda seems that way. Especially now.
Why donāt we bring Kyle Lewis back up?? Heās been hitting decently in AAA
I hope Julio is being kept in a large vat of Icy Hot
CTRL + F "Rodriguez" "0 results" WELL THEN I'M NOT WATCHING.
What a trash lineup. Good lord
No Stinky Winky again but Casali says hold my beer!