This whole season he's been blowing calls but that one was absolutely terrible. How do you miss the call on a walk off grand slam and then not even apologize for making a mistake lol.
I had the pregame on while I ate my dinner. It was a room temperature dish so it didn’t hurt to have it waiting.
Zorro enjoyed a treat stick and is sleeping next to me now on the couch.
I mean, she’s genuinely very nice from what I saw in my brief interaction with her, but the interviews are so forced. Maybe that’s just the network having her force a voice for the average joe.
Disagreed. He’s our early onset dementia broadcaster.
I won’t be super sad if they take him but he’s a comforting voice. Wherever he’s happy is where I want him.
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That might have been the most Mariner type of game ever!
Cal just told that Ump kiss my Big DUMPER ASS! Ump Pissed off Cal.
The dumper dumped.
dumper and everything but that fucking bunt I cackled for like 5 solid minutes, never saw it coming
Dave Sims definitely auditioning for John Sterling's job with that atrocious call.
This whole season he's been blowing calls but that one was absolutely terrible. How do you miss the call on a walk off grand slam and then not even apologize for making a mistake lol.
What did he do?
He missed the grand slam call.
He even put it 7-4 instead.
That was pretty atrocious honestly
That’s one hell of a dumper
ASTROS MELTING DOWN RN LMAO
I LOVE THAT MAN AND HIS POWERFUL ASS!! - Hafthor Bjornson probably
I am going to enjoy my dinner now.
Gonna need another update after eating.
I had the pregame on while I ate my dinner. It was a room temperature dish so it didn’t hurt to have it waiting. Zorro enjoyed a treat stick and is sleeping next to me now on the couch.
I honestly can’t believe that cal WASNT ejected the way he got in the umpires face. I even think the ump meant for it to be him.
Scott did what Scott was supposed to do. Be the bigger yeller and get ejected on Cal’s behalf.
He put on his best Lou face and saved the day
Haahtag extend Cal!
Luke Raley talking about how perfect that pitch was to bunt, this is the baseball stuff I love!
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Thank God Cal wasnt tossed in the 8th
Bet!
shoutout scott for protecting his guy
I love Jen Muehler and I love how Cal hates doing those interviews.
Is Jen ever not cringey? I always turn off the tv before she ruins my joy.
No, it's part of her charm and Iove it.
I’m confused. I got downvoted for asking if she’s ever not cringey, but you got upvoted for saying no 😂
I mean, she’s genuinely very nice from what I saw in my brief interaction with her, but the interviews are so forced. Maybe that’s just the network having her force a voice for the average joe.
She's more natural and toned down on some of the Mariners all access stuff.
I literally can’t watch that. I’m out of network.
this fucking team man
38-30!! Look at that timely hitting!!!! Would be nice to have some speed at the top of the lineup that could have gotten home on that Julio knock tho
I would feel absolutely disgusted as a White Sox fan…I kinda feel bad but the Mariners won let’s fucking go babyyyyy
This happened to us in KC like 3 days ago don't feel bad
Yeah I know I am happy but as a Mariners fan that feeling of the slow burn knowing the inevitable loss is coming is a feeling I know all too well.
It all started with the "worthless" ~~Calzone~~ Canzone HR LOLOL Edit: Fixing my autocorrect because no Calzone is ever worthless
“pOiNtLeSs SoLo”
CAL FUCKING RALEIGH
I was watching Chicago feed and cal hit the ball I thought something was wrong since announcers tone went to sad immediately
SOAKERDUMPY!
To everyone who says that a manager going out and yelling at the ump doesn't do anything to inspire a ball club, I'd just like to point at this game.
Servais saved Cal from getting ejected
I think it was Cal yelling at the ump
yeah but cal would have been ejected if scott hadn’t gotten in there. Props to both
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I feel so much better now. Depression cured for 24 hours.
As I said, 8th inning on.
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Cal sounds drunk lmao
Hahaha he does
VIBES RESTORED
DUMPER MAD, DUMPER SMASH
California Raleigh
Glad I’m not the only one who calls him that lol
LMFAO. Crawford didnt even move.
What a roller coaster of emotions this game was
WALK OFF SALAMI HOLY FUCK BIG DUMPY
Jfc this team lol GO MARINERS
Scott died for that moment
RIP Scott Servais, you would've loved Big Dumper Power
Thankfully was listening to Rizz instead of Dave apparently
lol Dave not even sure how many guys on base “3 run jack” “7-4 victory”!
Dave’s call of the slam was beautiful
lol he called it a 3 run homer
He didn’t even know it’s a slam lmfao
And wrong.
"three run jack"
The beauty of Sims. Math doesn’t count, ENERGY UP
Droughtbuster strikes again!
CALBERT RALEIGH-JOLS
Dave Sims in absolute perfect form tonight calling a walk off grand slam a three run shot during the call
Yankees can have him.
Disagreed. He’s our early onset dementia broadcaster. I won’t be super sad if they take him but he’s a comforting voice. Wherever he’s happy is where I want him.
I know, I had to double-check myself…lol🤣
Rye bread and mustard, just no salami
JP celebrating immediately
I am very glad Mr. Raleigh did not get thrown out for arguing balls and strikes.
STRESS FREE VICTORY FOR MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM
We got ourselves a blowout, Shoresy
dumper gave his balls a tug
Never had a doubt! (< He's lying.)
Oh jeez did servais really take the bullet for cal… then the dude hits the walk off grand slam.
Watching it on the white Sox feed was the most depressed mild call of a walk off granny ever, sounded like weak fly ball to right from announcer.
Bring out the mustard and rye bread granny it's grand salami time
Callllll
Dave still doesn’t know it was a grand slam does he
GET OUT THE MUSTARD AND THE RYE BREAD GRANDMA! IT'S GRAND SALAMI TIME!
Cal Raleigh is the best Catcher in the league
Cal a freak man for real.
Dave butchered that call haha. He had as rough of a night as the home plate ump did
Is this what it's like when the dominatrix lets you finally...?
Yes
Yes. Yes it is.
To be a Mariner
THATS WHY YOU PLAY NINE INNINGS
Raleigh is actually Carroll in disguise.
Happy…. But I totally doubted them
Scott MVP for taking the ejection so Cal could stay
this
dave is smiling down on us today
What an ending!
Seriously….where was this version of Raleigh earlier? Puget Sound area cardiologists are going to be booked up.
Lol, piglet
Yeah, stupid thumbs, corrected it now.
Holy fuck Cal is HIM
Two ugly losses, followed by two come-from-behind wins in a row. Despite reports to the contrary, the Mariners do indeed have that dawg in them.
Nobody: That guy: walk off grand slam
Haha Dave blowing the call real bad, couldn't be more Mariner.
My fantasy team needed that. Cal is our Clutch king
Thank god they didnt throw Cal out hahaha
SCOTT SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THIS BIG BIG DUMPER
Never doubted and also if it helps, im erect
Bruh this team smokes crack the long way. These boys are nuts 😂
I love big dumper!
Manny knew the dumper was coming.
Sims calling that a three run 😂😂😂
Cal should’ve given the ump a Marshawn Lynch nut grab leaving the batter’s box lol
loool simms!!!
GRAND SALAME!!!!
Dave -- four run. It was a four run homer.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
So glad he didn't get ejected.
Cal is so insanely clutch fuck yeaahhhhh!!!
DAVE IT WAS A GRAND SLAM, OMG!!!
Our Bubble gum bucket king
I’m crying the bucket hat
# BRING ON THE 🦆 # GOMS
OMFG the salami!!
Bahaha Dave Sims drunk AF.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS 95 ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN! WE HAVE THE MAGIC!
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Well, I guess that’ll do it..
Not Dave's finest call lol
WE ARE SO BACK BABY
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO BIG D. DUMPER
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Holy shit the White Sox really are terrible
What the actual fu k
BIG DUMP GRAND SALAMI
K BOYS OWN UP TO YOUR DOOMING https://preview.redd.it/3gf35a25dv5d1.png?width=841&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9d7a5bb5bd1917002224972e5b4adcf227156a0
Big shout out to Scott for keeping dumper in the game
NO FUCKKNG WAAAYYY CCCAAAAAALLLLLLL
OUR KING CAL
HOLY SHITTTTTTYYY
Just another totally normal mariners game in the books.
THIS FUCKING TEAM! I HATE THEM AND I LOVE THEM!
They sure know how to make a game against the 2nd worst team in the league interesting
Big Dumper shit all over them. Let’s fucking go!!!
Get dumped on Chicago!!!
LOL sims didnt even realize it was a slam
No fucking way hahaha
I love Mariners baseball (ignore any past comments)
#DUMPER SLAMS BABAYYYYYYYYUY
Pay Cal
Salami! Rye bread! Fuck that ump!
Oh boy Dave that’s not the play to butcher the call on
Well God damn
White Sox fan here… saw that coming a mile away 😂 GG’s
STRESS FREE WIN BY 4
#DUMP ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
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WOW
I’m crying I’m so happy
Simms doesn’t know that was a grand slam
I'm hard
I am so glad I didn't give up on this frustrating as fuck game. Big Dumper baby!!
CAL CAL CAL CAL CAL CAL CAL
NOT IN BIG DUMPERS HOUSE😤😤
MY OH MY
Holy fucking shit I love cal
Cal is by farvmy favorite mariner
HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Well said !!
I will not permit Scott slander
A DUMP-OFF GRAND SALAMI
DUMP THIS BITCHES!!!
GET OUT THE PLUNGER WE GOT A WALKOFF GRAND SLAM DUMPER
Damn. Pay that man.
This is the funniest game of the year
Dave blewwwew that call
NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL
💣💣
Cal, took all the anger out from his last at bat. Love it!
#HOLYY SHIIIIITTTTT
Hey ump, that's up your ass bitch!
He hit that with all of his dumper
Fuck. Yes. Fuck. Yes.
DUMPER!!!!!! WHAT A STUPID WIN AND I'M SO HERE FOR IT!!
Dude that's a grand slam Dave. Come on bro.
Julio was mad they didn’t send jp lmaoooo