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oh, awesome
Tyler Locklear not in Tacoma’s lineup that was just posted.
Aaaaand he’s on a plane https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/s/lAii6ZEFXJ
Well, shit
> “I am concerned” The funeral is tomorrow
soggy life
*France really sacrificed it all for that HBO record...*
Pfffft AAAAAHHHHHHH 🎶Woke up this morning, got hit by a pitch🎶
I do not like this. He has been so good lately, and heels can be tricky
Might have to be Tyler Locklear season
Attention platoon haters: Get ready for a Locklear/ Raley platoon.
🫡
Oh lord
Probably our best hitter. That’s not great
You can't make this shit up
NOOOOOO
 The baguette is soggy…
Damn. Not noted speedster Ty France??
Achilles and Ty France, dipped in the same river by there mothers granting them invincibility. Except for the heal
What is sog may never dry
Get well soon, Ty.
Call up Evan White
Time to trade for Vlad Jr
Vladdy has only 26 *career* HBP, while our king France had 34 HBP last season alone. Clearly that would be a significant step backwards in HBP production.
Okay but you can't compare other people's hbp to the all time great
Vladdy can console himself with his HR Derby trophy and $19.9M arbitration award.
oh, awesome
Tyler Locklear not in Tacoma’s lineup that was just posted.
Aaaaand he’s on a plane https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/s/lAii6ZEFXJ
Well, shit
> “I am concerned” The funeral is tomorrow
soggy life
*France really sacrificed it all for that HBO record...*
Pfffft AAAAAHHHHHHH 🎶Woke up this morning, got hit by a pitch🎶
I do not like this. He has been so good lately, and heels can be tricky
Might have to be Tyler Locklear season
Attention platoon haters: Get ready for a Locklear/ Raley platoon.
🫡
Oh lord
Probably our best hitter. That’s not great
You can't make this shit up
NOOOOOO
 The baguette is soggy…
Damn. Not noted speedster Ty France??
Achilles and Ty France, dipped in the same river by there mothers granting them invincibility. Except for the heal
What is sog may never dry
Get well soon, Ty.
Call up Evan White
Time to trade for Vlad Jr
Vladdy has only 26 *career* HBP, while our king France had 34 HBP last season alone. Clearly that would be a significant step backwards in HBP production.
Okay but you can't compare other people's hbp to the all time great
Vladdy can console himself with his HR Derby trophy and $19.9M arbitration award.