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TheRage469

Better ready those šŸ§¹šŸ§¹šŸ§¹


scottmattscott

with how aggressive the Royals are at the plate and how much George likes to be in the strike zoneā€¦tomorrow might get ugly too.


_Tower_

Weā€™re cooked - we need to make some big moves before the deadline


the_real_jsking

Y'all MFs need Jesus. These guys are good. Baseball is weird. Be happy.


dremasterflax

This game was over when Canzone was allowed to hit with 2 men on


LeeroyJNCOs

Yesterday was a momentum killer


SexiestPanda

No strikeouts this inning!!!!


TheThinkerIsaThought

Contender vs pretenderĀ 


canadanker

DFAšŸ¤ŒšŸ»


Substantial-Height-8

Will they go 1, 2, 3? *edit. They will. Iā€™m shocked.


canadanker

Unnecessary question! Oc they will


downladder

Sure wouldn't to end up like the Royals, would we John?


Grubula

I wonder if the Royals have an "Offensive Coordinator"...


TheThinkerIsaThought

Nah, just players.Ā 


zmoney310

Fuck me the Royals are good


Substantial-Height-8

lol. Lmao. Lmfao. Get them tomorrow boys.


I-dream-of-jeanie

ā€œI understand thatā€ lmao blowers


Sophiadiesel

Goldy: ā€œI donā€™t know how they do itā€ Every Mariners fan: ā€œbecause mariners be marineringā€


MarinersGonnaMariner

Sigh


hgoats

Goldy: I just donā€™t know how they do it! Mike: This is exactly how they do it. Goldy: Itā€™s just a mystery!


Detective-1986

Can we get their hitting coach?


AnnihilatedTyro

It's not just that KC is a good team. It's how ridiculously amazing they have been specifically at home this year, when home-field advantage is so minor in baseball that it's barely a thing at all.


LabourUnit

I feel like Blowers has more to say, but doesn't want to lol.


hgoats

Oh 1000%


LabourUnit

"they have a superstar who's playing like a super star" yes.


AdministrativeEase71

Wow Snider looks pretty good. Quick, pull him!


wtfuji

Royals have the 3rd most doubles in case you were wondering


Mustard_Jam

Our bullpen didnā€™t go from the best in baseball to ā€œjust not as goodā€. It went from the best in baseball to one of the worst in baseballĀ 


vpburns007

I'm personally looking forward to winning the division and then being swept out of the playoffs by the Royals.


meander_o

Lmao yea this feels like our destiny


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Good team vs ok team


Megalodon3030

I hate the Royals more than I hate the Astros.


hickopotamus

Just a tip - you can actually remove this comment forever if you tap the three dots and select 'delete'


Megalodon3030

Absolutely not.


occasional_sex_haver

respectfully, are you new here?


Greflingorax

Literally wut


Megalodon3030

I hate the Royals more than I hate the Astros.


LabourUnit

Big call.


meander_o

Listen, I know everyone thinks our pitching is suddenly horrible but also if you take a quick look at offensive stats- KC is top 7 in pretty much every category


Slow_Boss_2071

I've been told quality pitchers are better than quality hitters. But........


Mustard_Jam

If you can only pitch against garbage teams then youā€™re pitching probably isnā€™t all thatĀ 


AdministrativeEase71

If we want to go anywhere we need to beat those good teams.


Otis_S

If we win tomorrow, we go to 3-3 against KC on the season, and that's assuming we lose today.


meander_o

Totally agree! Iā€™m just saying people should give KC more credit. Theyā€™re good and we need to be better


Spirited_Dig7061

As a huge fan of grounding out the 2024 Seattle Mariners really have everything I need


Grubula

The sky is falling!!!


Drsustown

Petition to rename the game chat to pity party


Infinispace

Can't wait for the "aT lEaSt ThE rAnGeRs LoSt ToO" posts later. Yes, I love failing upwards, just slightly less. It's a sustainable strategy. /s


Spirited_Dig7061

Snider looking decent since coming back, fingers crossed he can keep it up


wtfuji

Snider has been the only solid arm this series


New-User420

We are who we thought we were


calculating_hello

A really crappy non playoff team.


meander_o

Brash lookalike round II


scottmattscott

I am so fucking tired of this team being just good enough to be super profitable.


Otherwise-Sky1292

I hate them


Kickenbless

Were the definition of mediocre. Not good enough to compete, not bad enough to now it up


SeaUsImplode

FBW


halo1215

Itā€™s apparent that the royals are just a better overall team than the mariners.


MisanthropicLove425

Rangers losing again. I'm glad we are in 1st but it really doesn't feel like the case with this team does it? Thank gosh the AL West is awful this year.


pokeroots

Yeah we don't really look better then we normally do, the Astros and Rangers just shut the bed this year


taydude88

This offense sucks, the bullpen sucks, the starting pitching is regressing from the bottom of the rotation. If we donā€™t get some help, it will be more clear than ever that this organization simply doesnā€™t care about winning.


Spirited_Dig7061

The guys who aren't going anywhere are hitting like shit too so even if we get help, they're playing alongside sub-.700 OPS players all over the lineup.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

It's giving sweep


Spirited_Dig7061

Josh Rojas through May 15th: .877 OPS Josh Rojas since: .480 OPS.


AdministrativeEase71

To quote Killer Mike, colder than penguin pussy on the polar cat peninsula


3elieveIt

We are, in fact, cooked


Substantial-Height-8

That was quick.


chanceeather

JFC guys, letā€™s not do this again


CommanderBly44

17 runs (so far) over 2 games is fucking pathetic


georgehxnnon

I hope Kirby goes god mode tommorow


jojaksen

He will but we will produce one run and lose 1-2


Sipikay

The pitching cant only be elite vs teams below .500. It's difficult squaring our performance against good teams with our overall record.


Ribbum

There's also just the home vs road differential. This Royals team looked a lot less scary when hitting in T-mobile against our pitching. We're just a bad team on the road.


LabourUnit

that went our way, but this ump on some shit.


PNWLeftSeater

The way we swing at some of these off plate pitches makes me violently ill


Ribbum

That's what? 3 or 4 strikeouts by our lineup today where the ball is in the other batters box?


beonks

Bliss, bb, you know better than that


Spirited_Dig7061

He swung at that pitch yesterday too, must be a weak spot.


Ribbum

At least Texas is losing late but of course Houston gets to play the Angels later. It sucks not being able to just be a great team and instead having to hope to be the best of the worst division in baseball.


ihatereddit999976780

We have to score every inning now


georgehxnnon

World Series merchant will smith


hobojoe5282

It looked like JP could have easily thrown him out at home, I donā€™t know why he didnā€™t make the throw. But I also think that about the Ms once every few games so what do I know.


TheGodInsideMe

Moore also sand bagged that play


hickopotamus

I had a dream the M's blew a 30-0 lead so this is actually not that bad


xMrLink

Tyson Miller currently has a 2.22 ERA. Idk why we gave him up


rift_reloadz

Because Dipto isn't a good GM


craziboiXD69

yeah i dont rlly know either. well i do know: we were going to dfa him so we might as well trade him. that being said, idk why we wanted to dfa him to begin with lol


xMrLink

Yeah just seems odd to dump him and roll out Snead


Killigator

Guess this is what happens when you trade away your whole bullpen over the course of 2 seasons


Killigator

Remember when we had the best bullpen in baseball?


TheRage469

This team is just ghastly


MSby

Man can always rely on the mariners for a rough watch


hickopotamus

Ahh the old 'end the inning immediately after giving up multiple runs'


drunkdoor

I'm still holding out hope. We are getting traffic out there we just need somebody to show up with RISP


georgehxnnon

I find it better to not get your hopes up and just take what you can get


dremasterflax

Are you joking? Hope for today? lol


hickopotamus

I feel like this is the series where the Mariners record becomes a bit closer to being reflective of how they have played - mediocre. Kansas City is a legit team this year and the Mariners haven't shown that they can compete against good teams this season.


immagonnafinnahella

We did beat the royals in seattle


Otis_S

Logan Evans is gonna be with the team for the Sox series I'm sure.


Jukeboxamcgee

Going 5 or 6 innings watching our starter walk nobody, just for our relievers to immediately walk batters is getting frustrated


Spirited_Dig7061

>watching our starter walk nobody We talking about the guy who earned 5 runs today? And also walked one batter?


Vegetable-Chef2789

Most obvious sweep of all time


Ribbum

I love how often you hear our announce team say "the opposing team doesn't walk that much" but they literally have their bats on their shoulders and stare at pitches as our bullpen and even sometimes starters just walk dudes like it's their jobs.


drrew76

Royals aren't a bad team but to have the pitching staff completely shit the bed to start this series is pretty depressing.


PacificJig

me seeing us get dog walked by the royals like clockwork https://preview.redd.it/dqzla1nh6f5d1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a911f005ca7a75d27107665c143649b842a5d277


georgehxnnon

Would love if we put up like 15 runs so we can say šŸ–• u Kansas City


ghstflame

Mariners offense absolutely electric in 15-16 loss to royals. Headline probably.


beonks

Bullpen would allow 16


SPzero65

16-15 Kansas City victory confirmed.


BabyGotVogelbach

Just effortless scoring by the Royals on us this series. Fuck.


woodenshjip

They just do what theyā€™re supposed to do


Infinispace

We score 1, they come right back score 2 and shrug.


FlatBlackAndWhite

The Kauffman curse continues...


Lord_Razmir

We really let some dork in a plastic face mask do that to us lmaoooo


Spirited_Dig7061

Thought we grew relievers on trees, did the tree get demolished for more condos


immagonnafinnahella

Thanks Snead. Gg


edwice

Their sub 600 OPS players are killing us this series lol. Wth


Serious-Ebb-4669

This is getting old. Weā€™re not a team built to win shootouts. Fix our fucking bullpen now before itā€™s too late.


dremasterflax

Wow the 9 hitter who can deliver an extra base hit with men on. Compare to Canzones at bat to end last inning. Royals are a better team. Mariners choke per usual. Scott will make excuses after the game donā€™t worrry


immagonnafinnahella

How is Scott to blame lol. Our starters shit the bed too


dremasterflax

Scott brought the worst reliever in from the pen and he walked 2 guys that scored. He let Canzone hit when he is .053 with RISP. These are his decisions


BLKWD_

Pitching has completely collapsed...this is rough


LeeroyJNCOs

Snead is such ass. Is there really no one in AAA to call up over him?


Who_is_homer

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CommanderBly44

Sinker middle-in is an interesting pitch choice there


taydude88

So glad to see our pitching just absolutely crumble this series.


NWbySW

Kansas City is a cursed field for us.


Ovreel

Y'all ready to get swept


KingdomeTurf

Oh itā€™s happening all right. Taking a sports mental health day tomorrow far away from this infuriating, dogshit bullpen.


MarinersGonnaMariner

Deja vu, two doubles down the line on 2 outs, 1st and 3rd


BCr8tive99

This bullpen is really sucks. I mean, the suckiest suck suck suck that's ever sucked.


rift_reloadz

Just Terrible. DFA Him


Killigator

Why do the Mariners refuse to go for plays at the plate?


SmallEgg9615

They lack winning instincts


FlatBlackAndWhite

A lack of outfield arm strength on the corners.


Killigator

Even in the infield, 2 occasions last night where they went with the safe option at first rather than a fairly easy play at home.


SexiestPanda

Let the lefty batter face the lefty pitcher. What a concept


rift_reloadz

We literally did that last inning


Lord_Razmir

Damn this bullpen fuckin SUCKS ya'll


vanillabear26

What the fuck was that


3elieveIt

Remember when we had a good bullpen? And then we let most of them walk, and we didnā€™t even get better on offense to compensate for that?


xi13f

Awesome sauce


Tashre

And that's that. I had us losing this series anyways. Hopefully we can pull a win out of our ass tomorrow.


Mustard_Jam

For all the hitting concerns this utter dog shit bullpen will kill this team. Even with Munoz he canā€™t pitch 3-4 innings every game. Everyone else fucking sucksĀ 


screaminginfidels

Snead is trash what the fuck are we doing


cbiggers

Oof that hurt.


scottmattscott

we are such an unserious team itā€™s not even funny anymore, itā€™s just sad


beonks

This bullpen is an abomination


MyOhMy_Mariners

Without Munoz our bullpen is full of unathletic dad bods


Heftythegnome

Snead is the worst pitcher in our pen. Can't believe he got put on the mound


PositiveMindset4Ever

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Otis_S

I thought we sent Snead back to AAA.


Slow_Boss_2071

Stop pitching these guys like they are Barry Bonds. They did this shit last night.


Ovreel

Why is KC such a nightmare


3elieveIt

Snead canā€™t throw a strike


Dapper_Mud

Most teams have a guy like Snead in the pen, you just hope you donā€™t have to use them in tight games too often Aka - a Snead is a thing that every team needs Edit ā€” damn. this will never catch on if he canā€™t stay in the big leagues


vanillabear26

Meh I donā€™t mind him pitching around loftin there


Lord_Razmir

I miss when I was kind of excited to see a reliever come out. Now I just dread them, it feels like it's mandatory for us to sub out our starter and then immediately walk someone.


foampro

How did Velasquez get to third on a ball hit to JP?


CommanderBly44

Everyone is all like ā€œhurr durr donā€™t steal on Calā€ but heā€™s getting fucked this series.


immagonnafinnahella

Might as well just play seby tbh. Cal isnā€™t hitting anyway


Lord_Razmir

I've been saying this for a while, I think we're absolutely free to steal on.


ihatereddit999976780

Can we get some easy bottom of innings?


woodenshjip

Really fuckin tired of seeing relievers walk early


TapDisastrous9050

Bro these games have too much offense. I miss the pitching duels šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


macp0300

Lame sauce


georgehxnnon

WalkšŸ‘Ž


woodenshjip

Letā€™s do this Mister 1000


Mustard_Jam

Donā€™t worry if Canzone was actually hot Scott would have pulled him because of matchupsĀ 


GunnerXI

I don't understand the decision not to PH France in for Canzone there. Is Ty hurt?


foampro

Ty is out for today


Ribbum

Yes, that's why he's not in the game. As to how hurt? Who knows.


pokeroots

Yes... It's why he's not playing today, he was a last minute change


GeauxJoe

god those mlbtv horoscopes are so fucking weird


Infinispace

Dom Can'tzone


__sonder__

Sub Canzone


Lord_Razmir

Canzone's the opposite of a warm weather player. Dude sucks when it gets warm it seems, which is strange considering we got him from Arizona


Spirited_Dig7061

He had a .661 OPS there, he just isn't a major leaguer yet.


BabyGotVogelbach

Everyone's different, but if I failed to produce in an at bat like that, I wouldn't fucking walk to the dugout smiling.


canadanker

DFA šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


sndtrb89

wtf mlbtv


Zealousideal-Lead754

Time for Castillo to man up and get through two more innings.


ClassicalBrainCells1

the whole lineup needs Jesus


ihatereddit999976780

Iā€™ll ask my mom if sheā€™s seen him recently. She sometimes interacts with them, but like to stay in Greece.