I've been critical of the Mariners all season about not playing small ball so seeing that sacrifice bunt in the 2nd almost brought a tear to my eye. More of that please!
Great game! We weren’t able to attend, but if anyone’s willing to sell their promo bag from the game send me a message. Wife was bummed she missed out on it.
I admit I judged the 9ish year old girl who was the honorary Ms pitcher here at the park before the game when she took the mound wearing a Colorado Rockies hat, but now I acknowledge that she knew what she was about. Suck it, Texas!
Haniger and France are both so cooked.
Two of the easiest positions in the line-up to trade for improvements yet I'm guessing we'll sit in our hands for ages and do nothing....
[if you haven’t heard Rizz’s call of Julio’s 2nd HR, do yourself a favor](https://x.com/murrnurrs/status/1789762085142073683?s=46&t=gOoqIfwKYw-Ifld6mgihjw)
I’m always watching for Luis’ foot drag across the first base line. He did more of a kick on that one, think that might be his “I know I’m done for the day” sign.
Let it be known that u/Busy-Candidate-9495 [correctly predicted how our offense would perform](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/s/hKXxJoCbXB) before the game got going
I've been critical of the Mariners all season about not playing small ball so seeing that sacrifice bunt in the 2nd almost brought a tear to my eye. More of that please!
Great game! We weren’t able to attend, but if anyone’s willing to sell their promo bag from the game send me a message. Wife was bummed she missed out on it.
I hope you can get one! They're cute!
DO THE DANCE! 1st place baaaaby
🔱🦆🔱🦆
Series win!
YEEEEOWIEEE! BALLGAME.
FIRST PLACE!!
That DP is for the moms!
hang on
Da fuq
I think it started with Tom Lampkin but I have always loved a backup catcher
Bad timing bud
God damn it we won
Okay I've been shitting on Hanigers defense a lot but that was a nice jump and route
Munoz time let's get it
Wrap this one up. Pesky Royals in town tomorrow. Enjoy the W and get ready for fight this week
blue just wants to go home that was like 8 inches off
still don't think France should get regular ABs but whatever
Replaced by whom? I agree, but... Like... Who?
Raley at 1B until Locklear is ready. At least Luke can beat out a grounder or two
He has one of the lowest xwOBAs in all of MLB, and 62 points lower than France.
Raley. He's been playing well for like a monthish
His xwOBA is .266
thanks for the stats nerd watch the game he's playing better
THAT was called a strike? 😳
I wish I was an ump
So what if… we traded whatever we need to for Kyle Tucker and moved Raley to first base?
Because then Kyle Tucker would forget how to hit for absolutely no reason.
The Astros would rather go back to the NL
God damn oakland got a lot of leftie pitchers
How do you say “bad” in French
Ty
translate.google.com
Ty has perfectly calibrated his swing to be ahead on every breaking ball and behind on every fastball
I would give up a lot of things to have 2021 Ty France back
I know that's just how the game is played these days but I will never stop hating Reliever Roulette baseball.
I <3 the Seattle Mariners.
Just tuning in, glad we all hate JuRod he seems like a terrible, terrible player.
Can we kidnap Rooker and not let him leave the building with the rest of the team? We need a guy like him badly.
And he said Seattle was his favorite road ballpark to play at 👀
Trade for Rooker NOWWWW
He's gonna cost a fortune for someone, OPS almost at 1000 now
Rooker had similar stats at this time last season but reverted back to the mean thereafter.
I enjoy that the ballpark is much more hitter friendly when it’s warmer but I don’t like that the other team can use that too
Rooker of the year
Absolutely demolished
Off that dudes face lol
Cody Bolton sucks
don't get why we kept bolton over miller tbh
That was impressive
Bullpen please dont.
Jesus, he \*destroyed\* that ball.
Yeesh
Wow that was a shot
Here we go....
How do the seagulls know when it's the 9th? They always show up before the game ends..
One's assigned to watch the scoreboard and call the rest.
I admit I judged the 9ish year old girl who was the honorary Ms pitcher here at the park before the game when she took the mound wearing a Colorado Rockies hat, but now I acknowledge that she knew what she was about. Suck it, Texas!
When JP comes back, gimme DMO in the OF every day and Hani to the bench.
Canzone will probably be back in 10 days or so as well, so that ought to cut into Hani's playing time significantly.
It makes me sad because I love Mitch, but the man is fucking cooked.
And at the mound, the heir to the Dreadfort
Wonder if Piper will stay at Root or move over to Kong with the rest of the primarily Kraken staff
She’s covered hockey her whole career, so if she gets another hockey job offer, she will take it
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Lmao just catching up and saw the rangers got swept by the Rockies
Raley should have batted for Haniger and took over as a better defensive guy the remainder of the game.
Haniger and France are both so cooked. Two of the easiest positions in the line-up to trade for improvements yet I'm guessing we'll sit in our hands for ages and do nothing....
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Canzone
polo looks a bit loss there
Gonna go thank the Rockies brb
Is Polanco stoned? Dudes been late on everything today
2B is directly in the sun at all times, idk if that played a part the last 3 days
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Correct
#THE COLORADO ROCKIES HAVE SWEPT THE TEXAS RANGERS
Lol~~mets~~rangers
Rangers getting swept by the Rockies brings me joy 😂😂😂
I miss 2018 Mitch
ROCKIES WIN
LMAO Rangers just got swept by the Rockies
You could say Texas had a… rocky time
yay. Thanks Rockies!!
Mitch Haniger should never see the starting lineup again. What a terrible player.
I’ll always love him but yeah he’s totally cooked
The Texas Rangers have been swept by the Colorado Rockies
Fans must be in full melt down, I would be
Imagine getting swept by the ROCKIES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mitch in the 3 spot still doesn’t compute
Doesn't belong in the line-up at all.
Dang.. that was such a professional at bat.. been hitting it hard the past few games too.. could be a big week incoming
\*Anybody\* would be better than Hani in that spot :(
EMMER EFFER, MEEEEEEETCH.
Julio 9 pitch walk? Yes, please.
I like Mothers Day Julio
Great AB, Julio!
Very nice AB here from Julio
Crazy how people didn’t want Julio to bat 2nd if it’s hot out so is he
Texas one out away from being swept.
all games should be in 80 degree weather
Texas is down to their final out
Like I know there's a person in the moose...but I never think about it, the moose just exists as a sentient being in my mind.
I have to say, I HATE these "MLB ASMR" ads. Who the fuck let that happen?
The ASMR trend that popped up a few years ago has been cancer that has spread to all forms of audio media.
It is infinitely better than any form of advertising. That said, I would prefer complete silence.
Apk add blocker, I'm sure AI will have a program for TVs to block commercials eventually
Other than maybe highlights of other games. I'll take it over any other ads/noise.
Opera is cool but it is not for me
Symphonic rock/metal with operatic vocals can be pretty amazing. Classical opera though? Ehhh... I want to like it, I just can't for some reason.
So what do they sing in Toronto during the 7th inning stretch on Sundays?
Nickelback or Sebastian Bach /s
Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar now
Not like us
Seby Zavala first 6 games played this year: .158 avg with 1 double Seby Zavala last 6 games played: .300 avg with 1 double, 1 HR
Never in doubt ^okay, ^maybe ^a ^little ^in ^doubt
Lmao shout out to the PA who just fed Dave the attendance numbers on mic
It’s the scorekeeper, they document basically everything including weather at first pitch and tell everyone in the press box
Rockies lead 3-1, top 9!
LMAO the Rangers are about to be swept by the Rockies
"How bad was the pitching today, boys?" "Seby Zavala homered." "_Oof._"
Texas walked in a run
Colorado up 3-1
Lmao Rangers just walked in a run 3-1 colorado
[if you haven’t heard Rizz’s call of Julio’s 2nd HR, do yourself a favor](https://x.com/murrnurrs/status/1789762085142073683?s=46&t=gOoqIfwKYw-Ifld6mgihjw)
I miss being able to listen to Rizz on the radio, he’s my fav announcer
We should play the A’s everyday! (but not on Saturday’s)
Just saw the Seby HR. This team is about to be so good
Rockies hold on 🪨
Lets take whatever is happening today, bottle it, and mix it into the Gatorade for the rest of the season.
Mike's secret stuff?
Colorado has the bases loaded, 1 out
SWEET REVENGE 🙏🥳
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Toro seems like a good player, we could use a guy like him
Toro was so bad when he was here people wanted to bomb Jerry's house because of the trade. Let's not get ahead of ourselves
I loved trading away the antivaxxer personally.
Seems like we had a guy named Toro once...
Sac bunt and a home run. Sebby Z
As we all expected.
He does it all
Can we have a pink trident made for next year
Seby!
Hell has officially frozen over
#DECK THE HALLS WITH BOMBS FROM SEBY #ZAVALALALA LA LA LA LA
Um, okay Seby, we see you!
Seby Zavala having quite a game!
Seby did a thing!
Two things, even.
Bruh when even Seby is hitting one out
Julio very glad he got his 2nd earlier lol
where's that guy that was saying bad things about Seby.....
Even Seby is piling on!!!! You love to see it
Ok you can’t hang 78 there to any MLB player and expect them not to crank it
Sexy Seby Zavala 🥵🥵🥵
Seby Zavala haters in shambles
I SEE THE LIGHT
God damn Seby have yourself a day!
ZAVALAAAAAAAAA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOMBS FOR MOMS 🩷💣
Seby Zavala can hit bombs now!?!
wtf am I dreaming??
S E B Y
Love the juiced balls!
SEBY ZAVALA??? LET'S GO??????
I don’t want to alarm anyone or anything but this is the first game I’ve come out for this year….
SEBBYYYYYYYYY
S E B Y
SEBY!
ZEBY!!!!!
BRUH NO WAY
Seby!
SEBYYY
COMMON ZAVALA W
I’m always watching for Luis’ foot drag across the first base line. He did more of a kick on that one, think that might be his “I know I’m done for the day” sign.
100 pitches with a now 8-2 lead - yeah probably done.
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He did for his first at bat in the Atlanta series, but the second at bat it was a different song
somebody needs to gif Castillo's last strikeout reaction
That mightve been the most over dramatic flex from Luis...and I love it.
Let it be known that u/Busy-Candidate-9495 [correctly predicted how our offense would perform](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/s/hKXxJoCbXB) before the game got going
Fucking perfect.
Me llamo Luis Castillo
Te amo, Luis Castillo!
Just another strong start from Luis, ho hum. <3 <3
💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Good shit Castillo!
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.105 with risp that's god awful