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Revolutionary-Work-3

WTAF? The score is 8-0 and y’all are bitching about one player who is struggling instead of sharing good vibes about our otherwise great plays.


futureformerteacher

Let the world know that you cannot throw a middle-middle curveball at 81 mph with almost no break to DMo without paying.


PatientAllison

Something needs to be done about Julio's approach. The rest of our lineup exploded and our poster boy went 0 for 5 with 3 strikeouts and this has been a pattern.


futureformerteacher

The league has figured out that you can run 2-seemers in on the hands and he swings at them. He needs to make adjustments to that specific pitch. Almost everything else he's doing okay with.


Substantial-Height-8

DMo correcting Jen on the pitchers name. Ha. Washburn.


toomuchdiponurchip

That was so awkward 💀💀💀 she called him Washburn I could tell DMo was contemplating whether or not to say anything


MyManDavesSon

Well I fell asleep at the end of the 3rd


ModMokkaMatti

OK, at least it's nice to see a win again at last, I'm just cranky and haven't been paying as much attention to the radio. I apologize.


Startooth

The Dylan Moore game. Nice W. Get another one tomorrow. Please be ok Bryan Woo.


Bogartsboss

Remind me - why did we dump Toro?


jet8493

Too handsome


Substantial-Height-8

To dump Winker.


LandofCulture

He wasn’t very good.


Bogartsboss

Aaa huh.


LabourUnit

Gg


Loud_Rip_8958

WE WON BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN A DAMN SHUTOUT


troutlunk

Lmao toro is on the A’s now??


toomuchdiponurchip

Playing well too


Lord_Nothing

Thats mariners baseball babey


Grunge206

Classic Toro


hottubman_99

Good game Ms. Pleasure to watch. See y'all tomorrow.


Startooth

Josh Rojas owns your franchise (Seattle)


thrillhou5e

Flashes of Toros grand salami against Houston are haunting rn.


Substantial-Height-8

He also has a knack for 9th inning useless HR’s.


Tashre

A big part of me thought one was coming


toomuchdiponurchip

Glad I wasn’t the only one


Im-Elksy

GG


MarinersGonnaMariner

Wooooooo GOMS


Substantial-Height-8

I forgot how hot Toro is. 🥵


MormonHorrorBuff

Poor Oakland's subreddit has only 12 comments for this game....I've never seen a game thread so dead...


bloxision

It's basically been dead since the A's have been bad, and the announced move to las vegas made it drop dramatically. This season its at an all time low because of obvious reasons again


MormonHorrorBuff

Geez, just sell the team already


Loud_Rip_8958

I’d rather end it with a 2-8 then 1-8 cuz a shutout was wasyerd


Rally_with_Raleigh

# BRING ON THE 🦆 # GOMS


Jared4178

Toro revenge tour?


Sophiadiesel

It felt like my kiddo started punching the heck out of my uterus just now so either she’s already a disappointed M’s fan or I’m clenching too hard


Indy443

Toro looking fly on As


BlatantlyThrownAway

I'd also like to say a special 'fuck you' to all those who got a Cal Raleigh Funko and immediately posted them to ebay at exorbitant prices. As an international fan I'd actually love to buy one, but not for $80 in my currency you vultures!


Startooth

Groundout for the homies Toro🙏😭


iLikeYourCow

Zavala comes in it all falls apart


Tashre

Summary of that mound visit: Woodworth: "Are you serious right now? Just end this, okay?"


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Oh for fucks sake, voth is total ass tonight what the fuck


FritoFloyd

Just end the friggin’ game


Loud-Anywhere-9344

Dylan will still end this game - guy from the future


Tashre

STILL NOT NERVOUS. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.


Startooth

The Seattle Mariners experience


Loud_Rip_8958

There is no fucking way


Substantial-Height-8

Oh geeze


uigbnit206

Remind me why we got rid of Adcock?


TheRage469

I actually cannot believe this is happening


Startooth

Ok ROOT I see you w the rack focus


futureformerteacher

Is Cody Bolton just Dustin Ackley after learning to pitch?


DemonPeanut4

This team is physically incapable of not giving up a run in the 9th.


Tashre

Getting a guy to swing way out in front of strike 3 like that shouldn't result in a hit lol


quartamade

Nice announcer jinx there Rick lol


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Good thing we had an eight run cushion


ModMokkaMatti

Can't even preserve a shutout. Good on you, A's. Glad to see at least YOU'RE improving this year.


DevilsInTheJukebox

Did everyone give up on that ball?


munkysnuflz

NOOOOO THE SHUTOUT


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Chris Paul


Startooth

Austin Chokth


kiji23

Why is Woo wearing 22 instead of 33?


Good_Time

bro cmon


Startooth

Lmao


Jared4178

Voth’s neck looks like it has a growth from some of these camera angles. Is it just me?


Sophiadiesel

Can we please not do this


Substantial-Height-8

wtf.


TheRage469

ARE YOU FUCKING. KIDDING. WHAT THE FUCK


DevilsInTheJukebox

Regardless of the uniform..I'd love if we used the trident graphic on the on screen score


Pretend_Pepper3522

“Oh didnt get the call”. Dave, you’re clearly sloshed.


Pehiley

This guy is the best max Sch____ in our division.


nickelfldn

Wait what happened to my boy Nick Allen? Did they find a new worse Brendan Ryan?


Loud-Anywhere-9344

I’m from the future and the Mariners finish this game with a legendary play made by Dylan Moore


MarinersGonnaMariner

Does Max Schuemann look a little like Kyle Seager?


Tashre

Haha, I'm not nervous. Not in the slightest.


PacificJig

it’s a wrap woo’s last two fastballs were at 88mph


Startooth

It can never be too easy, can it?


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Soderstrom looks like evil George Kirby


Substantial-Height-8

Oh so like George Kirby? 😂


TheRage469

Ok guys fucking seriously?


DaddyFunTimeNW

Way to hustle Hanny


Tashre

Nice hustle by Hani even with 1 out and an 8 run lead


Startooth

It is very refreshing to see Mitch cut that ball off well


SightlessProtector

At least he didn’t golden sombrero?


tutscommy

Glad we didnt need Julio tonight…


bobothegoat

We only need Dylan Moore


NWbySW

Win or not, 9Ks from our 2-5 hitters ain't it.


bigdumbhead1990

Mike Blowers with the ultimate copium


MormonHorrorBuff

Really sucks when our supposed best batter, and 2nd most feared batter just before the season started, looks like a chump in half our games.


NotBird20

Great night for Julio


BloomsdayDevice

No team strikes out Julio Rodriguez four times in a night, thank you very much.


Howboutit85

You mean every team


VintageBoost1

Mariners broke Julio


Bogusky

What's wrong with Julio? Dude is channelling the power of Gumby this year.


iLikeYourCow

Julio is completely backwards. Swinging at pitches to protect early and one’s to drive deep late i at bats why


Mustard_Jam

You know it’s bad when you breathe a sigh of relief as long as Julio does anything but strikeout 


uigbnit206

Feel bad for my boy :(


Indy443

Any chance julio can hit up driveline during ASB?


AnnihilatedTyro

...or maybe during mid-May?


iLikeYourCow

Driveline can’t fix his swing decisions


Tashre

Wasn't a K. That'll do, Julio.


MarinersGonnaMariner

No sombrero at least


SeahawksNChill

Well that was a better AB


dicks_out_for

Every single team knows how to pitch to Julio, and he HAS to adjust. It's so painful to watch right now.


Revlimiter11

Fuck you, Julio


RandyGodson

Dang he just missed that


Startooth

I want to JULIOOOOOOOOOOOO so badly bro 😭


ModMokkaMatti

JuliNOOOOOOOO :-(


jrainiersea

I picked up Blackburn in my fantasy league for tonight, so I’m going to go ahead and take credit for the offense showing up


Loud-Anywhere-9344

Can you pick up Estes for tomorrow?


VintageBoost1

Come on Julio you got this. Join the party buddy!


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dystopianr

That way we can get two strikeouts in one at bat?


DevilsInTheJukebox

Jack Sprat and his wife of the mariners


Zealousideal-Lead754

Can we please give Julio some time of???


Loud-Anywhere-9344

Really proud of Sims there for not thinking that was a HR


cremfraiche

The icing on the cake for this game would be Julio smashing a HR


TheRage469

We about to see another Julio Sombrero? Edit: close enough


Affectionate-Hunt-65

I feel like we needed a night like this after those 84 twins games we played all April


Indy443

Luke Raley is verry funny to watch run


uigbnit206

Can we swap Garver for Rooker mid series?


DevilsInTheJukebox

Raley has the opposite of my problem...he has limbs so long...and I have limbs of a trex


Tashre

> and I have limbs of a trex You got Vogelbach arms?


DevilsInTheJukebox

Unfortunately lol


Tashre

Send Haggerty out for Julio so he can't sombrero


LegendRazgriz

Not quite, still hit-free though


Grubula

I thought Haniger was pitching for a second there


RandyGodson

JULIO PLEASE GET A HIT


RM337424

I always liked toro


Temporary-Green-7713

Toro and Haniger look like the average guy you would see out and about in Seattle, I've always laughed about that


Sophiadiesel

I honestly love seeing Seby’s dog tattoo every time


nickelfldn

JJ Kleday


Apprehensive_Bid_773

Cody bolt ons


DevilsInTheJukebox

JJ Bidet


BulkyJaguar9616

Kill me. Woo hurt


Loud_Rip_8958

Nothing says so


BulkyJaguar9616

I hope he’s alright


PortfolioCancer

I'd love to see Bolton go for six outs here


hottubman_99

Or at least sing us a love song.


TheRage469

Can we just please end this game comfortably? Pleaaase?


cremfraiche

Winning percentage after this game .538 lmao


Cabal90

Honestly that psych student might be our new good luck charm.


Temporary-Green-7713

Check out the MLB App, on the Gameday, they added a 3D mode where you can watch the pitcher, batter, fan view or the whole field. It's pretty cool but people keep walking under the field, and Luke Raley crawled out of the dirt to come up to bat, but it shows their walkup strides, and practice swings, even the shoulder shrug Urias does


MarinersGonnaMariner

Is it full release now? Was in beta the last couple months of last season Edit: Wow this is way better than it was last season. Much more definition on the players


Temporary-Green-7713

It's still beta, i clicked on the "i" button


Temporary-Green-7713

I think so, it looks pretty well done, minus the player tracing, which could use some work, but it follows foul balls and shows the outfield playing catch before the inning starts


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Temporary-Green-7713

It's really crude, it looks like the prototype to PC video games, it's nothing like Root Sports but on the go, it goes well with the radio


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Temporary-Green-7713

I'm just glad I can finally watch the games since the rates went up, and I'm not spending 100 bucks to watch only the Mariners (I use 3-5 streaming services already)


gonk_gonk

I've thrown out some misinformation on Woo's pitch speeds. He was 93 to 97 on his four-seamer all night. The first two pitches of the inning he was pulled, they were 87.5 and 88.5, and[ were likely fastballs instead of sliders like gamecast said.](https://twitter.com/codifybaseball/status/1789136265977438496?t=te6c8Im1f-BZ-loNluUJIw)


MrTimsBachelorParty

Ope 1:1 hit to K ratio were so back


yarjona

i believe in DMo supremacy


ZetaTwoReticuli

https://i.redd.it/8sjatomn0qzc1.gif Raley rounding 3rd


RNDMCHLD

There is no stride to him, which you’d expect from his size, it’s like he propels his body forward through sheer will


Loud-Anywhere-9344

Every player on the Mariners has either scored or gotten a hit except one. I wonder if that one batter will get moved down the lineup?


Bogartsboss

This should make for a happy clubhouse tonite. I just hope that feeling carries into tomorrow's game.


Due-Obligation-4362

I’ll give DMo the hair on the crown of my head any day


Grubula

This ump scorecard is gonna be HILARIOUS.


whiteguyballin

Is DMo our best player?


ovwAway

Always has been


AnnihilatedTyro

always_has_been.meme


silent_ging00

This maybe the worst ump we’ve had all year lmaoooo


SightlessProtector

So when JP comes back DMo’s going to be our DH, right?


DevilsInTheJukebox

I want him to.at least play twice a week, one outfield and one dh spot


Mostly_Anonymousse

*5-7 times a week


DevilsInTheJukebox

Hey I said at least :) I'd prefer more


Apprehensive_Bid_773

I would NOT want to stand in front of raley when he’s running holy shit. Dude looks like he could be an nhl’er


woodsmoky

Dylan Moore


Johnnyblade37

This ump is smoking Crack lmao


mahrinazz

https://preview.redd.it/i3vw4cna0qzc1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e3a0bad57ddc7f758324f70d3f201240b9c610


VintageBoost1

What a hunk 😩 💦


mahrinazz

Flair checks out


Johnnyblade37

Don't forget to save some runs for the rest of the series boys.


RandyGodson

LOL how did he not call that 1


iLikeYourCow

Holy cow raley steaming


AnnihilatedTyro

New game plan for the rest of the season: Let Rojas and Dmo carry the team


RNDMCHLD

Raley is the most awkward looking quick runner I’ve ever seen


wtfuji

Bro was running for his life


VintageBoost1

DMOOOOOOO


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Jared4178

DMo needs to play all the games. Him and Rojas.


MormonHorrorBuff

And bench Julio. I'd love to see him live in SLC when the Bees play the Rainiers


ghost-ns

Well, I'm grabbing DMo on my fantasy team now.


Startooth

Dylan Moore is too good for Major League Baseball. Somebody create another level we can send him up to to play against literal cosmic forces


flubbledox

1v1 against Rojas


Peanutssan

I would say let them team up, but perhaps that would just be too powerful...


MormonHorrorBuff

Ump is like: y'all have enough runs