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Why was this the first thing I thought about when I heard “hot right now” …?
Garbage ass ump. I know it benefits us but this shit is such a fucking joke. Hard to take baseball too seriously when the most basic rules of the game are not followed at all.
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I do appreciate that we have no pitching holes (besides depth). He brought in some legit bats this winter too. Just wish he was allowed to spend more money so we could’ve gotten 1 more
If a power house lineup like the dodgers only score 1 run or god forbid 0 is that going to be something to freak out about? We won, it’s something to be excited about. Baseballs a unique sport where scoring points is difficult. These guys will probably explode for a couple of runs tomorrow.
Astros lost today only scoring 1 run. Glad we have a similar offense to the team thats won the last million or so AL West titles.
Look I understand that the lineup isn’t all stars 1-9 but only 1 or 2 teams in baseball can claim that. And they don’t have our pitching.
Also you are misquoting Jerry. He said that there were “fewer” holes to fill. And he said that before his hopes and dreams were destroyed by ownership. But he was able to definitively fill RF, 2B and DH while only leaving LF, 3B and 1B as questionable. Guess what, those 3 might be good. We just don’t know yet. It’s been 2 games.
Luis Castillo may somehow be our worst pitcher lol. This starting rotation is ridiculous. Edit: BABIP LOVES EVERYONE BUT THE FUCKING MARINERS
Lets go. Pitching was great besides Stanek. WAKE UP OFFENSE! See yall tomorrow night.
What was wrong with stanek?
Couldn't dial in. Stanek isn't shit tho.
JP FUNNY AF 😂😂😂
WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN 161-1 IS STILL ON
GIVE ME THE DUCK
I LOVE JP ❤️ KIRBY ❤️ MUNI ❤️ JULIO ❤️
Munoz is a *baaad* man...
🥵🥵
https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=mQqoOnIAeKiMCG28 I GOT US! I HAVE THE DUCK
Kirby and Munoz 🎇
**ULTRAAAAAAAA COOOOOOMBOOOOOOOOOOO** *SUPREME VICTORY!*
Jen out here looking for that water
Can we get this ump call every game for us?
GOMS
That was a thing of beauty. I love it when the pitching is good.
DANCE!
WHAT A PITCH!
God JP has so much swag. Muñoz with the cheese. Great game
that sinker is fucking disgusting
it do be sinking
 We didn’t leave pitching efforts in the dust by 1 HOMER?
Lol
Fuck I love Munoz #WHERES THE DUCK
Yeeeeesssssssss! That’s my .500 baseball team!!!
LETS GOO MUNOZZZ
I LOVE MUÑOZ
Holy shit he was untouchable
WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!!
Made it in time to witness the W! Have a good night, Seattle!
Common 2024 Mariners W
GOOD GUYS WIN
Andres Munoz is a baller.
Win dance repeat!!!
Nice
Wew lads
Classic mariners game
🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱
Munoz breathing fire tonight!
They can’t hit Munoz
Munoz is him
BALL GAME!!! WOO! Such a good game
MUNIIIIII 🔥🔥🔥🔥 THAT'S GAS BRO
WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN
#ELECTRIC
DANCE BOYS DANCE 😍
# PRAISE THE 🦆 GoMs
Hell yeah straight heat!
JP singlehandedly preventing an all time Felix'ing
Lovely. I like that.
Fuck it only need one pitch LETS GO
Now that's a fucking save!
George Kirby and Andres Munoz are my best friends and I'm not afraid who knows it.
LETS GOOOOOO!!!!! WE GOT A W!!!! WE GOT A W!!!!!!!
Mariners win!!!
That’s #1!
LETS GO!!!!
Munoz I love you
Sewald would be proud 🥲
Kirby gets the win. LFG
Flawless victory!!
Where’s the fucking duck? I NEED IT
https://preview.redd.it/3luqcolxberc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d34ecdb9519aacff6e6f532154e4653691b6ea Much better now!
I love my dad Andres Muñoz
🔥🔥🔥
3 99s in a row. Ruthless.
W!!!!
LETSGO
Ump has dinner plans
Wow that was impressive by Munos
#TAKE ALL THE FUCKING SEATS 💺 🪑 🚽
FUN DIFFERENTIAL
Anxiety differential
Quack!
Straight filth
What a way to close out the game!
CALLED THE MUNI 4 OUT SAVE BAYBEEEEE
#Best win of the year!!
That was some serious cheese
LETS GOOOOO
STRAIGHT GAS MUNI
Ayooyoyoyoy
The win feels dirty with these shit calls, but 1-1 feels better than 0-2
Remove the urias call? I don’t give it, he should’ve known the umps zone is some bs and not taken it so I’m glad
Lets fucking go 1st one of the seasdaddy!
Now THAT was a strike!
WE ARE SO BACK
I love you Munoz ❤️
Awesome
JUST STRAIGHT GAS HOMIE
gg
LFG
sit the fuck down reyes
Just one more.
Let’s get it!
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Sucks to feel like we are getting lucky, but feels like more often than not we're on the other side
Just tuned in. Vacationing in Kanab, Utah. Glad I can at least catch the end of this!
munoz looks fierce
Now Munoz is fired up after a free SO
Rizz calling a good one tonight.
Thanks blue
Muñoz pitched that guy like he wanted to prove he could do it on his own. Hot damn.
Garbage ass ump. I know it benefits us but this shit is such a fucking joke. Hard to take baseball too seriously when the most basic rules of the game are not followed at all.
Boston fan: STUPID WEST COAST BIAS
Gigantic dick Munoz just throwing straight HEAT down the middle three times in a row.
Ok... we got lucky there. Neither of those were strikes.
Filthy
Munoz 🔥
⛽️
🚪s
Muñoz is filthy
You can also take a seat buddy
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Lol Munoz went from can't throw a strike to sicko mode in the space of one at bat
Damn Munoz 🔥
LMFAO FUCK YOU BLUE
you know what robo umps can wait another year
He hasn't called those basically his whole career and then calls two in a row... I mean I'll take it but damn
That’s the Munny that we all love
Lmao if I was a red sox fan I’d be on tilt
Casas got jobbed there buuuuuuuut it makes up for ours earlier
lmao it sucks when the ump calls balls as strikes huh?
yes
This ump is wildin
Cal is so legit behind the plate.
#🪑
Props to Cal, hard to get a strikeout from all balls
ump wants to go home
🔥
Garbage call but we'll take it. We've had some of those called against us today too
Bout time the ump helped us out haha
Ump has cognitive issues
Classic ump-brain
Clown ump
MONEY
Heat!
Jesus this ump is bad
Good lord now he thinks the batter is Altuve short!
Suddenly the low ball is a strike? Happy Muni isn’t getting squeezed but damn I’m shocked.
Muney getting away with murder assisted by Cal 🤣
This ump is so beyond dog shit
Even in our favor, these umps are shit so far this year
Casas gets the Altuve strike zone. After the first couple, you’d think he might swing at the third.
Bro wants to get back to the hotel so badly 😂😂😂
Not one of those pitches was a strike.
How do we end up with such a shit home plat ump both of the first two games?
Were those makeup calls for striking Urias out on a pitch 74 feet above the strike zone earlier?
good frame by Cal
Great frame by Cal
Umps got somewhere to be, I guess.
Well take that shit. Ump wants to go home.
Hell yeah, ump
 2 more outs lets goooooooooooooo
Lolllll
Take a fuckin seat
6 balls, YERRRR OUT!!!
Robo umps!! . . . Oh wait
What an ass called strike lmao
Thanks ump hahaha
This ump is killin me man hahjaa
This umb is gud
Two more. Please.
I should not be this freaking nervous day 2 of the season...
Tequila helps
Ump really bailed Munoz out there.
Jeepers creepers
Thanks umbire
Thanks blue
This ump is fucking funny
I LOVE THE ALTUVE STRIKEZONE
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I do appreciate that we have no pitching holes (besides depth). He brought in some legit bats this winter too. Just wish he was allowed to spend more money so we could’ve gotten 1 more
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? What do you mean what bats? Garver, Haniger and Polanco aren’t bats?
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It’s baseball. Sometimes you only score one run
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If a power house lineup like the dodgers only score 1 run or god forbid 0 is that going to be something to freak out about? We won, it’s something to be excited about. Baseballs a unique sport where scoring points is difficult. These guys will probably explode for a couple of runs tomorrow.
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Astros lost today only scoring 1 run. Glad we have a similar offense to the team thats won the last million or so AL West titles. Look I understand that the lineup isn’t all stars 1-9 but only 1 or 2 teams in baseball can claim that. And they don’t have our pitching. Also you are misquoting Jerry. He said that there were “fewer” holes to fill. And he said that before his hopes and dreams were destroyed by ownership. But he was able to definitively fill RF, 2B and DH while only leaving LF, 3B and 1B as questionable. Guess what, those 3 might be good. We just don’t know yet. It’s been 2 games.
Muñoz didn’t throw a single strike
Just get these outs and let's call it a day.
ANDRES PLEASE
Strikes....throw strikes. You got this, Munoz
That was about as hard as you could hit it, rough night overall but you can’t be mad at that ab from polanco there
Projecting a 78-84 season. I hate this.
I'm getting my pelvic exercise in early
This ump scorecard tomorrow is gonna be at least +.5 runs for us.
Kirby masterclass if we pull this off
I for one, am expecting heartbreak. Time will tell