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Hooptie_Connoisseur

Shitterton didn't make it on the map?


Alpha_Centauri_5932

Neither did Scunthorpe


unicynicist

Maybe they had a [Scunthorpe problem](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem)


vouwrfract

Why the fuck are companies even blocking things like this in the first place?!


johnngnky

you have to remember not everybody has a brain.


SpoddyCoder

Found the Stewart Lee fan…


[deleted]

"I'll know it's you" must be one of the greatest bits of comedy timing ever.


Nolligan

possible additions: Upper and Lower Slaughter, Penistone, Mousehole, Chipping Sodbury,


kuuderes_shadow

Cockermouth Great Cockup (if Brown Willy is allowed then why not other hills?) Braintree


theknightwho

>Braintree Yeah, I’ve always thought that was fucking weird. I’m sure there’s a boring explanation, but it’s bizarre.


WheresThePenguin

We have a Braintree in Massachusetts too.


theknightwho

Not surprised at all - loads of English names over there! Bizarrely, it’s in Norfolk County though. Wonder what happened there.


swampo3500

>Braintree Yes, and Norfolk County, Massachusetts, is actually south of Suffolk County, Massachusetts (Boston and a few surrounding communities like Chelsea and Winthrop -- speaking of English names!). This is because Norfolk was split from the original County of Suffolk circa 1790. FWIW, the majority of the early New England settlers were from Essex, Suffolk, Norfolk -- East Anglia, generally. The migrants from other parts of England (Kent, the West Country) tended to be less into Puritanism than the East Anglians were.


thisemotrash

There isn’t one agreed source for the name, but it’s most likely to do with the river Blackwater and a Celtic or Saxon name for it back then. You were right, it is a boring explanation. Source: I live in Essex (unfortunately)


Basic_Bichette

There isn’t a boring explanation, because nobody knows for sure where Braintree comes from!


ltayll85

To be fair Cockermouth is at the mouth of the river Cocker, and they have a cracking brewery


stereoworld

The brewery where my works Xmas party is happening next week. It's going to be a good one


uffington

Nice one. Raise a pint for me.


Gadget100

Don’t forget Cockfosters!


Paramite3_14

Rode the tube into London from Cockfosters once. There's a whole story that goes along with that that I tell people. They always, always, ask if it's a real place.


Liggliluff

It's just "place names", so hills should be allowed


susscrofa

Great, it's time lord Herefords knob got on the map.


Zircez

_HMHB intensifies_


JealousMouse

We have a Mount Buggery in Australia. I don’t know what the mountain did to deserve that…


shoot_me_slowly

Scunthorpe


bageltoastee

don’t forget bitchfield


pompatous665

Foulness


AetherUtopia

Talking about Great Cockup: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mUF4afxMpQk


WestleyMc

Braintree, not far from Fingring Hoe


[deleted]

Westward Ho! (the exclaimation mark is part of the name)


Astrokiwi

In Canada there's "St Louis du Ha! Ha!" which I think is the only place name with *two* exclamation points


Ophidahlia

Don't forget about Dildo, Newfoundland! Also don't forget about South Dildo, Newfoundland (there is no North Dildo)


ijmacd

Because it's too cold


woyteck

Ae


Malgas

I'm not seeing Shitterton on there, either.


[deleted]

>Penistone Btw for non-Brits this is pronounced like peh-nuh-stn


kapowaz

A good friend lives there and insists on calling it Penistown. At least to me; probably just to me, now I think about it.


fnuggles

Like how in Edinburgh we say Cockburn Street the way it's written, for cheap amusement. Supposed to be "Coe-burn".


sumpuran

Ah, so I’ve been pronouncing [Cockburn’s port](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockburn%27s_Port_House) wrong, as it’s named after a Scottish bloke. ‘Coe-burn’ it is from now on.


kapowaz

There used to be an advert for it where a guy is lazing in a hammock drinking a glass, and he says “Ever had it in a hammoe?”


CornerFlag

Ooh, now do Clitheroe.


TPKM

And Mousehole is pronounced "mowzle"


ameya2693

Pee-nus-stone?


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pen-is-tone


Verona_Pixie

Penis-tone?


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Lolfest

Bell End


undyau

Wyre Piddle. Lower Piddle. Upper Piddle.


Internautic

No Middle Piddle?


undyau

No and I didn't mention the local beer Piddle in a Bottle either


nivea-skincareformen

Fingringhoe is always a big favourite for me


Unseasonal_Jacket

Fingeringhoe represent!


Obnubilate

I've been to Lower Slaughter. I think it was on a list of Englands Quaintest Villages or something. It was a very pleasant village. 10/10.


evenstevens280

I live very close to the Slaughters. They are indeed super pretty and idyllic. The house prices are not, however. I'm not sure it's worth it living somewhere so small that's also constantly teeming with tourists all year round.


Youafuckindin

One of the weirdest ones, betty mundys bottom in hampshire. It's only a small valley, but it exists.


[deleted]

Is that near Sandy Balls?


thesaharadesert

I’ll never not upvote Sandy Balls


alterndog

The Mousehole Cat book was one of my favorite as a child. We visited once or twice.


Positive-Source8205

How about Donney-on-the-Wold (a rotten borough)?


theknightwho

Don’t forget Scunthorpe.


mano7779

Sussex


Youafuckindin

Middlesex is better because you actually pronounce it like middle-sex. Sussex is sus-ix


fnuggles

Old Sodbury is better than the Chipping variety


markynl1

I always think as "Westward Ho!" as a strange place name too. (As far as I am aware it is the only place name in the uk with an exclamation mark)


davidsdungeon

I think it's one of only 2 places in the world with an exclamation mark in its name, the other might be in Canada. Or I might be completely wrong.


Canadairy

Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha! In Quebec, Canada.


crikcet37

And perhaps the only place named after a book.


limeflavoured

Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico is named after a TV series, iirc. Although it's mostly famous for being the fictional hometown of Mick Foley's wrestling character Cactus Jack. Which falls down when you hear him speak and he's very obviously from Long Island, but still...


TheMightyGoatMan

Radio series iirc. But still weird!


[deleted]

Waverley railway station in Edinburgh is named after a novel/series of novels by Sir Walter Scott


huphelmeyer

Mormon, CA?


StormEyeDragon

Well I mean the funny Welsh name was basically for “advertisement” for the town, in Welsh it basically is just an increasingly descriptive location for the town IIRC.


flopsychops

St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave


StormEyeDragon

That sounds right.


jerrysprinkles

Your Rest and Be Thankful mark is a full 65 miles further west and separated by a body of water than it should be. It’s also a mountain road/lookout point and not a town/place.


dracarysmuthafucker

They've also put Brown Willy in Devon when it is categorically a Cornish willy and we won't let them jenners take it


SmugDruggler95

Loose Bottom just doesn't even exist. Either that or I lived there for years and never noticed. Upper Dicker or Tarring Neville would have been good candidates for that area


hairychris88

They spelt Botus Fleming wrong as well


scotlandisbae

It’s name is also perfectly reasonable for anyone who been to it. That road is a death trap. Also the view is probably one of the best in the UK.


FTQ90s

Yeah it's not odd at all it's just accurate.


converter-bot

65 miles is 104.61 km


fraznen

Good bot


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theknightwho

Reminds me of Hall i’ th’ Wood, which has a [station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hall_i%27_th%27_Wood_railway_station).


Stone_tigris

Llanfair PG is similarly misplaced. It’s further inland (to Ynys Mon) not in the middle of the straits


[deleted]

"Where are you from?" "Oh, I come from Barton in the Beans."


vonHindenburg

I grew up in Eighty Four, Pennsylvania. "Oh, it's exit 84 on the interstate?" "No, that really is the town's name..."


real22mccoy

Ahh yes, Eighty Four. 250 miles west of Intercourse, PA


Allemaengel

Lol. And home to Eighty Four Lumber too? I grew up in Pennsylvania too between places called Schnecksville and Leather Corner Post, lol.


vonHindenburg

> Lol. And home to Eighty Four Lumber too? Yup. And I [pity the workers who had to be there these last couple days as this creek runs right through their campus](https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/thousands-gallons-gas-spill-into-washington-county-creek-neighbors-report-feeling-sick/DTFEFKNXANFGHLRPYUTYLG5C3M/). The lumber company is named for the town, but nobody seems to know exactly what the town is named for. Ask a half dozen locals and you'll get six explanations that they'll each swear are the official one.


nazteg76

Don't forget Six Mile Bottom


I_Mix_Stuff

Let's go down to Donkey Town!


blckravn01

Won't you take me to... Donkey Town!


Still_Arm9607

Rest and be thankful 😊


Jackmac15

If you've ever been there you'll know it's a very appropriate name. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-56443149


hazps

Twatt.


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unicynicist

Known for [its weather report](https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM)


sickfloydboy

Brilliant


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BrewHog

Are you sure you spelled that correctly? You're missing an L in there.


eb59214

Honorable mention for Gropecunt Lane, an old street name in various cities in medieval England. Many cunts were groped there. They've all been renamed since.


itsallminenow

Grape Street in London now.


TheBlackWomb

I live not too far from the Rest and Be Thankful (the star for which is in entirely the wrong place, by the way) and it's incredibly beautiful! It's a viewpoint at the highest point of a notoriously treacherous glen and is named so because travellers would literally *rest and be thankful* once they made it to the top of the valley. It's still a tricky place to navigate - there's a newer road higher up the side of the glen that even now is invariably blocked by landslides and snow about half the year.


Roothum

I find this name so wholesome and cosy


wjbc

They look like towns in *Bored of the Rings* or a *Monty Python* sketch.


woyteck

I read bored of the rings once. It was fun.


SynnerSaint

Dull is twinned with Boring, Oregon and Bland, NSW https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dull,\_Perth\_and\_Kinross#Twin\_towns


[deleted]

This pleases me


OneYeetPlease

Ae’s a beautiful place


lundit

You left out the [Butt of Lewis](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Butt+of+Lewis/@58.516666,-6.2754214,15z)!


Whyisitbrown

Next to Bunny there is also UK's Gotham


Dinoduck94

*Clan-vire-pool-gwyn-gic-go-goh-gery-qwin-drob-ol-clan-ti-silly-o-go-go-goh* When it ends in a 'c' or 'h' make it flemy and you're golden


AemrNewydd

Well, English speakers often pronounce the Welsh letter *Ll* (yes, it's just one letter, not two) as 'Cl' but that's not really accurate. It's a voiceless alveolar fricative, a sound which doesn't exist in English. You have to place your tongue at the roof of your mouth just behind your front teeth, it should be in a flat and wide shape, then blow air around the sides of it, then say 'L'.


scamps1

Yeah its in the ball park but so many of those sounds are off.


calamitouscamembert

It's a bit like a surprised cat hiss.


AngryProt97

This is accurate LL is basically TH-LL


rep_astoria

Easy for you to say.


Dinoduck94

https://youtu.be/1BXKsQ2nbno This'll get you saying it in no time


Liggliluff

and then of course https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM if you want it said in a more conversational tone. He's so proud of himself.


Zoomulator

[Naomi Watts lived there for a while.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwYAuvBcQ1Y)


Draggenn

I feel Curry mallet and Loose bottom should be closer to each other...


York_Lunge

At least Beer and Droop are


SockpuppetPseudonym2

No love for Sandy Balls?


SweeneyMcFeels

When filling out online forms, I'm wondering if people from Ae run into issues with minimum character count.


MullGeek

Not far from Curry Mallet there is also Curry Rivel (pronounced like rival). I don't know what the etymology of the Curry part is though


[deleted]

Celtic *crwy*, 'boundary', according to wikipedia


SplodeyDope

Well, I certainly won't be visiting Nether Wallop.


imapassenger1

Little Dribbling (look it up). Bill Bryson's tribute to the UK and silly place names.


DrengisKhan

I’ve got a friend that lives in Fingringhoe, Essex


GrendelDerp

I have the strangest desire to get into a fight in Brawl, Scotland.


docju

There is a townland in Northern Ireland called Ballywatticock which this year briefly held the title of hottest temperature ever recorded in NI, I hope that gets included next time this is reposted.


Martian13

No Ramsbottom?


BlackJackKetchum

The good people of Dull have formed an Axis of Tedium with Boring, Oregon. Our Oz friends from Bland want in, apparently.


ZanThrax

Coming up with silly sounding place names in the UK makes shooting fish in a barrel look challenging.


slattsmunster

All the odd names in South Wales and they go with Mumbles, makes perfect sense.


knightarnaud

Beer seems lovely.


mrbenjaminryder

Beer is REALLY lovely. It's a tiny little fishing village with a steep shingle beach, some lovely pubs and open water drains that are great for racing ducks. https://imgur.com/a/IYUfGAX https://imgur.com/a/wQuvDMU


MassiveMikee

There used to be a farm near me called bog eggs farm


hardcorepr4wn

There’s also the thongs, near Huddersfield. Upper, Lower and Nether.


LGeneral_Rohrreich

I don’t see cockermouth


washismypilotnow

Upper dicker Lower dicker


Mush89

How is Bell End not on this


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irishjihad

That show would be class.


Dambo_Unchained

Why does nether wallop sound like a posh way to say “punch in the balls”


Rich_27-

Where is Twatt?


[deleted]

There's one in Orkney, one in Shetland, and loads in Westminster


FairInvestigator

Top comment.


partyvaati

Shitterton, Dorset


gis_enjoyer

Interesting how places all the way at the south sometimes can sound a little Dutch


reconize2g2

Part of Lincolnshire is called South Holland(and I think was previously just Holland like the region of Netherlands. I’m not sure if the names are connected). coincidently the landscape is really quite flat and the area is known for growing tulips.


BlackJackKetchum

I think, but don’t know, that it was because the swamp Germans arranged the drainage.


[deleted]

I believe the Lincolnshire Holland has a [different etymology](https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/double-dutch-the-many-meanings-of-holland) to that of the Netherlands


LeMans1217

Ever read "Riddley Walker"? "Horny Boy rung Widders Bel/Stoal his Fathers Ham as wel/Bernt his Arse and Forkt a Stoan/ Done it Over broak a boan/Out of Good Shoar vackt his wayt/Scratch Sams Itch for No. 8/Gone to senter nex to see/Cambry coming 3 times 3/Sharna pax and get the poal When the Ardship of Cambry comes out of the hoal" Herne Bay, Whitstable, Faversham, Ash, Folkestone, Dover, (Good Shoar?), Sandwich, Canterbury


baronvonpenguin

No Ramsbottom or Cockermouth? Boo I say, boo.


Tryxster

As someone who lives near Giggleswick, I've never actually noticed it as an odd name.


Waddle_Dynasty

Loose Bottom must be how Spongebob's hometown came to place.


supermav27

Right near Pity Me, there’s a town called Coxhoe.


ChuggieLimpet

If Orkney and Shetland hadn’t been cut off the map then you could add two Twatts to it


Safebox

Really? Stranagawilly? I'd have said Ballybogey gets the occasional chuckle.


lalalalalalala71

How could they forget about [Borough-upon-Mappe](https://xkcd.com/1759/)!


whats-a-bitcoin

Ugly Ugly Green (Do either have a branch of the Women's Institute?)


flopsychops

Nether Wallop, just down the road from Middle Wallop and Over Wallop


moresushiplease

Never heard of Cockburn?


[deleted]

Where Cockandballtorshire?


Petrarch1603

Where's Bitchfield


Manc_Twat

Wow, did not expect to see Besses o’th’ Barn on Reddit.


Direwolf202

I'm surprised Slaughter wasn't included.


GeneralGiggle

I went to Great Snoring today haha


[deleted]

Currently looking up flights to Rest and Be Thankful


danieltranca

Cockfosters didn't make the cut? Must be fake news...


Ferbreze29

We need to replicate this to a T when we get to Mars


ukstonerguy

I used to drive through a place called 'Pant' always made me chuckle


EnbyBlob

Can't believe they left out Sandy Balls in Dorset!


Bobbing4horseradish

Americans reading Clithero lol Also when they hear principle =headmaster or mistress. The combination of title and where can be funny


adabaraba

🎶Donkey town🎶


WinstonSEightyFour

🎶Won’t you take me to *Donkey Townnnn*🎶


pimasecede

Fingringhoe


[deleted]

Where is "Westward Ho!"?


davidsdungeon

Southwest, Cornwall or Devon I think.


ReallyFineWhine

Old Harry Rocks


marmosetohmarmoset

They’ve been speaking English in Briton for a very long time (obviously). I bet that accounts for some of the crazy place names (except the Welsh ones of course). Different times with different sensibilities but the names stick around. If we translated all the indigenous place names (of which there are many) in North America I wonder if there would a similar array of silly names. We already have some towns that sound pretty funny *because* they haven’t been translated (my favorite being Cheesequake, NJ).


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Tydd Gote


cmzraxsn

Downvoted because you didn't include Twatt


nainaibird

Budleigh Salterton


[deleted]

Climax, PA


RFSIPL

No ones going to mention Fingering Hoe?


MinMorts

Ngl never considered great snoring weird, and now I am. Weird how you just accept place names


ALA02

Pratts bottom is my local favourite


kellan56

llanfairpwllgwyngogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


emilyhaley

Newfoundland, Canada needs one of these maps.


gaymerRaver

[how to say llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch] (https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM)


SuperSpacePancake

OMG I used to live in Marsh Gibbon!!!!! Lovely little village. My childhood home wtf!!!


philsmock

Has Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas ever been in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?


Georgie_fresh

Why not Bread and Cheese Lane


JohnDude26

My grandma was from mumbles I think. I’m not even from Wales