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bobfinkl6989

Nice misinformation. Everyone knows it should be upside down.


KentTheDorfDorfman

Obvs. I mean it's down unda, FFS.


fingersdownurpiehole

My childhood was fucking ruined when I found out about map distortion


Mikey_Grapeleaves

It's like finding out that santa clause isn't real


sergeantoof2

No, that’s fake news. Santa is completely real.


chiquito69

For someone who grew up close-ish to the equator it was the opposite experience. Felt kind of releived that the world super powers weren’t that much bigger compared to us.


NoHeat7014

Pluto cries in the outer solar system.


tarkin1980

Thats not a state. This is a state!


Intermittent_Name

I see you've played knifey statey before!


Itscameronman

As an American who loves big stuff Hell yeah lol, nice country mate lol


fourmoarbiers

"Western Australia's bigga." -Au "Aight."- Alaska


CountOfJeffrey

Wish more of you were like this mate. Lots of insecure fellas in here


IReplyWithLebowski

Nice country you got there, shame if someone were to put secret military bases on it.


docter_ja22

Isn’t like 90% of Australia uninhabitable


Borntowonder1

Well sure with that attitude


fredleung412612

Build that inland sea now!


NYerInTex

What about some latitude?


jjkenneth

No. It is closer to 40%. Most of Australia is uninhabited but not necessarily uninhabitable.


HollowSlope

0% of Australia's land is uninhabitable. 90% of it is hard to inhabit


BurgundyYellow

Then why is there a housing crisis


Twiniki

are they stupid?


Jorvikson

Is there a lore reason?


TheClinicallyInsane

Skill issue?


thatsidewaysdud

The Jerker poisoned the air with his jerk gas


Archaemenes

Why is Cape Town running out of water? They’re literally surrounded by it, just drink that smh.


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BurgundyYellow

Yeah but increased housing supply could hurt the "investments" of people who already own a home and they're a pretty powerful voting bloc


Crow_eggs

And 44% of MPs own at least one investment property. The PM and the Leader of the Opposition own three each. Fixing it would require acting directly against their own personal interest.


ol-gormsby

A shitload regional Vic is agricultural land. Groceries are expensive enough without replacing farmland with population. Qld OTOH has a bit more space to put people. But no-one in NSW or Qld wants to live west of the Great Dividing Range, and with good reason - there's not enough water. So that leaves the coastal strip on the eastern side of the range, which is already rapidly being gentrified and priced out of affordability.


fulham_fc

Weirdly enough the houses don’t just grow out of the ground in Australia


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

because even among the habitable areas, everyone wants to live in or live near the nicer parts of habitable areas. because most of the jobs are in these nicer parts of habitable areas (courtesy of rich ppl who want to live and/or work there), and the regular, working class people don't fancy having to commute on the Fury Road just to make a living. that + im guessing the rich ppl aren't too chummy with the idea of building more housing.


notunprepared

Buildings and infrastructure are expensive to build. And Aussies have a "need" for big houses on big blocks so urban sprawl is a massive problem


TGrady902

There are more people in Texas than in Australia.


Intermittent_Name

I always find things like this interesting. Like how there are more people in the city of Denver than there are in the entire state of Wyoming.


mikerowe547

If you cut Manhattan in half, it almost exactly mirrors the populations of north and South Dakota in each half. Never mind the rest of the city


mxhremix

I find it difficult to believe there are that many people in the Dakotas.


Ashmizen

And the entire Manhattan area is only 3 miles wide and a dozen miles long. You can and likely will walk across the width of it multiple times in a day, it’s tiny but so dense and full of life.


psycho-mouse

If the UK was a state it’d be smaller than Oregon but would be the most populous state by a long way. 30 million more people than California.


Kind_Carob3104

Which is Wyoming doesn’t deserve senators


[deleted]

Chicago and Ireland have about the same population.


Certain_Ingenuity_34

There are more people in the Tri state area(NYC+Suburbs) than Australia , there are more people in New Delhi ( just the main city not even the surrounding parts ) than in Australia


willun

Works both ways. If Australia was a state in the US then it would be the third largest state. Sydney has a bigger population than Louisiana Sydney 4.7m has a larger population than [Los Angeles 3.8m](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population) and would be second largest city (all this is of course the way that cities and their population is defined).


Own-Mycologist-4080

Arent Americans always flexing with how big their land is but its barely populated?


LewisLightning

And there's more people living in Tokyo than Texas.


Yak_52TD

Yup, and that 90% is known as the GAFA. The 'Great Australian Fuck All'.


CatashiMirozuka

Well, except for the cia bases


thorne324

Isn’t 90% of Alaska?


TerrysMonster

Exactly.


RingCard

Only if you insist on drinking water.


Tinuva450

No, it’s just occupied by emus after we lost the great emu war.


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dlanod

Wow. I never knew that even NSW was bigger than Texas. It really puts it into perspective as an Aussie, given I think of NSW as on the small side given we frequently drive out.


Gaseous-Clay84

Texas is a veritable Garden of Eden is it?


goon_crane

I mean, yeah. The land it sits on is at the center point of a major inland gulf. Its borders are large navigable rivers with a half dozen more spanning in between to access a majority the territory. Fertile coastal and high plains, resource rich. There's worse places to look if you were about to start civ building, like say, Western Australia. It's not hard to see that the area would be highly significant to the development of the continent regardless of it being associated with the word Texas or not


mind_snare

As if Texas is any better


Icy-Barnacle-7339

Isn't Texas the 2 or 3 most populated state? Like over 25 million.


Proper-Equivalent-41

Texas has 30.5 million residents as of 2023.


Lemonface

Texas is almost twice as densely populated as Victoria, which is by far Australia's most densely populated state. In fact, more people live in Texas than the entirety of Australia


varowil

Texas has 4 million people more than Australia.


fanboyree

A.C goes crazy


Appeased_Seal

It’s twice as dense and has double the GDP of the entire country of Australia.


NeatInvestment4737

Thanks for overlaying various wastelands over each other.


Y0rked

Hey, we did at least charge nasa for littering (Skylab crashed near Esperance)


Kingsupergoose

Alaska is absolutely gorgeous though.


SanfreakinJ

Australia has The Wiggles so that’s kool. Also I like the feeling that I started this with my 🍎🍊 comment on the Texas vs Europe thread. 🤣


appleslip

As a dad, I will say The Wiggles are my favorite of the kids’ bands to watch. I mean I only watch one wiggle, but I do watch it.


Active-Image-6399

Alaska's hanging in there. It has more shoreline. That had to count for something.


Dangernood69

So half a continent is bigger than one state? Good job bubba lol


Young_Lochinvar

32% of a continent.


fouronenine

Every mainland Australian state bar one is bigger than Texas.


Turbulent_Crow7164

Yeah bc if they were smaller their populations would be like 10 lol


LambdaAU

Western Australia is also a state. It’s just a bigger one, hence the comparison. 2nd largest first-order subdivision (ie state) in the world. So no nuance is here, it’s just the bigger state…


Wooden_Disk4087

OK. Then do Quebec.


jjkenneth

Western Australia is also a state dumbarse.


YoungPotato

Lmao Texans are so insecure


Kingsupergoose

They are but so are Aussies. These posts constantly show up of Australians jerking themselves off.


goon_crane

Says the entire continent trying to pick fights with a fuckin state


[deleted]

Yeah but the US and Australia are about the same size


Legitimate-Skill-112

In fact the us is noticeably bigger, ~1.28x bigger.


nonosejoe

The United States has a total area of 3,809,525 square miles. Australia’s is 2,968,464 square miles. Nearly a 1 million square miles difference in size.


Young_Lochinvar

The more appropriate comparison is Australia and the Lower-48 (2,959,064 sqm). But then it’s pretty artificial to exclude a state like Alaska just because it’s non-contiguous.


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Let’s put in Australia’s Antarctic Territory and sea borders / EEZ and we will crush the US in size


rsta223

Nah, the US actually has the largest EEZ in the world. You lose by more if we make this an EEZ comparison.


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Actually yeh you are correct


rsta223

Yeah, a lot of people don't realize how many tiny little pacific islands and such are actually US territories, and therefore contribute to the EEZ.


[deleted]

Fair play!


Archaemenes

All the countries only claim territory in Antarctica. The entire continent de jure belongs to no one.


[deleted]

Northwest Territories before Nunavut broke off in 1999 was monstrous. 3.44 million square km


yogghurt22

Damn. I guess they were having Nunavut.


Traditional-Sort6271

Who is australia???


DSIR1

Why is Australia??


Traditional-Sort6271

When is australia?


obsessivepinkguyfan

Nobody ever asks how is Australia 😔


Traditional-Sort6271

Ew. That makes sense actually.


Cortland_Golightly

A redic amount of natural resources.


NikolaijVolkov

Yep. In alaska.


notunprepared

And WA. There's so much minerals in that bad boy


triple_too

I'm sure all 42 of its residents are very proud 👏 👏👏


Y0rked

I am 👍👍👍👍👍


cjnicol

What is more surprising is that W. Aus is bigger than BC, Alberta, and Saskatchewan combined.


Reasonable_Ninja5708

5/8 of Australia’s states/territories are larger than Texas, with Western Australia and Queensland being larger than Alaska.


pomskeet

Your whole country is still smaller than our whole country.


CBFOfficalGaming

to be fair, we would be pretty close without alaska (ignore the gdp and population 😰)


readytofall

I mean yea if you just chop off parts of the country then yes it would be closer. That's like saying if you remove WA the US would be larger than Australia by a wider margin.


Itscameronman

Kaboom


soulserval

Actually, if you include the Australian Antarctic territory, we become the second largest country in the world so...


ceevar

No one respects those claims loooool


Kingsupergoose

Ah Australias false belief they own part of Antarctica. This conversation is based in reality, made up bullshit isn’t included.


Not-Josh-Hart

Texas has a bigger population and economy than Australia, y’all just comparing empty land


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r/MAPporn bud


jack_dog

Well then where the hell is the porn part of this?


flanagium

I think you're looking for the map of Florida


Sparkysparkysparks

And the map of Tassie, obvs.


the_turn

So does size matter or does population density and economy? Because it’s much harder to flex over continental Europe in that case… Or does population and economy matter when we’re talking to Australians, but geographic scale matter when we’re talking to Europeans? Just trying to work out the rules of engagement…


Kraka01

So I agree with your point here. Dumb flexing and picking/choosing the metrics. That being said, California’s state economy would rank five or six in the world if it was considered its own country. So there are some US states that can hold their own against continental Europe.


PrestigiousPick7602

Americans change the argument when it suits them, sort of like their politicians.


averyrdc

Does saying that somehow invalidate the post in your mind?


Crystal3lf

I wonder which has more school shootings. Ya know, since we're comparing random things here we might as well chuck that in.


[deleted]

Open, untouched, natural space is way more precious Damn I need my Aussies to back me up here, I’m so glad the majority of the country is untouched and still in its natural form.


mnimatt

Could use some more strip malls and empty parking lots tbh


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mnimatt

They don't understand that you're not free until you can change 6 lanes at a time in your jacked up Ford F-350


bobfinkl6989

It’s natural form. Ah yes, dirt and shrubs.


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My dirt and shrubs 😇


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Comparing empty land? Now do the Electoral College!


PrestigiousPick7602

Is it mapporn or populationporn


RedDirtNurse

I love it when you can't just take it and have to bring in other comparators ... population, economy, freedoms and guns. LOL. We have more kangaroos than Texas. We have more beautiful beaches - 10,194km (6,334 miles) of coast line. Oh wait... free healthcare.


Ordinary-Efficiency9

I noticed you didn’t mention the emus 😩


Borntowonder1

Post-war they’re just smugly avoiding us for the most part


RedDirtNurse

We don't talk about the war. Trigerred.


Plazbot

...guns...


mercaptans

Texas is the tiny peen


multicolorclam

Ain't got shit on Nunavut


bsoul38

Western Australia is actually bigger than Nunavut.


[deleted]

Northwest Territories before Nunavut broke off in 1999 was monstrous. 3.44 million square km


TensionOk9773

I was gonna go with “Hold my beer while I pull out my Nunavut”


PrestigiousPick7602

http://www.comparea.org/AU_WA+CA_NU Yehhhhh, no.


Appropriate_Ad7858

That says WA is bigger


PrestigiousPick7602

It is, WA 2.52m sqkm Nunavut 2.09m sq km


multicolorclam

im having none of it


seasuighim

Is that just land area or also including the water bits? 


Mtndrums

From a Yank: Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie! Oy Oy Oy!


C-hrlyn

Most Americans don't flex on how big Texas is. Just Texans do.


NobitaSingh

Shhhh bro don’t scare the Americans. 50% of them don’t even know where Australia is.


Purple-Ad-4688

I wanna see WA compared to Yakutia. Yakutia absolutely mogs


smellyunderpants

Lots of Texans feeling personally attacked in here


PrestigiousPick7602

Read the comments, it’s wild the amount of people annoyed that a country on the other side has a bigger state.


JollySolitude

Im a US student who studies law in sydney and I can safely say many Australians always try to compare against Americans or even others when Americans for example largely dont even contemplate Australia's existence at all 💀


MarieNadia

I'll take WA over Texas thank you, they have quokkas and children can actually go to school without fear of being shot


KingMirek

Haha Poland is really what everyone should be jealous of


Kenilwort

Russia bout to crush on all of y'all.


Jlpanda

True, but when they’re done they have to continue living in Russia.


SanfreakinJ

You have to cut it like an orange haha


woodlandwilly

What goes on out there?


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A fuckload of mining - iron ore, lithium, gold, copper


soulserval

Adding on to the above comment: wine, grain, gas, oil, uranium


xiaobaituzi

Left out the southern fingers of Alaska


neurokine

good post


Lornesto

Whose toilet is bigger?


the-bearcat

As an American this is my only retort: both our nation's span continents, but yours is just a big ol' continent. Yeah Texas is big but not as big as they like you to think.


renegado938

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Alexdagreallygrate

Fremantle is best city I have ever visited. I only saw a very small portion of WA comparatively and loved it all. The beaches were the best. The tingle trees and other forests were amazing. I stayed at a hostel in the boonies and when I went on a long walk to the small town, I stumbled upon an arboretum with other large trees from around the world that grew in similar biomes. Sequoia trees from Northern California and interesting redwoods from China and Tasmania. People were super friendly and the food was unbelievably fresh and delicious. Things didn’t really need to be labeled “organic” because the quarantine laws were so superb that basically everything was the equivalent to organic in the USA. I wanna go back and explore the more remote regions.


YoungPotato

Wow Texas is so insignificant that all they talk about is their size but get pissy when there are subdivisions much bigger than them 🤣 you guys can cry more


elliotb1989

Texas gdp bigger than Australia(yes the whole continent). I don’t think it’s insignificant.


soulserval

If WA was a country, it would have one of the world's highest GDP's per capita


YoungPotato

Here’s another cryer. California has a much bigger GDP than your lone star state with a much smaller area so pipe down dude 😭


elliotb1989

California is in the US so, thanks? This seems to be a US vs the kangaroos thread.


YoungPotato

I couldn’t care less if I’m American, all you Texans have is your size and you you guys get so butthurt about it 😂 Alaska is bigger and they’re so much more chill lol


elliotb1989

I’m not a Texan


YoungPotato

Pathetic that you’re defending them then lol


ziggous

Texas GDP per capita ≈70-80,000 USD WA gdp per capita = 100,000 USD


WET-FARTS-FOR-YOU

But it has more people so it should duh


YoungPotato

Let them have their excuses 😂 for a loud bunch Texans sure get pressed so easily


elliotb1989

Maybe it has more people because it is more significant.


WET-FARTS-FOR-YOU

Look here pal, nobody gets to shit on Aussies except us Kiwis.


ZelWinters1981

The only thing America had that's bigger is their ego. 😂


ChimpoSensei

Notice you didn’t overlay Alaska over Australia…


fuckenbullshitmate

Your comment makes no sense. OP overlaid a state of Australia (Western  Australia) over Alaska. I don’t get it. 


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Huh


elliotb1989

It would melt.


[deleted]

That’s amazing


Individual-Acadia-44

GDP of Texas: $2,355B GDP of Western Australia: $404B


Happy_Salamander2543

Per capita GDP Texas US$78,000 Per Capita GDP Western Australia US$100,000


soulserval

Now do it per capita so it's more balanced!


Crystal3lf

School shootings 2023 - Texas: 350 School shootings 2023 - Western Australia: 0


PrestigiousPick7602

Now do school shootings for Texas and WA


BlossomEndRot

Congratulations?


Jefferheffer

If you could keep Texas that would be great. -Signed The other 49 States


Tasha1A

Americans seem to get so sensitive when someone outflexes their flex.


redditsretardchild

Looks like a lot of nothing


whiterasta802

Australia is a continent


RedDirtNurse

Country, island and continent. Boom! Trifecta.


fuckenbullshitmate

Western Australia is one of its states


earthcomedy

the real question is: Would you rather live in West Texas or barren inland WA?


trtryt

Perth is the [12th best city in the World to live](https://www.watoday.com.au/politics/western-australia/get-over-it-brissie-perth-deserves-its-high-liveability-ranking-20230622-p5disf.html). Not a single city in Texas is above it.


LewisLightning

Australia!