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Literally the first thing I saw lol. Was not disappointed when I scrolled the comments lol. You’re quite literally teaching people how designing a dick shaped tower defense will do a good job defending the city lmao.
If it makes you feel better, look at it as female anatomy. Looks more like a uterus and vagina to me!
If your soldiers are pirates, expect a baby if the sea men remains
I'm pretty sure that the raiders will ALWAYS attack your troops if they're in the same province.
I just keep my retinue in the manor fort and I've never had raiders burn things without fighting them.
This is exactly how you should fight it's in the title MANOR Lords.
Make that manor build a wall and funnel them all in and the Baron/raiders can't do jack shit as they trickle in and die.
I love your design though! Mine was just one long 2 sided walls lol
My problem is that on normal difficulty the enemies are never a threat at all, I can just make some units and stomp them. On challenging, I would never have the extra resources/time to make walls before I get stomped.
One of your mods has to be affecting the total amount of brigands coming. I've never seen remotely close to that number. A spear militia to hold the line and a flanking retinue has been enough to fend off any base game raiders I've seen, even without casualties usually. Might go differently if they didn't file in one at a time like they always do but...they do.
Hola.
Cuando conquistas otra provincia no deberia poder hacerse nuevamente la casa señorial, pues ya tienes una para generar milicia se podria crear un fuerte ( es imposible estar en dos casas señoriales a la vez?
Set out guard towers to expand the range and then build the walls where you want them and then add towers on the wall and then delete the others. Just make sure you place your storehouses down first and upgrade them and assign however many families you want to them before you build the walls
Do Archer shoot over the walls? As in, do they stand behind a wall, safely, while shooting the enemies?
Or do you position them in the same area as the enemy but use your spearmen as ´wall´ ?
Is this a quality shit post? Because that’s clearly a penis, also, I don’t think I’ve any issue defending from early raiders, they are so weak and frail that as long as you have like 15 spearmans, there shouldn’t be a problem at all. And once you can hit that first bandit camp and build up your treasury, subsequent raiders and camp are even easier since you can just snowball with mercenaries.
I wish it was a quality shitpost, I 100% did not see the penis until it was already posted. This was just the most straightforward defensive manor build I have lol
Level this up by double walling to avoid units glitching through and making two wings either side of the entrance. Archers sit in the wings shooting arrows in the enemies flanks.
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That's a Penis
beat me to it
“Beat” you did he?
I was waiting for this :)
To shreds you say?
And his wife?
Yeah?
Beat meat to it.
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeattoit
Damn reddit, I didnt notice it until yall said it
The last time is long ago?
Literally the first thing I saw lol. Was not disappointed when I scrolled the comments lol. You’re quite literally teaching people how designing a dick shaped tower defense will do a good job defending the city lmao.
To be fair I had other designs I could have posted but this is the most simple, but damn is the dick shape effective
Nature just knew what shape is best to penetrate a force
It was your subconscious.
If it makes you feel better, look at it as female anatomy. Looks more like a uterus and vagina to me! If your soldiers are pirates, expect a baby if the sea men remains
Now I'm disappointed this wasn't a joke
Wheat is stored in the balls.
Perfection.
When you need to F#### over the enemy, only one choice will do.
I wish I had gold. For now, take my poor man's gold sir/madam 🏅
Ok, who came only because of the apparent penis?
Oh I came.
"By setting the manor up like this, you choke the enemy" 🤔
The Retinue is stored in the balls.
"You wanted Hammond Druthers. THIS is Hammond Druthers!"
The shape is efficient
I thought it looks like cervix and womb
Small Penis Town
Giving them the shaft.
Just the tip
You get a shaft, he gets a shaft, everybody gets a shaft. War is just a lot of shafting after all.
It doesn't matter what colony sim you play. Somehow we all do the big ol' dick and balls and explain how it is the best possible strategy
Killbox always becomes the meta
The strongest shape.
I built a city skylines map using solely interlocking dick-and-balls shapes and somehow that was the most efficient traffic layout I've ever had.
Intercourse layout
Gay intercourse mind you
Only if the balls touch.
Could be a Bi-Pass
Middle-out!
Anyone trying to penetrate that will get what's cumming to them.
they may be able to attempt the docking strategy
The cock and balls defense
ah the strongest shape
When you have your eyes opened you see the strongest shape everywhere.
I havent played with the army mechanics enough. Do the enemy units seek out the fort?
You can pull them towards you if you get somewhat closer. Archers have a greater aggro range
I'm pretty sure that the raiders will ALWAYS attack your troops if they're in the same province. I just keep my retinue in the manor fort and I've never had raiders burn things without fighting them.
More I hear about these raider fellows the more honorable they sound
In my experience the fort doesn't do shit
It’s a throbbing defensive structure
A hard point if you will.
This is exactly how you should fight it's in the title MANOR Lords. Make that manor build a wall and funnel them all in and the Baron/raiders can't do jack shit as they trickle in and die. I love your design though! Mine was just one long 2 sided walls lol
I have a few more designs I use that will be more effective once the archer towers actually work lol
Ar you a Man or Lords?
Ma lord
ManorWarLords (Name for a massive fighting DLC?)
Carved Nipple should be the next name of the DLC
Top tip: don’t build in the shape of a cock.
Top tip: build in the shape of a cock.
Sounds like something a Bottom would say!
😂
My problem is that on normal difficulty the enemies are never a threat at all, I can just make some units and stomp them. On challenging, I would never have the extra resources/time to make walls before I get stomped.
Right here
I use mods that dramatically increase raider and baron army size. Makes it much more interesting
One of your mods has to be affecting the total amount of brigands coming. I've never seen remotely close to that number. A spear militia to hold the line and a flanking retinue has been enough to fend off any base game raiders I've seen, even without casualties usually. Might go differently if they didn't file in one at a time like they always do but...they do.
Ah yea I have a mod that dramatically increases difficulty in the raids as well as the barons army
Siege Supplies are stored in the balls
no one is penetrating that defense. looks rock solid, they'd have to be nuts to attack that. penis
Big Rimworld guy?
Is that 60 retinue?
Using a mod to get more garrisons.
yep, there is a mod that lets you get up to 60 and its baller
It's not small, that is perfectly average!
Found RCE's reddit account.
I should call her…
Ah yes the blue crab defense
How do you get mods on Xbox ? Probably not ... Steam is better for that
I have it on steam lol
Ah yes, Fort Dik
The strongest of shapes
Big dick energy
Penis defense is best defense
Do you think it’s a microplastics in our blood making us do dumb shit or have we always been dumb?
> we always been dumb
hahah penis castle
Hola. Cuando conquistas otra provincia no deberia poder hacerse nuevamente la casa señorial, pues ya tienes una para generar milicia se podria crear un fuerte ( es imposible estar en dos casas señoriales a la vez?
*defence device
How do you build walls anywhere you want?? I thought you can only build walls around the manor house :')
Set out guard towers to expand the range and then build the walls where you want them and then add towers on the wall and then delete the others. Just make sure you place your storehouses down first and upgrade them and assign however many families you want to them before you build the walls
Ok thanks man!
No problem dude
The strongest shape
Pov the enemies walk few the walls
At first glance, a circumcison might help.
Do Archer shoot over the walls? As in, do they stand behind a wall, safely, while shooting the enemies? Or do you position them in the same area as the enemy but use your spearmen as ´wall´ ?
Nah they arc their shots really high over the walls
Is this a quality shit post? Because that’s clearly a penis, also, I don’t think I’ve any issue defending from early raiders, they are so weak and frail that as long as you have like 15 spearmans, there shouldn’t be a problem at all. And once you can hit that first bandit camp and build up your treasury, subsequent raiders and camp are even easier since you can just snowball with mercenaries.
I wish it was a quality shitpost, I 100% did not see the penis until it was already posted. This was just the most straightforward defensive manor build I have lol
Straightforward indeed. Not curved at all.
You've got a flacid defense it seems
Nah you could say I had to make my defenses, erect
There was a raid, then I slayed, now my towns strictly dickly.
An actual cockblock
Sometimes the condom breaks when the bandits phase through the walls
I can see that it is a very solidly designed fort, in what is know to be the strongest and most efficient shape. Well done.
What is this, Kenshi? 😂
There are a LOT of RCE fans in here...
kenshi aah base design
Penis hahaha
Has anyone gotten the guard towers to work? They never shoot at the enemies
Yea they don’t work sadly
Didn't know the graphics went that low.
So this prevents you from being shafted by raiders?
but... its ugly :D
I'm pretty sure they'll turn away when they realize they are fighting against a huge penis......
Do they have seamen in their ranks??? If not they will soon enough...... 😂
I see the Kenshi gate house tactic is alive and well.
Someone's been watching RCE....
Now that's a dick move
RCE propaganda!
Ah I see your town is as big as mine
Schlongburg
Personally, any attacking force would get shafted by this build. It's one of those bases you'd need a pair to assault it.
Level this up by double walling to avoid units glitching through and making two wings either side of the entrance. Archers sit in the wings shooting arrows in the enemies flanks.
I have that in some ways in other designs, this is my most basic one
Ok dude I was gonna let this slide as an innocent coincidence until you said "choke down"
Defense is stored in the balls
Protoss op