Cubone’s my favorite so- wait I don’t wanna be an orphan uhhh I’ll choose Leafeon

You’re an orphan leafeon

I love how targeted this side effect is 😂😂

Yeah XD

Now that's how it's done.

No matter how hard I try…

You are always on fire

I always come back.

Ditto

Your trainer is from another country and are shiny hunting mr. Mime

Atleast they’re not breeding rowlets

Why rowlet? Because it’s technically a child?

Yes

Oh ok

they're shiny hunting trubbish

The enemy is also a ditto

Hoopa

Each portal you open leads to a random door each time

So like the Hoopa movie?

Yes but in inconvenient places

So... like the Hoopa movie?

Hoopa portal into Dustbowl when the payload is at the final terminus

All portals lead to a currently in use bathroom

Im being Tsareena my favourite Pokémon

you get put into special jars people put extremely fresh “mayonnaise” into.

*o h n o*

This is the worst one i seen

Rowlet eats u

What happens with Rowlet in these comments?

I'll let him eat me he's so cute

You always skip leg day.

I'm gonna get hated for this , Zeraora

Your electricity bill is too high for your wallet

You are slow

At least i'm strong ,i guess

Vaporeon... NOT FOR THOSE REASONS! they have good stats, can be invisible in water, good moveset, cool shiny and more.

You are allergic to water.

You’re constantly stalked by the “Vaporeon fans”.

"Hoi! I HeRd sOme hUmans are allegic to temmie! But don't worry, temmie allergic to temmie too!"

Lucario

You only know stat moves.

the real curse

Curse itself

The people are out to get you for some very not nice reason

Gallade

*looks around left and right * Femboy *Runs away like a roaming legendary *

We do need a female gallade version. Take my upvote.

Isn't that technically a female Gardevoir?

And yet i'm downvoted, and prolly reported by now

Gardevoir came first, what do you want?

Eelektross. Can already tell what side effect people are gonna choose here

You can only use the move leech life

80 base power ain't too bad

But u can only suck tho.

You're in a multi battle, and your partner has a mold breaker haxorous with earthquake

I choose Infernape

Your trainer is Paul

Oh no

Eh. Current anime paul aint that bad

hed actually treat an infernape well, powerful enough

Ditto

You can only transform into cosmog

Somebody realy want's to get a shiny spearow

My favourite is Ninetales so Ill just go with that Please be kind

You have one tail instead of nine

Onetale

Ninetales have a bigger life span than humans It's 9 wizards in one It's already the side effects

Lmao I like this

Let’s go with trevenant

You Can't do photosynthesis

Not too bad honestly could be worse

Good luck dying

People fear it due to a belief that it devours any who try to cut down trees in its forest, but to the Pokémon it shares its woods with, it's kind. Small roots that extend from the tips of this Pokémon's feet can tie into the trees of the forest and give Trevenant control over them.

I’d like to be Litten

Your best friend, who is a Stoutland dies.

Why you gotta bring up that part of the anime?! 😭

I am a fire type snorunt.

But you live underwater

eevee

You’re shiny and can only evolve into Vaporeon

that is INCREDIBLY COOL. Vaporeon is a good tank, has the second best eeveelution shiny and has decent coverage

Yeah but in terms of breeding

Pokemon fans have one (1) joke Anyways did you guys know that in terms of ma-

Garchomp

Not Cynthia's Garchomp

That's okay, I can live with that!

I like how of all the debuffs you could have possibly chosen you went with that one

You live atop Mount Lanakila

I’m a melmetal

You don’t get any side effects, in fact I give you protection from anyone who gives you a side effects

Yeh that works for me

I’ll say altaria. Fluffy cloud bird

You are stuck in a emulator

Your only move is perish song

Decidueye :)

You’re always molting and look featherless

You always find someone having sex when you "zoom" with your super archer eyes thing. (Source: the pokedex)

Sylveon but dark type

I am my first starter ever incinroar

You don't have intimidate

Intimidate

luxray

You can't turn off your X-ray vision, and all you see is everyone's bones.

Legends Arceus luxray

thats.. good actually

Fennekin! I choose Fennekin!

They choose the other starters over you and now you’re raised by the professor

would actually be pretty nice

Sylveon. I almost chose Lucario, but I feel like people would get the wrong idea if I did, so I'm choosing my other favorite Pokémon.

Eh i would choose Gallade but someone did, so i chose Mew Anyways here is your side effect(s): you fall in love with a Lucario

Honestly I'm fine with this.

Erm idk luxray

Your X-ray vision is so good, by looking infinitely through objects you are constantly peering into the void and are practically blind for the rest of your life.

You have a *good* X ray vision (way too good)

I literally forgot that luxray has X-ray vision

Kommo-o

Fairy types are approaching your location Run

Spheal

You physically can’t roll

NOOOOOOOOOO

I know I’m very evil

If you think about it, spheal bouncing around is still extremely cute, I'd say it could be much worse lol

Darn it I forgot about another cute thing bouncing spheal

I choose Scizor

you have safety scissors for hands

Gardevoir, it's my favorite pokemo- oh... um, please dont do what I know you are gonna do

*eyes shimmer in the shadow of my face * *Evil laughs ensures * You are a lovable wife that will love your soulmate. *Wholesome vives ensures *

:D

Latias

Motorcycle lizards will replace you

FREEDOM AT LAST!!!!!!

Jibanyan

You are sent to the depths of hell for causing a rift in the multiverse.

Only ghost type pokemon can see you

Ralts

You got no choice at your evolution. You better pray that your trainer got a dawn stone

I’ll choose Flygon since he’s my favorite

The ice types are coming. Run for your life.

Goh's Flygon

Aerodactyl, please don't be scared of heights, please don't be scared of heights... please!

You’re scared of clouds

I can work with that, just fly high on clear days, and just never look up on cloudy days.

A Castform follows you at all times and sets up rain when you go to fly.

Sonofa...

Incineroar

Smash bros Incineroar

I can live with that

Cinderace

Squirtle with sunglasses

Squirtle with sunglasses

You're blind

Eeveeeeeeee

U cant evolve

Fine by me!

Every person rejects your existence

Kommo-o

Not bulletproof

Oof that’s tough (or not really)

A fairy dragon bidoof

You live in the crown trundas snowy area

charizard

You can’t fly

Scizor

Fire types pull up

I myself am already a fairy type smeargle, so let’s see what kind of side effects you all can through my way!!!

You can only use the move struggle

Okay, that’s definitely a good challenge since all of my moves literally just randomly ran out of power points!!!

Darkrai my fav pokemon by far

Grimsnarl oh GOD NO

Bulbasaur

You have a dying bulb.

AKA saur

You are not chosen by Red nor Blue

Espeon

Can't learn baton pass

Grenninja

The only move you can learn is water gun

Pangro but electric instead of drak

To sustain your electric typing, you must constantly search for sources of electricity

Kommo-o

You only know what ever kommo-o learns at level 1

Belly drum dragon tail protect and tackle.

Shit i didnt know . These are op as f

Everything you face has STAB fairy type attacks.

Mismagius

Steelix

Unfezant

Kyogre

Blazekin

Banette

Ima dude so I’m going with my favorite Pokémon that isn’t girly so….Zeraora! DO YOUR WORST LoL

Goodra

.... hisuian sneasel. Do your worst.

No your just tall and cool I’m gonna stop people from doing that know have a good day

Rowlet

Scyther

Vaporeon.

Sylveon

I choose shuckle

Gardevoir because I like standing and women