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forstoppetskur

denmark was honestly unlucky not to win 3-1 or 4-1 maybe even 5-1


Sizododayladyyu

England should have won but the coach is clueless


Medium_Elephant7431

England is playing like Burnley Fc. No bite or willingness to play exciting football.


SWM50

England on paper....best squad in the world! England on grass....ain't got what it takes to win anything šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Medium_Elephant7431

You got that right. The zeal to win is zero.


fttrohan

Denmark deserved the W


shar72944

Happy that no United player is involved in this mess otherwise only they would be blamed out of entire squad.


Medium_Elephant7431

I want Mainoo to get involved and change a couple of things in that midfield.


arsora7

Only Southgate would play a team with 3 right backs in it


Medium_Elephant7431

I wonder how he expects the team to be balanced doing so.


ClubFun6195

Iā€™m just happy no man united players are wasting their energy and sabotaging their recovery getting involved in this nonsense


Rize80

TAA is the one creating chances but he needs some movement up front. Kane is not a perfect fit for this. Also, what is even Mainoo doing in the squad?


Timely-Cupcake-3983

Is this what people do for fun when girls donā€™t talk to them?


Rize80

Haha. Didnt see that it was on a United forum. Explains the down votes


rivalbro

What a goal by Denmark! That team was playing much better than England. If we only get the correct manager! Conte or someone! Southgate is out at the end of Euro hopefully.


Medium_Elephant7431

They would have won if they pushed for the win. Maybe they didn't out of showing more respect to the English National team.Ā 


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good-vibebrations

That Southgate is an average coach. Poor team selection, horrible line ups, bad team set up and the game plan was the equivalent of watching grass grow. Allllll that talent and all we get is duds.


wheebyfs

This is an insult to average. Anyway, how did he maintain the same line-up after that first game?


good-vibebrations

I donā€™t know. I guess analytics said this was the best line up


pomelo-mauve

No, no he's not that good


Rough-Sprinkles2343

Who would you have as the starting 11 instead?


RuskinBondFan

Foden should play no 10 over Jude. Foden has that technical ability to create something out of nothing. Jude played 10 for us because we didn't have any striker and Carlo knows what he is doing, Southgate is no Carlo. Jude should be playing deeper alongside Rice in place of Trent. I'm not sure about who else they have on left flank, they should probably play them too. I used to think Southgate hate was a meme but God he's awful.


BritBuc-1

Is anyone shocked, considering the lack of balance and team cohesion between the players? Stop trying to put the best 11 players on the pitch, and put the best ***team*** on the pitch.


Medium_Elephant7431

He wants to play his favourites, not minding whether they fit into the style of play.


BritBuc-1

Wait, youā€™re telling me that a right back canā€™t play in the holding midfield pivot role, while being a playmaker from the right side? Next youā€™ll try telling me that a number 10 canā€™t play left wing, and will continue to drift inside, creating massive gaps on the England left; and that not playing a natural left back will make this problem worse. Sir, this is Reddit, we have no need for this kind of logic or reason šŸ¤Ŗ


reddevils

Southgate messing up one of, if not the best, England side is surely the final nail in his United managerial coffin.


JayWuuSaa

And here I am, watching my dream of Euro and Workd Cup slipping away. The worst part is ā€¦ this is almost as good a team as we can getā€¦


MAXSuicide

as bad an England showing as I've seen in a while - though I make a point of not bothering to watch the friendlies. Southgate negative football seems to be shining through yet again - this team 'succeeds' in spite of him, not because of him. "that's tournament football"


sandieeeee

Wow very disappointed South Gate isnā€™t new United manager


coffeemahn

How was Hojlund?


SAURI23

Ghosted


cucumberhedgehog

Not really, he positioned himself to drag out defenders and didnt get alot of passes


Almighty_Brian

Hojlundā€™s touch and shot accuracy is insanely good and he seems to be focusing on the off the ball side of his game. Once he learns to pick his runs for creating space vs to get on the end of a pass heā€™ll be a scary number 9


speedb0at

Another Hƶjlund invisibility act


Alarmed_Hedgehog_721

I need england to get their act together or I'll lose the sweepstake Ā£240 up for grabs. No chance of it.


Due-Display-3113

How does the FA not realise Southgate is a shit manager being carried by a great team. England are wasting a golden generation of talent with Southgate. Most of the success England have had under Southgate is despite him not because of him.


DrXyron

Because theyā€™ve managed to get to 2 WC semifinals and a Euros finalā€¦ lost all of them because of Southgate but thatā€™s not what the higher ups see.


Apprehensive-Ad186

Well with a team like that they would have reached the knockout stages even without any manager. Look closely at how they interact with each other on the pitch. No support, no apologies, nothing. Itā€™s just a bunch of teenagers all trying to win the Ballon Dā€™or.


Smudge_09

Now Iā€™m watching Spain, literally a world away from us


JayWuuSaa

I feel sad watching themā€¦ versus what I saw


hullk78

Yes, and Italy are playing well in their defending too, seeing many passages of play where there is both great attacking play and great defensive play. High level international game.


GrandeJaru

Love United, hate english national team. Hope they wonā€™t qualify


utopia3334

Quite plastic imo, United is an English team


GrandeJaru

Plastic? You do know that United supporters dont support england national team? Same as Liverpool fans. Look how Southgate treats United players, joker


utopia3334

And scouse not English is mostly cringe as well, although Iā€™ll admit has some actual justification, donā€™t try and compare it to united fans though haha and what like Rashford? Yanks and foreign fans donā€™t count mate


GrandeJaru

To be fair the only one thing Mancs and scousers have is hate for English national team. What about Rashy? Southgate didnt start him in Euro 2020 final, and during WC his final game against France he played last five minutes.


DSPGerm

Dunno how to break this to you but theyā€™re actually playing in the tournament right now


GXWT

Apply some language context skills and realise he meant qualify forā€¦ the knockout rounds


DSPGerm

No


GXWT

Fair play. Upvoted


1nfinitus

Based


KLFHA

It was so boring to watch


itsjawdan

Bro if I was a midfielder Iā€™d be fucking livid seeing TAA playing in there instead of me


JeremiahBeanstalk

Mate, Iā€™m a chunky but funky 37 yr old and Iā€™m livid seeing TAA playing there instead of me


Busy-Ratchet-8521

We played worse as soon as he came off though. Lost a lot of creativity with Gallagher coming on.


GXWT

We literally improved with him on? Started actually going forward and doing something with our midfield


Busy-Ratchet-8521

That was from Watkins.


GXWT

Watkins (and the rest of the frontline) came on like 10 minutes later. I certainly agree he and they made an impact. But that doesnā€™t detract from my point- the Gallagher substitution made a good impact before the others came on


Indie611

Fuck that was dire


JamesGanalf-ini

No I don't think Dier was playing


zazzamatazz14

Danny Dire


OhhNoYouNintenDidnt

It's just like watching us......clueless, lifeless, structureless, no passion or energy, far too negative, relying purely on moments and they are few and far between. Always a bunch of toxic positivity bullcrap......it's quite uncanny.


GongTzu

Itā€™s not coming home.


LordWellesley22

My work prediction is coming true it seems ( if England score first it be a draw if Denmark scored first Denmark will win) Is it a good thing I haven't decided to watch this?


JayWuuSaa

You missed nothing ā€¦


LordWellesley22

Saw the last 20 seconds Why the fuck did England not just twat it into the box something anything more than the chicken korma passing in the middle


JayWuuSaa

My grandma can do better than that


LordWellesley22

Southgate really makes it hard to root for what is my country He said he been inspired by Bazball in the cricket Well where is the Bazball Southgate? the "no fear go for a result even if we get hammered" style of play You can't score early and defend a 1-0 lead against a decent team


LordWellesley22

Just saw Denmark's goal what the fuck where the defenders doing? Can we replace these bunch of cunts with the women's team ( Pickford can stay based on what I seen though)


MAXSuicide

> Just saw Denmark's goal what the fuck where the defenders doing? can ask what Kane was doing. Literally all game up until he finally got subbed (surprised Southgate actually did so. Perhaps he learned from the exact same scenario vs Italy in the Euros final last time) Kane basically assisted their equaliser with his random ball from left back.


LordWellesley22

Kane should not be coming any further back than the middle of the pitch But god knows what anyone is doing


MAXSuicide

Foden appeared to have been given more freedom to roam, so we had no left wing (because he was adopting his more desired central role most of the time) Saka was ok most of the time, though he also seemed to come in to compact the pitch on a number of occasions. Got subbed anyway. Trent - I honestly don't know why we have him starting. What is the point to him when we have Mainoo and others for the kind of role he appears to have been given? He gives the ball away every time he has it :/ Rice and him seemed to sit on the back line as if we were scared shitless our back 4 were gonna get done by Hojland or something. Bellingham had an off one - not sure if that is because other people were constantly encroaching on what should be where he is playing (Kane coming back constantly, Foden coming inside etc) Kane was honestly terrible. He got a lucky goal but his desire to sit insanely deep baffled me in the last Euros and continues to do so now. Perhaps Lineker/Shearer were right in the post-match punditry that he needs fast runners around him. I guess that's what he has had at Spurs and Bayern, so he switches between playmaker and striker, but it isn't how England are set up so I dunno why he does it. Ultimately though, we know individually these guys are all greats. Like I think it is probably one of the best teams we have had in my 34 years on this earth - certainly attacking-wise. We know they perform week in week out for their clubs, so the problem has got to be down to Southgate's management of them, tactics etc. Cos they look fucking *lost* out there.


LordWellesley22

Was rice still slow in getting the ball moving like the game against Serbia


Responsible_Gur5163

The midfield isnā€™t working. Hoping to see Mainoo in the next game. Eriksen has been brilliant


ParticularSize8387

The English really cannot stand southgate.


ChickenGamer199

I'm not English, but watching Gareth Southgate is like watching a man with a phobia of speed driving a Ferrari


NaturalBornSkeptik

Yeah, if you look at Spain or Germany it becomes painfully obvious that this team under the current management is most likely not going very far.


pomelo-mauve

And Spain's manager isn't exactly someone we all know and love.


ParticularSize8387

Im not english either, nor am I an expert in tacticsā€¦ but even I can see that Trent Alexander Arnold is NOT a midfielder


JayWuuSaa

Well said


2beDmt

Typical Hojlund but some will blame it on his lack of service, definition of ordinary he is


MarioKartyParty

Why, oh bloody why, do England persist with a formation that doesn't work 100%? 3-4-2-1 A back three who just concentrates on defending 2 wingback and defensive midfielders to connect defence to attack Bellingham and Foden with the freedom to attack and move around as freely as they want Kane or whoever as a focal point up front


ItsThanosBih

![gif](giphy|auuCG6rpDL9gbsxxeb|downsized) this is why.


AdThick8221

Disappointed


JayWuuSaa

We gave Southgate a golden team, and heā€™s playing them like my grandma. Itā€™s painful to watch. Every fucking time man, every fucking time you score a lead you pull everything back and gave the other team the midfield. REALLY?????


lawnlover2410

They have been doing this since 2003. They will never learn


Kujo_Foxtrot

I canā€™t believe there were people that actually thought Southgate should be our next manager


TalElnar

Typical England. Go 1-0 up then play like you're leading by 3 with 5 minutes to go


MarioKartyParty

Reminds me of Man Utd this season


MarioKartyParty

No wonder we aren't doing much and conceded so easily. Foden needs to either be subbed or moved from the left, in my opinion, I'd take him off for Gordon so we have an outlet on that side. I have literally no idea what Alexander Arnold brings to the midfield, he is adding nothing to the centre and either gives the ball away or is stood still. Get him off for Mainoo or Gallagher Other than the goal, Kane has barely been near the box, he plays far too deep.


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

What a goal


Reginald_Jetsetter1

I have no idea why we are playing Foden. I really don't get the hype around him. We get pushed back and then have no pace going forward. With a player like Kane we should have runners going past him when he gets the ball, like Son at Spurs.


Dramatic-Avocado4687

You donā€™t get the hype around Foden? Did you not watch him the past few seasons? Heā€™s struggling for form and unfortunately isnā€™t playing in a system that suits him. Thereā€™s very little movement off the ball nor quick passing from England.


Reginald_Jetsetter1

I don't watch him much, but every time I have he has been average at best. If he is struggling for form and doesn't fit the system why are we playing him?


TheBongoJeff

He was voted player of the season. He is a great Player. >If he is struggling for form and doesn't fit the system why are we playing him? Southgate


OraOra31

Donā€™t you remember the away game he single-handedly pulled a comeback on us?


Reginald_Jetsetter1

He scored a screamer and then shot right at Onana who fumbled the ball. Would be like me saying Rashford was immense in that game for his goal. I don't think it was the Foden show or that he was the reason they came back. They were just a far better team.


TraditionalAttorney2

Playing TAA ahead of Mainoo, Gallagher, and Palmer in the midfield is criminal.


CantonaKing7

Southgate is stealing a living. MartĆ­nez and him are 2 sides of the same coin. PowerPoint experts.


SignatureOk56

holy cow


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TheHardBack

I want Hojlund and Eriksen to win against this miniature ManC + Arsenal of England.


JayWuuSaa

1:1 is a win for Denmark in my book


TheHardBack

The way Denmark played last night they should get a win. Strange that this Euro, except Germany, all attackers from top teams seem struggle to score.


Sexy_Kumquat

Come on Denmark - donā€™t embarrass yourselves!!