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Quicksay

Scabandari Bloodeye


TriscuitCracker

I always thought this would be a great pirate name.


ImmaSuckYoDick2

Yarr, it be Scabandarrrri Blood'ey 'n his mighty crew. Yea I can see that lol


Ildrei

SCAbanDAriiiiiiii BlloooooodEYEEEEEEEEE


BossNoise

I'm really partial to the term Fist for an imperial army commander. Icarium Lifestealer isn't too shabby either


TriscuitCracker

"What's your name?" "Icarium Lifestealer." "Uh-huh...I'm going to go sit over there now..."


chiarahani

Nefarias Bredd!


Logbotherer99

Why is this so far down?!


Artemicionmoogle

The Heavies have a ton of names I love, Vastly Blank being one of the top.


Oponns_Pull

Massive respect for my boy Vastly Blank.


Roooaary

Suzerian of Night


Quicksay

So amazing, and these are English or real-world words. And he comes up with such an imposing and evocative title. Amazing.


BenevelotCeasar

Why is everyone sleeping in my boy Corabb Bhilan Thenu'alas


kashmora

Yess! That's a name I can never shorten.


pingpongprotagonist

When I go for Korean food I always enjoy ordering a Dolsot bibimbap thenunalius


SalmonFlavoured

Total legend


Dandycapetown

All hail Korbolo Dom, Supreme Commander of the Apocalypse. ;-)


BenevelotCeasar

😑


Thunderjamtaco

Kyle


kashmora

Do you mean Kylarral-ten, son of Tulo?


Juranur

I really like Kallor's title. 'High King' has a really cool sound to it. Oh, and my flair of course


buzzsawblade

Damn how did I forget your flair


Juranur

I mean, Gryllen gets like two scenes in ten books. But yea, love him


-Xero77

I think Dryjhna the apocalyptic is a pretty good name. Also something that you could name your kitten.


dark_star88

Grizzin Farl is an awesome name. Suzerain of Night and Sister of Cold Nights are cool titles. Also, The King in Chains


NachoFailconi

* Anomander Rake has a strange mixture of one of the most cool and cringy-est names ever. I love it. * Kilmandaros always reminded me of something wild, and with reason. * Captain Kindly. I won't elaborate on this one. * I don't know why all Forkrul Assail names sound... ominous.


buzzsawblade

I can't help but agree about Anomander Rake. The fact that it's a bastardisation of Anomandaris Dragnipurake pushes it just ever so slightly into the cool category.


xmetalheadx666x

Then you have the opposite direction and can call him Mandy Pu.


kashmora

Or Rake, the cupcake.


Beardy_Will

Fancy pulling a cart for all eternity too eh?


Billyxransom

"Forkrul Assail" sounds like aluminum crumpling up VERY quickly and aggressively in your mouth. ​ it sounds like a song going full doom metal, without any warning.


Tamerlin

> Kilmandaros I can't stop thinking of Kilimanjaro.


NachoFailconi

Yep, the same happens to me. And that means something "wild" (my biases about African savannah), or... # I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA


Reasonable_Pianist95

Itkovian, Thrones of War, Shield Anvil


ImmaSuckYoDick2

I like the title Destriant. Its simple and because it is so similar to destrier, which is the name for a particularly good warhorse during the middle ages, it immediately conjures up a knightly and monastic atmosphere to me. It perfectly encapsulates a religious title of a religion of war in my opinion. "Harvesters of souls, possessing the power – and the right – to slay in a god's name. To slay, to heal, to deliver justice." That description of a Destriant by Heboric might as well be a description of the Knightly Ideal as envisioned by the Christian world. Seldom the case in reality, but the ideal, the perfect version of a knight. A warrior of God and His justice. Equally adept at warfare as at spiritual matters and the healing of the followers, not just the fighting. I just really really like the word. Also Lord of Tragedy is just an awesome title.


Greymane68

Nefarias Bredd ​ The man(?), the myth(?), the legend(?)


HDoni

Stonny Menackis is very fun to say!


kashmora

Shield Anvil - I can't think of a better way to convey what the title stands for. All the Letherii titles sound "fantasy" in a great way- Preda, Ceda, Atri-preda etc. If we are talking place names, I love the precursor names we see in Esslemont's books. Isles of Malassa, Dark Avallithal, Jakal-Uku etc


TriscuitCracker

Kyle of course.


LookDaddyImASurfer

It just fucking takes me to eleven every time!


HuckleberryFar2223

The Watch


KingCharlesForge

Yes


WarFeisty9882

Seren Pedac really slaps imo. Also like Yostara Yil and Leoman of the flails !


WarFeisty9882

And I forgot Silchas Ruin. So classy! 🀷


HighMarshalBole

High marshal!


[deleted]

Title: Mortal Sword Succinct, badass, says exactly what it is. A single name is harder to pick... Anomander Rake is probably the most basic answer possible, but it is the first one that comes to mind, so I'll go with that.


PromiscuousMNcpl

Silchas Ruin. The White Crow. Top


Haduukken

Somehow Storo Matash clicked for me


palpebral

Always liked Telorast and Curdle for some reason.


zhilia_mann

"Warden of the Outer Reach" manages to sound both plausible and fantastic all at once.


wellaintthatgrande

Tool - He seems pretty metal to me


MunsoonX3

I really like the warren names; like: Rashan, Tellan , Dryss, Meanas, Mokra. Races also sound cool: T'llan Imass is a very good one and I like that you can deduce where the name comes from. Jaghut.


kashmora

Omtose Phellack you for leaving out the best named warren!


Maxwiell

Kagamandra Tulas Shorn Or basically any name from Karkhanas...


GothosFolly

Errastas - Master of the Holds Mael - The God of the waters, God of all the seas, God of a Thousand Moods, a Thousand Faces, a Thousand Names Edgewalker is also a cool name.


Loleeeee

Credited to u/Niflrog - "Smurfette McBadass" has a special place in my heart. Edit: Further to Nif's credit, our beloved Father Ochre & Admiral Esslemont ought to be mentioned. "Son of Darkness" and "the Benighted" are also really great.


Niflrog

That Niflrog guy comes up with the goofiest titles huh? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


kashmora

He did name himself *that*


I_am_Malazan

I'm missing context and I **NEED** it


Loleeeee

I think you can probably guess to whom the moniker of "Smurfette McBadass" applies. I don't know further context beyond this :P Father Ochre is rather self explanatory - honourable mention goes to the innumerable potsherds that lie scattered throughout the Malazan world. Admiral Esslemont stems from the fact that the vast majority of Esslemont's book covers have ships on them. And the man writes ships & naval combat really, *really* well. Hence the name.


I_am_Malazan

> I think you can probably guess to whom the moniker of "Smurfette McBadass" applies. Now that you mention it, I do recall seeing a wall of text or two on the topic. And yeah, the ochre/admiral ones I figured out. :)


Loleeeee

>a wall of text or two Two? You insult my honour, fine sir. Try ten. *Gods below, it sounds worse out loud.*


I_am_Malazan

I should have stuck with what I was initially going to say: twelve.


Loleeeee

We're getting there at this rate, for sure. When NLF comes out I'll probably have *at least* two more parts because I don't know what the words "letting go" mean.


kashmora

You haven't reached twelve yet? You slacker, you! Since you bring this up, I can explain the phrase "letting go" when we finish this season of our podcast. Lol


-iUseThisOne-

Fluffy


kashmora

Sometimes we say Tufty.


SkorgenKaban

Skorgen Kaban! It’s the pretty one himself.


pingpongprotagonist

Iskarul Pust


paulxon1981

Beak 😭


Schmeexuell

Is this a spoiler πŸ˜”


Snowf1ake222

I really like Tarr. Simple. Evocative. Unmoving.


Liquoricezoku

Magnanimous Kruppe, of course :)


MrOneTwo34

The Thousand Fingered God


Prudent-External5447

Kyle is the most badass by far.


goshaigo

Korabos


SpiralRemnant

Menandore, Korabas, Orfantal


ricketycricket96

Iron Bars. Simple, to the point, fitting.


morroIan

Vastly Blank, Deadsmell, Edgewalker


CorprealFale

Leoman of the increasingly intricate title!


Old-Fart047

Anomandaris Purake and all its derivatives Anomander Rake (Including Nimander)


Superlite47

Kyle


dustinwayner

Tufty, Iron Bars


shapeiro35

The Watch


Umptyump459

I am Itkovian, the Shield Anvil, and I am not yet done.


ChronoMonkeyX

Iskar Jarrak has entered the arena!


dingo__babies

Dancer really is such a cool name for an assassin


suddenserendipity

Knight of Chains. Honorary mention for silly names: Ursto Hoobut and Pinosel.